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Hayles

@Hayles_101

23 days

Ugarte - £43 mill De Ligt -£39 mill Zirkzee - £36 mill Martinez - £60 mill Antony - £80 mill £258 mill. All fit. All benched. All his choice. Indefensible.

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5 months

The fact this moment wasn't in vain makes me so happy 🥹

Emirates FA Cup

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8 months

AN INCREDIBLE END TO ONE OF THE MOST INCREDIBLE DERBY GAMES YOU WILL HAVE EVER SEEN. Step forward, Sir Amad Diallo ♥️ @ManUtd have won it in extra-time with seconds to go!!! #EmiratesFACup

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6 years

I missed this from last night. Look at him.. the night of his life. Class.

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5 years

Both have the same number of PL medals

ESPN UK

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5 years

Spot the difference 👀 Steven Gerrard's 18-year-old cousin, Bobby Duncan, has been included in Liverpool's preseason tour squad of the United States.

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7 years

No Direction 👀

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7 years

Album coming soon...

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@Hayles_101

6 months

'Same mistake Sir Alex Ferguson did'

Telegraph Football

@TeleFootball

6 months

Jurgen Klopp has checked out at Liverpool – he made the same mistake Sir Alex Ferguson did ✍️ @oliverbrown_tel #TelegraphFootball I #LFC

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5 years

'World record fee you know, if you only count defenders obviously, and include the add ons, my yearly salary, image rights, chevrolet car. So yeah, I'm sort of a big deal'

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@Hayles_101

6 years

Drive carefully, anything happens that car and we'll be getting relegated haha

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6 years

📹 | De Gea, Pogba & Lindelof in the car, having a good time.

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7 years

In fairness I don't think anyone's arms can stretch 16 PL titles, 7 FA Cups, 3 European Cups and 2 League Cups long.

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@TheMCFCView_

7 years

Bernardo, how big is the gap between City and United??

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7 years

£200 mill on Rudiger, Bakayoko, Zappacosta, Drinkwater and Morata. Two. Hundred. Million.

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@Hayles_101

7 years

1 win in 8. 5 losses in cup finals in a row. For sure this could not happen at Manchester Utd, but it's ok for Liverpool.

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@tomwfootball

7 years

Jurgen Klopp: "For sure you could not play this way at Liverpool, but it's OK for Manchester United." Shots fired.

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2 months

Scott McT has brought more to the club than I'd say 70-80% of the players we've signed under the Glazers. He'll go with everyone's blessing, thanks for the memories and all the best.

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5 years

Martial kept Martial_9 on Instagram for THREE YEARS looool

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7 months

So a couple of weeks ago, this happened. I'm in my early 30s and long accepted the chances of me ever meeting my childhood hero one day were close to zero. It was from the most unlikely circumstances too. Pleased to say, he was as wonderful as you'd think ❤️

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1 year

No one gave even the tiniest toss when we lost Wan Bissaka, Shaw and Martinez in the same month, 3 of our 4 first team back line, then throw in several week lay offs to Hojlund, Casemiro, Mount amongst others. Different story when it's Spurs and Newcastle of course.

FootballJOE

@FootballJOE

1 year

How do Spurs come out in this run of fixtures with significant first-team players out injured or suspended? 🤔 🟥 Cristian Romero - 7 December 🏥 Richarlison - Late December 🏥 Micky van de Ven - January 2024 🏥 James Maddison - January 2024

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6 years

After 3 years of Europa football, out in the group stages to Wolfsburg and the RO16 to Sevilla, playing Juve/PSG/Barca in one season is what it's all about. Let's gooooooooo

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@Hayles_101

23 days

This doesn't even include Mount who would no doubt be benched if fit. Taking it to £300+ mill.

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7 years

Wonder if Lukaku, Barkley, Ox & Llorente all bumped into each other in a bar recently and one said 'Lads, do you know what would be funny..'

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6 years

'If De Gea wasn't so good' doesn't half annoy me. You don't hear 'if Ronaldo/Messi wasn't so good in that game' every time they'd help carry Real/Barca to big victories over the years. The world's best players win you games funny enough.

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4 years

Cavani on a free with a RW and LB? Sounds a semi sensible deal providing wages aren't insane. Cavani on his own however, screams of a panic buy.

utdreport

@utdreport

4 years

Edinson Cavani has agreed to sign a two-year contract with #mufc . The agreement was closed this afternoon. He will travel to Manchester from Paris tomorrow for medicals #mulive [ @moillorens ]

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7 years

Can we start respecting Lukaku now please?

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6 years

'Those fixtures were guaranteed wins anyway'.

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8 years

🔴🔴

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6 years

Pogba praising Pereira and saying he feels totally comfortable with him and Fred beside him. Massive compliment to Pereira especially.

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5 months

I'm in content overload this morning - look at him 😭

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5 years

Dave sat somewhere crying tears of relief into his lunch

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@D_DeGea

5 years

Welcome 🔴 @HarryMaguire93 #MUFC

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@Hayles_101

6 years

Martial and Pogba obvious standouts but Herrera continuing his best ever Utd form. Impressed with Dalot too. Mata and Lukaku a clear step down from Rashford/Lingard. No getting round it.

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5 years

A human man just ran a full 26.2 mile marathon in UNDER 2 hours. That's an average of less than 4 mins 35 a mile. Holy God. That is INSANE.

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@Hayles_101

6 years

I don't care if he's making tea, doing laundry. Ashley Young better not start games for this club from next season onwards.

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@Hayles_101

5 years

You think we'd be seeing this if Lukaku wasn't sold? Nothing against him but he could bang 50 goals in Italy and I'd still feel the same. Faith paying off.

Manchester United

@ManUtd

5 years

Martial. Marcus. Mason. 🎩✨ Magic.

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7 years

Paul Pogba plays for my club.

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6 years

Aye, put the 26 year old footballer who's won next to nothing in his career.. being bowed down to by the two greatest and most successful players of the current footballing era. Who thinks up this pish?

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@BBCSport

6 years

Mo Salah starts 🇪🇬👑 The Egyptian King has arrived at the #WorldCup

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7 months

If you hurt our Kobbie I swear @England

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1 year

This tweet has brought to light that there's a person out there cycling round filming drivers with the sole aim of getting them penalty points / fined by the police. Regardless of the reaction, I can't believe someone would be so pathetic as to dedicate some of their life to this

Jeremy Vine

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1 year

Every. Second. Of this. I have never seen a cyclist-driver confrontation like this before. And towards the end it seems to jump the shark completely. Thank-you @MikeyCycling for sharing ... more details here

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1 year

This was FOUR years ago and could word for word have been shared this week about the current state. Ten Hag isn't totally innocent, no manager will ever be blameless. But it's insane to me how repeatable things are over and over and over. Yet some can't see the big picture

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1 year

Keane said this in 2019, how some of it is so relevant now

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@Hayles_101

6 years

Almost feels like I've seen this before somewhere. About 96 times since 2013.

Manchester United

@ManUtd

6 years

Wise words from @JuanMata8 . #MUFC

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@Hayles_101

6 years

The French media were laughing in the press apparently this week. Taking us for a push over. Di Maria mugging us off. This night is too much. Ole what have you done ❤

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5 years

Fuck I loved Robin van Persie. It was short but so damn sweet. That season he single handedly won us the title, he was just untouchable.

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4 years

We've made the Bundesliga leaders and CL semi finalists look like Midtjylland tonight, after running PSG at the Parc des Prince last week. Light work for Ole's European showtime reds.

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5 years

Whatever you're doing today, however boring you think it may be, spare a thought for James Cooper standing outside a building for 10 hours reporting absolutely nothing.

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3 years

When you know you know 🎉 @Sanchooo10

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10 months

He signed at a pivotal moment from a huge rival who didn't want to lose him, whilst saying no thanks to the oil money project at City. He then won us number 20 in one of the most incredible seasons I've ever seen a no. 9 have. The quality of goals. 3-2 winner vs City. So special.

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10 months

I find it kinda odd how Robin van Persie is only associated with Manchester United now. OK, he won the league, but his stint was largely underwhelming following that one season. Whereas, he was the Arsenal captain and their third all-time top scorer.

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1 year

Just know Harry Maguire's big head will absolutely score a header against us at the London Stadium. If you accept these things, the pain will be less.

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@Hayles_101

5 years

Me: preseason friendlies mean nothing, just a glorified warm up Also me: Kick off in 20 mins, let's gooooooooo

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6 years

Complain of lack of backing in the summer, then play 33 year old Young at RB instead of your new £20 mill talented young RB and McTominay in CM instead of your new £50 mill CM. Hmmm.

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6 years

Jose is like that friend you've had years that annoys the shit out of you to the point you sometimes question why you're even still friends. But then they'll randomly do something that reminds you why you loved them in the first place.

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@Hayles_101

5 years

'If he feels the squad needs strengthening' LOL.

utdreport

@utdreport

5 years

Funds will be made available to Solskjær in January if he feels the squad needs strengthening #mulive [times]

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4 years

Darmian, Valencia, Fellaini, Herrera, Sanchez, Young, Lukaku, Rojo, Smalling.. and if you go off strong rumours Jones, Lingard, Pereira. 12 players in 18 months that would have featured in every single match squad under Jose. Ole has been true to his word.

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@Hayles_101

6 years

A 21 year old Wythenshawe lad being taught the art of cool finishing by his club's treble winning super sub from the 90s. Football just writes itself doesn't it.

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2 years

Dean Henderson is very bad vibes.

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5 years

Neglect the midfield in the summer. Neglect the attack in the summer. Taken 6 PL games for an injury crisis. Well done, well fucking done.

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1 year

No they fucking don't.

ROKA ©️

@OsonnoBa

1 year

@Hayles_101 The fans want him back

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6 years

@ManUtd Thanks, son's crying now.

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5 years

I'll put you asleep within 10 seconds u little girl. Don't say stuff and not follow up on it. I'll be waiting.

utdreport

@utdreport

5 years

Solskjær: "He [Greenwood] has a chance to start against Chelsea. I won’t say it is not a possibility. It is a good possibility if he keeps going as he does." #mulive [bbc]

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6 years

Rashford reminding everyone how special he is in the last couple couple of months has put Martial in the shade some what. But no need for comparisons. Two young gems that need to be absolutely central to the future of the club over the coming years.

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@Hayles_101

7 years

If Courtois signs for Real and the fax machine episode which we all thought had bought us another 6-12 mths at best, ends up leading to De Gea spending every one of his peak years at Utd.. I swear that fax machine will be the single greatest thing about our post Fergie era, easy!

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5 years

Levy when Mourinho sends him a list of 10 new players he wants.

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7 years

Romelu Lukaku and Nemanja Matic.. absolutely class. Take a bow lads.

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7 years

Bit of a weirdo if you don't like Marcus Rashford. Kid is the real deal.

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6 years

2 wins in 7. One vs 20th placed Fulham, the other the mighty Young Boys (on the 90th min after the usual toilet football). Let's all be honest with ourselves, whatever set of players plays it makes sod all difference. 95% of games we look garbage.

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Hayles

@Hayles_101

7 years

Martial every time he gets the ball tonight.

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5 years

Football effectively dying the year they win the league? How fitting.

Alex Shaw

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5 years

This is our game now. R.I.P.

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6 years

About yesterday ❤

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@Hayles_101

6 years

See this is why I said not a word against Fred after Lindelof could easily end up our POTY. Some players walk in and make it look easy, others need alot more time and patience.

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@Hayles_101

5 years

A year ago I could only manage a couple of these, form being questionable too. Now getting 20+ over 3-4 sets, adding weight and complex variations. Progress feels fucking good.

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@Hayles_101

1 year

No one cares

EuroFoot

@eurofootcom

1 year

😳⚫️ Eddie Howe used comments from Erik ten Hag to fire his up his players before the game vs Man United. "Lets f*cking give it to them!" — Newcastle went on to win that game 2-0. ( @primevideosport )

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7 years

No Mkhi in the squad for tomorrow. Can we stop the BS now pls and just play Mata central, Martial LW, Rashford RW and win 5-0?

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@Hayles_101

5 months

Utd as a club need to stop being pushovers now as part of the new ownership. Its always the same with BVB. They sell for huge fees, but when it's someone they want 'oh we need a loan'. Tell them to pay up or p*ss off. There's no two ways about it. Why would we loan Sancho again?!

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9 years

24 hours that changed the world.

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6 years

It's only Cardiff won't wash today lads. I've watched us be bent over by some absolute dross this season. I'm giddy and there's not a thing anyone can do.

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@Hayles_101

5 years

Chelsea sold their best player in years and had a transfer ban all summer, yet will still finish substantially higher than us this season. Takes some doing that.

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@Hayles_101

6 years

Serigo Ramos, what a man. May even be my favourite non Utd player.

Sergio Ramos

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6 years

Get well soon, @LukeShaw23 ! 🙏💪💪🙏

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7 years

If De Gea signs a new long term deal this summer to stay for the rest of his peak years, then it's a guarantee everything will be ok.... and baby unicorns will roam the earth and there'll be no more hate or sadness, only rainbows and sunshine.

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6 years

Worst league start in 28 yrs. David Moyes included in this. Let that sink in.

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@Hayles_101

6 years

Not a Utd fan. Next.

talkSPORT

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6 years

This #MUFC fan wants #LFC to win the #UCLfinal tomorrow 🔴🏆 Thoughts? 🤔

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Hayles

@Hayles_101

8 years

Your club just get thumped 3-1 by the actual Tony Pulis.

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I might want Wenger out and I might not be happy with how things are going at my club, but at least we don't have the Portuguese Tony Pulis

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5 years

His own agent who is known for rocking the boat generally says the player wants to stay, yet watch how this will be turned into a negative anti Pogba thing.

Telegraph Football

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5 years

Exclusive: Paul Pogba wants to stay at Manchester United - but he needs more support, says agent Mino Raiola | @JBurtTelegraph

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@Hayles_101

6 years

The irony is if a player embarrassed and disrespected him like that, he'd banish them to the dungeons never to see the light of day again.

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6 years

Mourinho backs Kepa, saying he likes his determination to stay on for the shoot-out #cfc

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7 years

Nemanja Matic.. my sincere apologies.

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2 years

Nunez, Gakpo, Jota, Diaz grow on a tree did they pal? Shoestring budget bless them

Football Daily

@footballdaily

2 years

🗣️ “The way this club is lead by not splashing the money, our transfers always have to be on point. That makes it really tricky.” Jürgen Klopp explains why he signed a new contract at Liverpool and the transfer strategy at the club.💰✍️

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6 years

Not all heros wear capes. Apparently some wear bibs 👀

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5 years

Took a video in the gym today to check DL form and realised due to the TV behind and some impeccable timing, it looks like Cristiano Ronaldo is perving on my behind looooool

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@Hayles_101

7 years

I pray for David De Gea's sake Utd finally get back amongst Europe's best while he's still at the club. He deserves it after all this time. Just unbelievable.

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2 years

Beat City and avoid defeat at The Emirates then we can talk. Until then, we're getting carried away.

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7 years

@GuillemBalague Is everything ok at home?

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6 years

I hope tomorrow isn't all about Ronaldo. There's a game to be won and he plays on the opposite side.

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@Hayles_101

7 years

Mkhi is dropping a solid 2/10 right now. We did warn you.

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4 years

We made it (again)! The sun is shining. Pints are flowing. Gyms heaving. New hair dos loading. And Paul Pogba has got one over on Jose Mourinho once more. Happy Monday!

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7 years

Martin Keown is ruining my Friday night. Please make it fucking stop.

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6 years

Very silly getting carried away and expecting too much so soon, especially in the first game. But if we don't win at least 5-0 today, told the kids Christmas is cancelled so don't be expecting any presents Christmas morning.

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@Hayles_101

6 years

Can everyone stop obsessively comparing the world's best two players now? They've both scored in the World Cup after tonight... they're both on another level to the rest. Even if Ronaldo plays in a better team than Rojo.

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@Hayles_101

6 years

I know I'm not the only one but I totally lost hope in Rom. He stepped up in our biggest moment for years. Deserves every bit of praise. Unforgettable night. Thank you @RomeluLukaku9

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@Hayles_101

5 years

Reminder that only 12 months ago Antoine Griezmann released a video of him riding a pony around while God's Plan played in the background, to announce to the world he's staying at his 'home'. Last week he went awol and refused to go on the club's tour. Looool, zero shame.

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4 years

They're even denting the GD for us 😂😭

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6 years

Paul Pogba saving France's skin. That'll be Graeme Souness sick for a week.

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6 years

Can we start showing Ole some respect now btw?

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5 years

Odd if you're not at the least content with the James transfer. He's an exciting young talent. May make it, may not.. but £15 mill is genuinely peanuts in this market. These deals are worth ago. Onto the next one.

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6 years

I'll be honest, I'm bored to tears with the Mourinho, Pogba, Ed Woodward saga. It's about to come to head and the sooner the better as frankly it's the just an embarrassing soap opera of utter shite.

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Hayles

@Hayles_101

6 years

Sergio Ramos is a beautiful bastard, absolutely no denying. Undisputed no.1 shithouser in all of football.

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7 years

Imagine not loving @RomeluLukaku9

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