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Pee Wee Herman Melville

@PeeMelville

3 years

If my last post is mushrooms or about month old eggs at least you'll all know i died doing what i love

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Pee Wee Herman Melville

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2 years

Probably the most impressive thing about Star Wars when it was still under George Lucas is that like 6 different races think this guy was an offensive caricature of them

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I am crafting a theory so schizoid

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Yeah OK you think you're an impressive internet racist but are you capable of superpositional racism?

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I'm assembling a team

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>meet one of my dad's high-school friends and his daughter that's my age. >dad warns me she's autistic >dresses weird, seems quiet but pretty normal >a few hours later she finds a cool stick and starts doing sword moves with it >is this love?

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🧵: I discovered this woman, who I call Loab, in April. The AI reproduced her more easily than most celebrities. Her presence is persistent, and she haunts every image she touches. CW: Take a seat. This is a true horror story, and veers sharply macabre.

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2 years

@CraigboldG @TheSocrateej Refuses fiat currency, owns slaves, yeah that's a libertarian

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2 years

A lot of very clever very smarmy people in the replies that have never heard of telling the bees and will never receive the blessings of the forest

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Royal beekeeper informs the Queen's bees that Her Majesty has died

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>Lady Jessica is producing an Atreides heir >ask if it is a girl child or a boy child >she doesnt understand >pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is girl child and what is boy child >she laughs and says “it’s a good heir sir” >come to give human test >its a boy child

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2 years

30 THINGS YOU SHOULD START DOING BEFORE YOU TURN 30 1/

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2 years

I pour myself a beer. Quietly. The man cave is nice. It is quiet. I play the stand up pac man for 1 round. I am allowed 1 round. The sound is off. I must remain quiet. I must not disturb her. I enjoy time in my man cave. It locks from the outside. Soon she will return.

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@BlueCollarRyan The problem is I own a real sword and hate to lose

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@profamirattaran "People call me unmanly but a guy I hate had sex with a porn star one time"

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2 years

Born too late to sing sea shanties born to early to sing space shanties

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@PeeMelville

2 years

Around your mid 30s your ethnic origins start hunting you down and trying to violently change your body like a werewolf

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2 years

Logging in to the right wing dating app

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@Naevius5 I have heard jew, Arab. Turk, and basically every type of Mediterranean

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2 years

Lore and worldbuilding are boring busywork for people who can't write good fiction

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2 years

This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in many American cities

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@Anarchrist5 Something about this head shape foretells doom

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2 years

For every 10 likes I will make his teeth bigger

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2 years

It's worth noting that a lot of food advice, such as growing your own or buying organic, is really bad from a climate perspective. Reducing emissions means boosting yields and exploiting economies of scale, in a way that your veg patch can't hope to match 4/n

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@brandy222222 @InsiderNews Nobody will ever call him "dad" so it's nice he'll have some family to talk to

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@PeeMelville

2 years

For every 10 likes I will rotate David Hogg's left eye counterclockwise 15°.

David Hogg 🟧

@davidhogg111

2 years

For the first time in 2022 I shaved. Wanted to change things up.

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2 years

1 Stab at the damnable whale, preferably from hell's heart

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5. Kill Mumford and Sons

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@STIMULUSVIDEO You be nice to Dexter Jetster

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@ajmikulak This post occurred before I was aware of Obama's mother, who should be the 3rd

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@WokeBeyond Mom: "We've got plenty of Moonchilds at home" The Moonchilds at home:

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@PeeMelville

2 years

Friends are actually family, pets are actually babies, tomatoes are actually fruit, my wife isn't cheating on me we have an open relationship, hot dog is a sandwich, everything is aggression but if you fight back that's violence, fish tanks are soup you haven't heated yet

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Friends are the family you choose.

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Canada is cool bc you can live in a 400 pop village like I do and enjoy all the deprivations of ruralism and still get all the bureaucracy, ineptitude and corruption of the big city

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@giantgio What if we kissed inside the Kings Chamber of the Great pyramid??? Just kidding ha ha... unless?

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@PeeMelville

2 years

Like this tweet and I'll post an image of the location I think you tweet from

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@PeeMelville

2 years

"Here in Italy we use every part of the pizza"

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2. Solve the mystery of the Porta Alchemica

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8 months

Putting on the armor of God this morning so that the emails find me alert and watchful

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2 years

@TLEPaz Humans 5 minutes after computers: The mind is obviously a computer 5 minutes after books: The mind is obviously a book 5 minutes after fire: The mind is obviously a fire

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3. Raid the secret vaults of the Smithsonian 4

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2 years

When a "ghost gun" eats dead human flesh it is referred to as a "ghoul gun" if it eats living human flesh it becomes a "wendigun"

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Pee Wee Herman Melville

@PeeMelville

3 years

@mhill360 @normmacdonald he was an amazing man, and you are a sad little person

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@PeeMelville

2 years

Tired of hearing "He's so hard to buy for." Buy him a knife! There is no man on the planet that doesn't want a knife

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1 year

@generalslug What a hellish little pillbox to live in but song goes crazy hard

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@PeeMelville

1 year

Pancakes are mid, you just like eating syrup

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@PeeMelville

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8. Gene editing

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2 years

Father: What do you think about this Ukraine thing? Me:

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@PeeMelville

2 years

In solidarity with the vegans I will be going to the supermarket and putting chicken heads in the bouquets

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Vegans paying homage to the fallen at the meat counter.

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@TLEPaz I am but a humble cringe farmer. Really delighted that so many posters i think are top tier like my stuff

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@PeeMelville

9 months

For each like I will propose a solution to the Israel Palestine conflict

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@PeeMelville

1 year

Super mega manly and NOT AT ALL GAY masculinity coach here! Make sure to hate and despise women also be suspicious of women. Also give me money

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2 years

I love America so much

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2 years

@AntonySammeroff (Sincerely and without malice) Do you really think this is something that is possible to sustain? I spent a lot of my 20s in the poly community because I believed a lot of propaganda and pseudoscience about it. I don't know anyone from my time there that still is poly and happy.

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1 year

RIP Poppy, peacefully at 14, at home. She had a beautiful life and a TV movie of a final act

Pee Wee Herman Melville

@PeeMelville

2 years

Update: Wheelchair dog is just dog again

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Season's first batch of syrup off my own trees

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7. Join a local club or religious group

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A chubby Sicilian girl keeps messaging me on a dating app I forgot I had with lists of all the food she is cooking. We are going to win, we are winning, we have already won.

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@PeeMelville

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11. 68 symphonies, 21 Piano concertos, 23 operas

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@NoraReed @SethAbramson anarchism is when you are the president the longer you are president the more anarchist you are

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17. Ensure a bountiful harvest

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3 years

@okcupid i wonder if okcupid has some kind of monetary interest in this, hmmm big think time

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12. Be on the run from at 2 or more explicit government agencies and at least 1 shadow government agency

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@tompars @NathOnSecurity How horrible, pretty disgusting that it is also connected to scihub so you can search basically the entirety of human printed knowledge on one site, smh.

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@PeeMelville

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9. DO NOT OPEN THE BOX I REPEAT DO NOT OPEN THE BOX

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10. Have a vibrant social life

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"Here you go momslife_comics $50 000 no questions asked. Just make sure you time it right at the middle of harvest. My employers at Big Peach really appreciate what you've done here"

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@PeeMelville

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13. Decide if you're an air drums or an air guitar guy YOU CANNOT DO BOTH

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@PeeMelville

1 year

imagine how excited everybody got when the cheese mule came through the neighbourhood

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Terracotta model of a mule carrying large trays loaded with cheeses. From Canosa, Apulia, c.2nd century BC, Wellcome Collection.

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GM

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This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities

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Banned books, but they're assigned reading in every public school for the last 30 years

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@mhill360 @normmacdonald he was an amazing man, and you are a sad little person

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21. Cultivate an air of mystery to lure the opposite sex

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The Parisians don't want you to know this but the bones in the catacombs are free

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100 likes and I buy and wear the Shrek cologne

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First date idea: you have 20 minutes to correctly identify these conifers or I leave you here in the woods and say good luck to you

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oh well more magic and wonder for the rest of us I guess

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22. Find a pyramid to inter your remains and proclaim your glories to future generations

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7 months

Since man cave discourse is back, it is time for a reminder that these are the two acceptable masculine interior design forms

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@nypost We are so back

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This should be its own country

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2 years

3D printers are esoteric occult machines that bind the souls of dead guns to a "receiver" this is why they are called "ghost guns"

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14. Have at least 1 tedious opinion about Kubrick movies

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thinking about her again

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@PeeMelville

3 years

can't stop thinking about 100% canadian reapr stainless steel precision cast head SURVIVAL SPEAR, save $20

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30. Fulfil the prophecy, you cannot escape

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on the contrary, you should explain it to me like I'm 105 and I stopped caring about new things a half century ago

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6. Discover the secret career of Normal Al

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@kartwonz I would pay you 5 dollars every day that you don't make a cartoon

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it's the Jews

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Normalize Professors: ⁃ Having secret lairs ⁃ Having concocted serums ⁃ Having the corpse of a boxing champion ⁃ Wearing those labcoats with the buttons and the flap on one side ⁃ Speaking to themselves ⁃ Reanimating cadavers

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This is what a walkable, sustainable, and productive place looks like. To build this in America, we need to ban minimum lot size mandates, parking mandates, and density restrictions, then legalize and incentivize the development of mixed-use, multifamily housing for everyone

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@PeeMelville

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You shouldn't be allowed to have thoughts until you're 18 and you shouldn't be able to talk about them until you're 30

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I have never hit the block button this fast before

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