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Making fun of the orthodox, because nobody else will. DMs are always open to submissions.

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It's been exactly 3 years since this legendary exchange
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Really a puzzler, this one
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(Do not do this)
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Please become Orthodox Christian. Please become Orthodox Christian. Please become Orthodox Christian. Please become Orthodox Christian. Please become Orthodox Christian. Please become Orthodox Christian Please become Orthodox Christian Please become Orthodox Christian
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"Thy Word is Truth."
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When I’m in a historical revisionism contest and my opponent is Eastern Orthodox
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Was England Orthodox before 1066
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EOs will look at this with and say with complete sincerity that this is what the Apostles had in mind
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If you've paid attention to Eastern Orthodox discourse for any significant amount of time, you'll notice how they go on about how many converts are flocking to Orthodoxy, how America and Western Europe are all gonna become Orthodox. Let's look at what the data says
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Meanwhile, St. Paul has no problem throwing around the word "saints" in his letters.
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If you know, you know.
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In short: despite what EOs on the internet will tell you, in the real world: Eastern Orthodoxy is very fringe in the western world, and the majority of their numbers are made up of immigrants.
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Lmao
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"The East has always been united unlike the West"
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Many such cases. Sad to see.
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The journey of an e-papist who only looked at whatever appeared trad, and not whatever was true
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The Protestant understander has logged on
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It is, in fact, over for the EO
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This is what happens when you base your theology on being "cool" or "edgy". Wouldn't be surprised if this became a trend among the more terminally online EOs.
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Eastern Orthodox will mock the Sistine Chapel for not being up to their aesthetic ideals when a good chunk of their icons look like this:
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EOs will say they don’t worship Mary then claim she has more power in the soul of a sinner than Jesus.
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As yes, because as we all know the 4th century Roman Empire had no significant heresies.
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On that subject, the majority of Eastern Orthodoxy in the west isn't from conversions, but immigrants. 2/3rds of Eastern Orthodox in the US are either immigrants or the children of immigrants, excluding grandchildren. In England, 96.9% of Eastern Orthodox are immigrants
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What is it with the online orthodox and this type of content? I never see the methodists or the southern baptists or anybody else posting this stuff.
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It’s not directly related to Orthodoxy, but I found it too funny not to post
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I know posting Orthodox Meme Squad is cheating, but a friend requested I post it.
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Posted as a submission.
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Mask off moment
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>181 likes
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@INDEEDHeIsRisen
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Mormons have a much more logically consistent theological framework than any other Protestant(including papists) sect
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This is sure to end well
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Studying Theosis was the wildest trip for me >the most pagan terminology you've ever seen in your life >looks inside >It's entire sanctification
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First, let's acknowledge reality: Eastern Orthodoxy outside of Slavic lands is a statistical anomaly at best. There's about 800k in the United States (roughly 0.24% of the population at time of writing). In the UK, they have 250k members (0.37% of the population)
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Me getting flung into the firey pits because I stroked a cat and went “kitty, kitty, kitty” (this is apparently a violation of the divine commandments)
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Go lift bro
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EOs stop rewriting history challenge (impossible)
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>liberating West Virginia by turning it into a monastic theocracy governed by <1% of the population.
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France has about 700,000 at most (roughly 1.03% of the French population). The highest percentage of Orthodoxy I found overall was in Italy, with 4.6% of the population being Orthodox. This, however, can be explained by the Romanian immigration into Italy, not conversions
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Imagine centering your entire church around a monastery that only came into existence roughly 700 years after Christ’s resurrection.
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You can’t imagine Orthodoxy without Mount Athos. - With Father Peter Heers Want to learn more? Join our Q&A at , or sign up for our mailing list on ! 📩 #orthodox #orthodoxchristian #christianquotes #youthministry #christianity
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Based Eastern Orthodoxy at it again.
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This is sure to end well
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Orthodox understanding of biology.
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I’m starting to think some of these EO accounts are trolls. Would not surprise me. However, if he is genuine, this does reflect a larger trend of Eastern Orthodoxy slowly supplanting Roman Catholicism as the “based” religion, where all the “based” people go.
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That 3 faced one got condemned in a Roman church council in 764 for being too ugly. Not even joking.
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The teachings of an EO saint regarding pets, and overall respect to animals
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Merry Christmas to all our followers. "He saved us, by the washing of regeneration, and renewing of the Holy Ghost; which he shed on us abundantly through Jesus Christ our Savior; that being justified by his grace, we should be made heirs according to the hope of eternal life."
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Are you sure about that?
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@OrthoMemeSquad
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I still think old Japanese culture would suit Orthodoxy very well
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You literally call it "deification" and then explain "No, no, it's just entire sanctification, like what the Methodists do!" Just call it entire sanctification, and there would be no issue.
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Plenty of the reactions to this tweet fit the bill for this account, but here's a few of the highlights.
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Thank you for your submission.
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"Scripture is meaningless without the Church!" Scripture would disagree with you. Notice how it doesn't say "All scripture under the church" or "all scripture under the right supervision".
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@TimothyDEasley @ForKingdomand @ifffster Well the Scriptures are just the Holy Tradition written down. Without the Church, they are meaningless. God bless.
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Like bruh this isn’t even “veneration” this is straight up holding Mary has higher than Jesus.
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To clarify, I'm not the same guy who used to run @orthononsense , I'm just doing the same schtick.
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I got my first and third screenshots straight from the Antiochian Archdiocese of North America If you have a problem with my source, take it up with them.
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Studying Theosis was the wildest trip for me >the most pagan terminology you've ever seen in your life >looks inside >It's entire sanctification
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This won't be the first time I talk about similarities between Mormons and EO. That thread on theosis is coming eventually.
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Same guy as "God is Satan" btw
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naD 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿✝️
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LOL. LMAO, even. At this point I don’t even need to say anything. What more is there to say about the mindset that produces this sort of thing?
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I guess we’re gonna ignore the oriental orthodox, the Assyrian church of the east, the old believers, the three different Malankara orthodox churches, and all the other schisms that happened in Eastern Orthodoxy.
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If you know, you know
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"He is the propitiation for our sins, and not for ours only but also for the sins of the whole world."
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This confirms what I and others have said in previous tweets. The only reason Eastern Orthodoxy has managed to resist so much of modern liberalism is due to lack of exposure. The moment it starts to set down roots in the liberal west (such as with the OCA) it turns into this.
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On a side note: It’s always funny when Orthodox call Catholics papists. Gives off Uncle Ruckus vibes.
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Isn’t the whole point of Christianity that we DON’T all go to hell? That by faith in Jesus Christ, we go to Heaven? (Yes I’m aware this is old but it was submitted by a friend so I’m posting it)
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On a side note, Orthos using "papist" as an insult will never not be funny to me.
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For the record, I thought this was a fake quote at first, but it's real. He's a bishop in the Church of Cyprus, in communion with the rest of Eastern Orthodoxy. Still is, too.
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Eastern Orthodox: bro you should totally begome orthodog we’ve got so many converts and our churches are growing so rapidly! Meanwhile, in the real world: 60% are immigrants or their children, total numbers shrinking, lying about total adherents.
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And for all the things you could attack the Catholic Church for, all the things you could point out, you go after the Sistine Chapel? That’s like attacking Mormons for the aesthetics of their temples.
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Cernovich having a normal one.
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Sola scriptura is fake and made up. None of the books omitted from the Bible are prohibited. That’s Martin Luther inspired nonsense. Catholics and Orthodox Christianity are only branches tracing directly to Christ. That’s not my opinion, it’s objective truth.
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The Orthodox Church of America published this. So much for "muh based Eastern Orthodoxy!"
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when enlightenment thinking started to erode Christian dogmas. Blaming the Protestant Reformation for liberalism is nonsense, especially when you see how non-Protestant churches in the west (Romans, OCA) fall to it as well.
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The Enlightenment started a century after the Reformation, and it was caused by scientific and literacy advancements triggering a wave of skepticism in established religious and political authorities. Orthos stop rewriting history challenge (impossible)
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It used to be guys with🇻🇦 in their name making these kinds of takes. They’re still around, but slowly being supplanted by ☦️. Make of that what you will.
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Imagine unironically taking Andrew Tate’s endorsement lol. How desperate are you for support that a sex trafficker’s support is the best you can get?
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Found this comment in the replies. It's literally just my PFP if it were somehow a real person.
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Eastern Orthodox stop devaluing the Bible challenge (impossible)
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Many EO love to act like they’re somehow immune to western liberalizing trends but I assure you that’s simply not the case.
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To our Jewish sisters and brothers, we offer our best wishes on the joyous occasion of #Hanukkah . May the miracle of the oil and the radiance of the Menorah inspire everyone to be filled with hope instead of despair, faith in place of doubt, and love to vanquish all darkness.
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Didn't know Saint Irenaeus of Smyrna was a Lutheran though.
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His All-Holiness Ecumenical Patriarch Bartholomew: "Any attempt to challenge the Autocephaly of the Church of Ukraine undermines inter-Orthodox peace and hinders cooperation and common witness of the Orthodox Churches."
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Go onto Google images and search “church history chart” and this is the first result lol
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The Calvinism understander has logged on
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@Geloofsekerheid @CursedOrthodox Does your god want me to repent?
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Case in point:
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when enlightenment thinking started to erode Christian dogmas. Blaming the Protestant Reformation for liberalism is nonsense, especially when you see how non-Protestant churches in the west (Romans, OCA) fall to it as well.
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Interesting to see where this goes.
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Female altar servers and readers proposed in Greek Archdiocese “The Archbishop explained that the dominant problem is the false notion that only men are allowed within the sanctuary,” the document reads.
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From The Confession of Dositheus, produced by the Synod of Jerusalem in 1672.
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For those unaware, the meme is both a parody of this one, and a reference to Jonas King, who did go to Greece to preach the gospel, and was harassed by Greek authorities. The other guy in the photo is Germanus IV, who was one patriarch of Constantinople in 1845, the year when
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I speak no hyperbole when I say there’s more love and unity between the “thousands” of Protestant churches then there is in Eastern Orthodoxy
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@CursedOrthodox Now do the thousands of Protestant “churches” 😂
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EOs mad that I’m not publishing detailed reports on every aspect of their religion, when making jokes at their expense takes far less effort and gets them equally riled up.
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I always found it funny how the Orthodox online act like their church is the last true bastion of Christianity, standing against "heresy", and then their patriarchs are out doing photoshoots with Muslims.
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“Calvinism is when you believe God hates people” -John Calvin probably
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@IliaOrthodox It's truly ugly theology
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I've seen plenty of EO make this claim in the past, but I'm gonna use this one to clarify my point: The Protestant Reformation happened around the 1500s, to dispute corruption and doctrinal errors of the Roman Church. Liberal influence in the church dates back to at most 1770 [1]
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While I thank you for your submissions to this account, I’d like to remind you all to keep submissions to my DMs. Also remember to clarify if you want a shoutout, or if you wish to remain anonymous. Thank you!
@Zobooblues
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@CursedOrthodox You literally believe Christianity didn't exist until your gut came along. Like a Muslim, the true faith immediately went extinct.
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