@contrrl
Ok but I actually trained my body so that I can only poop when listening to a specifc song, and when that song comes up I immediately need to poop
I feel like if klance were parents Lance would actually be the strict one, cause like, he grew up taking care of his niblings, so he knows how to be harsh, but keith??
One puppy dog look and keith is folding. He can't say no and it actually becomes a problem sometimes +
i hate to break the fun but I can't stand the vld accounts trying to fit in with the lgbtq+ community while ignoring all the shit they pulled on us. I just know it's not genuine...
@HANSOOYOUNGFAN
Hsy sending her drafts just for fun and when she wakes up Asuka made a whole comic based on it ughhhh they'd be eachother's biggest fans
@FerfeLaBat
@xxclusionary
1- That's a harmful stereotype, schizo active disorders do not always lead to violence, in fact, people with schizophrenia who are violent *because* of it are a minority.
2- The only mental illness I see there is misogyny
@alanpantoja_
@hibiscorubro
Olha cara, o tweet foi no mesmo nivel do do Whindersson.
As pessoas trans que são mortas, assassinadas, também tem família, também são filhos e filhas.
Como você acha que os pais dessas pessoas se sentiram com a "piada" do Whindersson?
@mikedinslc
@arghavan_salles
damn, I sure wonder what social privileges a white man has over a black woman. I wish there were historical events that could explain it
@daveexplosm
@webdevs
It's like self-insert wattpad one direction fanfics all over again, but instead of 14 yo girls shipping themselves with Harry Styles, it's middle aged men shipping themselves with another, slightly richer, middle aged man.
@endlessyhk
If yjh was there I'd like to imagine kdj would grab him too lmao
Like, the first doksoo instinct is to grab the tallest person next to them
Klance is like that couple that would be like
"No, you hang up"
"No, *you* hang up"
As a joke, but then it would escalate into a competition until they were on call for days on end without hanging up just to prove a point
@DanteAl89772968
@kikimordi
It has a different name because it also counts as a hate crime. Killing a woman only because of something relating to her gender is a hate crime and homicide, so yes, feminicide
@mikedinslc
@arghavan_salles
I hope you study history and realize that historical facts do change society, and until you walk into a store with your school bag and have the security following you around, I'm afraid you won't know those consequences
@guiimon
@yokohama_kikou
na netflix tbm, tava vendo DunMeshi e teve uma hora que traduziu "Party" pra "Festa", quando no contexto era pra ser "Grupo" ou "Equipe"
Because that's how he ended up with a wolfdog puppy that was up for adoption.
Their kid had been begging for a dog, and their grades were so good recently, so why not?
He just cares a lot about his kid, even if he can be a bit of a helicopter parent sometimes.
But they're trying, because even if the dog was an accident, and the child got caries because of the amount of candy, they're still family
Voltron AU where Allura accidentally called 5 Ubers when leaving a party and was too embarrassed to cancel, so she just went with it and paid them extra to go on a roadtrip with her
While Lance is the more calm, level-headed at parenting.
He praises and scolds just enough so that his baby won't be too pampered.
But surprisingly, he's the one to suggest to teach their child self-defense
(and no keith, not with knifes.)
@koifoxes
I actually live for Lsh's and kdj's friendship.
They're both so similar, y'know? Extremely curious and passionate about specific topics, always trying to refine their knowledge. Trying to save everyone even when the situation seems hopeless. I wish they'd interacted more :(
@pato_traficante
@raftinhoo
simm, mas isso foi pq os próprios usuários já tinham essa piadinha de "o duo vai sequestrar sua familia" e pa, por causa dos emails lembrando de fazer a tarefa kkkk
A marca só viu isso e resolveu entrar na brincadeira, foi totalmente natural
@boruto_hate
@ethanisworld
Everyone knows that every lesbian has that one male celebrity or male character that they're obsessed with and call their little meow meow, that's normal
@DanteAl89772968
@kikimordi
Same logic for infanticide, for example. Someone killing an infant with no apparent reason other than their existence, ynow?
@roseonblender
@ChelseaHerps
Maybe its because they're weak to flying that they do this, y'know? Less chance to be attacked if the one person who can attack you is on your side
@MattThef4t
@eta_nega
Generalizo sim, pq o RecoveryTwt ta logo ali, quem quer sair dessa situação costuma ta ali.
Agora o edtwt costuma ser só chorume de thinspo e gordofobia
@DebhValente
@vieneinpace
Muito isso.
Ano passado eu tive uma tentativa, me enchi de remedios tarja preta.
Sinceramente, nem lembro direito do dia, mas não fizeram teste, nada, me botaram pra ficar sentada A NOITE TODA esperando o efeito do meu remédio passar. (detalhe, mais de 500mg de antidepressivo)
@SantoRaphael
@eduuusc
@senjuu_min
@leleclos
É justamente por não saber que ela tem todo o direito de ter medo.
É literalmente regra feminina n°1 Nunca confie em homens estranhos, especialmente se eles começam a te elogiar do nada.
@404bizarreone
@Vexxie_in
@nintendofem
As an only child who only got into the internet at 11.
This would not work. At all. I didn't have any other kids to play with outside of school, so for years my only friends were adults and old people.
I was lucky that when I finally got internet, I found kid-spaces there
@TheOne_n_only00
@_cinnapede
did you know that pieces of media can (shocker) make people uncomfortable, be triggering and be offensive, while also not being real?? 😲😲
@cvnide
the suit... Hc him to be some government official and that's why the news of his murder spread so much (and also why kdj seems to hate all politicians)
@MindFeast622
@inadream_22
Makes it even worse that her husband is actually the owner of the airlines, so high chance he didn't spend a single dollar on those
@SantoRaphael
@eduuusc
@senjuu_min
@leleclos
É algo grave sim garoto. Um possível stalker é grave.
Uma pessoa se oferecendo pra te seguir até em casa quando voce nem conhece ela é literalmente questão de vida ou morte.
@ari_vsart
Being an artist is starting a piece, erasing it, drawing another, doing 3+ sketches, choosing between 6+ expressions, color palette, swearing, consider quitting art forever, finding footing, then profit
@DebhValente
@vieneinpace
saí de lá exausta, querendo me matar ainda mais, sem um pingo de respeito do pessoal que trabalhava lá, a médica me atendendo quase revirando os olhos. Um inferno, quase me fez me arrepender de não ter tomado mais remédio
@bernardosfc_
@Yurimaconheira
@m1yxz
uai, menstruação também. Só tem sangue (e alguns fluidos que ajudam a regular p pH da vagina, mas nada que não ja seja consumido num oral)
@_lamcey
Lance is so Latina mom, like, I feel like he'd let out The Scream™ to get everyone's attention without interruptions and then send everyone away with an angry look
(he'll pretend nothing happened later)
@systemgonewild
@bobby_speeds
This makes me think; If humans have the Omega and Alpha stuff, and that's assumed to be natural, then do animals in the omegaverse also come into those categories? Are there omega dogs? Alpha cats?
@weshowells
@k1llacourt
@TheQuartering
The law of legal age was created for people like you though, who technically are minor x adult, but still in the same walks of life.
Not for a 30+ y/o to date a 17 y/o