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@ColDaveCrockett
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@matthewdmarsden Bro I can’t express how painful it is having grown up in LA in the late 70s and 80s, and compared to what California has become today, it’s a tragedy.
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@ColDaveCrockett
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@RealCandaceO Can you be any more cringe inducing? CO: “I did research on real history and exposed the Joos secrets.” Her research: read first line on Wikipedia
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@ColDaveCrockett
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@Tesla Why won’t Texas allow Tesla to sell cars in the state. Get with it Greg. @GregAbbott_TX
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@ColDaveCrockett
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A Cybertruck critique I constantly hear is: “Can’t use it as a real work truck because the side of the bed slopes up, meaning at that highest point you can’t reach in to get a tool etc.” Okay, I’ve been using a stock (unmodified) Ford F-250 Superduty as my work truck for the
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@ColDaveCrockett
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@lporiginalg My local gun shop in Florida has one of these. I didn’t lift the board, instead I asked the clerk what’s up with the naked dude in the men’s room.
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@ColDaveCrockett
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@WarMonitors @lisachristinect Some self-loathing Jews begging their military to surrender to the Muslims who are trying to genocide Israel. 💀
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@ColDaveCrockett
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@TuckerCarlson Most “conservatives” would rather buy oil from the Saudis to drive a truck made in Mexico and die of lung cancer from the fumes than be seen in the most American made truck from an American company.
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@ColDaveCrockett
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@SawyerMerritt Without NACS it’s an instant no-go. That paltry range is the final nail. It’ll flop now and they will blame their failure on some BS like “US market doesn’t want EVs anymore”. If it had NACS and 300+ mi, I’d have ordered one. @VW
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@ColDaveCrockett
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@PanDan02216285 @GerberKawasaki @GMAM1977 “I don’t short, but my fund does”
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@ColDaveCrockett
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@ZeekArkham People stopped saying “not” like 20 years ago. FYI
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@ColDaveCrockett
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@greggertruck Where’s Whistlin Dicksucker? @whistlindiesell
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@ColDaveCrockett
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@lydiakauppi That starts at $2 million in SoCal.
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@ColDaveCrockett
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@bikemamadelphia What’s the problem?
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@ColDaveCrockett
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@jathomason @CristenDrummond Doubtful. Much more likely that Tesla guy stomped the accelerator in that moment of panic. Notice it didn’t accelerate at the initially crash, long pause, then it “suddenly malfunctioned”? No. Driver did it.
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@ColDaveCrockett
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@giammivr6 @WholeMarsBlog Yes I am. Post an example of “what Elon says” that has your panties twisted.
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@ColDaveCrockett
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@_iamblakeley @Riley_Gaines_ False. He has a Y chromosome. He is a man. Stop lying.
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@ColDaveCrockett
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@peterrhague @alex_shephard Alex Shepard is at best retarded and at worst a lying scumbag.
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@ColDaveCrockett
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@PaulNiland Maybe it’s time to accept peace.
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@ColDaveCrockett
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@sororcane @NoJesuitTricks Not really. Otherwise California would count as 63 different countries based on the amount of immigrant “culture”. Or a Floridian visiting EPCOT can call themselves a world traveler in an afternoon (11 countries!). An Englishman “traveling” to Ireland isn’t the same as a Canadian
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@ColDaveCrockett
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@ChrisLoesch “I can’t trust a man who won’t shoot heroin with me.” Same energy.
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@ColDaveCrockett
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@michaelianblack @ScottAdamsSays @onesparkfire Mandating the removal of children’s sex organs is a much bigger problem than a failed cartoonists opinions… but you’re in a Leftwing cult so you surely wont consider how evil that is.
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@ColDaveCrockett
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@AlienAnthology This story was fun in 1987… today it’s worn out.
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@ColDaveCrockett
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@Miksiddiqui That’s a man, idiot
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@ColDaveCrockett
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@TeslaBoomerMama You deserve something special for all your good work.
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@ColDaveCrockett
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@stuartpstevens @NateSilver538 Oof, just delete the tweet my dude.
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@ColDaveCrockett
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@HereLiesErdrick @TomABacon Are you really that dim? Do you not understand that without freedom to speak, your “democracy” is an illusion? Frankly UK has already fallen. The goose is cooked.
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@ColDaveCrockett
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@Nina7Infinity Just delete the entire movie. Take the loss.
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@ColDaveCrockett
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@RathuzinF18743 @heavydsparks801 @Everman Obviously. But try filling up at home while you sleep for pennies. (My F250 costs me $150/week in diesel). Different tools for different tasks. Long haul towing, diesel is king. Normal towing in town to job sites and refueling for “free” when I get home… Cybertruck W.
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@ColDaveCrockett
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@johnburk39 @dbongino Plot twist: Bongino is a plant as well. Most of MAGA are democrats.
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@ColDaveCrockett
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@johncardillo @julie_kelly2 I suspect many of the anti-Desantis trolls on Twitter were/are democrat plants.
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@ColDaveCrockett
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@hecubian_devil @Wifesucker You haven’t been there.
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@ColDaveCrockett
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@SwissWatchGuy Loomer is a bad person.
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@ColDaveCrockett
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@parismarx Nazis were socialists you retard.
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@ColDaveCrockett
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@rhensing A rare L, I have to agree. 4 wheel caliper “lock” shouldn’t be a hard problem @tesla @cybertruck
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@ColDaveCrockett
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@bequietian @bikemamadelphia Great point. This is actually very illustrative. You admit that you want government bureaucrats to be your mommy and treat you like a child. And you want that same treatment forced upon me and other adults. I, as an adult, want to have agency over myself as much as possible. And
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@ColDaveCrockett
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@JayinKyiv Too bad Zelenskyy didn’t accept the peace offer from the beginning. Maybe he should stop blowing up Russian civilians (war crime) and instead sue for peace.
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@ColDaveCrockett
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@999kassh @kangminjlee Is this satire? If not, you’re part of the problem.
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@ColDaveCrockett
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@bequietian @bikemamadelphia So you don’t believe in personal freedom, got it. Who gets to decide what things you can purchase? Your home is too big. Illegal. That burger has too many calories. Illegal. Alcohol is bad for you. Illegal. Just admit to yourself that you’re a fascist.
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@ColDaveCrockett
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@greggertruck My stock F250 Superduty bed is unreachable. I’m 6’2”. I have to stand on the tire to reach in. Standing on the running board isn’t high enough to reach the bed. Also, this truck cost $92,000 (“CT is too expensive!”) Greg is right, it’s a false fault against the CT.
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@ColDaveCrockett
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@FreckledLiberty @WomenBeingAwful This. The currency for a woman is child bearing ability. Currency for a man is wealth, stability, strength (protection).
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@ColDaveCrockett
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@nerd_cookies Produced by perverts. What else can you expect?
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@ColDaveCrockett
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@ZeekArkham 🫡 All love bro.
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@ColDaveCrockett
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@Imposter_Edits Are you dumb or dishonest? He dropped the Cybertruck from 5’ onto a concrete ledge landing on the hitch, just before this. The Ford broke on the first “test”, just driving off the back of the tow truck. @CommunityNotes
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@ColDaveCrockett
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@agarvis @hashjenni And life is more fulfilling.
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@ColDaveCrockett
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@johncardillo Same goes for Trump. Actually RFKJ is better on Covid tyranny than Trump. Other than SCOTUS picks, Trump isn’t conservative at all.
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@ColDaveCrockett
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@bendreyfuss It’s not likely true
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@ColDaveCrockett
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@BradenRSmith @Tesla @elonmusk @cybertruck When will people start shooting at us because they are “bulletproof” and they hate Elon?
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@ColDaveCrockett
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@geotexasjew @bariweiss Tulsi isn’t running. And Trump is a fossil.
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@ColDaveCrockett
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@ColDaveCrockett
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@BenforOregon Oregon is full of people who did nothing. I lived there for years, many good people, but as it turns out most are cowards and didn’t defend their communities from violent radical democrats.
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@ColDaveCrockett
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@Variety I used to like her. Too bad.
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@ColDaveCrockett
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@ForwardFaith @WholeMarsBlog Planned and coordinated to take a stroll through the capital and take selfies…? Just stop.
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@ColDaveCrockett
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@TomFlanner99201 @rickygervais Hydrogen. Everything started with hydrogen. If you leave hydrogen out in the sun long enough it becomes consciousness.
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@ColDaveCrockett
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@DrChrisCombs Office romance is old as time. I met my wife at the office. So did my parents. So did most of my married friends. It’s not as gross as you think.
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@ColDaveCrockett
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P.S. The F-250 is the worst truck I’ve ever owned. Flimsy low quality rubbish.
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@ColDaveCrockett
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@lou_bayou @JamesMelville Tesla doesn’t source any minerals from nations that use child labor. Delete the tweet and stop lying.
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@ColDaveCrockett
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@stelzner_n1150 1. He did right by the originalist SCOTUS selections. 2-5. 🥚
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@ColDaveCrockett
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We told you MAGA dorks this was going to happen if you chose a 78 year old convicted criminal who is self-described NOT conservative. Biden and Harris are WEAK AF! The only reason Biden won last time and Harris will win this time is that Trump is an even weaker candidate.
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I hate to break it to my fellow conservatives who rightly fear a Kamala Harris presidency, but the 1st night of #DNC2024CHICAGO went about as well as it could’ve for Democrats. They’ve officially somehow gotten away with the coup with 0 damage & are currently on track for
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@ColDaveCrockett
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@johnburk39 “talent”
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@ColDaveCrockett
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@trustfundterry You sound fun 😶
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@ColDaveCrockett
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@WholeMarsBlog Please document this process. I have an apartment complex, I’ve asked Tesla for assistance in accomplishing this (wall connectors billed to their accounts, but randos can’t come charge for free). I’ve been unsuccessful. For 3 years now requests for help go into a black hole.
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@ColDaveCrockett
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@HannahBerrelli Olympics ruined break dancing. It’s now on the cultural level of rollerblading.
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@ColDaveCrockett
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No lies detected. Trump is the weakest candidate possible.
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No presidential candidate has ever been outplayed/maneuvered more dramatically than Donald Trump has been in the two weeks since the GOP Convention began…
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@ColDaveCrockett
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@JoelBell515346 @bradsferguson Cool, I consider myself appropriately corrected.
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@Imposter_Edits @greggertruck False. You may have swept floors in an autobody shop for 20 years but you know nothing about castings or how to repair them. Stay in your lane little buddy, which appears to be lying on X to engagement farm. Pathetic.
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@ColDaveCrockett
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@JuliaHB1 Not sexist. Just true
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@WomenBeingAwful Never ask. Never. They always lie anyways, and anything >0 only disappoints, and you won’t believe her anyways, it’s an utterly lose-lose question.
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@ColDaveCrockett
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@darewecan @SawyerMerritt An overwhelming vote of affirmation assists in the appeal, to nullify the crooked judge. Its a process. This is merely one step towards that.
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@BlackMage1985 @TuckerCarlson Is it not cold in Norway? #1 car over there.
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@PolitiBunny Yes. I unfollow them
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@beegjuan1 @3YearLetterman Tbf her satire is done very well, also reality and satire are nearly indistinguishable today.
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@ColDaveCrockett
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@ZacksJerryRig @WholeMarsBlog Projection. You have blood on your crooked hands. You deserve the lousy reputation you’ve built for yourself, scumbag.
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@Brehmel You’re the “everything is vaporware” guy. Cybertruck is vaporware, semi is vaporware, FSD is vaporware, Starship is vaporware… Dude your brain is vaporware. Just delete your whole account. You’re not even good at trolling. Whoever programmed this bot account is amateurish.
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@ColDaveCrockett
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@EforElectric @WR4NYGov Sarcasm? You must be joking.
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@ColDaveCrockett
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@PowerOwn45 @Unfilteredboss1 Trump was running to get revenge on Biden. That game is over.
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@ImNotOwned GOP should drop them both
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@charlescwcooke @DavidAFrench Had to turn that off half way. This French idiot is just emotional. Once he compared Desantis to Commie Harris I knew he was too irrational to be worth hearing anymore.
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@roger @Tesla @GregAbbott_TX Exactly. Let’s get that fixed Greg. This is anti competitive, anti consumer BS.
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@ColDaveCrockett
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@WholeMarsBlog You can replace “rent” with any other commodity in an economy and the laws apply equally. Govt is less efficient than the pricing system innate to free market capitalism. Pricing system is the most efficient method we have yet discovered for relaying information throughout a
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@TheLarvinMewis @akafacehots Statistically safer than contact lenses. Number of incidents of infection and corneal damage is WAY higher with contacts. Once I read the stats I went and got LASIK done, no regrets. It’s a miracle.
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@ColDaveCrockett
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@TeslaBoomerMama @MissJilianne True. But Jilianne isn’t a big fan of the truth.
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@ColDaveCrockett
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@Tesla Fuck yeah!
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@TamworthPolice Communists. England has fallen. It’s dead. ☠️
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@ColDaveCrockett
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@AlanRMacLeod Wow you’re dumb
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@ColDaveCrockett
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@Bumfluffski @badel_cmail No, Khelif is a man. XY is male. Sorry you failed 2nd grade biology.
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@ColDaveCrockett
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@MiaFarrow The animatronics of his skin suit were malfunctioning.
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@ColDaveCrockett
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@GuntherEagleman @CollinRugg “Most important man in the world”? Heres you, when Trump is the topic:
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@ColDaveCrockett
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@WholeMarsBlog You can’t. It’s been heavily edited to remove her retardation as much as possible.
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@MarinaMedvin Play stupid games…
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@ColDaveCrockett
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@davidchapman141 “How to Throw an Election Again”, by Donald J Trump
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@RenoCiccotta It’ll be the best plan, so great, you’ll love it, the best plan ever. Much better than that loser desanctus.
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@ColDaveCrockett
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@JeremyDBoreing Too bad GOP didn’t help avoid this current MAGA problem…
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@CNBC Democrats are corrupt
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@GregMock51 @VP72801 You realize that Trump lost every election since 2016. When will you get tired of losing?
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@reeseonable @megynkelly This is Megyn Kelly anytime she starts talking about Trump:
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@ColDaveCrockett
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There can never be peace while one of the parties is comprised of death cult lunatics. The only way peace has ever been achieved against this lev of fanaticism is to destroy them totally, break their will completely, disarm and disable their ability to ever fight back again. See
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