Lae’zel @CrecheKliir Twitter profile

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Lae’zel

@CrecheKliir

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@CrecheKliir

9 months

𝘛𝘤𝘩𝘬!! Do not let any man tell you he is out of your league. He is a man, is he not? 🤨

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9 months

I grow weary of living with elves.

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I despise going out in public and discovering the public is there. Disgusting.

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Status Report: Karlach did not see her shadow. … We do not yet know what this means.

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9 months

I have been told that to “get ready with me” is quite popular in this plane. You will get ready with me, 𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘬.

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9 months

Shadowheart is especially ill-tempered this morning. I wonder what has ruffled her feathers? 🤔😏

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9 months

M Y A S C E N S I O N I N B I O

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9 months

I have not known a moment’s peace since Gale and Wyll began using the tadpoles to play mental chess.

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Lae’zel

@CrecheKliir

7 months

Ranch.

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Lae’zel

@CrecheKliir

10 months

@shadovheart 𝘛𝘤𝘩𝘬! I will neither confirm nor deny. My hypothetical desires are my own. Now hand me my pink and orange cape.

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9 months

I am told that on this plane, there is a form of exile known as a “cancel.” I wish to invoke a cancel upon @AstarionSkies .

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9 months

Perhaps Astarion is softer than he pretends.

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@larianstudios … … … Ah. Hm.

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8 months

@akayaceattorney Octavia. You and I. Tomorrow. Seven. Don’t be late.

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9 months

@WithersWanders You have made an error between Shadowheart and I.

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10 months

𝘛𝘤𝘩𝘬!! This is unjust imprisonment! I saw no sign forbidding murder in Baldur’s Gate!!

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@CrecheKliir

10 months

“You should be the bigger person” Affirmative. I will gain further mass, so that I might crush my enemies all the more easily for what they have done.

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@CrecheKliir

10 months

Women want me. Men fear me. The Baldur’s Gate Guard is after me for an incident that happened last night under the Shore Quarter bridge, but for which I have since acquired a suitable alibi.

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@CrecheKliir

10 months

It is Thursday. Protocol requires celebrations and merriment,

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Astarion

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From men, I will take no orders. I may tolerate suggestions.

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Lae’zel

@CrecheKliir

9 months

Too many songs about love. Not enough songs about slaying your enemies.

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@CrecheKliir

10 months

Wyll said we must pick our battles. I picked them all. This did not please him, for some reason.

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@CrecheKliir

10 months

No man who fought me has all five: -left arm -right arm -left leg -right leg -head

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@CrecheKliir

9 months

@fiddlecub I strike quite quickly. It is hard to predict my next move.

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Do not let Shadowheart ruin your day. Remind her that it is YOUR day. 😠 You can ruin it yourself.

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@triickeryy There is no time for naps!

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8 months

@akayaceattorney 𝘍𝘺𝘯𝘩. Good. You have exalted yourself beyond the need for pale creatures of the night.

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10 months

@lionslavellan Very well. I am ready for my bedtime story (about killing)

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@CrecheKliir

8 months

Through Vlaakith, all things are slaughterable. So write that down.

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@CrecheKliir

9 months

@llarissel I am looking into tentacle-surgeons in Faerun. The option must at least be considered.

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9 months

@skoodenfroodie Hm.

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@CrecheKliir

9 months

I feel… something peculiar. Is it “foreboding?” … … No. That is foolish. It is a false warning.

Alfira

@TieflingTrebles

9 months

I’m just so happy to be here!! 😊😊 It is wonderful to be alive!

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@skoodenfroodie 𝘛𝘤𝘩𝘬!! You are a warrior. 😠 It is not how much more of “it” that you can take, but how much more of you that can be taken by it.

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@CrecheKliir

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. . . . . . . Notice me, Shadowheart 😠😠

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@CrecheKliir

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Our leader requires more gold. I have established a brand.

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@CrecheKliir

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@KoopaQueen_OW I can give it only the highest of honors.

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@WithersWanders 😠

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♱

@mourninglambs

10 months

she hasn't responded to u yet bc she's busy being pathetic on twitter!!!! give her a second ..

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@skarsghardy He is adequate.

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@chainscreaming

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@Jade_png This one is for beginners.

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@CrecheKliir

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I do not understand the purpose of this training exercise.

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@CrecheKliir

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@TricksterDrg An essential part of the workout.

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@undev0ut Dragon? Our enemies will tremble before us!

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@CrecheKliir

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@deerprynce Then he is never out of your league, nor you out of his. A symbiotic relationship, and an elite partnership.

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@CrecheKliir

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@BeaureJar Why do you put your tits away?

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@buggiesandbees It will be an exceedingly short battle.

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@CrecheKliir

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@vhulpix There is not room for Vlaakith between Shadowheart and myself. 🤨

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@majoras_masques Are you not pleased I have given you the honor of striking down our foe?

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@skoodenfroodie Better.

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@corvewings

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@CrecheKliir

9 months

Truly, the destructiveness of this comment threatens to overshadow even the might of the Githyanki!

Withers

@WithersWanders

9 months

@AstarionSkies Thou art not exhibiting the behavior of one deserving of a bosom companion.

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@Lils_The_Gamer1 Yes. It will not boost the physical strength and health of your enemy.

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@CrecheKliir

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@Tree_eeee She looks small and menacing. Worthy of approval.

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@CrecheKliir

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𝘛𝘴𝘬’𝘷𝘢!! What I remember is spending the rest of the evening in the time-out corner. 😒

Astarion

@AstarionSkies

10 months

Remember that time Lae’zel and I told Gale we were having an ugly sweater party for Wyll’s birthday? Ah, memories.

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@bbananamilkcos It is not a sad occasion. We are relatively certain of at least that much.

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@chev_ah

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@sekiseigumii I do not wish to be handled. I wish to be feared.

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@mintsoir @hachiohgersbf 𝘛𝘤𝘩𝘬. None of these words are up to Githyanki protocol.

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@KoopaQueen_OW

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@orangextwt 𝘚𝘬𝘳𝘢. Correct.

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@CrecheKliir

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@oyyokat An exquisite battle plan.

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dill | 🗡️ herbhaalist • astarion's right fang 🩸

@lumalangoy_

8 months

last photo in your camera roll is what made him flustered:

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@sekiseigumii You show sound judgement.

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@llarissel That is the last time I will attempt to be nice to Shadowheart. 😒

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@CrecheKliir

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@levvv_iathan @oyyokat @seerposting 𝘚𝘬𝘳𝘢! Who has reformed me to look like Shadowheart??

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@CrecheKliir

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@KoopaQueen_OW Many people have used this word, though its definition is not entirely clear to me. I am emboldened by your company nonetheless.

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Lae’zel

@CrecheKliir

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@seerposting 𝘍𝘺𝘯𝘩. Good. The strange customs of this plane are no match for my practiced mind.

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@CrecheKliir

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That is what this means, yes?

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Disgusting. … Elaborate further on these “nose kisses.”

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@SrChompi Do not hire Astarion to be your lawyer. Regardless of his claims to the contrary, he retains no legal authority in Baldur’s Gate.

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@CrecheKliir

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@Foxyfrolik The cat? Yes.

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@CrecheKliir

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@neonsun_art @newgameplusle … What does “girl-friends” mean on this plane?

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@CrecheKliir

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@Mollymork_Art @GET_JlNXED Hmmm.

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@CrecheKliir

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@AstarionSkies What a bizarre coincidence. I am suddenly becoming quite accustomed to it.

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@CrecheKliir

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@popkinplush

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@CrecheKliir

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@seerposting @oyyokat @levvv_iathan I must amass a larger collection of allies than Astarion. Your presence will be vital.

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Lae’zel

@CrecheKliir

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@Harl3yQuinn__

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@GET_JlNXED I am filled with rage and other feelings. It is a good impression of her.

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@CrecheKliir

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@WizardRolan @DIGESTEDSOULS Then the other toads had best “wahhh” appropriately.

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@CrecheKliir

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@brainrotcentre Githyanki Handbook, pg. 714, section B. I have also acquired it in camp. Observing.

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@CrecheKliir

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@triickeryy We will begin remedial training at once. Thirty laps around Baldur’s Gate; let’s move.

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Lae’zel

@CrecheKliir

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@OurWarGames … Very well. I will inform Astarion that he owes me a wedding present.

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Lae’zel

@CrecheKliir

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@sisterlelianas Hm. I believe I understand the point of this exercise. This is NotGale.

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@CrecheKliir

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@oomfvia @mythalsmercy Very well. @AstarionSkies , you are challenged to single combat.

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Lae’zel

@CrecheKliir

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@AstarionSkies @chev_ah Ask him yourself.

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@CrecheKliir

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@llarissel A strong argument.

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Lae’zel

@CrecheKliir

10 months

It is peculiar magic that allows our leader to reach into our pockets so easily 🤨

Larian Studios

@larianstudios

10 months

Hotfix #16 is now live for Baldur's Gate 3, handling multiple bugs, issues, and blockers. Party members hoarding trinkets? You can now access certain quest-related items on the spot - even if they’re not held by your current party! Read more: