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DMV Complaints Office: Hours of Operation: Monday – Friday, 9:30 a.m. – 5 p.m. CA: 0xe26d2cd800a4c5917637f9fbdfcfc71764eb238b

Joined April 2024
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
@DMVonavax
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3 months
🚗 Welcome to the California DMV! 🌟 We just opened on @ignite_meme !
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@DMVonavax
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3 months
Welcome to the DMV, @dexscreener . Please take a seat.
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@DMVonavax
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3 months
I have been informed that the bots are fully out.
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@DMVonavax
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3 months
Telegram and Dexscreener are on the way, dear customers. Unfortunately, our assistant executive hasn't finished high school yet, so it might take a moment.
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@DMVonavax
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3 months
And we are finally open! Take a number and a seat. Post your profile picture below if you're coming to the DMV today!
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@DMVonavax
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3 months
Sir, this is after hours. The DMV opens back up tomorrow at 9:30 a.m.
@DrScribb
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3 months
Is $DMV on #AVAX going to hit a million tonight or is it a rug? @DMVonavax
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@DMVonavax
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3 months
A couple of early customers just made a scene and left the DMV, causing a mess on the charts. This was expected, and we will remain open for services.
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3 months
The DMV is opening in less than one hour. Please do not fight in the lines and try to be as respectful as possible.
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3 months
@JustnThePhotog just sent us an offer that we couldn't refuse. The DMV is officially having its first community takeover!
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3 months
My assistant executive is reaching out to the top Market Making firms on avax. Let us know if you have any recommendations
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3 months
@grenvilleriley @JustnThePhotog @0xMoonbags Please, sir, do not distract the Director from the job.
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@DMVonavax
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3 months
Justin closed the DMV early today to spend time with his family this Friday. DMV employees are indeed overworked. We are taking a short holiday break and will be back next Monday! Happy Weekend
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3 months
Due to an unusually high number of customers today, our waiting time is longer than usual. Our executive is currently in talks with @PharaohExchange to help with the waitlist. We appreciate your patience and understanding.
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3 months
Dear customers, we've been informed that a return is due on all registered cars. The dev wallet has just sent all the tokens back to you, the customers (9% of the supply). They have been distributed evenly.
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3 months
We officially made it to @PharaohExchange ! This is just the first step, customers.
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3 months
Good morning. With the market sending our customers to zero, we have only four people in the waiting area today.
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@DMVonavax
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2 months
Who's coming to the $DMV today? We need to wrap everything up this week. So if you've got something to handle, you better get in here now. Time's ticking, and we’re not waiting around. Please have a seat and watch for your number to be called.
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3 months
Customers, we will be opening our DMV group chat soon! It is limited as we can only take 5 clients per hour. Take a number and take a seat. The invites will be sent out shortly.
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@DMVonavax
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3 months
Customers, please wait in Waiting Area A until the chart reaches the millions.
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@DMVonavax
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3 months
If you are tired of waiting and looking for juicy APR. The @PharaohExchange dealership is open for business.
@Cucknbullcrypto
Cuck and Bull Crypto 9000🔺
3 months
@DMVonavax $DMV is now gauged on @PharaohExchange . 81.6K volume thus far 20% of trading fees back to LP providers 72% back to vePhar Voters - voting incentives for $Phar rewards are showing up. Pretty sweet!
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3 months
And the DMV is glad to announce that the $DMV airdrop is the fifth biggest airdrop in AVAX history, following Nochill, Memerush, Hyperspace, and Good Bridging. We hope that most of our customers are happy and ready for another day in the waiting area.
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@DMVonavax
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3 months
Our primary objective is to ensure our customers can complete their registrations and transfers with a waiting time of under 45-120 minutes. In the upcoming hours, or days. We will have a huge announcement regarding this.
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Alright, listen up. The DMV was shut down for 7 days because, uh, we had a bit of a situation with the coffee machine. ++
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@DMVonavax
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2 months
Yeah, you’re welcome, @JustnThePhotog . Now, if you need something else, grab a ticket and get in line like everyone else.
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3 months
For the mental health of our employees, please make sure you bring all the required paperwork.
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3 months
Sadly, our assistant failed to confirm that Snowscan exported the entire list of holders. As a result, the top 48 customers received 9% of the supply. We fired him.
@DMVonavax
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3 months
Dear customers, we've been informed that a return is due on all registered cars. The dev wallet has just sent all the tokens back to you, the customers (9% of the supply). They have been distributed evenly.
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3 months
Thanks to our first customer review! "You made it to pharaoh which seems like a great accomplishment" - @Jaybies911
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3 months
With the summer heating up, complete many of your DMV transactions from the comfort of your home… and air conditioning! Stay Inside, Go Online.
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@DMVonavax
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2 months
Ever wonder what the $DMV sounds like? Missing the thrill of sitting here for hours, just waiting for your number to be called? Well, look no further, we have got a free demo for you. Come on down and enjoy the experience all over again.
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2 months
GM to all of you waiting in line. Yep, it's gonna be one of those days, so settle in and get comfortable. We’ll get to you when we can.
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3 months
Please sir
@zkPrometheus
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3 months
@AaronBuchwald California DMV is a godless wasteland I wouldn’t wish on my worst enemies
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2 months
Alright, so you’re looking at our lovely DMV office. Yeah, looks pretty empty now, but let me tell you, last week, it was a whole different scene. The coffee machine went berserk
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2 months
Folks, listen up. If you want to get in line, you’ve got to first head over to @PharaohExchange and grab your ticket there. No ticket, no service. it’s that simple. Just hit this link: Then you can come back and wait in line like everyone else. Higher
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2 months
How could knobs have done this to us?
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2 months
Yeah, it overflowed, and next thing you know, there was water everywhere.... shorted out the power, fried the computers, the whole nine yards. And, well, no one could come in and fix it because apparently, the guy who fixes that stuff was on vacation. Go figure.
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2 months
Here’s the deal, we’ve just opened up. If you need something from the $DMV, now’s the time to get in here. Grab a number on @PharaohExchange , get in line, and wait your turn. CA: 0xe26d2cd800a4c5917637f9fbdfcfc71764eb238b
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2 months
The DMV is getting full right now, packed to the brim. If you’re here, thanks for waiting, but it’s going to be a while. We appreciate your patience... or whatever’s left of it. Hang tight, and we’ll get to you when we can.
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2 months
Look at that. @DonaldTrump just mentioned $DMV and $AVAX integration in his interview with @elonmusk . I’m not sure what he’s getting at, but, if it means less hassle for me, I’m all for it. Let’s see if anything actually changes around here, though.
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3 months
@Chilearmy123 don't forget to renew your registration clemente
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2 months
But hey, we’re back now, so if you've been waiting, well, now’s your chance. But don't think I’m gonna be rushing through anything. Just get in line, and we’ll see if we can get to you today
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2 months
Alright, another one bites the dust. Someone actually got their stuff done here at the DMV. Congrats, I guess. Now, for all you new folks just joining us, grab a number and get in line.
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2 months
If you’ve got any complaints, here’s how it works: we’ve got a complaints office now. But don’t think it’s gonna be any different. Join on Take a number, get in line, and wait your turn. Just like everything else around here.
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2 months
Alright, listen up! If you left the line yesterday and thought you’d just stroll back in today like nothing happened, think again. You lost your spot, and now you’re back at the end of the line. No excuses, no special treatment.
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@DMVonavax
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2 months
Well, look at that. People are actually getting things done here at the DMV. Who would've thought? We’re glad to see it. (Less work for me to deal with.) So keep it up, folks, and maybe we’ll actually get through this mess.
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@AlexPancakesNFT take a number, and wait
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2 months
And there goes another one, done and out the door. Keep it up, folks, and maybe we’ll actually get through this mess. But don’t get too comfortable; there’s always more waiting around the corner.
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@Wrathtank_avax Welcome wrath, take a seat.
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3 months
Great news customers!
@pythonomics
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@JustnThePhotog @0xMoonbags Congratulations, your offboarding activities have qualified $DMV as a culture catalyst token
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2 months
Folks, you’re in for a real treat. We’ve got the latest in high-tech, 4D experience right here complete with authentic $DMV ambience powered by @avax It’s like you’re really here, waiting for hours on end. Who needs virtual reality when you’ve got this? Enjoy the ride!
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2 months
@Avax_insider Hey, just a heads-up that the DMV is back in action and serving again. If you’ve been waiting to get your stuff done, now’s the time to jump in!
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2 months
GM 👀
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2 months
@JustnThePhotog Your number says $0? Well, that sounds like a printer problem. Nothing I can do about it now. You’ll just have to take another number and hope the printer decides to cooperate this time.
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@DMVonavax
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Dear Customers, We wanted to inform you that couple weeks ago, our blockchain system experienced an interruption for a couple of hours, causing temporary disruptions to our services. We sincerely apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused. Get back in the line ASAP
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@Stupifff Just letting you know the DMV is open now. If you need to get anything done, now’s your chance. Get in line and wait like everybody else.
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@zkPrometheus @ScribbleWarl0ck Alright, @ScribbleWarl0ck , congrats on the launch of $BLEP on Bellum. Now, if you’re planning to swing by the DMV, we’re open and functioning. Just don’t expect any special treatment. Get in line like everyone else.
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@piweb_ @Nofuturephoto good morning customer. please make sure to visit our last posts for this information.
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@avax @playoffthegrid But hey, don’t forget, the DMV is open too, so if you need something done, you know where to wait.
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@avax @Reuters The ticker is $DMV, The biggest Avax RWA integration
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@Wrathtank_avax @ignite_meme Take a number, and please wait
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@avedarave_ We chose avax, because of the tech.
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@CoqInuAvax @avax @CultureOnAvax @TheBokcast @AvaxNFTs @beeple We’re so back, and better than ever, $COQ crew. If you’ve been waiting, the doors are open, and it’s time to get things rolling again. Let’s get this show on the road!
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@JustnThePhotog We're glad to have you as our DMV Director!
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@evasavagiou @wallstreetbets The ticker is $DMV, The biggest Avax RWA integration
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@onethird_nerd This is exactly why we are integrating with avax
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@iwillpat Alright, listen up. We’re finally open again after that whole coffee flood fiasco. So if you’ve been waiting around, now’s your chance to get whatever DMV stuff you need done. But don’t expect any miracles; things are still slow.
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@JustnThePhotog So you lost your tickets, huh? Well, that’s not my problem. Complaining isn’t gonna get them back. You’ll just have to deal with it and get new ones like everyone else. Please have a seat and watch for your number to be called.
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@GamingOnAvax need for speed most wanted
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@ExcelBaller We will focus on onboarding 46 million car owners.
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@onethird_nerd @MinisterOfNFTs We welcome THE ministerofnfts at the desk
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@DGanjaBaba Please have a seat and watch for your number to be called
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@EvanTurner96276 The ticker is $DMV, The biggest Avax RWA integration
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2 months
We have had 3 deserters
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@DGanjaBaba @JustnThePhotog that’s your call, but I’m just here to get things done. If you think something’s off, you can always take it up with someone else, or just follow the process like everyone else. Either way, grab a ticket and get in line if you want to sort it out.
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@DrScribb minimum 3 hours at the moment
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@onecalledthomas Please, be patient. While, we deploy 5 community members on it.
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@JustnThePhotog Customers are undefeated.
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@ChrisFusillo busier than normal
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@De3ngineer @ignite_meme Take a number, and please wait.
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@onethird_nerd The line’s crawling because we’re still dealing with the aftermath of that coffee machine disaster. Like I said, the thing went haywire, flooded the floor, and took down the whole system. We had to shut down for a week to clean up the mess, and now we’re backed up to the moon.
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@Avax_insider The ticker is $DMV, The biggest Avax RWA integration
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@chikn_nft bok bok 🐔
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@piweb_ @Nofuturephoto top 48 holders received the airdrop.
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@Nofuturephoto Hey @Nofuturephoto , GM. Just letting you know, we’re open now. If you’ve got DMV business, time to get in here and deal with it. But don’t expect any special treatment. Grab a number and get in line like everyone else.
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@Interaxis8 @avax Thank you for the recap adam!
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@hakikiceo don't forget to come in, and register it once you have it.
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@Heyitsjarek @Nofuturephoto We are currently in the line
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@grenvilleriley @JustnThePhotog Our director will make us proud! I believe
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@Flowslikeosmo No wait time
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@DGanjaBaba Two minutes left? You’ve got to be kidding me. There’s no way you’re getting a license in that time. Better luck tomorrow (if you get here early)
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@ExcelBaller You must be driving a luxury car
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@0xBrando No, DMV is the alpha
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@DGanjaBaba That's the true experience! Congratulations on surviving the wild! Maybe next time bring a tent, so at least you’re well-rested while you wait!
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@DGanjaBaba We all have things we want to work on, right? Now, let’s get back to whatever DMV business you’ve got, and we’ll get through this as quickly as possible.. Well, as quickly as the DMV can manage.
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@moneymorty Help? Sure, you can wait in line like everyone else. I’m here, but I’ve got a lot on my plate, so you’ll get your turn when it comes. Until then, just be patient. It’s a DMV, Let me check your number; A008...
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@DGanjaBaba Please have a seat and watch for your number to be called
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@blueclarityone Car transfers, registrations, and other things
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@JustnThePhotog @zkPrometheus please, refrain from buying at any price
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@onethird_nerd do not forget your second grade diploma
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