Telegram and Dexscreener are on the way, dear customers.
Unfortunately, our assistant executive hasn't finished high school yet, so it might take a moment.
Justin closed the DMV early today to spend time with his family this Friday.
DMV employees are indeed overworked. We are taking a short holiday break and will be back next Monday!
Happy Weekend
Due to an unusually high number of customers today, our waiting time is longer than usual.
Our executive is currently in talks with
@PharaohExchange
to help with the waitlist.
We appreciate your patience and understanding.
Dear customers, we've been informed that a return is due on all registered cars.
The dev wallet has just sent all the tokens back to you, the customers (9% of the supply).
They have been distributed evenly.
Who's coming to the $DMV today? We need to wrap everything up this week. So if you've got something to handle, you better get in here now.
Time's ticking, and we’re not waiting around.
Please have a seat and watch for your number to be called.
Customers, we will be opening our DMV group chat soon!
It is limited as we can only take 5 clients per hour.
Take a number and take a seat. The invites will be sent out shortly.
@DMVonavax
$DMV is now gauged on
@PharaohExchange
.
81.6K volume thus far
20% of trading fees back to LP providers
72% back to vePhar Voters - voting incentives for $Phar rewards are showing up.
Pretty sweet!
And the DMV is glad to announce that the $DMV airdrop is the fifth biggest airdrop in AVAX history, following Nochill, Memerush, Hyperspace, and Good Bridging.
We hope that most of our customers are happy and ready for another day in the waiting area.
Our primary objective is to ensure our customers can complete their registrations and transfers with a waiting time of under 45-120 minutes.
In the upcoming hours, or days. We will have a huge announcement regarding this.
Sadly, our assistant failed to confirm that Snowscan exported the entire list of holders.
As a result, the top 48 customers received 9% of the supply.
We fired him.
Dear customers, we've been informed that a return is due on all registered cars.
The dev wallet has just sent all the tokens back to you, the customers (9% of the supply).
They have been distributed evenly.
Ever wonder what the $DMV sounds like? Missing the thrill of sitting here for hours, just waiting for your number to be called?
Well, look no further, we have got a free demo for you.
Come on down and enjoy the experience all over again.
Alright, so you’re looking at our lovely DMV office. Yeah, looks pretty empty now, but let me tell you, last week, it was a whole different scene. The coffee machine went berserk
Folks, listen up. If you want to get in line, you’ve got to first head over to
@PharaohExchange
and grab your ticket there. No ticket, no service. it’s that simple.
Just hit this link:
Then you can come back and wait in line like everyone else.
Higher
Yeah, it overflowed, and next thing you know, there was water everywhere.... shorted out the power, fried the computers, the whole nine yards. And, well, no one could come in and fix it because apparently, the guy who fixes that stuff was on vacation. Go figure.
Here’s the deal, we’ve just opened up. If you need something from the $DMV, now’s the time to get in here.
Grab a number on
@PharaohExchange
, get in line, and wait your turn.
CA: 0xe26d2cd800a4c5917637f9fbdfcfc71764eb238b
The DMV is getting full right now, packed to the brim. If you’re here, thanks for waiting, but it’s going to be a while. We appreciate your patience...
or whatever’s left of it. Hang tight, and we’ll get to you when we can.
Look at that.
@DonaldTrump
just mentioned $DMV and $AVAX integration in his interview with
@elonmusk
. I’m not sure what he’s getting at, but, if it means less hassle for me, I’m all for it. Let’s see if anything actually changes around here, though.
But hey, we’re back now, so if you've been waiting, well, now’s your chance.
But don't think I’m gonna be rushing through anything.
Just get in line, and we’ll see if we can get to you today
Alright, another one bites the dust.
Someone actually got their stuff done here at the DMV. Congrats, I guess. Now, for all you new folks just joining us, grab a number and get in line.
If you’ve got any complaints, here’s how it works: we’ve got a complaints office now.
But don’t think it’s gonna be any different.
Join on Take a number, get in line, and wait your turn.
Just like everything else around here.
Alright, listen up! If you left the line yesterday and thought you’d just stroll back in today like nothing happened, think again.
You lost your spot, and now you’re back at the end of the line. No excuses, no special treatment.
Well, look at that. People are actually getting things done here at the DMV. Who would've thought? We’re glad to see it.
(Less work for me to deal with.) So keep it up, folks, and maybe we’ll actually get through this mess.
And there goes another one, done and out the door. Keep it up, folks, and maybe we’ll actually get through this mess.
But don’t get too comfortable; there’s always more waiting around the corner.
Folks, you’re in for a real treat. We’ve got the latest in high-tech, 4D experience right here complete with authentic $DMV ambience powered by
@avax
It’s like you’re really here, waiting for hours on end.
Who needs virtual reality when you’ve got this? Enjoy the ride!
@Avax_insider
Hey, just a heads-up that the DMV is back in action and serving again. If you’ve been waiting to get your stuff done, now’s the time to jump in!
@JustnThePhotog
Your number says $0? Well, that sounds like a printer problem. Nothing I can do about it now. You’ll just have to take another number and hope the printer decides to cooperate this time.
Dear Customers,
We wanted to inform you that couple weeks ago, our blockchain system experienced an interruption for a couple of hours, causing temporary disruptions to our services. We sincerely apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused.
Get back in the line ASAP
@zkPrometheus
@ScribbleWarl0ck
Alright,
@ScribbleWarl0ck
, congrats on the launch of $BLEP on Bellum. Now, if you’re planning to swing by the DMV, we’re open and functioning. Just don’t expect any special treatment. Get in line like everyone else.
@iwillpat
Alright, listen up. We’re finally open again after that whole coffee flood fiasco. So if you’ve been waiting around, now’s your chance to get whatever DMV stuff you need done. But don’t expect any miracles; things are still slow.
@JustnThePhotog
So you lost your tickets, huh? Well, that’s not my problem.
Complaining isn’t gonna get them back. You’ll just have to deal with it and get new ones like everyone else.
Please have a seat and watch for your number to be called.
@DGanjaBaba
@JustnThePhotog
that’s your call, but I’m just here to get things done.
If you think something’s off, you can always take it up with someone else, or just follow the process like everyone else.
Either way, grab a ticket and get in line if you want to sort it out.
@onethird_nerd
The line’s crawling because we’re still dealing with the aftermath of that coffee machine disaster. Like I said, the thing went haywire, flooded the floor, and took down the whole system.
We had to shut down for a week to clean up the mess, and now we’re backed up to the moon.
@Nofuturephoto
Hey
@Nofuturephoto
, GM. Just letting you know, we’re open now. If you’ve got DMV business, time to get in here and deal with it. But don’t expect any special treatment. Grab a number and get in line like everyone else.
@DGanjaBaba
Two minutes left? You’ve got to be kidding me.
There’s no way you’re getting a license in that time. Better luck tomorrow (if you get here early)
@DGanjaBaba
That's the true experience! Congratulations on surviving the wild!
Maybe next time bring a tent, so at least you’re well-rested while you wait!
@DGanjaBaba
We all have things we want to work on, right? Now, let’s get back to whatever DMV business you’ve got, and we’ll get through this as quickly as possible.. Well, as quickly as the DMV can manage.
@moneymorty
Help? Sure, you can wait in line like everyone else. I’m here, but I’ve got a lot on my plate, so you’ll get your turn when it comes. Until then, just be patient. It’s a DMV, Let me check your number; A008...