Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on this flight?
Dad: *nudging me* that should've been you
Me: Not now Dad
Dad: Not asking for a cryptotrader to help, are they?
Me: Dad, there's a medical emergency happening right now
Dad: Go and see if โbuy bitcoin" helps
FUCK THIS
I'M OUT.
I LISTENED TO FLOOD [BITMEX] AND THE CRYPTO DOG ON TWITTER AND MARKET LONGED AT 50X LEVERAGE ON BITMEX YESTERDAY.
NOW I'M FUCKING LIQUIDATED..AGAIN..
I'M DONE WITH CRYPTO FOR GOOD. I'M NEVER DEPOSITING "JUST ANOTHER $1000" ON BITMEX. FUCK THIS FUCKING SCAM.
๐จ๐จ๐จ๐จ๐จ๐จ๐จ๐จ๐จ๐จ๐จ๐จ๐จ๐จ๐จ๐จ๐จ๐จ๐จ๐จ๐จ๐จ๐จ๐จ๐จ๐จ๐จ๐จ๐จ๐จ๐จ๐จ๐จ๐จ๐จ๐จ๐จ๐จ๐จ๐จ๐จ๐จ๐จ127,472.5 $ETHย ย (168,579,831.80 USD) transferred from unknown hackerโs wallet to asian on-chain short wallet
FUCK THIS
I'M OUT.
I LISTENED TO CRYPTOCOBAIN ON TWITTER AND MARKET LONGED AT 50X LEVERAGE ON BYBIT YESTERDAY.
NOW I'M FUCKING LIQUIDATED..AGAIN..
I'M DONE WITH CRYPTO FOR GOOD. I'M NEVER DEPOSITING "JUST ANOTHER $1000" ON DERIVATIVES. FUCK THIS FUCKING SCAM.
FUCK YOU ALL MARKET MAKERS
I LOST $100 000 on $UNI
I WILL HODL to 0 I DONT CARE ANYMORE YOU WONT HAVE MY MONEY
I WANTED TO SELL AT $20 BUT I WILL NEVER SELL JUST BECAUSE I SUFFERED SO MUCH
youโre still in $crypto after youโve:
- been scammed
- been dumped on
- woken up in complete shock
- bought the top of a pump
- panic sold the bottom
๐ Congrats ๐
you have a very low IQ
@cryptowhalebot
To those sending DMs saying that you need money to recover what you lost trading: 1. Stop trading, and gambling 2. Accumulate $XTZ 3. Stake $XTZ 4. Keep buying $BTC and $XTZ
FUCK BITCOIN, FUCK CRYPTO, FUCK EVERYTHING!
Giving away a full
#bitcoin
$BTC & leaving crypto forever. Contest ends whenever the fuck I fully capitulate or New Years!
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๐ต ๐ต ๐ต ๐ต ๐ต ๐ต ๐ต ๐ต ๐ต ๐ต 1,200,000,000
#USDT
(1,200,388,512 USD) minted at Tether Treasury because the super cycle is just beginning.
You guys know Iโm always right, right? Ok. Listen to this, what $ETH is going to do by the end of next week is going to make this $BTC pump look like a distraction.
TO ALl ThE KiDS ThInKINg abOut CONtINUiNg ScHooL:
HOnestLy JUst DonโT.
SimpLy ENjOy YouRSeLF. GEt a parT TimE JOb, sMoKe wEEd, gamE aNd CHiLl oNLINe. ๐
EVErY week MaKE SUre yOu pUT aT LeaSt $50 InTo BITcoiN ANd AlTcoinS.
-YoU cAN nOw retIrE BeFOre YOuR parentS โ
๐จ๐จ๐จ๐จ๐จ๐จ๐จ๐จ๐จ๐จ๐จ๐จ 18,570 BTC ($800,000,000,000) transferred from Micheal Saylor's weak ass hands to request refund address
Unpopular opinion: You need two
#Bitcoin
bull runs to make life changing returns
The first one is to get scammed and learn, the second one is to capitalize on and get hilariously rich.
ThIS iS THe MoST BRilLiAnt waY To dEVelop A PrOJeCT aNd BuIld A ReSIlIeNt cOmMunITy wITH skiN in ThE GAme. It'S HoNeSt, AND tHose WHo LOSt soME $ETH (mYsElf incLUded) haD A leARnInG mOMEnT. I PeRSonaLLY FeeL a NET WIn. THANks for THe inSIGhT, LOvE YOU dude.
I knOW ThErE ARe quEsTIONS AnD coNcERns foLLowiNg THE evEnTs fRom the pAST 72 hOURs. We HAvE been liSTENING AnD mY teaM has BEEn GATherINg the fACTS. WE wILL be addRESSiNg tHeSE queSTIOnS aNd cOnceRns tRaNSpARently And comprEHeNsIvely OVEr ThE COMing dayS.
DeAr nOOBs,
BitcoIN Is NOT nAturALlY GoinG dowN. It iS BeING pUShEd dowN vIa WHALES PLaCIng spoOfY SELL ORDerS oN excHAnGEs TO MAkE NOobS ANd risk MANAgerS sell TO "BUy bAcK LOwER". THey ARe sTealIng yOuR baGS AND WIlL Make yoU bUY BaCk At a HIGHer PriCe.
RETWEeT This.