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@CrapDog9000
Fatmire
6 months
what the toilet sees after i’m done wiping
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@CrapDog9000
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8 months
My Chemical Retard
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@CrapDog9000
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11 months
how it felt to be 16 in 2012
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@CrapDog9000
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7 months
biden really makin election year moves 😳
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@CrapDog9000
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4 months
dementia is just autism for old people
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@CrapDog9000
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@Howlingmutant0 you are so oppressed
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@CrapDog9000
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5 months
@nienna121 it’s called NEET
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@CrapDog9000
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6 months
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@GeebMinister
Faggot Jackass
6 months
Who got that one Faggot Jackass tweet
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@CrapDog9000
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3 months
@0x49fa98 @tardcraig girls love to go on 12 dates with a man that disgusts them
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@CrapDog9000
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7 months
your tweets suck
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@CrapDog9000
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6 months
@Unsecured_CCTV no pockets 😳
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@CrapDog9000
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6 months
funniest thing i’ve ever read
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@CrapDog9000
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5 months
habibi… welcome to virginia
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@CrapDog9000
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4 months
@IMVU i’m gonna play this game and pretend to be black
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@CrapDog9000
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3 months
sitting my ass hole on a cupcake and farting
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@CrapDog9000
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5 months
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@CrapDog9000
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4 months
do people with bigger butts poop more?
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@CrapDog9000
Fatmire
4 months
i honestly thought cashapp was just what black people called venmo
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@CrapDog9000
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10 months
how do i make this go away
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@CrapDog9000
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5 months
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@CrapDog9000
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5 months
hitler if he got accepted to art school
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@CrapDog9000
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4 months
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@CrapDog9000
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4 months
you seem chill. mind if i send you some ants in the mail?
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@CrapDog9000
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6 months
@wolktress should’ve been called “pedophile interview”
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@CrapDog9000
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5 months
@GeebMinister i failed algebra
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@CrapDog9000
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3 months
*native american voice* jojo siwa
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@CrapDog9000
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2 months
@anonbirdd i like how they added glasses
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@CrapDog9000
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9 months
@cheeserburger @gochillyourself ain’t curtains and drapes the same thing
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@CrapDog9000
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11 months
@killmefam bro got a recessed maxilla 😂
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@CrapDog9000
Fatmire
10 months
she a baddie she showin her penis ‼️
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@CrapDog9000
Fatmire
6 months
@jwminnaard @Unsecured_CCTV yeah i have actually
@CrapDog9000
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6 months
it feels like a billiards ball just came out of my asss
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@CrapDog9000
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2 months
this should clear things up
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@CrapDog9000
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5 months
recovering addicts are always doing some shit like this smh
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@CrapDog9000
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3 months
fag chat meet up fag chat meet up
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@CrapDog9000
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4 months
theres chemicals in the mcdonald’s that are making the mexicans gay
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@CrapDog9000
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5 months
inside you are two pieces of poo
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@CrapDog9000
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3 months
love this guy… monkey kong
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@CrapDog9000
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3 months
@len0killer @RubiRose @druski i just know the love making seshes be enlightening 👌🏽😌🔥😴
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@CrapDog9000
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3 months
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@itsalexkay
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Girls want 1 thing and it starts with a C
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@CrapDog9000
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10 months
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@CrapDog9000
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5 months
when you’re arguing with someone online and they reveal that they live in a trailer park
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@CrapDog9000
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1 month
@Howlingmutant0 setting up a gofundme as we speak
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@CrapDog9000
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4 months
mike’s hard nipples
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@CrapDog9000
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5 months
@GeebMinister you’re just like my dad
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@CrapDog9000
Fatmire
4 months
this is the kind of shit that people who listen to morissey post
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alexa play spent the day in bed by morrissey
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@CrapDog9000
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7 months
thinking, tweeting
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@CrapDog9000
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2 months
ugly bitches bookmarkin they own shit
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@CrapDog9000
Fatmire
9 months
*indian waiter serves me indian food in india* me: gracias
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@CrapDog9000
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9 months
@hanfjob yeah i rizzed him up so hard he fell over and hit his head on the corner of my coffee table
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@CrapDog9000
Fatmire
5 months
keep acting up and i’m gonna show up to your trailer park with one of these
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@CrapDog9000
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6 months
@GeebMinister i’m about to SHIT
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@CrapDog9000
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7 months
@Howlingmutant0 there are socioeconomic factors at play here
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@CrapDog9000
Fatmire
9 months
*my gf scrolling twitter* honey why are you bullying someone named gaylittlepig
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@CrapDog9000
Fatmire
8 months
disney plus? more like disney minus 😂😂
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@CrapDog9000
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9 months
convincing mrs garloid to have an affair
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@CrapDog9000
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4 months
so hard making friends on here :/
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@CrapDog9000
Fatmire
9 months
hello weary traveler, come take a hit from Fatmire’s Diarrhea Bong ™️ and ease your weary bones
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@CrapDog9000
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9 months
@lukesesh2 @dklmarxist bro is wiping back to front 😂
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@CrapDog9000
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3 months
@maridownbadfr being single with a high diarrhea drive is hell
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@CrapDog9000
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5 months
@ChillenThaMost here ya go big dog
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@CrapDog9000
Fatmire
8 months
holy shit clay is wearing my shirt on his bday… this is like beyoncé wearing your dress to the oscars
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8 months
birthday mode activated 🎳 🎉
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@CrapDog9000
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6 months
going crud in the toilet
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@CrapDog9000
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8 months
fr 😂💯🔥🤩
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@CrapDog9000
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6 months
me when i meet a gay black guy
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@CrapDog9000
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6 months
havein fun
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@CrapDog9000
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2 months
wore a vibrating butt plug to the dog park and people saw my erection thru my diaper, AITA?
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@CrapDog9000
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@CrapDog9000
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2 months
filling the bong with boiling hot water
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@CrapDog9000
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7 months
@GeebMinister gotta get some toilet paper balls in there
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4 months
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@CrapDog9000
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6 months
What kind of retard types like this?
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@CrapDog9000
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8 months
lightskin schedule 10:45 am - wake up 10:47 am - make out with reflection and jack off on mirror 10:49 am - aite back to bed ✅
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@CrapDog9000
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4 months
i’ve been “scaring the hoes” for 4 days straight now
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@CrapDog9000
Fatmire
7 months
dating the world’s youngest 18 year old
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@CrapDog9000
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4 months
not a fuckin 26 year old tweeting this… SHUT UP BITCH
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@CrapDog9000
Fatmire
11 months
me on my way to take a crap
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@CrapDog9000
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9 months
gay guys be like yep.. need my shit sucked homo style
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@CrapDog9000
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5 months
backshots? you want to play baskingball?
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@CrapDog9000
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4 months
My Chinese Retard
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@CrapDog9000
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4 months
@tyler02020202 actually naw i did that shit 👍🏼
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@CrapDog9000
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5 months
vibes today >>>>>
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@CrapDog9000
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6 months
farting so good that stuff comes out
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@CrapDog9000
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9 months
*chinese girl asks me what my favorite color is* me: yellow 😏 her: 😍🤭🥰
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@CrapDog9000
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8 months
yaaaasssssss get fucked bepis 😂🖕🏼
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@CrapDog9000
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28 days
why does she look like her name is fatmire
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@CrapDog9000
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3 months
doing art :)
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@CrapDog9000
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5 months
i’m like if a twink was 230 lbs
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@CrapDog9000
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2 months
letting some fag finger my shit
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@CrapDog9000
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9 months
@gochillyourself @cheeserburger this guys fuckin retarded
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@CrapDog9000
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7 months
@GeebMinister me at work
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@CrapDog9000
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6 months
me: i’m going to the store black guy: ? me: i’m lowkey going to the store black guy: bet
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@CrapDog9000
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4 months
@ItsmindofJson it’s all making sense now…
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@CrapDog9000
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5 months
need a car that automatically calls the police if i see a black guy
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@CrapDog9000
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happy birthday black people 🔥❤️✊🏻😌
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@LolOverruled
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Does anyone know any white boys with incredible swag
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@CrapDog9000
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10 months
since Drake & Josh are only step brothers they can legally have sex
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