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DMT Capital

2 years

I can't stop laughing at the fact that I, a shitposter by the name "DMT Capital" who has a cocaine Elmo pfp, am being cited in Bloomberg.

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DMT Capital

@DMTCapital

1 year

Actual bags of CNY cash being handed over the counter. 200k USD limit per tx, insanely wide spreads, zero KYC. Wtf.

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11 months

Dressing up as Jerome Powell so the girls know I'm going to be injecting liquidity into some assets tonight

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1 year

The past 24h on fintwit, summarised:

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2 years

@SenWarren @Uber @lyft

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10 months

She can't model but she excels in the sheets

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DMT Capital

@DMTCapital

6 months

The whole world watched one Netflix documentary and suddenly became engrossed in watching people drive around in circles. Liking F1 is clear NPC behaviour.

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1 year

Edwin Dorsey when he finds out that insurance companies invest some of their float

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@DMTCapital

1 year

Area man discovers accrual vs cash basis accounting

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@kashyap286

1 year

When revenue is booked but the payment has not been received from the client, the company records this as 'accounts receivable' on the balance sheet. If my hypothesis is correct, there should be a jump in receivables correlating with the revenue increase.

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DMT Capital

@DMTCapital

2 years

We need more rate hikes.

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2 years

@binance wagmi

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DMT Capital

@DMTCapital

10 months

Taking a private equity approach to acquiring your girl

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DMT Capital

@DMTCapital

1 year

Hong Kong > Singapore. Fintwit is on some next level cope.

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DMT Capital

@DMTCapital

2 years

trying to acquire bitches using a mixture of debt and equity

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DMT Capital

@DMTCapital

3 years

Why crypto gaming is not the future, by @DMTCapital

Why crypto gaming is not the future

Featuring ponzinomics, the Mundell-Fleming Trilemma and more.

dmtcapital.substack.com

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DMT Capital

@DMTCapital

10 months

Fly all the way to Hong Kong to party but zero bitches. Wow. Crypto is so back.

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@BoredApeYC apefest was a vibe. Apes gone wild

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DMT Capital

@DMTCapital

1 year

Crypto court filings never fail to amaze me, why the *hell* would you write this out on text?

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DMT Capital

@DMTCapital

1 year

We do a little Asia-maxxing

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DMT Capital

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1 year

w/ @stevehouf + @tracyalloway at BBG HQ today

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@DMTCapital

1 year

Imagine the absolute scenes when Nvidia truthers discover auto companies have their own banks that finance their sales

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1 year

MacroAlf posting Nvidia cope on LinkedIn is exactly your sign to go irresponsibly long

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@DMTCapital

1 year

Brunch w/ @robertmartin88 :)

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DMT Capital

@DMTCapital

1 year

@gussulliman Nope. The money changers there are sketchy ofc. This is in Admiralty. Right opposite Central Gov buildings lol.

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DMT Capital

@DMTCapital

11 months

Me re-entering the arena

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DMT Capital

@DMTCapital

2 years

@0xgodking No need to imagine hypothetical scenarios where someone on CT gets a girlfriend

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DMT Capital

@DMTCapital

2 years

Found some really interesting things about the market implied recovery rate on FTX's liabilities. Below is an on-chain orderbook for soBTC (wrapped BTC issued by FTX/Alameda). Bid at 0.095, offer at 0.163.

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DMT Capital

@DMTCapital

10 months

Dressed up as a capped-uncapped variance swap tonight so she knows I'm going to blow up in her face

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DMT Capital

@DMTCapital

2 years

@686Prism @TimTheMM look at what your instigation caused, I'm here w @QEternity

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DMT Capital

@DMTCapital

1 year

@skyquake_1 @worstcontrarian should just set up an OTC shop here and call it a day. Harvest the CNY capital flight premium.

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DMT Capital

@DMTCapital

1 year

The Chinese eater wins again

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DMT Capital

@DMTCapital

9 months

As 2023 comes to an end I just wanted to say thank you to you all. I don't think I'll ever be able to repay the help and sheer kindness I've received from this community. This place has directly transformed my life in ways I couldn't have imagined.

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DMT Capital

@DMTCapital

6 months

Crypto markets have gotten so broken to the point I am currently borrowing USDC @ 45% interest to buy spot coin and shorting swaps paying 120% funding.

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DMT Capital

@DMTCapital

6 months

I am going to prison for this

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DMT Capital

@DMTCapital

2 years

You can start a fund with 5 others on Fintwit, who you choosing? Name their roles. (Inspired by @therobotjames )

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DMT Capital

@DMTCapital

2 years

I'd like to report a murder

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DMT Capital

@DMTCapital

1 year

Gm NYC :)

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DMT Capital

@DMTCapital

1 year

I am so happy people on this app will stop posting about that godforsaken show and finally maybe get a life

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DMT Capital

@DMTCapital

6 months

Is Reddit the first publicly listed porn company in the US?

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@DMTCapital

1 year

One thing that's only hit me recently is how small the world really is. Like really small. It always pays off to be nice to people. In 2 different cities on the other side of the world I've randomly met groups of people in bars in which at least one person knew someone back

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DMT Capital

@DMTCapital

1 year

Views

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DMT Capital

@DMTCapital

2 years

Common sense: Instruments with non-linear payoffs should have some sort of convexity premium (FRAs, variance swaps) On-chain power perpetual swaps: hold my beer *Convexity discounts* Cc: @therobotjames

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DMT Capital

@DMTCapital

11 months

Just saw one of these personal finance gurus talking about "turning debt into assets" my brother in Christ do you know how a balance sheet works?

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DMT Capital

@DMTCapital

1 year

Going to frame this

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DMT Capital

@DMTCapital

10 months

@IDrawCharts Yeah pretty well known in circles that woo is owned + managed by Kronos (their staff literally the same ppl lol). Assets in Woo can be lent out to Kronos per T+Cs.

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@DMTCapital

2 years

@AndreasSteno @RaoulGMI How does he sleep at night after recommending people invest in a crypto algo ponzi coin?

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5 months

Gm

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@DMTCapital

1 year

@stevehouf Leave some for the rest of us Steve

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DMT Capital

@DMTCapital

6 months

How much molly do you think Ray Dalio was on at this Taylor Swift concert?

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DMT Capital

@DMTCapital

8 months

Yeah this one didn't age well

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@SECGov

11 months

Careful what you read on the internet. The best source of information about the SEC is the SEC.

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DMT Capital

@DMTCapital

8 months

Twitter is amazing because you get to see total clowns who have zero idea what they're doing call serious anon operators LARPs.

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DMT Capital

@DMTCapital

1 year

Thank you to @WillLangley96 at the FT for giving me the idea to check this place out.

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DMT Capital

@DMTCapital

11 months

She scoops my bagel till I cream over it

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DMT Capital

@DMTCapital

4 months

What the actual hell

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DMT Capital

@DMTCapital

1 year

Capex this capex that how about you stop capping about your ex 😭😭😭

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DMT Capital

@DMTCapital

6 months

*Walter Bloomberg

@DeItaone

6 months

❖ BIDEN TO PROPOSE $5,000 CREDIT FOR FIRST-TIME HOME BUYERS: WAPO ❖ BIDEN TO PROPOSE CREDIT FOR FAMILIES SELLING STARTER HOMES:WAPO

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DMT Capital

@DMTCapital

2 years

@VXO150 @TikTokInvestors best one was the couple talking about buying low and selling high miss those days - truly insane

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DMT Capital

@DMTCapital

1 year

Binance loses a key customer

Hamas armed wing announces suspension of bitcoin fundraising

The armed wing of the Palestinian Islamist group Hamas said on Thursday it would stop receiving fundraising via the crypto currency bitcoin, a method it has used for years, citing an increase in...

www.reuters.com

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DMT Capital

@DMTCapital

9 months

Once again begging Twitter to stop being fucking virgins

🌴 Josh Lekach 🌴

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9 months

How'd this happen to the British Empire?

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DMT Capital

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1 year

Gm

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2 years

@RecoveryTrade @michaelxpettis @ChinaBeigeBook Statistics with Chinese characteristics

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DMT Capital

@DMTCapital

8 months

Just looked at the market. Why did you guys let it go down? Not a very American start to this year.

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@DMTCapital

5 months

New Yorkers try not to tweet about earthquakes challenge (impossible)

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DMT Capital

@DMTCapital

2 years

Fintwit got more mad about Cloudy LARPing for an internship than at the guy who was hailed as an expert running a literal Ponzi fund

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DMT Capital

@DMTCapital

1 year

Recession fears? Long oil. Recession cancelled? Long oil. Your wife's boyfriend bought a plane ticket to Vegas? Long oil Such is the Young hypothesis

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DMT Capital

@DMTCapital

2 years

Seeing a lot of "next cycle xyz will happen" takes on the timeline. Guys, it's over. This is the end. Stop with the cope.

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DMT Capital

@DMTCapital

9 months

I have decided that I will have 3000 followers by the end of the year. I'm a bit burnt out from posting - can someone just ask all their friends to follow me please?

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DMT Capital

@DMTCapital

1 year

@davidbelle_ @julianHjessop @peteratcmc It's so stupid, marginal corporate tax rate is actually 26.5% between £50k and £250k now, capital gains + dividend allowances getting nuked, just all out screwing anyone who owns a limited company

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DMT Capital

@DMTCapital

2 years

The gift that keeps on giving

DMT Capital

@DMTCapital

2 years

If you ever find yourself questioning why Pershing Square Holdings trades at such a massive discount to NAV, all you need to do is look at Ackman's tweets. It really is that simple.

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DMT Capital

@DMTCapital

1 year

@TheSpeculator0 It's comical how people don't even try to commit crime properly. It's like Avi manipulating a shitcoin w zero liquidity by lifting his own asks and then writing a thread boasting about it.

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DMT Capital

@DMTCapital

10 months

When people try and convince me red wine is actually good

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DMT Capital

@DMTCapital

2 years

If you ever find yourself questioning why Pershing Square Holdings trades at such a massive discount to NAV, all you need to do is look at Ackman's tweets. It really is that simple.

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DMT Capital

@DMTCapital

6 months

This is my Kwant. My Kwantitative.

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DMT Capital

@DMTCapital

2 years

Nothing more off-putting than the dollar milkshake bros jerking off to EM debt crises

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DMT Capital

@DMTCapital

2 years

This is the best thing I've seen in a court filing.

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@Miscountedcf

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DMT Capital

@DMTCapital

1 year

Touched grass ✅

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DMT Capital

@DMTCapital

2 years

@NewRiverInvest @moreproteinbars @OffTheRunTrades @therobotjames @686Prism @Tyler_Rongione @QEternity @TCK_JRubano @QuantumHoneybee @be20684347 @choffstein @Bonecondor @TimTheMM @QuantPrincess @ihavedumbtakes @WHITEBOYRIC3 @IDrawCharts @Tallow_beach @Cereal_Intern @l1quid1ty @cam_o_gram @MightySpxdey @Jadam2122 @Sir_VIXaLot @drunkengrass @BeaglierCap @NotQuiteMidlife @ander_hk @iv_technicals @Banana_Chucker @FreestyleNapper @NeetNort @worstcontrarian @netflix @Disney @PrimeVideo @AppleTV @bennpeifert bloomberg jokes? really?

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DMT Capital

@DMTCapital

1 year

Office doggo 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

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DMT Capital

@DMTCapital

2 years

Happy new year guys, it's been the best year of my life - a lot in part to the wonders Twitter has done for me, I don't even know where to begin. I love you all ❤

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DMT Capital

@DMTCapital

7 months

If you believe the Fed is manipulating markets to keep going higher why aren't you long? So tired of reading fintwit cranks.

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DMT Capital

@DMTCapital

8 months

Everything is priced in. Don't even ask the question. The answer is yes, it's priced in. Think Amazon will beat the next earnings? That's already been priced in. You work at home and are made to cook for your wife's boyfriend? Priced in.

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DMT Capital

@DMTCapital

3 months

We are officially back

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DMT Capital

@DMTCapital

2 years

@litcapital LinkedIn - a short story

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DMT Capital

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1 year

Chilli crab + cereal prawns 🥺🥺

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DMT Capital

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11 months

@therobotjames ngl i cooked here

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DMT Capital

@DMTCapital

6 months

Area man makes a terrible trade on a one-touch option and publicly humiliates himself

Peter McCormack 🏴‍☠️

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6 months

Okay, so what you mean is you have zero conviction behind your claims regarding #bitcoin and have shit yourself when someone was willing to bet you. I tell you what, let’s up the odds. I’ll give you 5-1…so, if #bitcoin hits $100k this year you own me $20k, if it doesn’t I’ll

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DMT Capital

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1 year

New security hire 🥺🥺