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3 years

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4 years

This girl is goals😂

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3 years

You choosing like they gone choose you back lol

Gaju samy Winchester🇷🇼👑

@jesuis_samy

3 years

My choice 4😊 You?

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4 years

Congolese will read an article saying “Rwanda has recorded no new cases of Covid in a day” and literally the first thing that come to their mind is saying “all because of the resources they stole from us” Bruh! Give us a break ffs

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2 years

We make cigars in rwanda??

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1 year

Choose your fighter 💀

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2 years

Ngo The Avengers are assembling as we speak😂

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1 year

Wedding season but this time i was holding my sister’s hand 🥺❤️ @gretta_bern 📸: @artistic_eye_

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1 year

@ThierryM21 This story is confusing. It took many years to find the sunken titanic and they finally did at 13.000 feet Whatever vessel they used,why can’t they use it to rescue them? And why did those billionaires choose that toy vessel instead of a much advanced one since they can afford it

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3 years

Do you consider yourself to be the coolest among your siblings?

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4 years

On a serious note, the belief that having lived/living in foreign countries makes you financially superior to the people in your home country should stop. Let’s be honest, most people living abroad live paycheck to paycheck and many are paid below minimum wage.

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2 years

I still don’t understand the purpose of hosting an event in a club/bar when you don’t dj,dance,sing or entertain people in any way! Just sitting at a table and taking snaps is hosting?🤔 Amazina yabo noneho 😩😩😩“Hosted by Muyango” sksks wagira ni umuhango wo gufata irembo💀

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4 years

Why did you as a lawyer, violate Covid-19 prevention rules: Gatete:

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4 years

🇺🇸: Rwanda Investigation Bureau 🇷🇼:

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3 years

BAMPORIKI just blocked me😭😭

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4 years

How did we ever allow Jolly to be Miss Rwanda??

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4 years

You know why i say men know they’re trash? Just look at how guys are overprotective when their sisters start dating guys. Like they will legit find all information about the guys their sisters are dating to know whether she’s safe with him. If that doesn’t explain everything...

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3 years

There’s this girl on my SC, whenever she’s sick and at home she posts “homesick”. I really wanna tell her that’s not what it means but i remember she once said “utujama turi broke nitwo twirirwa dukosorana” and since i wanna be rich some day, imma keep my mouth shut

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2 years

Wedding szn

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3 years

Umuntu uzongera kwandika “kunkwa” kandi arengeje imyaka 25 nzamuzirika mwumvishe indirimbo za Knowless ku ngufu.

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3 years

Rwandans adding “Official” to their handles has got to be the funniest thing. Like anyone has ever tried to impersonate Rodrygue from Gikondo😂

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10 months

I live for IGIHE’s comment section 😂😂

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2 years

Guys look at Darina 😭

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1 year

Uri supposé gushyira triangle inyuma y’imodoka ukanacana double clignotant niba zigikora kugira ngo umuntu amenye ko ukeneye ubufasha. Otherwise you could be sunbathing and people don’t want to bother you🤷🏾‍♂️

Pam wa Mudakikwa

@PMudakikwa

1 year

Abanyarwanda twarababaye kweli! Umuntu akagira panne ku muhanda nyabagendwa, hakanyuraho imodoka nyinshi kandi z’amoko yose ariko akabura n’umwe uhagarara ngo nibura amubaze ikibazo yagize kabone n’ubwo atagikemura? Mbanyujijemo ijisho🧐

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2 years

Kirundi is such a funny language 😭 How does a grown man say Yambu or Igisusu and they think it sounds normal?

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2 years

You know a president doesn't take your threats seriously when he travels while you're supposedly planning to invade his country and overtake him 💀

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2 years

I just heard someone say ngo "abakobwa b'i Kigali bagoye nka permis zaho"😂😂

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3 years

Ibi ni bya bindi umwana bamukubita akavuga ngo ntanubwo mbabaye maze

Juno Kizigenza

@junokizigenza

3 years

Since I got your attention.... #MyVow 🔥

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3 years

People my age are getting married and I’m still afraid to talk to girls

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2 years

Tribute to Monsieur Laurent if you ever went to La colombière. God rest his soul 🙏🏾

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2 years

Also photographers mufata aya mafoto mugamije gusebanya no gushyira abantu ku karubanda, may you never succeed in your careers, amen!

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4 years

I just saw this street interview where they ask this guy who is the prime minister and he said “Namumenya nte se yambaye agapfukamunwa” 😂😂

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2 years

Ubundi se batwambitse uniforme igihugu cyose ko mbona badufata nk'abana bo muri primaire smh

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Clark.

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4 years

What arm do you wear your watch on? I’m trynna see something

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1 year

I am convinced online businesses (especially in rwanda) don’t put up prices on their products so they can first check through your page and charge you based on how wealthy you look 💀. A simple price tag would keep the unwanted target market away me thinks🤷🏾‍♂️

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4 years

BEYONCÉ MURAMUKABIRIZA🗣🗣🗣

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7 months

Guests in Cana telling Mary there’s no more wine:

@Arobaaze🤌

@Arobaazee

7 months

Imagine if Bible characters were Rwandans?😁

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4 years

Abantu mwandika ‘Hhhh’ and ‘Chr’ what do you do with the extra time?

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3 years

Bro people that post alot on WhatsApp have no shame at all😭 One noment it’s “RIP grandma I’ll miss you” then the next post “Happy birthday Sheila. Uyu munsi turanywera he?” Like???

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2 years

Uncle waffles was born in 2000? Why are the people born in 2000 making big moves? My parents should've had me then instead of 2001😭

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4 years

Ibaze blunt iriho imigongo 😍

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2 years

Someone said “ubundi amategeko atugenga yose ko atorwa n’abantu bashaje tubyanze bakora iki?” And I couldn’t agree more💀 Tuzababwire bahindure amategeko tudashaka nibanga imiti yabo tuyihishe💀

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4 years

My sister @nyampingaA and @chrismuvunyi have twins on their way and I’m so excited like they’re my own 🥺😄❤️

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4 years

I’m sorry but who tf thinks they’re too important not to have “the other side of rwot” commenting on their tweets??

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3 years

Rwandan girls be lyingon the tl. Most of them would prefer you buy them food than buy them flowers

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4 years

I know y’all hate lighties but imma upload mine anyway🌚

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3 years

I am going to ALL the concerts ninshaka nzasigare ndi homeless

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2 years

Nsanga Sylvie, Anne Mwiza and Kanyana when they see literally any tweet:

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Clark.

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3 years

Rwandans ask the most invasive questions damn💀 I heard someone ask another ngo “ko mwese iwanyu muba hanze mufitanye ibibazo na leta?” How does one even answer that?

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2 years

I belong in the kitchen with my sisters 💁🏾‍♂️💅🏾

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1 year

Ikivuguto Gikonje🇷🇼

@Arsene190

1 year

How long should a guy last??👀

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1 year

@ThierryM21 I’m starting to believe conspiracy theories that those billionaires just wanted to disappear. Presented with all the risks of that submarine there’s no way anyone would wanna pursue the mission. They’re probably somewhere on a beach sipping cocktails unrecognized.

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2 years

Foreigners asking you why you’re single with all the pretty girls in Rwanda🥲

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2 years

I can already see IGIHE’s title:“Umuraperi Kivumbi yasabye ko hagira umurera kuko we kwiyitaho atakibishoboye”

Umwami Kivumbi

@umwami_kivumbi

2 years

I need someone to adopt me, I’m a silent sleeper and I wash dishes like a pro, I never signed up for this adulthood bs

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2 years

I'm tired of seeing kids born in 2005 be taller than me. Next time i see one i'll bite their knees

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5 years

@sterlingsop @gmpolice

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1 year

A few weeks ago I blocked the presidential motorcade(not sure it was him exactly) because i had AirPods on and couldn’t hear sirens from the back. Umu GP yarandebye kubera ubwoba ndamubwira ngo ndacyari umwana ibyo ndimo simbizi nashaka imodoka ayitware ndataha n’amaguru😭😭

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2 years

When you see a Rwandan girl online and meet her in person it's either she's the size of a thumb or she's 6ft tall and can see your thoughts by looking from the top of your head. No in between

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@Colin__clark__

3 years

6 months sober now 🙏🏾 Guys you can do it too 🙌🏾

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@Colin__clark__

3 years

Ba dear, please buy VIP tickets at Adekunle's. Because the way Canal Olympias is set, the regular section wagira ngo baba baje kuvumba 😭

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4 years

I will never understand french people's hatred towards Aya Nakamura. What did she do to deserve those insults??

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4 years

Can we give Nomie and extra year? 🥺 Rona obviously ruined her year

Miss Rwanda 2020

@NaomieNishimwe

4 years

🤍

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4 years

I don’t even understand how someone would hate Shady

Janvier POPOTE

@JanvierPopote

4 years

Kuva nabaho🌚

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4 years

Highlight of the night: Rwandan Men are extremely supportive when it comes to their Queens. 🙌🏾

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4 years

Ntabwo Evode ari indispensable ku buryo bari kubura undi ubishoboye baha uriya mwanya. Ayo yakoreye ni menshi iyo ajya gushingamo boutique.

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4 years

I’m aware that fat shaming is bad but why fat people always got something to say about skinny people smh

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4 years

Boys, it’s okay having one ex girlfriend. You don’t have to lie to people that you dated 20 girls

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4 years

I still think about that time Christopher posted a picture on IG watching TV in his living room with the caption “Watching myself live on RTV” 😂

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4 years

I apologize in advance for anything that’s about to happen in the next 24 hours 👀

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3 years

Finally turned 18🥳🤸🏾‍♀️ Send me money i can buy alcohol legally now🌚

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2 years

Can we please stop playing amapiano in clubs the whole night? It's a vibe of course but come on?

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2 years

Darina has to be Miss Rwanda 2022 or we’re throwing hands

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4 years

I wonder if girls be like “Ibaze party itarimo abajama” while planning a party 🤔

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Clark.

@Colin__clark__

3 years

Coming 2 America is such a terrible movie i feel like crying 😭 Why did anyone allow this to be produced?

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Clark.

@Colin__clark__

3 years

These guys annoy me mana yanjye😤😂 Reba kiriya cyanyuma ukuntu kigendesha nk’igifite ibinyimba mu kwaha smh

nacaléchié

@nicanmoke

3 years

De la manière dont ils sont a fond dans leur pseudo rôle de business man 💀💀💀

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@Colin__clark__

2 years

I was driving a friend’s car then went to get gas numva kuri station abakobwa bavuga ngo siye buriya ni iya papa we cg yayitiye😂 Ngo ntabwo nsa nk’abakire sha! PAIN

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@Colin__clark__

11 months

Me today standing in the Kigali Heights parking lot:

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Clark.

@Colin__clark__

4 years

Bon, I know we’re not the best dancers in Africa generally but if you see this, tag the best Rwandan dancer you feel would represent us🌚 Just wanna see something

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@Colin__clark__

2 years

I love how girls that can't speak french be trying. Like come here my sexy Idi Amin 😍

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Clark.

@Colin__clark__

1 year

Coach Gaella😍

Fiona Kamikazi Rutagengwa

@Fiona_Kamikazi

1 year

Your online behavior can impact your future opportunities. That person you're disrespecting on Twitter, they might be the same person who interviews you for a job someday. Just because you're not interacting with someone face-to-face doesn't mean you can be rude or disrespectful.

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@Colin__clark__

4 years

Having one girlfriend in Kigali is an extreme sport 🥵

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Clark.

@Colin__clark__

3 years

It all makes sense now! Kmt

IGIHE

@IGIHE

3 years

Muri Hotel Rainbow iherereye mu Murenge wa Kagarama, Akagali ka Muyange, hafatiwe abantu 57 bari bitabiriye ubukwe barenze ku mabwiriza yo kwirinda Covid-19. Iyi hotel yahise ifungwa

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3 years

What’s the point of drinking one shot honestly?💀

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2 years

This “do you know how many guys want me?” when a guy is not acting right is really not the flex girls think it is😭 They can have you!

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@Colin__clark__

11 months

I am convinced this government wants people to starve

IGIHE

@IGIHE

11 months

IGP Felix Namuhoranye yaburiye abafite inzu z'ububiko bw'inzoga 'zikaze' na 'alimentations' zahindutse utubari mu bice bitandukanye by’Umujyi wa Kigali, ko Polisi y'Igihugu ikomeje umukwabu wo kubakurikirana.

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2 years

Let kids go to concerts the're the ones that actually enjoy the show and know the lyrics. If you wanna ask for IDs do it at the booth where they serve drinks. Mujye mureka kurakazwa n'abantu bishimye!

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@Colin__clark__

4 years

Came to the conclusion that these people on twitter only drink. ‘cause if you don’t eat isombe,ubugali,avocados,papayas,watermelon,ibishyimbo,amashaza and imizuzu only thing that’s left is drinking. Mwa basinzi mwe😏

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3 years

Rema was born in 2000🥲

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5 months

Neva makes Nkurunziza look like a perfect President 💀

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3 years

Why are pretty girls always clumsy?😂

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4 years

Idc how bad life gets i'll never ask someone to wish me a happy birthday

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5 years

Is there a girl out there that doesn’t overdo this birthday thing? Bc i have one on my TL who’s been celebrating hers for a month now. Idk whether she was born piece by piece throughout a whole month!

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@Colin__clark__

3 years

I’m yet to see an older mom (50+) that admits they have money. They be like “Uyu munsi nayo kugura umugati ntayo” meanwhile ugasanga yakoresheje vase ya 300k 🤦🏿‍♂️

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4 years

Rwanda National Police have been doing a terrible job recently 🤦🏾‍♂️

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4 years

I want the people that spoke shit about Amavubi to publicly apologize including the people i live with😤 I’d call you dimwits but I’m polite

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3 years

Hari abantu bari kugura ticket kugira ngo bahimane. “Ntanubwo nkunda indirimbo ze cyane ariko kubera iyo mpamvu ngiye kugura ticket” So you’re loosing your money for something you wouldn’t have enjoyed in the name yo guhimana? Do you understand how dumb that sounds?😂

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1 year

Imagine going to seat for your provisional drivers test witwaye😂 Abanyarwanda twashize ubwoba

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2 years

Now that i just turned 19 twanywa noneho🤸🏾‍♀️

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