Eric Szyszka @ericszyszka Twitter profile

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3 years

Morbius fever has gripped the nation

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Spider-Man chose to do nothing that day

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Do people know you're allowed to hate both Joss Whedon and Zack Snyder?

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Heading to the movies when they reopen safely in 40 years.

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Say what you want about Halloween Kills but Michael Myers vs the fire department is a great moment in cinema history.

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3 years

Supply chain issues finally hitting the Catholic Church

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Pope Francis has criticized couples who choose to have pets instead of children as selfish, arguing that their decision to forgo parenthood leads to a loss of "humanity" and is a detriment to civilization.

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Some personal news... I put my money where my mouth is and invested in the opening of a movie theater in Hudson, NY! This is all @MikeBurdge & Diana's venture and they're killing it. @story_screen has 3 screens that will offer major first runs, indies, repertory. Pinball and bar!

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None of us liked it but it was great to be back at the movies!

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4 years

Finally watching JOKER.

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I’m going to see TENET the way it was intended: happened to be on TNT at 1pm in the afternoon some Sunday in 2024.

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They should probably just put all Star Wars on hold until everyone currently alive is dead and then start that shit back up in 2124.

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3 years

If you burn my flag I'll jerk you off!!!

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They'd be as big as Red Notice, the most watched movie in human existence that everybody still talks about

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Netflix co-CEO Ted Sarandos argues that ‘BARBIE’ and ‘OPPENHEIMER’ would have been just as big on Netflix. “There’s no reason to believe that the movie itself is better in any size of screen for all people. My son’s an editor, he watched ‘Lawrence of Arabia’ on his phone”

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2 years

Folks, if I wanted to see hogwarts I'd just take off my pants

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3 years

I cannot believe the title of this book

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4 years

Good time to remind anyone who was bitching and moaning about @WHMPodcast making fun of Trump these past few years to eat shit and die in a ditch.

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Yeah I'll go to the doctor. DOCTOR PEPPER

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3 years

ONLY A ROYAL BOOB WOULD TURN DOWN THE VACCINE

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Going to wait for streaming

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Joe and Anthony Russo are assembling a team — once again. The Russo Bros., are in early talks to return to Marvel Studios to direct not just one, but the next two, #Avengers movies:

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President Biden is expected to announce canceling up to 25 cents worth of student loan debt. He stated that's enough for folks to take in a picture show, ride the trolley, pay for groceries with enough left over for some bazooka joe bubblegum with them funny comic strips inside

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Noticed a message from a former fan today who is angry we supported vaccination and in retaliation has threatened to buy 50 tickets to our upcoming shows to prank us. I fully support this prank. DM me for my Venmo or PayPal to give me money too, as a prank.

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Dog shit! Stick to fishing, you little asshole.

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DreamWorks Animation has revealed their new animated logo.

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WE'RE GONNA HAVE A BIG PARTY ON THAT DAY

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It was smart to release the trailer for the #SnyderCut on Valentine's Day because they knew their audience would be online.

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2 years

RIP to a real one who'd always allow me to watch R rated movies and scramble my brain on the computer. We'll miss you.

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Let's have him replace JFK in the Zapruder film.

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Could @elonmusk replace @TomCruise in @TopGunMovie ? I think so.

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These Gerard Butler movies keep getting better and better.

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3 years

Wow this blew up (the World Trade Center)

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Our cat has injured himself today. He got some medicine but is barely able to walk. The vet is optimistic at least. I think he'll be okay but he's an old-timer. His name is Monk, do your spiritual powers to send him good vibes.

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@GShaneMorris Sounds like something you tweet when parenthood is going great

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Sometimes people ask me for podcasting advice and if I could do something different when starting out, what would it be? Simply this: have generational wealth and win a few Emmy awards first.

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Absolutely loved Wilford Brimley, hope he attacks and dethrones God

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I RENOUNCE MY WISH TO HAVE A POPULAR TWEET

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Love to be addicted to a website that’s entirely a trash take generator

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The smart gremlin should be President

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GEMINI MAN

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This movie sounds awesome

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It took me 15 years to pay off my student loan and I'm glad some people will see relief. They should've cancelled much more. Couldn't imagine being a crybaby over this!

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NINE years ago today. 🎉🎉🎉

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Oh no! Rush Limbaugh's ghost breached the containment unit!

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My Uber or Lyft driver whenever I visit a city that’s not NYC

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My favorite kind of WHM fans are the ones who freak the fuck out whenever I mention something that’s uh my only form of income right now.

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3 years

Full review coming to @WHMPodcast on Tuesday.

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The Matrix is so well paced and lean and The Matrix Reloaded is like "how's tank and dozer's sister's marriage doing?"

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It's amazing we not only let them write these jokes but allow them to give each other little golden statues over it.

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5 years

Not a single cell phone in sight, just people living in the moment. Wish we could go back.

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4 years

GREAT. My mom is getting into @WHMPodcast and now on top of quarantine I’m friggin GROUNDED

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4 years

It’s always a special day when you begin receiving messages from your eventual killer.

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3 years

My new year's resolutions: Avenge father. Save mother. Kill Fjölnir.

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Picture of me and my friend Jenna Ortega

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The creature that ate and reconstituted Steven Seagal addresses planet earth

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Shut the fuck up dog

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He’s a fan, loves the Shrek eps.

🌽 Crocogod 🌽

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So uh. @BarackObama follows @ericszyszka

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Norm Macdonald was the best comedian of all time. Seen him a bunch and was so excited for his upcoming New York shows. Honestly made me want to get into comedy. Will always love him.

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Happy Fourth of July!

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Finally watching JOKER.

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After careful consideration I've settled on this aesthetic for 2022.

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We love you and want safety for Iran. This is all a brazen reckless illegal action from an incompetent piece of shit in the White House pushed forward by capitalist war mongers. I pray for their defeat in 2020.

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I just won the VHS trailer game

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A bully in 3 Ninjas (1992) is concerned about our boys who didn't come home

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NYE 2019 vs NYE 2020

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Love is real

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My favorite sitcom is on!

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65 fever has gripped the nation

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I got you now fucker

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The VHS Trailer Game is corrupt and there was widespread fraud, including, but not limited to: massive dumps, private email servers, and tape trading.

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All the kids want to play with Stellan Skarsgard

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Cool pic of Leo DiCaprio and Martin Scorsese.

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@neiltyson I saw the movie and he actually does walk away

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Tech bro on my flight to San Francisco watched and genuinely enjoyed YESTERDAY makes sense since they all want to create something that already exists.

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Selflessly spending my birthday podcasting so that you, my children, shall never grow hungry.

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Every single day life gets worse. 🇺🇸

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Haven’t seen Avengers: Endgame yet but I understand it’s making people cry cum? Won’t be reading replies.

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Breaking news out of Jersey City, NJ. The former VHS Trailer Gamemaster's home has been raided by the FBI. This requires a warrant and cause. Speaks volumes and delegitimizes the so-called "game"/"racket" he was running.

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When Harrison Ford goes we’re going to get some “Chewie, we’re home” heaven meme and no thanks in advance.

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╭━━━━━━╮ ┃I'm sick with | ┃coronavirus. | ╰━━━┳━━╯ 　▁▁▁▁▁▁▁ 　╲　　　　　╱ 　╱━━━━━╲ ╱　╱　　　╲　╲ ▏　▇　　　▇　▕━╮ ▏　　　◢　　　▕　┃ ▏╲▂▂▂▂▂╱▕━╯ ╲▁▁▁▁▁▁▁╱ 　　┃┃　┃┃ 　╭┛┃　┃┗╮ 　┗━┛　┗━┛

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🚨🚨 KOOL-AID MAN IS MISSING 🚨🚨 We repeat! 🚨🚨 KOOL-AID MAN IS MISSING 🚨🚨 Has anyone seen Kool-Aid Man!? The big red pitcher has left the building!

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People with houses like this love saying comedy's just too hard these days

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Apparently the show ARTHUR is ending, which is a bummer because it's the only TV show to sneak in @WHMPodcast (as "We Despise Films")

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Thank you for the outpouring of support as I battle the totally phony rigged VHS trailer game. To my supporters, I want you to know that the movement we started is only just beginning. There's never been anything like it. Stand back and stand by. I love you!

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I hope Betty White attacks and dethrones God

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Been loving that USPS a long time.

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Damn sucks to deal with the death of my father only to log on and see you all doing the usual trash film takes

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Folks, we hit episode 600 of @WHMPodcast but the numbers boys tell me there's 1,058 releases including sideshows and Patreon. Anyway, thanks for listening to this deeply stupid thing.

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This is me and my son

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@ericszyszka @stephensajdak Need more behind the scenes leprechaun

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2020: I hope covid ends soon 2021: I hope covid ends soon 2022: which is the best place to drown: a lake, river, or ocean?

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Sorry we were disappointed in the latest inconsequential comic book movie but

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I am formally declaring victory in my Twitter war with the virgin horde.

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INCEL WARS It is a time of struggle as the nefarious DISNEY has taken control of the galaxy and have begun to produce good movies. Pursued by sinister copyright infringement agents, REBELS (two MEN) talk to each other in the bowels of MOM’S BASEMENT-the final refuge for freedom

Remake The Last Jedi

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Our team of producers is offering to cover the budget for a remake of The Last Jedi in order to save Star Wars. Share this and spread the word to let @RobertIger & @Disney know you want this! This isn't a joke, we're ready to have the convo now! #RemakeTheLastJedi #StarWars

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Therapy can be great but it is not a cure-all, people. The entire Halloween franchise is based around this premise.

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Yes they do

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I need Lucasfilm to understand. Not everyone grows up to be a miserable old man with a failed personal life. Please find other conflicts for our beloved characters.

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Love to live in a country that cannot provide basic services to its citizens because “how are we going to pay for it?” while a guy can spend 500 million like it’s pocket change to go on everyone’s TV to say “hi, i’m me and i suck shit.”

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New planet who dis

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