Remember that time Allan McGregor and his fiancée reported that he'd been assaulted by Celtic fans in Bath street but they ended up getting done for wasting police time after it turned out she'd taken a shoe to him on CCTV on their own doorstep?
Great days.
Football fans are speaking up.
We do not want your forced mourning and competitive respecting.
The same right wing press nuggets who spend Mon-Fri greeting about the right to free speech are now using their Saturday to condemn it.
Heard Ange shat it and is relieved to only be going up against Guardiola, Klopp, Ten Hag, Lopetegui, De Zerbi, Arteta, Pochettino and Emery instead of Beale.
Shocking that someone pulled a gun on Sauchiehall street but even moreso that he was wearing a backwards red cap.
You'd be gutted if the last thing you thought when the lights were going out after being shot was that it was Fred Durst.
Everyone's blaming Hibs fans for throwing a bottle.
But remember it's actually Catholic monks who make Buckfast so this is clearly a problem with the schools.
If Ange goes then I'll be gutted but I get that this is how football works.
His legacy to me is about more than just counting trophies. He came in and changed the culture of the club, galvanised the support & made the team great to watch.
That matters, and doesn't just go away.
If it is awarded their 9-in-a-row will include 4 years without Rangers even in the league, 1 year with a points deduction & this year being shut down early. Tainted.
Jack Hendry played about 30 games for Celtic and barely had a decent half in amongst them - shocking letting him go.
Ajer made about 200 appearances winning 3 trebles - Pish, never a defender good riddance 😂
Two of Celtic's best managers in modern times fighting over John Kennedy, eh?
One of the most criminally undervalued figures in this period of dominance for Celtic.
Mad to think that just a few years ago Andrew Robertson was living with the Wachati tribe and the first time he saw a helicopter over his village he threw rocks at it and now he's in a Champions League final.
Everyone laughing at Defoe and Davis being short term signings for them is obviously missing the fact that they have a pretty major and very short term goal in sight.
If they do that then it doesn't matter a fuck how short term the signings are.
Doubt there's ever been anything more spoiled and entitled than immediately binning a manager's performance and achievements and instead desperately trying to find ways to undermine his credibility to suit a "liar" narrative.
These c*nts deserve Neil Lennon and Jonny Hayes tbh
Celtic need to pay the £6.4M for Jota at all costs.
Everything about him from his flare all the way through to the enthusiasm he brings in his interviews show that he's made for Celtic.
We've let too many slip through the net, this is one we can't afford to miss.
My main problem with this is that guys who were there but failed last season are absolutely vilified by some - Ajer, Edouard, Moi etc.
But LG walks back in a hero and is simply a few sets of Burpees away from being prime Romario.
Pish.
These arseholes who take videos 'winding up' footballers in real life will be the same people crying about it when players inevitably stop giving fans/their kids the time of day when out and about.
Pathetic behaviour. And that goes for anyone on any side doing it.
Remember when the 'magnificent' David Turnbull deal was looking like falling through (for the first time) and Celtic's confident quip was 'if not we move on'?
Aye, that was about 10 weeks ago, lads. What did you move on to?
Jack Hendry has had 10 clubs in his career and he's barely played consistently for any of them 👍🏻
He's not young, he's 27 👍🏻
Brugge ditched him after a season and brought in Boyata 👍🏻
Martindale's comeback story is so heartwarming and inspiring though. Can't wait for the film about it that starts with him flooding the streets with gear and the last scene is him getting fitba stopped forever.
From Rags to Plastic Pitches.
I've nothing against this England team. They're a really good squad of players with many likeable and even inspirational figures.
But their fans really are the worst. The literal worst.
And to think there were people charging around on here, two-footering anyone who dared to suggest Celtic could've been doing with strengthening in January.
'Bed-wetters' and so on. A tragic attitude.
Honestly the majority of these stories being celebrated as "legendary" really do paint a picture of the most bitter, small-minded, parochial, angry, tiny little man imaginable.
Legend.
I'm genuinely not being combative here.
But can someone please explain to me why "quoting Tommy Burns" is a bad thing? The rest of the statement was "Champions again... because of you".
Tbh it seems like someone has just decided it's bad and people are blindly running with it.
Just off the phone to my mum (who lives a few yards away from Brendan Rodgers) and she says the place is swarming with the press.
But anyway, time's running out. PayPal me £40 to stick a jobby through his letterbox.
Referee's assistant hit by a coin. Let's get the bingo cards out.
1. Hugh Dallas 20 years ago
2. Mark Walters racially abused 30 years ago
3. Something about child abuse
And so on.
@mrewanmurray
Hiya Ewan. Two questions if I may.
1. Do you know how cup competitions work in the lead up to a final?
2. Ever think you've wasted your life?
Big motivation for Real Madrid this week. Another Champions League win would bring them slightly closer to catching up with the world's most successful club 🇬🇧 WATP
Stop pretending to be into the queen because of "what she brings to the economy".
Tesco is better for the economy than this dark ages panto.
Go and shag a checkout, you obsequious dweebs.
Cannae wait for the same people who've blamed John Kennedy for every minor to major failure we've had in the last 6 years to be raging at Ange for trying to take John Kennedy away.
Bauer is rubbish in't he?
The signing definitely made sense at the time but he's no very good. Can't win 'em all but he's this season's Toljan. The most forgettable player ever.
10IAR has absolutely pickled some people's brains man.
A few years ago everyone was a rat for wanting to leave before it and now it's caught on to the point where anyone who leaves ever for any reason is abused for it 😂
Juvenile
Only Celtic would waste the Boom Boom Boom gimmick on a guy whose name doesnae really rhyme with it when they've also signed a Bayo and Weah will be away in 5 months.
Amateurs man. Lawwell out.
Predicting Mulumbu will join Ronnie Deelya and Charlie Masoonda in the great canon of very simple names that Scottish football just refuses to read, write or say properly.
It's an incredible achievement that in his 20 years at Celtic Neil Lennon played for Nottingham Forest and Wycombe Wanderers and managed Hibs and Bolton.
All inside his 20 years at Celtic.
Every time Celtic get a bad result or even just struggle to a decent result, all the players who didn't play suddenly get 100x better than they are.
It's nothing new though. They're not even lukewarm takes.
Pure "Derek Riordan needs a run of games" syndrome.
Peter Lawwell must be loving this utter bollocks surrounding Tom Boyd arriving at just the right time to turn the attention towards 'the media' just as Celtic are serving up yet another deplorable transfer window.
In general I'm completely against folk getting CANCELLED and I don't believe in taking a comedian's jokes and acting like it's always literal.
However, *some people* have been involved in so many online pile-ons and put the boot into others so often that sometimes it's karma tbh
Asked the berrz on The Overlap if they think getting to a European final one year then turning in the worst Champions League performance of all time the next is "progress" because they haven't lost 4-0 to Celtic in a few months.
They cut it
How many people are hearing comparisons with the flu and are thinking they'll be fine because they've pretended every shitey wee cold they've had as an adult was the flu?
Honestly if Beale had anything about him whatsoever, there's no way he's allowing a guy that's 2 stone overweight into first team training nevermind a starting 11.
@Irish_Unionist2
Aye mate. There is always a tweet when someone has a Twitter account.
The aim for "there's always a tweet" is generally to find something wrong with the tweets.
You absolute hand-wringing trumpet.
Remember that time Boyata allegedly downed tools then came back, was booed and cheered in the same game, then people booed the booing and applauded his every touch...then he scored the winner?
What I would give for that kind of mad pantomime being our only concern again...
Honestly makes absolutely no sense. Disrespecting their own club and teammates for no reason. Surely these idiots must realise that, while Celtic do one, huddles have existed for ages and aren't actually a Celtic thing?
Obviously not.
Presumably they'd turn down a treble as well
@PMcManus31
@laryoun
@AboutScotlandd
You can't just run into someone at full pelt. It's only "shoulder to shoulder" if you're holding someone off.
That's definitely a foul. And it was given as a foul.
Nacho Novo battered on a night out?
Everyone knows I normally condemn that behaviour and urge people to leave folk alone in real life.
That's what I normally do. I normally tweet that.
End of tweet.
With this Lewis Morgan stuff, anyone who loudly asserts that they'd never sign for a rival of the team they grew up supporting only does so because it's dead easy to pretend to make a decision they'll never have to in real life.