Ms Hova 🇿🇼 @CollettaAbigail Twitter profile

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Ms Hova 🇿🇼

6 months

I think younger me is defo proud of the person I’ve become . It hasn’t been easy but sha I’ve been destined for greatness 🙏🏾

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@CollettaAbigail

3 years

The flag: The face:

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@CollettaAbigail

2 years

@Tyreeck_112 “Yk I don’t like you back” love that for her !😭

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Ms Hova 🇿🇼

@CollettaAbigail

3 years

Happy birthday to meee🙈🥳❤️

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@CollettaAbigail

4 months

“That’s not it !!!” 😭🤣

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4 months

What Zimbabwean moment of chaos lives in your head rent free? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@CollettaAbigail

3 years

Sadza has no business being this violent when it’s on the stove ah

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@CollettaAbigail

3 years

@broztitute Pls put it in a plastic at least 😭

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Ms Hova 🇿🇼

@CollettaAbigail

5 months

@mancubeza It doesn’t even look bad tho 😭

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@CollettaAbigail

10 months

D is goated, can’t tell me otherwise

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@Ndabzz23

10 months

you can only take 2. (the correct answer is A and B)

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Ms Hova 🇿🇼

@CollettaAbigail

3 years

@anesu18mareee @ebeneze1 🤣😭

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Ms Hova 🇿🇼

@CollettaAbigail

4 years

Zidzoro rako sha. Just say your man got took by a Zim babe and leave us alone

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Ms Hova 🇿🇼

@CollettaAbigail

5 months

The first time my auntie saw my nose piercings she said “well at least you don’t have a septum”. I pulled out my septum , then she said “at least you don’t have your belly pierced”.. and guess what ? 😭😭

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Ms Hova 🇿🇼

@CollettaAbigail

5 months

The keyboard trend is getting on my nerves

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Ms Hova 🇿🇼

@CollettaAbigail

4 months

You’re an IDIOT. A very big one at that.

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Ms Hova 🇿🇼

@CollettaAbigail

4 years

@marcorramiirez @omarruizz10 😂😂😂

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Ms Hova 🇿🇼

@CollettaAbigail

4 years

Liverpool is the cause of all my heartaches😔 but anywho, YNWA 4L🤞🏾

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Ms Hova 🇿🇼

@CollettaAbigail

5 months

It’s always the hideous and ashy nincompoops with loud & trashy mouths. Go take a shower , uyanuka kmt

champ

@Champ_Do_It

5 months

a moment of silence for the fallen heroes ,gallant sons and daughters of the soil

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Ms Hova 🇿🇼

@CollettaAbigail

3 years

This is how I’m going to cook sadza for my in-laws soon. 😭🤌🏾

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Ms Hova 🇿🇼

@CollettaAbigail

3 years

Covid will not kill me, Liverpool will.

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Ms Hova 🇿🇼

@CollettaAbigail

2 years

Problem solved 🤷🏾‍♀️

BooTee🤎

@_boote

2 years

I dated my bf for 6 months, on the 2nd month of our relationship he got into an accident and was wheel in chair for 4 months, during those months I was there for him and all, long story cut short, he got back to his feet last week the first thing he had to do was to cheat on me.

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@CollettaAbigail

3 years

I’d probably give him half 😩

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@uGawozi

3 years

Ladies, If you win 50M now What will you do for your boyfriend?😏

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@CollettaAbigail

4 years

Undikwanire wanzwa? Ukwane kunge mari ye bus.

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@CollettaAbigail

3 years

Laughing at other women’s jokes. 🙂

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@CollettaAbigail

3 years

My mum once sent me a meme and I replied w “😭😭😭” and she asked me why I was crying and if I was okay. She was so confused 😭

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@2_double_m

3 years

we really turned “😭” into a laughing emoji

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@CollettaAbigail

5 months

The laugh I let out 😭🤣

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@CollettaAbigail

4 years

I’ll never understand why my mum chooses to wake me up w violence in the morning? Like why are you yelling at 10am???

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Ms Hova 🇿🇼

@CollettaAbigail

3 years

@ShanShanN0 Matemba

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@CollettaAbigail

4 months

@broztitute Okay go ahead and tell the whole world..

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@CollettaAbigail

5 months

Personal Trainer. I don’t like stress

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@Beebz05

5 months

Is there a certain profession you wouldn’t date? I always get a giggle out of these answers.

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@CollettaAbigail

4 years

@thatkidnash1 Definitely The Gods Must Be Crazy!!!🤩🤝

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@CollettaAbigail

2 years

Maputi can go, why does it taste like cardboard ??

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@foodies_263

2 years

We're cancelling each other over Zimbabwean food takes today. Post your cancellable Zimbabwean food take.

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@CollettaAbigail

5 months

Where’s the sadza ? 🥲

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@ntha_np

5 months

Living with a chef isn’t a child’s play, this is supper 😭😭😭😭

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@CollettaAbigail

4 months

Don’t tell no lie bout me , and I won’t tell truths bout you.

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@RealSihleIV

4 months

Kendrick Lamar Once Said.....

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Ms Hova 🇿🇼

@CollettaAbigail

4 years

Insta can go

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@CollettaAbigail

4 years

@DMasuk11 @NokoMashaba 🤣🤣 He said “i can lift you and your ancestors at the same time” DFKM!!!🤣😭🤣😭

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Ms Hova 🇿🇼

@CollettaAbigail

5 months

You’ll never see me unless I wanna be seen.

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Ms Hova 🇿🇼

@CollettaAbigail

4 years

I mustn’t run? Of course I won’t run! How tf do I run in water ?😭😭

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Ms Hova 🇿🇼

@CollettaAbigail

3 years

Impilo is too short bakithi.

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@CollettaAbigail

3 years

@mavellahh “Tumi can you please Tumira me your number” 😭😭 that one had me crying

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@CollettaAbigail

6 months

@kbalde_ What was the right answer cos rn I still can’t think of any apart from the one you said 😭

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@CollettaAbigail

5 months

Immediately !!!

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@Ndabzz23

5 months

Can we agree that peanut butter rice needs to be stopped

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Ms Hova 🇿🇼

@CollettaAbigail

3 years

I don’t like opening my WhatsApp cos ik once I do, all these relatives I don’t wanna talk to will start texting me

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@CollettaAbigail

9 months

@mawire_mercy Nah fr, I’m in Zim rn and every corner I walk it smells like armpits

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@CollettaAbigail

4 months

Them chokers defo had the girlies in a chokehold 😭

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@mazvitamupazi_

4 months

remember when we used to wear these and thought it looked cool?

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@CollettaAbigail

5 months

This girl maths skipped me lol , ain’t no way I’m deleting an entire app to avoid anyone

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@Cxspxxr

5 months

deleting an entire app to avoid one person 😭

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@CollettaAbigail

5 months

@mancubeza Exactly bc all that drama for what ?? It was so unnecessary 😭

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@CollettaAbigail

5 months

I’ll take off EVERYTHING , including the plate

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@realbbymula

5 months

Take ONLY ONE thing off this plate. I know it’s a hard decision 😂

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@CollettaAbigail

3 years

People 🤝 unnecessarily stepping on me while I have my white sneakers on

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Ms Hova 🇿🇼

@CollettaAbigail

4 months

You deserved a better ending. Should’ve put me on that damn pitch instead 😔

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❤️

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@CollettaAbigail

4 years

@anesumuzenda @djfistoz_uk 😂😂not even Johannesburg at least

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@CollettaAbigail

3 months

Never seen someone get so much hate for living their life the way they want to as much as she is. Omggg some men are so miserable

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@Playm8z

3 months

Single, childfree, self care & genetics.

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@CollettaAbigail

6 months

@ShanShanN0 I’m Roman Catholic and I’ve always considered myself as a Christian , idk why other catholics don’t.

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@CollettaAbigail

4 years

My brother has been begging me to unblock him on all social media platforms , I wish I could block him in real life as well. I’m tired of his ass😭

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@CollettaAbigail

4 months

@broztitute Wait , they aren’t R4 anymore ?? ☹️

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@CollettaAbigail

3 years

No

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@dracosrevenge

3 years

cereal is meant to be eaten with cold milk

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@CollettaAbigail

3 years

Both.

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@CollettaAbigail

5 months

But these are scones ???

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@MsBigBack

5 months

Listen, Church’s Honey Buttered Biscuits are delicious.

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@CollettaAbigail

4 months

I still want to try this , at least once. 🤲🏾 I KNOW I would clear this obstacle 😭

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@Whotfismick

4 months

there's nothing more i wanted to do in life than try this

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@CollettaAbigail

4 years

@v_trxsh 😭😭😭only Zim parents will beat you up and then when you start crying they beat you up some more just bc you’re crying. What must I do then?? Laugh???

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@CollettaAbigail

4 months

If I can’t have the remote then you can’t change the channel type shi 😭😭 Good times man

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@Whotfismick

5 months

Growing up with siblings, I don't even have to explain what's going on here

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@CollettaAbigail

4 months

I would’ve sent him the indeed link so fast

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@yevedzo

4 months

one male friend i cut off years ago cah all he’d ever shout me for is money….3years later we refriend, i thought he’d change. he AGAIN got straight to asking me for handouts ?!?

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@CollettaAbigail

5 months

And my online and last seen status cos those WhatsApp GB warriors from Zim be working overtime shem

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@Mellow_Xxi

5 months

turned off my WhatsApp read receipts one day and never looked back

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@CollettaAbigail

3 years

@ShanShanN0 Mubire mari yacho sis

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@CollettaAbigail

5 months

This is how I feel when I see a chunky a*s onion like bruh

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@ek365_

5 months

A burger could look so nice and then you see a big fuck off slice of tomato inside

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@CollettaAbigail

5 months

Jesus Christ 🤍

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@tmiykwim

5 months

tell me who is your go to person when you are having the worst day ever???

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@CollettaAbigail

4 years

@paigeevx Avos

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@CollettaAbigail

3 years

Word🤝

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@ShanShanN0

3 years

For independence if you’re non zim tell a zim girl “ndirikuda kumumamisa” she’ll start blushing 🥰

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@CollettaAbigail

3 years

@The_Real_Zviko 😭 ketchup makes everything taste better, that’s why

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@CollettaAbigail

3 years

@The_Real_Zviko Mira timbopedza kubika sadza

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@CollettaAbigail

4 years

😭💔 but why ?

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@CollettaAbigail

3 years

@mariaa1xo 😂😂😭😭 it’s always you ! I’ve been telling you to log off sis

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@CollettaAbigail

9 months

@Ndabzz23 Lmao they would’ve given you a meal deal as a reward

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@CollettaAbigail

3 years

“You’re so short, why are your younger siblings taller than you?”

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@breakingbaddie

3 years

18- Whats something people tell you a lot that you dont want to hear anymore?

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@CollettaAbigail

5 months

@broztitute Not all of us 😔

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@CollettaAbigail

4 months

A turkey and this happened last yr Dec , at my bit age yk 😔

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@abdul_moore001

4 months

Which animal has chased you before?

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@CollettaAbigail

2 years

Oh hell no

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@CollettaAbigail

3 years

“Jessica we’re live” 😭😭😭

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@CollettaAbigail

8 months

God keeps shining his light upon me and I’m here for it.

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@CollettaAbigail

5 months

Spiritual warfare as in ??? pls take the strongest bamboo stick and flog me instead idc

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5 months

Fighting physically is sooooo messy and embarrassing . Abeg, let’s do spiritual warfare instead.

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Ms Hova 🇿🇼

@CollettaAbigail

9 months

Tell em the tooth fairy ain’t real too

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@CollettaAbigail

9 months

??? African women are gorgeous stfu

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@ChineseDoll___

9 months

Hoes be thinking they look sexy and they be looking like straight africans lol

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@CollettaAbigail

3 years

Yup

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@breakingbaddie

3 years

12- Do you hold grudges?

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@CollettaAbigail

4 months

Your heart is in the right place 💯

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@Kamo_traviss

4 months

We save a leaving God🤍

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@CollettaAbigail

4 years

@ShanShanN0 So the beat doesn’t do anything for you? 😭 How can you not like it amapiano?

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@CollettaAbigail

6 months

The double standards in this is insane. Just say you lack self-control and self-discipline. It’s got nothing to do with biology . If a man also has the “urge” to smash multiple women , he’s a h*e too tf

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@coc0nut_ Our natural urge is to want to smash multiple women, if your having urges to smash other men your just a h*oe. Both bad but definitely not the same

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@CollettaAbigail

3 years

Maguire out here catching strays 😭😭😭

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@TIONWAYNE

3 years

Thursday 9pm

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@CollettaAbigail

5 months

All I can say is she was defeated lmao 😭

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@CollettaAbigail

4 years

@Hle_squared @bombantaclaat 😂😂😂 and asking you if you wanna taste some your own food

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@CollettaAbigail

4 years

Timone & Pumba ?

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@CollettaAbigail

4 years

One thing I hate is being asked too many questions. It’s so frustrating

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@CollettaAbigail

4 years

This is the moment I start wishing I stayed in bed bc wth???😭

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@CollettaAbigail

4 years

Audio messages are annoying especially when they’re longer than 30 seconds

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@thatsdessyy

4 years

I love people who text with gifs, audio messages and emojis. 😭

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@CollettaAbigail

5 months

I deadass thought of Tyla lmao

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5 months

I didn’t mention her but you thought of her when you saw this outfit neh?

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@CollettaAbigail

4 months

Deletus foetus 💯

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@Nompumelelo_Th

4 months

They’re getting pregnant but they’re not giving birth.

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@CollettaAbigail

4 years

@lushaworldwide Yawning ?

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@CollettaAbigail

6 months

Not always tho, sometimes I’m non confrontational for my own peace of mind bc sometimes it’s not even worth it

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@theereal_one

6 months

Non confrontational people actually move so foul

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@CollettaAbigail

5 months

@ShanShanN0 Fr and ik she be telling her lil daughters not to grow up like me 😭

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@CollettaAbigail

5 months

Well, I’m sorry but just bc the accents are different doesn’t mean they aren’t fluent. Even English people themselves have different accents but they’re still fluent English speakers . So now what ??

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Shona and English fluently? Saying “Aganist and sigisty four” is not fluent English, I’m sorry.

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@CollettaAbigail

3 years

@ShanShanN0 😳☹️ why ?

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@CollettaAbigail

5 months

Now what’s the QR code for ? 💀

ZimLive

@zimlive

5 months

Governor Mushayavanhu: "With effect from today, banks shall convert the current Zimbabwe dollar balances to ZiG. Zimbabweans have 21 days to exchange ZWL notes for ZiG. "I don't believe in taking people's money. The ZiG will circulate with other currencies in the basket."

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