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@DJProfessorL

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I FUCKING LOVE SCIEN(TIFIC SOCIALISM)CE AND I FUCKING LOVE G.A. COHEN

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11 months

Trans people are 2% of the population at the highest estimate btw

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niggas when they find out what acting is

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Tom Holland trying to sleep at night knowing Zendaya gets tag teamed

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@CoughinNails > eat 2000 vaccines >refuse to elaborate > die

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@VaushV non-fungible territory

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#dreamwaswrong twitter 0.6 seconds after I say pedophilia is wrong

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@EskayOW Eskay and her teammates queueing against a mercy/Moira duo

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@Senpaii_BH @tulpapilled Bold of you to assert that you’re more masculine than the strongest man in the universe

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@randomstring729 @CYBERANGELFAERY Supremely odd take

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3 years

Lucio trending??? Hell yeah

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1 year

Quick what happens to bacteria when they’re submerged in boiling oil

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Are you eating this or it's not hygienic??

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@JustaMinx @jschlatt @Corpse_Husband not cool monx.

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@RawPornMoments

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@im_mender_ @Devon_OnEarth Entire dex build community STUNNED when STRENGTH player dual wields ULTRA GREATSWORDS and POISE BREAKS them

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@ashleyisverygay @Hideki_Naganuma

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@PunishedFredda iirc they contracted some of the big modders from EU4 to work on EU5 so I wouldn’t be surprised if this is the work of Katharevousa, the brain behind Voltaire’s nightmare

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@RussianCivilWar God has a physical body and he lives on a planet that orbits a fictional star called Kolob

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1 year

Modern historians (lame): “can’t wait to index my 3618 references for my 26 page paper!” Ancient historians (chad): “it is said that…” “we are told that…”

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2 years

@tk_lacari @quqco Lacari in 2023:

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2 years

@erallover 1. Get rid of that 300 development horde on your northern border 2. Hire some advisors to get your meritocracy up 3. Make sure you own and control Nanjing, Gunagzhou, and Beijing 4. Reduce devastation by building forts and developing your provinces 5. Get more tributaries

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@Calibaneur Horrific stuff, let me know when they make a dating app whose primary female demographic is fencers who AREN’T poisoned by this particular internet subculture. Think bookish, baggy sweaters, coke-bottle glasses, ttrpg and otome-game playing etc.

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@GreenTextRepost Anon gets the owner of a random number’s family killed

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@sock_dem You'll be happy to know that Mordor is real and it's called Downtown Brooklyn

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@VaushV @merchmont Can you not read vowsh vee? They said that you aren’t allowed to have an opinion about Ukraine on twitter because twitter opinions wouldn’t have prevented the Iraq war if twitter existed in 2003.

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@EnbyNineBall tyrone halfchained

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@sagallo1889 The Spaniards practiced ruining cool cities on Cordoba before Tenochtitlan

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@artisanrocky What the fuck

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9 months

Imagine if Palestine wasn’t completely choked off from all avenues of social and economic development by the domineering presence of a country that completely surrounds them and whose end goal is the total annexation of what remains of Palestine

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Imagine if Hamas used their power to create a thriving Palestinian civil society, fight corruption, or benefit people to show the path to a successful Palestinian state Instead we get kidnappings and throats getting slit on film Hamas achieves nothing but revenge fantasies

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@Complex She got more races than NASCAR

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@monkemelkonian @Calibaneur God forbid a guy have a type

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1 year

Re-enacters in modern Nigeria are keeping the longstanding tradition of quilted cavalry armor alive in the Sahel! Here are some badass Hausa guys wearing the armor and barding of the medieval Hausa Kingdoms.

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@femalekissinger 2nd grade twitter going crazy

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@PunishedFredda Look at my neoconfederates dawg the south will never rise again 😭

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@masterDS64 @sankakucomplex @Funimation Yeah, I have an agenda against pedophilia, how could you tell?

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3 years

#PACKWATCH THIRD TIME THIS MONTH DEREK CHAUVIN PACK USE WITH CAUTION #RIPBOZO

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@PunishedFredda Bad bait, all real Fredheads know you’re bald

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@Iradeeeee Don’t talk to me. A close moot, you may know him, ArabObliterator1948, was recently exposed as a Zionist. I ask for space at this time.

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@christhegodson @RolandW26 @marygzzz you:

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@femalekissinger anarchists are determined to make themselves the butt of jokes eternally it seems

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Bojo resigned Abe turned into a pack Gas prices plummetting fear the Dark...

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Hunter Avallone returing to the Alt-Right after his divorce

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@Shartbreak_Skid @Calibaneur Im aware, why else would I volunteer to play in the pit orchestra at every musical that my University theatre group puts on?

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@PunishedFredda Paradox Interactive and its consequences

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@_kaitlynnpaige @tyler02020202 If you add L-theanine you actually unlock superhuman levels of productivity

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@backendoc These numerology niggas will find out you celebrated your 24th birthday and stop talking to you because 24 is the square root of 576 and the 5th 7th and 6th letters of the alphabet are EGF which stands for Eternal God Fugitive which means you’ve been corrupted by the jesuits

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2 years

@Paraglobalism the controversial cult classic original vs the critically acclaimed reboot

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@Calibaneur There must first be contradiction in the world before the beautiful harmony of synthesis emerges

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@RussianCivilWar Nazis have adopted “read theory” language, rightism is cooked

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How it feels to enjoy Lindt Excellence 90% cocoa in a world full of milk chocolate-eating losers

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DARK CHOCOLATE TASTES SO FUCKING BAD AND ITS NOT HEALTHIER

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@Calibaneur I saw someone say, “some leftists don’t include disabled people in their ideal future” as if that’s a bad thing. It seems trivial that the ideal future doesn’t include disabled people, since they’d all be cured!

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2 years

@XXL Wack 100 gotta be the most accurate stage name ever used kudos to him

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1 year

Braindead comic fans are simply too small minded and misogynistic allow female characters to make mistakes. That’s the reality.

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1 year

They way dudes turn on female characters is insane. The moment things got a bit serious and Lois got angry it was over. Now its essay after essay about how horrible she is. Some of you dont know how characters work.

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@PunishedFredda Suburban moms have been psyopped so hard. 200,000 children are kidnapped/falsely imprisoned by their OWN PARENTS each year, compared to less than 300 by strangers.

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1 year

This joke fails because the surname of the Han dynasty emperors was Liu. The dynasty was called Han because it was the name of the state that Liu Bang founded before he became emperor

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@IneptFredda Most Norwegian tweet you’ve ever posted

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Netenfraudhu is stat padding. Hamas is a poverty franchise, Hitler was playing against prime Stalin and Roosevelt.

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this is crazier than all the kobe bryant posts tbh

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1 year

White men when it comes to cock watching black men

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1 year

Fellas you have to pick a gf, which of these is *least* objectionable:

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@VICENews these replies are a lot of black people agreeing and a lot of white people saying black people don't agree

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8 months

This list except not made by ice dwellers: 1. Soul food 2. Indian 3. Middle eastern 4. Mexican 5. Caribbean

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The 5 best cuisines in the world 1. German 2. Japanese 3. Korean 4. Italian 5. British

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@BadMedicalTakes This nigga toilet:

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@francisSosa27 @jeffersonpoland The Squad has arrived

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@Iradeeeee NY Jamaicans vs NY Haitians

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@Complex Imagine firing a nurse for having OF bruh. how tf is that affecting her medical ability

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@Calibaneur “You are a fake revolutionary” “Erm, would a fake revolutionary get gang stalked?”

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This is only true of southern and central Africa. By the 15th century, west africa and the horn were filled with fully-fledged states. The Hausa kingdoms, Kanem-Bornu, Yoruba city-states, Benin, Dahomey, Mali, Great Fulo, Wolof, Denkyira, Ašante, etc. This is just the west btw.

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The majority of Precolonial Africans lived in decentralized stateless societies. A village or Confederation of Villages was the highest political unit. A range of positions of authority existed within these villages, but no one person or group claimed the positions of ruler.

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@VaushV @GQMagazine @AOC And to think you could’ve had a chance given her fiancé looks like this

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@lilbabygandhi Krishan Patel being aggressively normal while talking to the strangest people online

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@Calibaneur 10 year old Gazans for some fucking reason:

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The elite cavalry of the Bornu empire adorned themselves in expertly-crafted scale armor, and even had full scale boarding for their horses. They were famed for their bravery in battle

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@H0MOSUPERIOR @RussianCivilWar Maybe in Mormonism, but you’d be hardpressed to find any catholic or orthodox scholars who consider God the Father to have a physical body. Christ’s glorified body is in heaven as a function of his ascendance after the resurrection, but the son too is a spiritual being by nature.

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@BLUECOMPUTER321 @IcedRasberryTea @glitchmore_

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@femhiawatha If he thinks modern historians are haters, he should read the likes of Procopius and Dio. They did nothing BUT hating

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@CYBERANGELFAERY Spanish people after being beaten by Morocco

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@CompteRestanque Game theory being in the place of Lotharingia implies that it will eventually succumb to feudal devolution and fracture into various smaller channels

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I've always had kind of a "second in command" complex. Growing up, I always preferred the lieutenants, the right-hand-men. The second-most important team member, the main guy's top guy. Duty, loyalty, honor, not glory-seeking. That's what I wanted to be like.

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@PunishedFredda is this real

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norwegian is the gift that just keeps on giving

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@geccom3 antitheist leftists when the anprim hellenists start religion discourse and people are agreeing with them:

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@Calibaneur Spy X Family rejected pitch

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@LinkofSunshine NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE

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@SocDoneLeft Ah yes, monarchies can never ever have elections under any circumstance, otherwise they aren’t monarchies

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@GamergoTV @JerryinCA @VixitMortus Bro said “mission logs” sir this is fromsoftware 💀

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“I want him so bad ashsgagj” women have NO game 😭

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How it started vs how it ended

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@PunishedFredda Eu4 is already megahitler sim with the culture conversion mechanic 😭

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@PunishedFredda VAUSH?

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@Iradeeeee SHE’S MY MUTUAL

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@femalekissinger wake up guys, new christology alert. the miracle of the sacrament isn't consubstantiation or transubstantiation, but asubstantiation! It's just a regular cracker and there's no miracle!

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This will forever be the most insane collab ever to take place on history YT 😭😭😭😭😭

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