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Chris Cabin

@Crabin

8 years

Sweet merciful heaven, will someone tell Brett Ratner to put his dick back in his pants?

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Chris Cabin

@Crabin

5 years

The day this ends, millions of people will record the moment they reunited with their loved ones, and a notable amount of those clips will be strung together in a Super Bowl ad for a company whose CEO advocated for killing thousands to ensure the survival of fancy gambling.

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5 months

with all due respect to the tom waits delegation

Play That Pop

@PlayThatPop

6 months

What singer had the most unforgettable role in a movie ?

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1 year

paul reubens had a preternatural understanding of how weird and unsettling kids can be and made maybe the only show/character in history that spoke to those impulses with warmth and endless inventive humor. impossible to overstate his influence and how petty his detractors sound.

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2 years

evening! what a fucking nightmare! jimmy kimmel fucking sucks, right? nice win for RRR, tho. the memorium segment was mostly outweighed by travolta's moving tribute. wish these people were there, especially this guy: Albert Pyun, a wonderful filmmaker - FARINA'D!

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Chris Cabin

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4 years

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! Alk's The Murder of Fred Hampton on YouTube. Stanley Nelson's The Black Panthers: Vanguard of the Revolution, Bill Duke's A Rage in Harlem on Amazon Prime, Varda's Black Panthers on Criterion. Roemer's Nothing But a Man on something called Flix Fling.

Entertainment Weekly

@EW

4 years

'The Help' becomes most-viewed movie on Netflix amid anti-racism protests.

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Chris Cabin

@Crabin

4 years

goodnight sweet prince

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Chris Cabin

@Crabin

2 years

we here at warner brothers discovery simply could not have this shitty batgirl movie sitting alongside the movies we love and are proud of like the latest from jk rowling and the dc league of super pets

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Chris Cabin

@Crabin

2 years

🚨🚨🚨STRANGE DAYS IS ON HBO MAX🚨🚨🚨

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Chris Cabin

@Crabin

2 years

FRED FUCKING WARD. THEY LEFT FRED WARD ON THE FLOOR. - FARINA'D!

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Chris Cabin

@Crabin

2 years

Paul Sorvino, a brilliant performer who played Paul Cicero in a movie called GoodFellas you might have heard of at some point - FARINA'D!

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Chris Cabin

@Crabin

6 months

when my dad was home with no football, he would put on tapes of sctv from his college buddy. he made a point of knowing when it was airing on tv too. my favorite was john candy, but joe flaherty was right behind him. more reliably funny than anyone had any right to be. rip king.

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Chris Cabin

@Crabin

3 years

the overriding narrative of the world is people who have received every material thing you could ever need or want screaming and crying and whining for their entire life because they didn't get everything everyone else wanted too

MCU - The Direct

@MCU_Direct

3 years

Kevin Feige has opened up about the Oscars' "genre bias" for superhero movies: "I think we are always at a deficit because of the Marvel logo..." Full quote:

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Chris Cabin

@Crabin

2 years

Gilbert Gottfried, who no one was like and no one will ever be like and was responsible for 68% of my laughter between the ages of seven and thirteen - FARINA'D!

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Chris Cabin

@Crabin

5 years

"We did everything! We thought of a surpassingly boring title, made sure to care only about our brands and how much money we would make, avoided having experience that would give the show a unique angle, and quit after a month of not being famous. This podcasting thing is OVER!"

Sam Sanders

@samsanders

5 years

It’s like an Onion article

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Chris Cabin

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4 years

Fuck J.K. Rowling. Those goddamn baby wizard books cannot possibly be good enough to keep treating her politely.

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Chris Cabin

@Crabin

7 months

everyone complains about lack of innovation in their field but there's honestly never been this many diverse and original ways to alienate consumers and destroy immensely lucrative companies put into practice in my lifetime

New York Post

@nypost

7 months

Wendy’s planning Uber-style ‘surge pricing’ where burger prices fluctuate based on demand

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Chris Cabin

@Crabin

3 years

How's everyone doing tonight? Pretty normal night at the old Oscar ceremony. Per usual, they beefed it, and I can think of no better place to start: Norm Macdonald, one of the funniest men to ever live and star of Dirty Work - FARINA'D!!!!

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Chris Cabin

@Crabin

3 years

Pretty sure he would've enjoyed the snub but nevertheless, a good place to start: Stuart Gordon, the motherfuckin' man - FARINA'D!!!

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Chris Cabin

@Crabin

2 years

Mike Hagerty, comic heavyweight and beloved character actor - FARINA'D!

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Chris Cabin

@Crabin

3 years

it would rule if elon musk was a bunch of people

New York Post

@nypost

3 years

Elon Musk says 'bunch of people will probably die' during Mars mission

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Chris Cabin

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7 months

i don't know the man, but if i had made sexy beast and under the skin, no one could tell me shit. no single person. that's not necessarily a good thing but it does come in handy when you are asked to read over a lengthy list of vocal losers and act like its important.

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Chris Cabin

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2 years

ANNE FUCKING HECHE - FARINA'D!

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Chris Cabin

@Crabin

2 years

Philip Baker Hall, probably among the greatest character actors to ever live, and the great Eileen Ryan, who appeared together in P.T. Anderson's monumental Magnolia - BOTH FARINA'D!

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Chris Cabin

@Crabin

4 years

One out of like five movies released in the 1970s had a Troy McClure title.

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Chris Cabin

@Crabin

7 months

a worse version of the church fight in kingsman #1 , which was awful to begin with. vaughn puts one of these in all his movies so that people can post the clip and say shit like "say what you will about the movie, but this is technically a fight scene and things are moving fast"

Jake Tropila

@JakeTropila

7 months

The fuck is this shit

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Chris Cabin

@Crabin

2 years

all for being amped for a dumb movie but not sure how i feel about a quarter of my theater rapturously yelping and clapping as natalie portman is introduced getting a ct scan

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Chris Cabin

@Crabin

2 years

Related: Tony Sirico, Pauly Walnuts himself and also a compelling player in Dead Presidents, Cop Land, and Romeo is Bleeding - FARINA'D!

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Chris Cabin

@Crabin

2 years

Charlbi Dean, whose big movie they fucking nominated tonight - FARINA'D!

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Chris Cabin

@Crabin

3 years

that's a lot of fucking time to die, dude

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Chris Cabin

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2 years

David Warner, essential to what makes most of the films he's in work, most notably The Omen, Cross of Iron, Titanic, and John Carpenter's masterful In the Mouth of Madness - FARINA'D!

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Chris Cabin

@Crabin

7 months

hi there! a real nightmare to be back here and watching this preview-glance at hell. not counting that last list, because how was anyone supposed to see that, but I do understand that ken anger was there. I would have loved to see this man: Ray Stevenson - FARINA'D!!!

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Chris Cabin

@Crabin

2 years

Jack Kehler, whose face you either know and love or will the moment you see him work - FARINA'D!

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Chris Cabin

@Crabin

5 years

No matter what the question happens to be, the answer is hire Maya Rudolph to host your awards show, you useless idiots.

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Chris Cabin

@Crabin

4 years

The cumulative reported budgets of The Farewell, First Reformed, MidSommar, Hereditary, Sorry to Bother You, Can You Ever Forgive Me, IBSCT, Get Out, Big Sick, CMBYN, Florida Project, and The Witch. Just to provide some sad boys the fantasy of having been right all along.

Fandom

@getFANDOM

4 years

'Zack Snyder's Justice League' has a rumored budget of $70M to complete the project 💰 (via @TheWrap | )

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Chris Cabin

@Crabin

4 years

Look, hear me out...maybe we've made enough movies

Movieweb

@movieweb

4 years

'Tetris' Movie Locks Down Taron Egerton in the Lead

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Chris Cabin

@Crabin

2 years

a colleague of sof’s found out her and her daughter were low level allergic to dogs, including their lab. so we took her for a bit and she’s the best and now she’s here for good. say hello to Nilla.

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Chris Cabin

@Crabin

5 years

This is what happens when you get bit by a Jeff Foxworthy.

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Chris Cabin

@Crabin

1 year

michael curtiz. jewish hungarian who lived in abject poverty until theater school, then served in WWI until he was wounded and got noticed for directing red cross docs. he would likely have a hard time forgetting the name of the man who directed the-nazis-but-cute movie.

IndieWire

@IndieWire

1 year

Taika Waititi Knows He’ll Be ‘Obsolete’ in Decades: ‘No One Remembers’ Who Directed ‘Casablanca’

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Chris Cabin

@Crabin

4 years

to be fair, I also do this when I've done nothing

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Chris Cabin

@Crabin

7 months

will not tolerate dissenters on this point

Bilge Ebiri

@BilgeEbiri

7 months

Show the greatest “I’m about to die” moment in cinema.

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Chris Cabin

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2 years

Joe Turkel, who only needed one role to leave his mark - FARINA'D!

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Chris Cabin

@Crabin

4 years

If you are already calling this some kind of 48th-dimensional-chess ploy to get out of the debates or get sympathy or whatever else, you are denying yourself real joy and it is very sad to see.

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Chris Cabin

@Crabin

2 years

we ran out of steak, we're replacing it with costco ravioli

Vulture

@vulture

2 years

Liam Hemsworth will be picking up Henry Cavill's sword for The Witcher season four

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Chris Cabin

@Crabin

2 years

Austin Stoker, the star of Assault on Precinct 13 - FARINA'D!

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Chris Cabin

@Crabin

2 years

Robert Morse, who you remember as Don Draper's boss but broke through thanks to roles in The Loved One, How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying, and Otto Preminger's The Cardinal - FARINA'D!

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Chris Cabin

@Crabin

2 years

Clarence Gilyard Jr., who you know as Theo from Die Hard or Sundown from Top Gun - FARINA'D!

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Chris Cabin

@Crabin

2 years

it's going great

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Chris Cabin

@Crabin

1 year

I have once again flown off the handle by airing my appreciation for a dead entertainer. I’m learning and growing like everyone else, sir.

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Chris Cabin

@Crabin

2 years

The Seinfeld Moms: Estelle Harris, who made a movie with Carrot Top and lived to tell the tale, and Liz Sheridan, who appeared in Star 80, Legal Eagles, and Who's That Girl? - BOTH FARINA'D!

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Chris Cabin

@Crabin

7 months

it would be the worst james bond ever made. no question. would actively alienate longtime fans and potential new ones from minute one. they should absolutely do this.

Reel Updates

@worldofreel

1 year

MATTHEW VAUGHN is the “top choice” to direct the next JAMES BOND movie, according to @DanielRPK

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Chris Cabin

@Crabin

5 years

That is the smile of a man who fucked his favorite stuffed animal this morning and is ready for a long day of friends & fun.

Will Sommer

@willsommer

5 years

Lots of armed people today at the gun / militia rally in Richmond

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Chris Cabin

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3 years

Tom Lister Jr. - I had to rewatch the fucking segment to confirm this. One of THE faces of 90s cinema - FARINA'D!!!

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Chris Cabin

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2 years

Jeff Barnaby, director of Blood Quantum and Rhymes for Young Ghouls - FARINA'D!

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Chris Cabin

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3 years

Jessica Walter, who I wouldn't have brought up if not for the rightful inclusion of DMX and Helen McCrory - FARINA'D!!

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Chris Cabin

@Crabin

2 years

Artis Leon Ivey Jr., also known as Coolio - FARINA'D!

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Chris Cabin

@Crabin

2 years

Roger E. Mosley, known for his work on Magnum P.I. but also a stirring on-screen performer in Gordon Parks' great Leadbelly, Stay Hungry, and The Greatest, in which he played Sonny Liston - FARINA'D!

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Chris Cabin

@Crabin

2 years

for the seventh year in a row, my brother in law is ecstatically boasting about owning and maintaining his 3D tv

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Chris Cabin

@Crabin

2 years

Mike Hodges, the excellent director behind the original Get Carter, as well as genre classics like Flash Gordon, Black Rainbow, and Croupier - FARINA'D!

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Chris Cabin

@Crabin

5 years

YOUR MOVIE SUCKED!!! MOVE THE FUCK ON! JESUS JUMPING CHRIST!

Screen Rant

@screenrant

5 years

#StarWars Confirms Rey's Father Is A Failed Palpatine Clone

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2 years

L.Q. Jones, who appeared in Scorsese's Casino and Peckinpah's The Wild Bunch but more importantly, directed A Boy and His Dog - FARINA'D!

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Chris Cabin

@Crabin

7 years

Batman - John Cho Joker - Adam Driver Alfred - Mads Mikkelsen Two-Face - Dan Kaluuya Catwoman - Tessa Thompson Robin - Jaeden Lieberher Penguin - Brian Tyree Henry Riddler - Bill Hader Gordon - Kyle Chandler Poison Ivy - Constance Wu Bane - Dave Bautista Scarecrow - Payman Maadi

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2 years

Clu Gulager, a remarkable presence in The Last Picture Show but probably best known for his turn in Return of the Living Dead - FARINA'D!

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Chris Cabin

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4 years

Betsy DeVos is resigning from the White House, heard about this? *douses self in gasoline and lights a match* Sources say she asked the president for a de-vorce *drops match*

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Chris Cabin

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2 years

Marsha Hunt, who starred in Mann's Raw Deal and Dalton Trumbo's ecstatic Johnny Got His Gun - FARINA'D!

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Chris Cabin

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4 years

While other, lesser filmmakers saw projects stalled and dismissed this year, Panos Cosmatos was busy directing the state of Oregon

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Chris Cabin

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3 years

with his latest interview where he hints that he drowned a child in his youth and laments having no choice but to constantly fuck younger women behind his first wife's back, we can finally add "Master of Media Relations" to joss whedon's long list of honors and accomplishments

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Chris Cabin

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5 years

One of the smaller delights in my life has been watching David Letterman transition from suit-and-tie comedic legend and TV pioneer to my 8th-grade friend's uncle who did acid weekly and called his bathroom 'the office'.

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Chris Cabin

@Crabin

3 years

call shane black right this second

The Hollywood Reporter

@THR

3 years

Jason Momoa & Dave Bautista are working together on a buddy cop film, which they intend to star in. Said Momoa: “[Bautista] texted me going, ‘We need to do a buddy cop film...in Hawaii.’ And I said, ‘I have an idea.’ So it’s off to the races now”

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Chris Cabin

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7 years

"Using humor in the origins of a space cowboy & spice trader who works regularly for a fat, horny alien slug is wildly inappropriate."

Salon

@Salon

7 years

Lucasfilm decided that the directors' comedic tone was not appropriate for a Han Solo movie

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Chris Cabin

@Crabin

6 years

Some people get jealous of their friends when they're in the news but every time I see @stephensajdak in the headlines like this, I'm proud to call him my friend.

Gizmodo

@Gizmodo

6 years

Man injects 18 'doses' of semen into his arm to cure back pain, ends up in hospital

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Chris Cabin

@Crabin

4 years

DID YOU HEAR THAT, SHEEPLE?!

io9

@io9

6 years

Zack Snyder wants you to 'wake the fuck up' and accept that Batman kills people

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Chris Cabin

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4 years

GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE, LADY!!

Rachel Maddow MSNBC

@maddow

4 years

God bless the president and the first lady. If you pray, please pray for their speedy and complete recovery — and for everyone infected, everywhere. This virus is horrific and merciless — no one would wish its wrath on anyone. We must get its spread under control. Enough.

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Chris Cabin

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3 years

really looking forward to hearing willem dafoe say "katy perry." you just know that's going to be the highlight of the whole damn thing.

The Hollywood Reporter

@THR

3 years

Willem Dafoe and Katy Perry are the newest host and musical guest duo to join the #SNL lineup, making their appearance on Jan. 29 See the full list of hosts and musical guests:

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Chris Cabin

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2 years

Leon Vitali, a good actor and close collaborator of Stanley "Heard of This Guy" Kubrick - FARINA'D!

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Chris Cabin

@Crabin

2 years

@stephensajdak for all the real @WHMPodcast heads out there, here's Steve's very long to-do list

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Chris Cabin

@Crabin

7 years

This is ridiculous. Everyone knows the ideal Dorito-eating music is the late, great Pavarotti.

Pitchfork

@pitchfork

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Yes, this is real—Doritos has a new chip bag that will play you the new @Guardians of the Galaxy soundtrack in full

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Chris Cabin

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3 years

John Saxon - FARINA'D!!!

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Chris Cabin

@Crabin

4 years

If Trump wins tomorrow, couples like this are going to have the loudest, most disgusting sex you can imagine. Like two starved weasels turning on each other out of hunger kinda sex. The noises will haunt your children and cause your pets to howl. #Vote2020

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2 years

Lenny von Dohlen, Kenneth Welsh, Denise Dowse, Virginia Patton, Mary Mara, Nehemiah Persoff, Ned Eisenberg, and dozens more that the hour will not permit me to post about - FARINA'D! hope the ceremony isn't quite as excruciating next year but not counting on it. see you then!

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3 years

Hugh Keays-Byrne - FARINA'D!!

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Chris Cabin

@Crabin

4 years

Rush Limbaugh shoved a decorative black-market elephant tusk very deep inside his asshole for sexual gratification, went too deep, and punctured many organs that eventually led to hemorrhaging and death. He will be remembered for this and only this, lord willing.

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3 years

mistake of the decade thus far: revisiting the simpsons movie

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2 years

Jean-Louis Trintignant, the face of european movies for me to this day, starred in two movies that have been My Favorite Movie in the past, The Conformist and My Night at Maud's - FARINA'D!

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Chris Cabin

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4 years

Well, I’ve got the cake for @ericszyszka next birthday all set

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there is no version of hell in the western canon sufficient enough for columbia, the police, and the people who think they are acting reasonably right now

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Chris Cabin

@Crabin

5 years

First of all, with a nod to my Trek fans, Rene Auberjonois, of Certain Women and Alex Cox’s amazing Walker - FARINA’D!! #Oscars20

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Chris Cabin

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2 years

rise of skywalker was made by and for computer ghosts. worst film in the series. no contest.

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@Crabin

4 years

Impossible to fully comprehend the influence Carl Reiner had. Directed 3 of the best Steve Martin films - All of Me, The Jerk, and Man with 2 Brains. Most TV comedy would not exist without him, for better/worse. Most importantly, a performer of incalculable warmth & humor. RIP 👑

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6 years

You say Ted Cruz grew a beard. I say Ted Cruz forgot to wash his face after eating his daily morning bowl of dirt and garbage.

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2 years

Bernard Cribbins of Hitchcock's Frenzy - FARINA'D!

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6 years

Been there, buddy! My kid also shows signs of not wanting to be an exact clone of me. Meanwhile, I read about CTE, the addiction to physical dominance, fame, and money, and chronic substance abuse that comes after a football career and weep for what could have been.

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4 years

the fascist senator styled after Patrick Bateman issuing a pissy statement because he lost his YA novel contract after he supported the demented president's half-assed attempt to hold onto office after sound electoral defeat was cut for time from Southland Tales, I just know it

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2 years

now would be a good time for you to shut the ever-loving fuck up forever

Josh Gad

@joshgad

2 years

By the way, now would be a good time to register to vote

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Bo Hopkins, a reliably engaging Peckinpah player in The Getaway and The Wild Bunch, as well as a flavorful supporting actor in American Graffiti, The Day of the Locust, Midnight Express, and Linklater's The Newton Boys - FARINA'D!

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1 year

david krumholtz ate michael lerner’s soul to be that good in oppenheimer and he was right to do it

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2 years

clive barker's hellraiser is a very good movie aside from one glaring flaw: the film is reasonably lit and easy to follow visually. i'm happy to report that david bruckner's remake now on hulu rectifies this egregious mistake.

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3 years

SPEAKING OF FUCKING DIRTY WORK: Bob Saget, director of Dirty Work and reliable bit man in Half Baked and *checks notes* Madagascar - FARINA'D!!!!

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