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@ComedianCP

1 year

@KevOnStage He lucky mike didn’t eat him

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11 months

The Tour starts tonight in Detroit at the Punchline! #CPWasHereTour coming to a city near you! 👽 🛸

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3 years

If you’re reading this I love you and I’m happy that you are alive today. You matter and you are an irreplaceable piece to our world. It would literally not be the same here without you.

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“PAWG Patrol” 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀

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3 years

Just found out I’m gonna be hosting Crackemup at the comedy store every week. One of my goals for 2022.

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11 months

Doing 5 different hour sets (5 Shows) at punchline next weekend in Detroit (Southfield) you don’t wanna miss it. And I’m bringing some surprises.

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2 years

If your destination is more than 10 minutes from the Taco Bell you gotta eat it in the parking lot. That’s law…after 10 minutes it’s not Taco Bell anymore.

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@ComedianCP

4 months

This was so amazing.

Big Bin aka Large Trash Only!!

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5 months

Went to the @ComedianCP show in slc,Utah. Had a great time, shirt made by @torimckellips

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5 years

In the black community “Unc” carry more weight than “Sir”. Don’t argue me

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2 years

Whole time they killin the roses 🤦🏾‍♂️

Daily Loud

@DailyLoud

2 years

Vegans putting flowers on “meats” in a grocery store to honor dead animals 👀🌹

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12 years

Obama speech should start like this: "They ask me what I do and who I do it for…"

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2 years

Man…😔

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11 years

Adele look like she make a dawg ass potato salad

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3 years

New York wit it.

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3 years

You can’t fucking ride wit us 🐗

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1 year

Bro you stomped on his chest and gave him a black eye 😂😂😂😂

ClutchPoints

@ClutchPoints

1 year

"Lost a lot of respect for Sabonis. You don't shake guys hands after you lose? I don't respect that… You lost, deal with it. Pay your respect." — Draymond Green (via @TheVolumeSports )

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8 months

Dope and Cute at the same time! S/o to the little #CPeeps 😍😍

Nikki H. Davis

@NikkiHDavis1

8 months

@ComedianCP I’m a faithful watcher of your podcast. My daughter requests your theme song DAILY lol #favoritecomedian

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1 year

Man I know Thug was looking forward to that perc smfh. He already locked up damn let that man do the percy dance

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@ComedianCP

4 years

Obama be off a Perc. He ain’t fooling me. Still my guy tho!!!

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@AlbertMacGloan

4 years

Sigh...

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Buddy told the homies like “trust me she cool af, watch” 😂😂😂

The Random Guy

@RandomTheGuy_

1 month

@secladishere A woman gave a hungry fox food and he came back with friends 🥹❤️

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4 years

@UniversallyCAPE They think they in a Childish Gambino video

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3 years

I like rapping

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8 months

A nigga gone tell me broccoli not a real vegetable…I don’t know why but I got super offended like…who would investigate broccoli??

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3 years

Good Morning.

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3 years

If you not happy for CP3 and Book…you not a fan of the game.

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7 months

In January I go out on the Dark Side of the Moon tour, I’ll be posting cities very soon. Like later today. Texas is up first. San Antonio, Dallas, Arlington…all up first.

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@ComedianCP

5 years

@FINepieceofANCE @CrimeInTheD What?! They literally said “we on tha lodge widdit” like 30 times in the video 😂😂😂😂🤦🏾‍♂️

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@ComedianCP

4 years

Why does hand sanitizer smell so bad now? It smells like old beer and piss

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@ComedianCP

1 month

#Mood . Just sent my first batch of cards off to PSA to be graded.

“The Dragon” Jay Blackfyre 🔜 Dream Con

@VersaceVegeta_

1 month

YOU EVER SEEN BLUE EYES ON BLUE EYES ON BLUE EYES ON BLUE EYES ON BLUE EYES ON BLUE EYES ON BLUE EYES ON BLUE EYES ON BLUE EYES ON BLUE EYES ON BLUE EYES ON BLUE EYES ON BLUE EYES, NIGGA?!

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2 years

RIP to the young Mogul Takeoff. Prayers to his family, and the whole QC family. This is crazy

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2 years

I will fuck the party up with my dance moves!

I AIN’T GOT NO TAIL GURL!

@faketitojohnsON

2 years

ate her ass up!

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3 years

It really be just like that…

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@krazii_geniius

3 years

😭😭😭😭😭

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11 months

She not playing. She coming for everything and I love it!

Travis Miller

@travismillerx13

11 months

"“I’m not worried about the world anymore." - Sha'Carri Richardson 📺: CNBC | #WorldAthleticsChamps

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3 years

#HBOMax NOT Netflix S/O to Netflix tho 😌

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4 years

I need the CDC and all the Doctors to “stand back and stand by”… 🦠 Covid and Karma got some work to do.

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4 years

She right tho.

T P O 🥇

@_chellleeee

4 years

Bro @ComedianCP one of the funniest niggas ever 😂💀

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3 years

@Kombat___ In Atlanta tho bro…just put the mimosa down.

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2 years

😂😂😂😂👀👀👀 #TheNightsWatch #TakeTheBlack #👀👀👀

Fabian Baker

@fabiansworld214

2 years

One half of the world is watched by Lil Durk, the other half @ComedianCP

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2 years

What in the NHL is going on here?!

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@m0e_almighty1

2 years

Chrisean is a generational athlete

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4 years

When you got a crazy wild group chat going in your phone/ porn all over your twitter feed/ screenshots you can’t even explain and your girl done walking away with your phone showing pictures to her family

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2 years

How is Ben Wallace not a top 75 player. He gave the whole league the blues for like 4 years. DPOY like 4x wtf. The disrespect

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@slamstudios

2 years

Fun fact: the 2004 Pistons are the only championship team to not have a single NBA Top 75 player.

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1 year

What??? Is this a real question?! Wayne by a mile!

Raphousetv (RHTV)

@raphousetv2

1 year

Prime Lil Wayne or Current Lil Baby Who go harder?!🤔🔥

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2 years

😂😂😂 this is dope! 👀👀👀

Cyril Figgis 💦🥩 | 🌭 🥣 | 👕🧍

@CFiggisCPA

2 years

@Juicieca @ComedyCentral May I suggest this yet to be made remake of Beverly Hills Cop featuring @ComedianCP instead of another Reno 911! Show/movie?

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9 months

Also my dogs had puppies. Beautiful full blooded and AKC registered frenchies. I wish I could keep them all but lmk if you’re looking for a new little buddy that will be ready just in time for Christmas.

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8 years

#Detroit I'm doing a free show at Bakers tonight with the homie Coolaide. Come thru.

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3 years

Happy Kwanza

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3 years

Heard State Farm might be trading CP3 to Progressive

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3 years

Lunch for 2.

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3 years

This was mad fun

Tahir Moore

@TahirMoore

3 years

🗣🗣 #KeyshaE & @comediancp Fall Through #mooretothestory For An Episode Full Of 🤣Hilarity & Hijinks 🙄 🚨OUT NOW🚨ONLY ON🚨

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7 years

Man if you think Lebron even knows what Sprite tastes like, you're an idiot.

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6 months

New CP Podcast episode tmrw for my patreon

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3 years

With Kanye’s new album coming out this week…what side are you on? Watch it now on @defiantdigital

Defiant Digital

@defiantdigital

3 years

Episode one of Cancel Court is OUT NOW! Should Kanye’s black card be revoked? 🤔 Let us know ⬇️ ⚖️👨🏾‍⚖️ For the full episode of Cancel Court, go to ❗️🎬🍿 Starring @ComedianCp @ComedianRonT @TheTonyTowns #CancelCourt #DefiantDigital

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#NewProfilePic

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3 years

But is it really a movement if it’s not moving? Work harder fam nobody cares.

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3 years

People don't fuck with your movement until it's moving.

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2 months

Yo Ross been wildn lately 😂😂😂😂😂

Daily Loud

@DailyLoud

2 months

Rick Ross tells Mike Tyson his barber didn’t blend his fade 😂

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10 years

@DetroitChe made Detroit history tonight, I feel proud to be a Detroiter. We killed em again! #Salute

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3 years

What a time…to be alive!

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4 years

MF lowkey Beautiful.

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3 years

#NewProfilePic

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2 years

This is why we be like fuck the police and everybody down wit em. He didn’t even start it smh this just fucked up my day seeing this shit

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2 years

S/o this young lady and her patience…because women where I’m from would’ve destroyed lil yt

Daily Loud

@DailyLoud

2 years

This University of Kentucky student was arrested for assaulting a Black female student and using racial slurs at her. Hope someone teaches her a lesson in jail‼️💯

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3 years

…Until a monkey climb over that net and fuck both of y’all 😳 🐒

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4 years

Swear. All I think about watching Kanye meltdown. It’s so easy to write someone off. You can say confidently to somebody “man your music helped me get thru some rough times” what about his rough times tho…you gone sing him a song? Or you just gone cancel him?

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@ferrari_simp

4 years

Anytime I see a celebrity have a meltdown I think of this. Dave Chappelle was trying to tell us something without saying it

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4 years

“Know we belong on the top but we ain’t tripping…cuz we’ll get there in a minute”

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5 years

Looking like Man & Work!

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3 years

Church. Ima always win in the end.

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3 years

treat yo self. Get you a laugh in. Only available until tmrw.

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4 years

“Honey it was a joke…see it’s regular Sprite i promise!”

Bread Boi ( Corey Cartel )

@BreadBoi

4 years

" I'm sorry for singing along. I thought that was Desiigner "

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5 years

I refuse to eat another snickers until they explain the god damn veins. Just make it smooth I don’t get it.

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12 years

Told Y'all "Shit Detroit N*ggas Say" Lets Go!!!! RT RT RT RT RT! http://t.co/uunF6EJb

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4 years

😂😂😂😂😂

☁Baby Blastoise☁

@PatsOnYaBack

4 years

It was at this point @comediancp wanted to throw HANDS with @khleothomas 😂😂😂😂😂 New #BlackBlasphemy coming soon on @alldef 🔥🙏🏽👨🏽‍⚖️

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3 years

My show got cancelled today because of this New York rain. So what do I do now?

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3 years

@4TheCulture____ Vernors

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5 years

I dont know who needs to hear this but…Clean that gotdamn car out today, don’t go into the weekend with your shit looking like that.

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4 years

Man I hate hearing Ben Carson talk. Omg.

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2 years

Remember when he said he was a top 5 PG and everybody laughed at him. Yea…it’s hilarious now 😂😂😂

Bleacher Report

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2 years

JA is really THAT guy 🔥

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3 years

Genius level 100000

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11 months

Excited to be doing a set with the bros at the @afronation .us stop in Detroit. Tickets available at #AND2023

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2 years

What?!…

Glock Topickz

@Glock_Topickz

2 years

Kim K talks about Pete Davidson branding her name on his chest and why he did it

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4 years

It’s still coming tho!

Coach

@Fresh205CutZ

4 years

This damn pandemic definitely slowed us down from getting that hour special from @ComedianCP

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@ComedianCP

2 years

A pond tho…😂😂😂

Lezra Gomez

@lezramgomez

2 years

@Chefboyv2 Naw there is levels to this shit like chess, Quando & his people took out a king, while durk people took out a pond 🫡

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4 years

@GenesisSimone @The_ChosenGOAT This is the toxicity that we as men be talking about. Knowing damn well he wasn’t trying to disrespect her at all but just had to open your raggedy ass mouth to say SOMETHING about it. You hate to see it.

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9 months

New Frenchy puppies on deck. So proud of my boy Max and my girl Minnie. All AKC Certified and will be ready just in time Christmas

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4 years

I think it’s wack that they try to clown Kanye for making sure we knew he was a billionaire like they didn’t make sure we knew Bill Gates was a millionaire. So weak. I knew how rich Bill Gates was before I even knew what being rich was. #CongratsKanye

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10 months

Twitter doesn’t forget shit! 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️ Wow you can’t make this up

1 OF NONE VILLAIN 😌

@in_da_grass

10 months

Im confused. This Somali woman dont like men in general. She said out her own mouth that men were NOT protectors. So why was she expecting men to protect her in this situation? Also we not finna sit up here and blame this on Black men when all I hear is foreign accents in the

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2 years

The real ones know wassup.

Karen Dumas

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2 years

Well damn, @ComedianCP #Truth

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4 years

Why fry the lemons tho?

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@ComedianCP

11 years

Ppl kill me taking pictures with famous ppl and posting it like "Making Moves" no you not wack nigga you "Taking Pictures". Fuck on crumb!

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1 year

@FightHaven 🎶 And then a Heeero comes along… 🎶

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4 years

Multiple occurrences of non reciprocated energy...def not the wave.

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4 years

When I think about how much love I have for PlayStation and y’all gone do me like this!?! I can’t even get a preorder!!!!!

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8 years

If people don't believe in you, you have to find new people.

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5 years

When. The fuck. Did Orlando start wearing orange?

Bleacher Report

@BleacherReport

5 years

New career-high for Markelle 🔥 25 PTS 5 REBS 4 ASTS 2 STLS Fultz is thriving in Orlando.

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6 years

Random AF, but I really don’t appreciate the way Asian porn be blurring Shit out! I mean cmon this is porn not first 48 😡🤬🙄🤦🏾‍♂️ I can’t get jiggy w this shit!

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@ComedianCP

3 years

😂😂😎