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The Houston Astros
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"Next home run I hit will be for you. When you see me pointing, I'll be pointing at you" - Carlos Correa to Jalen Garcia Credit to Gabriel Flores for posting!
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Happy Flag day #Astros fans!
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Pitchers seeing Yordan step in the batter’s box
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Dusty not pulling JV and LMJ when he should’ve looms large in this series.
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Greinke needs more love from the Astros fan base!
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Zack Greinke, Beautiful 68mph Curveball. 🤩
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Live look at JV inside the Astros clubhouse
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5 years
I would personally pay for a stream of @blummer27 @RealToddKalas and @JuliaMorales announcing and I'd just mute the TV We're lucky to have the best crew in baseball #Astros #MLB
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I remember like a decade ago reading about Jeff Luhnow bringing a 72? page plan in for his interview. As a fan, buying into the process through the 100 loss seasons and watching the revolution. Thank you @jluhnow for one of the greatest eras of baseball I've ever experienced!
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Gurriel has really become a defensive wizard at first. BEAUTIFUL PLAY #ASTROS #TakeItBack
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2 years
Don’t care, ESPN.
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3 years
Phil Maton, you get a HEB commercial.
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This is where the Astros deserve the most criticism. @astro_numbers hit the nail on the head.
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We need like a zoom watch party with @blummer27 @RealToddKalas and @JuliaMorales caling the game
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We’re going to be insufferable all offseason, just so you know.
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Considering what’s transpired during this era and how these three have been a spectacular unit from the start of it, I don’t think Astros broadcasts will ever feature a better trio.
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162 in the books!!! Thank y’all so much for hanging with us all summer.
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Here’s to you, Yuli Gurriel. Thanks for everything.
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Man this seems insanely relevant right now. I guess the MLB has to put the Red Sox in the World Seried somehow.
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6 years
“Out”
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“Astros hitters must’ve found a new way to cheat.” They just crush meatballs. It’s a pretty good strategy.
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Just a friendly reminder that James Click acquired Phil Maton and Yainer Diaz for Myles Straw.
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5 years
Days like today when I have to watch an #Astros game without our announcers, I remember how great @blummer27 , @RealToddKalas , and @JuliaMorales are.
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Will never cease to amaze me that people actually believed a generational hitter used a buzzer instead of simply capitalizing on a hanging breaking ball.
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Thank you, @tonykemp . There will always be hugs for you in the city of Houston. Astros Crawfish Boil: July 26th, 2019
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How can anyone still think this is isolated to the Astros?
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@mpatt11 @MDeskaTTU "They got caught. All the rest of us, we didn't get caught." - Former San Francisco Giants great Will Clark on the Houston Astros sign-stealing scandal.
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The Astros’ approach at the plate
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Biggio for Manager! (Not saying this is an actual thing, but I feel like it'd be a nice way to save face and go back to the "good guys" feel)
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That bounce sure doesnt look like its off leather.... #Astros
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Farewell, Uncle Mike. It was a hell of a ride.
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Congratulations on an amazing career, Uncle Mike! #exceling
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Remembering that time that Lance McCullers threw 24 straight unhittable curveballs to close out the ALCS Is it Spring Training yet?
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Last time @LMcCullers43 faced the Yankees? 2⃣4⃣ STRAIGHT curveballs to close out ALCS Game 7. #TBT
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Jose Altuve, the greatest Astro ever. Suck it, haters.
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4 years
Imagine this post season if we had a healthy Verlander and Alvarez
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I FREAKING LOVE YOU ALTUVE!!
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It's time for Click to do it. Make the important signing for the Astros.
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Houston, we have lift off! "Welcome to the show Yordan Alvarez" @blummer27 Let's go #Astros !!! #TakeItBack
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4 years
Does anyone else ever just stop and think... man I wish Charlie Fuckin' Morton was on this team?
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1 year
Gary Pettis you reckless bastard you’re the best.
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“WE WANT HOUSTON”
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"This whole thing is Jeff Luhnow @jluhnow " Strom said. "No matter what anybody says, it's really Jeff Luhnow what you are watching right now - seven, eight seasons - his footprints are everywhere. It bothers me when people diminish or dismiss him.
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THE HOUSTON ASTROS ARE WORLD CHAMPS
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The first real Death Lineup™ of the year has not disappointed. ▪️12 runs in just 6 innings ▪️11 hits, 2 walks, 1 strikeout ▪️.358 xBA Hope we see more of it.
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We may have seen Gerrit Cole’s final pitch as an Astro, but no matter how things turn out in the offseason he’ll always have an ‘H’ on his cap as far as @CKyle80 is concerned Gerrit Cole is Forever an #Astro
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Pressly and Yainer smiling and hugging after the third out, then Pressly hitting Yainer on the chest saying “good job.” The intangibles are improving!
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THE ASTROS ARE GOING TO THE WORLD SERIES!!!
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It's sad to see @Collin_McHugh go, but happy to hear he got a contract. We're going to miss Collin and @arbuzzy Wishing him the best of luck. Thank you for everything you did in Houston
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Merry Christmas!
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Luis Garcia, you beautiful son of a gun!!!
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How @Collin_McHugh is still unsigned is truly baffling. Come on Click!!
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Every time I see Clevinger talking trash, I smile and think of him publicly crying about this video
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#AstrosWin Enjoy this highlight video.
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I heard it'll be called Mimic Maid Park - @blummer27 I love our announcers #Astros #rangers #mimicmaidpark
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Shay Whitcomb’s debut: 103.8 mph double. (Barrel) 104.6 mph single. And a walk. That’ll play.
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I miss Kemp but glad he landed on his feet!
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Tony Flippin' Kemp!
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IN LUHNOW WE TRUST #ASTROS #TAKEITBACK
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Luhnow bought teams in Spain and in Mexico. Is anyone surprised both are currently in 1st place in their respective leagues?
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Yuli when the playoffs began
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Yuli is 3-4.
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The Astros just seem so much happier than everyone else
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Just heard Cameron Maybin announced he's hanging up the cleats. Was a short time Astro but enjoyed watching him!
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The #Astros have claimed OF Cameron Maybin off of waivers from the Los Angeles Angels. Welcome to Houston!
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The #Astros cheated and people are rightfully angry, but maybe reporters willing to trade objectivity for likes and page views are part of the problem Baseball Media and the Optics of Anger (by @CKyle80 )
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If people want to yell at the #Astros for cheating that’s fine, but we’re not obligated to roll over and take it. Astros Fans Don’t Owe You Anything (Another Saturday rant by @Ckyle80 )
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Colby Rasmus is #1 All-Time in On-Base Plus Slugging for a career in the post-season (1.610) on baseball-reference. His playoff triple slash was .423/.571/1.038
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Just dropping this here for no obvious reason. *Pours another drink*
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Please lord baby jesus protect this man’s body
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The return.
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I know @LMcCullers43 will be back to crush next season, but man I wish he was here destroying the Yankees for this series!
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Altuve crushes the home run!!!! The astros are going to the World Series!!!! BOOOOOOOOMMMMMM
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This is still absurd lol
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Rob Friedman
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The Entire 2019 Kentucky Derby & the time between 2 Greinke pitches to Albies, Overlayed.
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Bregman breaks it open with a Grand Slam!!!! #Astros #mlb
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"I don't even know what woba is" - fox broadcast Every time I watch one of these games I'm reminded how lucky we are to have @blummer27 @RealToddKalas and @JuliaMorales #Astros #TAKEITBACK
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With 1 more win the Astros have evolved from 3 straight 100+ Loss seasons to 3 straight 100 win seasons. What a ride its been under Luhnow, I love it. #Astros
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I still love Greinke. I know he set a goal for 10 HR/SB in his career. He's 1 short of each currently and with a potential universal DH, I hope he somehow gets the chance haha
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Zack Greinke, professional hitter. #ForTheH
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Let’s freaking go!!!
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How can anyone not love Altuve!
@JeffPassan
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Jose Altuve the moment he saw his daughter is just too much.
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The Jerry Jones 2.0: How Jim Crane is ruining the golden era of Astros baseball
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"I can't really envision a better environment to play in"
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. @GerritCole45 talks about his @astros teammates as they prepare for ALDS Game 2. #TakeItBack #WePlayLoud
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What #Astros pitcher had the most devastating pitch in your mind? Oswalt's curveball gets my vote, credit to @PitchingNinja
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@CrawfishBoxes Here's a few Roy Oswalt Curveballs.
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Speaking of extensions, it cannot be overstated how lucky Crane got when Yordan agreed to a 6-year, $115 million extension. Just an absolute bargain.
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I can watch this on repeat until the World Series starts
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ALTUVE SENDS THE @ASTROS TO THE #WORLDSERIES !
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A near .900 OPS hitter is being pinch-hit for
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Indeed.
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GAMEDAY! #ForTheH
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Brent Strom is a genius. Thats all I'm going to say based on how this team has pitched
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Alvarez with his 4th Home Run in 5 games!!! Dude is a BEAST #Astros #TakeItBack #MLB
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J.P. France in the clubhouse
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Unless I’m dreaming I think I just saw Maldonado bat again. Are we in hell?
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@MLBUA @MLB @Padres @Buster_ESPN Out of curiosity, how many game suspension did the umpire get for this? #Roboumps #mlb #astros
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It couldn’t be known at the time but James Click’s dismissal has proved to be one of the most consequential decisions of the Golden Era. The Montero & Abreu contracts, two of the worst in franchise history, do not happen if Click had remained GM.
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I'm still baffled that we haven't heard rumors about @Collin_McHugh Since joining the #Astros : 58-35, 3.63 ERA across 753.1 IP ERA - (3.63) - 26th FIP (3.60) - 23rd SIERA (3.73) - 18th These are ace-like numbers and he comes with @arbuzzy ! Gif of Colin to all the GM's:
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Thank you @astros for a win that this city really needed today.
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How in god’s name are Chas and Yainer on the bench as often as they are. HOW.
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Kyle Tucker
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Happy Thanksgiving! Now a FA, @Collin_McHugh may have played his last game as an Astro. @ssydnor95 says thank you to Collin & @arbuzzy for helping him to love cheering for the Astros again. Collin McHugh helped rebuild both the Astros and my fandom
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I hope that Logan Morrison's comments actually make the MLB take a look at the entire league. Getting harder and harder for Manfred to stick by his "I have no reason to believe it extends beyong the Astros..."
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Trey Mancini playing everyday
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Omg, Yuli just did it again... like the exact same play
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Gurriel has really become a defensive wizard at first. BEAUTIFUL PLAY #ASTROS #TakeItBack
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Brent Strom pitched against Dusty Baker on September 11, 1975. Dusty went 1-4 with a home run and 2 RBI. Strom pitched a complete game giving up 3 runs and earning the win. @Astros
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