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TEFLON DON 😮‍💨

@2_double_m

7 months

that time of the year when TEFLON DON turns TEFLON SHEIKH 🤲 eid mubarak ❤️

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3 years

snapchat headquarters rn

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4 years

i love this app 😭🤣

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3 years

mfs need to understand the difference between these two apps 🤦🏽‍♂️

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3 years

can we please normalize coughing again, i’m tired of holding them in

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3 years

there’s always that one child in the house that doesn’t eat what everyone else eats

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3 years

proof that nice guys always finish last #BloodAndWater

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@2_double_m

4 years

short story: i got kicked out of the hospital coz i told the covid patients to stay positive 😭😭😭

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@2_double_m

4 years

Imagine if Twitter had a “nope,someone already tweeted that...try again” feature

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@2_double_m

3 years

when you laugh, just laugh. no need to hit us

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@2_double_m

1 year

just tried to measure my love for HER 😩

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3 years

we need a drink called Lamar so we Kendrick it

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2 years

“little miss” this “little miss” that, little does she know how much i miss her

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3 years

snapchat headquarters rn

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3 years

snapchat is down ? no wonder she hasn’t replied 😪

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3 years

cerelac isn’t just for kids btw. that shit slapppsssss

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3 years

all that zoom but you still can’t iMessage your crush when Whatsapp and instagram is down

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@2_double_m

3 years

if her hair costs $80, give her $79.98 and let her friends pay the 2 cents they always got

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4 years

🕴🏽

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3 years

snapchat is down ? no wonder she hasn’t replied 😪

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@2_double_m

3 years

baddies love baldies 👨‍🦲

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@2_double_m

3 years

SOMALINIMO TILL I DHIMO 🇸🇴🇸🇴🇸🇴🇸🇴🇸🇴🇸🇴🇸🇴🇸🇴🇸🇴🇸🇴🇸🇴🇸🇴🇸🇴🇸🇴🇸🇴🇸🇴🇸🇴🇸🇴🇸🇴

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@2_double_m

3 years

urban dictionary got y’all believing lies about yourself 😭😭😭

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2 years

island boy🏝️ 🇹🇿

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3 years

happy pride month to all the brothers that wear skinny jeans 🏳️‍🌈

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2 years

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3 years

menstrual cycles 😭😭😭

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3 years

what type of bicycles do girls ride ?

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@2_double_m

3 years

unemployed mfs be like “the vaccine doesn’t work” bro neither do you

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@2_double_m

3 years

twitter never misses 😭😭😭

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@2_double_m

4 years

4/20 in ramadan ??? go improve your tajWeed bro

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@2_double_m

4 years

Mfs be calling their girl “my partner in crime” bro we get it, she’s underage.

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@2_double_m

3 years

how y’all be finding a new love of your life every 2 months ???

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3 years

how are you racist and have acne ??? you’re worried about the wrong skin bro

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3 years

balloons on my page ?😮‍💨😮‍💨

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3 years

Top Dawgs

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3 years

you have a ring on your nose instead of your finger, what are you trying to do sis??? smell marriage ?? 😭

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3 years

just booted up my windows PC to find Melinda Gates has already taken half

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@2_double_m

4 years

short people are so dramatic. they sleep with blankets as if there aren’t any face towels at home 😭

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@2_double_m

4 years

what type of flour do you by an orphan? self raising😭

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@2_double_m

2 years

facetime needs to tell us which one of us has bad connection to save us a long argument

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@2_double_m

3 years

post nut clarity??? More like cumming to your senses

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@2_double_m

4 years

*iPhone 11 drops* Me: *sells kidney* *iPhone 12 drops* Me:

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3 years

we really turned “😭” into a laughing emoji

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@2_double_m

4 years

maybe i should fast on the 14th of February, that way i’ll have a date at Iftar time 🥲

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@2_double_m

3 years

why do they put so many toilets in the school vape room ???

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@2_double_m

4 years

what a great day to be zimbabwean 😁

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@2_double_m

3 years

when butterflies are in love, do they feel humans in their stomach? 😳

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@2_double_m

4 years

she must be an apple the way everyone be In Cider

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@2_double_m

3 years

what i see in the mirror vs my pics

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@2_double_m

3 years

told my boy to lower his gaze. why did this mf then say “damn you’re right, she’s got some cute toes” 😭😭😭😭 this dunya is finished 😭

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@2_double_m

4 years

Offset giving Quavo tips on how he got Cardi back

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3 years

Invested in Bitcoin, can’t wait to be rich

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4 years

“liked your tweet” how bout you like me instead 😭😭

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2 years

TEFLON SHEIKH 😮‍💨

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@2_double_m

4 years

Ever wonder why girls don’t have games on their phone 🤔🤔 your contact bro😭😭 that’s the game 😭😭😭 she’s playing you bro !!😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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3 years

z library >>>> wattpad

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2 years

fuck love at first sight, i’m tryna sleep at first blink

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3 years

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3 years

snapchat is down ? no wonder she hasn’t replied 😪

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3 years

me trying to move in her dms her:

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3 years

😭😭😭

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3 years

“im gucci”

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3 years

wise words

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27 days

plenty of fish in the sea they said

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@2_double_m

3 years

instagram should have an "i can't like this pic because i'm in a relationship but rest assured i like it" button

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@2_double_m

2 months

Dear Twitter friends, My journey on twitter will be coming to an end permanently. I think it’s time I really lock in with some real life goal. It’s been a good 11 years. May Allah bless you All . TEFLON DON😮‍💨 🖊️ Signing out 💚🙏🏻

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4 years

it should’ve ducked 😭😭😭

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4 years

if your mans hand doesn’t have veins , that’s your wife sis

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@2_double_m

4 years

he died at 99 coz he couldn’t keep it 💯

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4 years

every day "we move" what are you a gypsy?

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3 years

#SurvivingSophia

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@2_double_m

4 years

did you know that if you sit on the toilet at 23:59 and the clock hits midnight .... it’s the same shit, different day

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@2_double_m

4 years

guys be like “money over girls” and end up getting neither 😭

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3 years

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3 years

always “…liked your retweet” and never “…liked your tweet”

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@2_double_m

3 years

if you want breakfast in bed go sleep in the kitchen

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4 years

“LMAOOOO , IM DEADDD💀💀”

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4 years

if carbo hydrate, why bread dry ??? 🤔

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3 years

pour me a double shot espresso

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2 years

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@2_double_m

4 years

I actually picked A Level maths and none of you fakes tried to stop me 😕😔

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4 years

what’s in my head. vs. what i actually end up saying

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3 years

cobra copanties

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2 years

pringles are the only snacks company that don’t sell us air

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@2_double_m

3 years

me listening to moon 😮‍💨. #DONDA

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3 years

“No shade” then proceeds to bring the whole fucking tree

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3 years

Rules for dating me: 1, どうして翻訳したんですか？ 2, 興味がありますか？

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4 years

I'm ○ single ○ taken ● on Twitter saying stuff nobody cares about

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2 years

pop that shiii 😮‍💨

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@2_double_m

3 years

can’t revise when i never vised to begin with

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@2_double_m

4 years

Use promo code “NETFLIX” for 50% off your grades 🙂🙂 🤡

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@2_double_m

3 years

gotta love my mutuals 😭😭😭

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@2_double_m

3 years

you guys remember when i bought all my mutuals lambos and took care of all your families during this whole pandemic ?

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@2_double_m

2 years

23 tweets??😭😭 all my mutuals are invited to the wedding btw

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@2_double_m

4 years

why is there a fence around the graveyards? because people are dying to get in 😭

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@2_double_m

4 years

she’s got two thumbs??? yeah she’s deffo texting two guys at the same time 😭😭 focus on yourself king

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@2_double_m

3 years

gmail in dark mode, call that blackmail

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@2_double_m

4 years

i’m on seafood diet. i see food, and i eat it.

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@2_double_m

3 years

your girl is out here saying “it’s just the angle” before sending your pic to her gc

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@2_double_m

2 months

wedding season, time to pull out my “you know you’re not supposed to look prettier than the bride” card 😮‍💨😮‍💨

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@2_double_m

3 years

comments saying mashallah ?????? yeah the dunya is finished

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