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@CowgirlRevolt
Cowgirl Revolt
4 months
Challenges continue to confront me and yet the cowgirl rides on
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@CowgirlRevolt
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Ok devils advocate here: sex and the city would have been nauseating and dull if carrie wasn’t a neurotic walking contradiction
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hannah
5 months
people really think they’re clever for being “smarter” than Carrie Bradshaw and all of her bad life decisions as if that’s not the point of the show, to see her learn and grow and evolve
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@CowgirlRevolt
Cowgirl Revolt
5 months
if you have to be restrained because you will view the men having sex with you as assailants on some subconscious level, huge thought: STOP
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@ingelramdecoucy I just want an explanation of this part
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@CowgirlRevolt
Cowgirl Revolt
6 months
Sex positive feminism takes vulnerable, traumatized women and asks them to compound said damage for $$$ to abusive, traumatized damaged men and calls it liberation. Yeeesh.
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@CowgirlRevolt
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@hollowearthterf Oh she’s going to be juuuuuust fine
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@SpiritedSparr0w It’s that she looks like she’s a prisoner held captive, not freely flowing into her femininity.
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@CowgirlRevolt
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5 months
This is like 8 or 9th blog where Aella has referenced her body violently rebelling against sex she’s participating in and as much as I want to lol, it’s just too sad and she really needs someone to sternly tell her she deserves better
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@CowgirlRevolt
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I had a former close friend who is deaf in one ear bc her pimp nearly beat her to death and since leaving sex work she hasn’t had a non abusive relationship but that’s corny
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@CowgirlRevolt
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@d_la_reina Also don’t forget the tech startup costs of cameras, microphones, lighting, sets, iPhone lenses, WiFi boosters, editing software subscriptions, capture cards etc
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@CowgirlRevolt
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@SWENGDAD I used to think the Catholic priests were being drama queens about Satan or demons possessing people but wow this scene is quite literally something from hell
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@CowgirlRevolt
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@silknymphe Lady this isn’t a cutting edge revelation, this is the fundamental basis of the twelve step program
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@CowgirlRevolt
Cowgirl Revolt
5 months
This is truly karmic. The man spent years selling images to men that degrading women and treating them like objects will make you powerful and in the end, the one who ended up degraded and broken was him.
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Brittany Martinez
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After having sex with thousands of women, Dan learns the truth. It’s better to be with one woman who truly cares about you ❤️
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@hollowearthterf My mom who is an OG girl boss in a male dominated field told me this & it is a paradigm changer
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@CowgirlRevolt
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@CartoonsHateHer My ex husband appeared to be a mild mannered & decent looking tech worker who made 6 figures & behind closed doors, was a vicious sociopath who regularly would break walls behind my head during arguments so you can “pick well” & end up with a monster
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@LadieLabrys Oh her face says it all- those eyes are empty of joy & light.
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@CowgirlRevolt
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@Camelliaalexa @Radfemfuture More marriages would last if men were interested in sex that’s based in reality & mutual pleasure than socially scripted sadomasochistic porn fantasies
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@CowgirlRevolt
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4 months
Bronze Age Shawty’s real name being Chloe makes more sense than anything I’ve ever seen
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@CowgirlRevolt
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5 months
I hate these demons hiding their exploitative nature under sex positivity. Classic satanic activity.
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@CowgirlRevolt
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@QiaochuYuan Oh no I had sex with a former marine and HE LOVED being called good boy
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@CowgirlRevolt
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The biggest game changer for me was learning that some men sexually harass in the workplace as a way to knock out their competition
@aletheia327
Anastasia ♀️
5 months
The popular wisdom that men sexual harass women as an expression of attraction rather than power has two outcomes: the (false) idea that attractive women face more harassment, and the (also false) idea that what attractive women experience is positive attention, not harassment.
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@CartoonsHateHer I’m sorry but everyone’s ass looks way fatter in high vs low waisted this is just reality
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@CowgirlRevolt
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It’s so odd to me that we live in a culture that has compulsory insurance for employment, driving, health etc but yet when it comes to relationships, it’s stigmatized to have marriage insurance policies like prenups or go bags
@hollowearthterf
RFH🦎👁‍🗨🪐🌘 ⬛️ (Doctor)
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It’s not 30 years but I knew my ex husband for 6 when he finally decided to out his hands on me, I wish I had been more prepared, or at least cognizant that that was still a possibility after over half a decade
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@glassdelusions Like if an HR demon arranged an orgy
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@dissproportion Left is a more wedding friendly look, right is more gala/red carpet vibes
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@CowgirlRevolt
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6 months
No it’s just the wrong cut for her. Taylor is a kibbe dramatic, they made the dress emphasize her broadest angle and tried to force curve through a diagonal cut up the leg. This dress would look great on Kim K but just made Taylor look short and broad
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savannah eden
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it speaks to her power that a Schiaparelli dress can look like a tawdry mall-prom gown — all to perfectly fit her Eras branding. genuinely curious what her personal style looks like without the prism of Eras cradling her
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@CowgirlRevolt
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@CartoonsHateHer Eric Hoffer spells out this dynamic exactly in the True Believer. “When people are ripe for a mass movement, they are usually ripe for any effective movement, and not solely for one with a particular doctrine or program. “
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Just to clarify a man who is objectively heterosexual and male presenting claiming to be non binary is manipulative as fuck right
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@CowgirlRevolt
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The time of the dimes square e girl is gone, the rise of the cowgirl philosopher is imminent
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@CowgirlRevolt
Cowgirl Revolt
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I left and grew into the person who I am supposed to be but god was the cost so high
@pyschodior
☆ Angelita ☆
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The feeling of outgrowing everyone you know
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@CowgirlRevolt
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Liberal porn feminism and its consequences
@ShayWoulahan
Shay 🌈🌸✨
7 months
Girls posting lingerie photo shoots the second they turn 18, advertise themselves as “legal” and immediately setting up porn accounts is so dystopian. Dworkin is rolling in her grave 😫
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@CowgirlRevolt
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Not a sundress trad wife nor a SHEIN bodycon thot but a secret third thing (oversized Ralph Lauren white button down with jean shorts mommy)
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@CowgirlRevolt
Cowgirl Revolt
3 months
THEY KILLED KATE MIDDLETON
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🌾🌿🪿 Holly 🪿🌿🌾
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the bloodied horses that rampaged through london 2 weeks ago and the king charles slaughterhouse floor portrait are related. I don't know how yet but they are
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@CowgirlRevolt
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I am once again asking for a sugar daddy to pay for every item from Miranda Lambert’s idlewild collection for me please and thank you
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Cowgirl Revolt
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@LeaMaric @CartoonsHateHer Everyone wants childhood trauma until it’s all “recurrent depressive episodes, severe trust issues, executive dysfunction, difficulty holding work, overactive adrenaline response, obesity, learning disabilities, hyper or hypo sexuality”
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The kind of rich I’m trying to be
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@CowgirlRevolt
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@retarded_whore The fact she made a video about this tells me it’s fake because it’s so obviously a manipulation to get his attention
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@CowgirlRevolt
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4 months
I should be more into Lana given that my main desires are conflicted between being a loving wife & mother and traveling the world alone on a motorbike/horse with perfect hair
@oceanblvdvinyl
Carla ౨ৎ
4 months
we are so back this is so 2012 lana del rey motorcycle gang jim morrison ride coded
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@Wangleberry
wangleberry
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What are the load-bearing posts of our time? Obviously 'facing god and walking backwards into hell' and 'miette' are up there. Does Ed Balls still count? PS if you can parse this you should probably log off
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@CowgirlRevolt
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@d_la_reina You’re just basically a freelance marketer + putting on a filmed show daily except you have to eat all the intro costs. No thank you
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The kids I’ve worked with in the past don’t even know my last name or where I went to high school where the hell are y’all’s boundaries
@TTExulansic
Σ𝕏ulansic 🦎
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So hard when your students only know about your gender and sexuality but you don't know how to come out to them as polyamorous
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@CowgirlRevolt
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Liberal men want women to be public property. Conservative men want you to be private property. Liberation is about no longer being property
@KrizoSusanna
Susanna Krizo
7 months
Hedonistic patriarchy wants all women to be sluts. Religious patriarchy shames "immodest" women. Women are stuck in between and will never make either side happy, because that's the whole point.
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@CowgirlRevolt
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Cosmetology girls are the dirt bag djs of women and I love them for it
@meatballworld
meatball
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You’ve clearly never stepped foot in a beauty school. I’ve seen situations you wouldn’t believe
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@CowgirlRevolt
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If you can’t master vanilla, you have no business experimenting. This applies to sex, art, and the literal ice cream. Vanilla is satisfying, straightforward, and comforting. Stop trying to be edgy
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@dissproportion Yes bc no matter how subtle the difference is, left gives the impression of a sturdier bodice & a wispy shoulder brush vs right where there’s an appearance that the neckline is “barely held” and therefore sexier.
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@CowgirlRevolt
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I’m potentially on track for my best summer: I have an adderall script that will last me into September, I have no sex drive, my evil boss quit, and I don’t care if I live or die
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@CowgirlRevolt
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Bad news everyone I rediscovered cowboy by kid rock just before summer
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@disorderemaster It’s really straightforward: the man has had a billion kids with two BPD Snow latinas, eats like shit, weird alcohol stuff, wears a suit literally everywhere, doesn’t believe cheating is real, sketchy construction business??? and his apartment looks like this
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@CowgirlRevolt
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God could you imagine smoking a fat blunt before doing this god it would rule
@BowTiedYukon
BowTiedYukon
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Middle aged women will do anything other than cardio, weight training and count calories
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Out lasting my abusive girlboss supervisor at work and moving forward on faith alone
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@CowgirlRevolt
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“He said he couldn’t believed how worldly I was for a 21 year old” oh honey
@jmbynx
J⚡️
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Guys out here doing all this for ran thru puss Hoeflation is getting out of control
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@rusticfem Also nobody is pressuring truckers to engage in prostitution under the table at love’s
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It’s time to sell all my shit and get a new horse and stop participating in gay normie shit
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Why I don’t live in New York part 4910272
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Got my father to literally drive to my apartment and give me 50 bucks for pho 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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It’s AI Annie Oakley lmfao
@RoobsC
Wisecracking Blonde
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Is your profile picture really you?
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The ability to comfortably integrate slang indicates a higher verbal intelligence than people drop 50 cent words into every day conversation
@LinguisticsShi1
Tim the Shitposting Linguist
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What language opinion gets you this reaction?
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@CowgirlRevolt
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Got a barrel of coffee from the roadside coffee shack, free hat from the yard sale at the barn, and riding a ponyyyyy. Its a goooood day
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@CowgirlRevolt
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I be cookin
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My female bodybuilder friends telling me about all the kidney stones and liver issues they’ve had post competition lmfao
@VikingDadWisdom
Viking Dad
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Ladies, what’s stopping you from looking like this?
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Accidentally said to my normie coworker “there are cathedrals for those who have eyes to see” in the wild and got met with this
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@godsdollhaus I love your blonde hair but your natural color sounds so striking with your skin tone
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Oh Aiden was so cooked here
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hannah
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Oh fuck off
@PageSix
Page Six
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Beyoncé revives a dying genre on instantly timeless country album ‘Cowboy Carter’: review
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The kind of shrooms I’m about
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PEAK TWITTER TONIGHT LETS GOOOOOOOOO
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@silknymphe It does negate your point……
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4 months
Alright ladies LFG
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@CowgirlRevolt
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I will willingly acknowledge I’m jealous of this younger generation of women for having way better clothing, makeup, & styling options than I did at 18 like FUCK
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🥹🍎😻
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@CowgirlRevolt
Cowgirl Revolt
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We’ve discussed this to death but tldr these high glam chicks took that aesthetic up bc they thought it was going to guarantee highest market value not for the joy of the aesthetic & now they realized the paradigm shifted & they’re panicking
@default_friend
Katherine Dee
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The maxi dress femininity screen grab is the biggest red flag that you’ve never stepped foot below the Mason-Dixon Line
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@CowgirlRevolt
Cowgirl Revolt
3 months
DUMP
@selenagchart
Selena Gomez Charts
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Benny Blanco reveals he doesn't want to marry Selena Gomez, but he wants kids with her: “I care so much more about having a family than getting married”
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@CowgirlRevolt
Cowgirl Revolt
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Me: this eclipse ain’t shit, these astrologers are exaggerating. Everything is so calm right now My office exactly 24 hours post eclipse:
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@CowgirlRevolt
Cowgirl Revolt
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Just because you put a lot of effort and time into your friendships doesn’t mean they value or care about you the same way.
@sadlifeebro
Hollyn
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What is the hardest pill to swallow?
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@CowgirlRevolt
Cowgirl Revolt
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Smoking weed and chopping vegetables on your porch in a big caftan listening to psychedelic rock is soooo California coded
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Diana was unequivocally a visual genius. She knew what shot she was creating in this moment. Phenomenal.
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@CowgirlRevolt
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to be Catholic is to be honry but tortured about it
@MrHWM
nǎaṫoōwǎap•ṗīyiistǔkḱii
2 months
someone who is catholic help me out here. what is it about being raised a catholic that leads one to create—if one is that kind of person—v intense works of art that are either obsessed w sex or are clearly holding sex at arms length. i only kind of understand this.
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@CowgirlRevolt
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Quick question how do we all feel about single heterosexual men who own cats
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wtf am I doing with my life, I should just go to New York to make art with you retards
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@CowgirlRevolt
Cowgirl Revolt
7 months
Lazy cptsd femcel army rise UP
@SCHIZO_FREQ
Lukas (computer) 🐂🔻
7 months
Ppl make fun of women who put off kids for their career, but lately I'm seeing more women who put off kids AND career to just sort of do nothing. They don't even travel anymore unless someone else plans it. It's like the girl version of the opioid epidemic
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Oh man no wonder I feel like I’ve been going insane lately, all of this Aries shit housery is happening in my 12th house
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Fuck this gay economy, how the fuck is a full set of acrylics $100!!!
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That’s like at least 20% of the girls in some of these group chats I’m in
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3 months
I’d have no idea what this is like
@jzux
trash jones
3 months
so jealous of cats to be honest. imagine being a huge bitch literally all the time and the person who takes care of you is like awwwwwww
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I am not a rad fem but I cannot trust a woman (conservative or otherwise) who has never had a feminist phase. How can I trust your self preservation instincts
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@CowgirlRevolt
Cowgirl Revolt
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People are dunking on you bc this is such a transparent manipulation. You wanted the internet to be like omg u r Gisele don’t ever wear lipstick & when people weren’t, now it’s suddenly “why would I care about dumb dumb makeup” like come on
@zeta_globin
zeta
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okay the people saying "you could be so much hotter if you tried" THINGS I CARE ABOUT IN THIS LIFE: savings, financial freedom, making my family proud, not working for people I hate, engineering new things with viruses & cells, data, fitness, health, helping others, one dude
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Cowgirl Revolt
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did we all collectively take some weird 180 on “children are dumb gullible useless little blobs of clay and it’s our job to steer themselves away from hot ovens and also play is an important ritual to develop the self in a safe supported environment”
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@CowgirlRevolt
Cowgirl Revolt
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Bitch ass ChatGPT can’t handle a mildly taboo adult consensual relationship
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Having my big professional showdown right in the Mercury RX shadow in Aries. Wish me luck!!!
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@CowgirlRevolt
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Anyone have advice for dealing with extremely catty normie mean girl bosses in the office? My boss actually despises me to the point where she makes nasty remarks to me in front of others
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Cowgirl Revolt
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Driving into the city to girl BOSS (hit the tech bro adjacent gym and get a job without the approval of my pathological liar of a boss)
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Avoidance only happens when you love someone, hate someone, or they owe you money
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Just Venusian problems
do u ever get uncomfortable from being too sexi… like why am i seducing ppl in barnes n noble??? this shit is embarrassing…
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No I felt liberated and hopeful and unbothered- particularly in Wyoming & Montana
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Cowgirl Revolt
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Am I getting more conservative or is everyone else getting so insane that they actually make sense now
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@AndrewBeckUSA
Andrew Beck
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Tucker in ⁦ @ModAgeJournal ⁩ today. The counterrevolution is on.
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Cowgirl Revolt
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Makes it harder for him to spontaneously abandon you and your family.
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Cowgirl Revolt
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At a Whitey Morgan show and there’s hells angels here omg so retro
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@CowgirlRevolt
Cowgirl Revolt
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I’m doing pretty well today considering that a man told me “you are not good at being subservient, you’re too much of an independent woman” and walked away from me yesterday
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