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August 🏴‍☠️🪽

7 months

A few of my OFMD designs are now stickers 🏴‍☠️❤️ More coming soon

OFMD Sticker Set - CobaltAugust's Ko-fi Shop

Set of 5 stickers If you’d like to remove a design and double another just send me a message. These stickers measure roughly 6cm by 6cm. They are...

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An obsession with David Tennant never really dies, it just hibernates until he breaks your heart in a new show and then you have to go through being in love with him all over again

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#ofmds2poilers I fucking love how time and space works in the OFMD universe. Stede goes through captain training, and the crew find and raid two ships, picking up and offloading a curse, all within the time it takes Ed to catch a fish.

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1 year

#ofmds2spoilers The devil works fast, but I work faster.

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1 year

The crew listening the Ed’s bell going mental every night #ofmds2spoilers

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1 year

#ofmds2spoilers New fandom tattoos just dropped

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1 year

How is this the same man #ofmds2spoilers

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2 years

My constant struggle when writing PWP

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1 year

When I saw the other sketches I had to draw them and make them into pins #ofmds2spoilers

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1 year

OFMD feels like a love letter to every fan who’s loved a piece of media and received indifference at best in return. To love something so much and have everyone involved love it too, show us in every moment that, yes, it is special, and loved and cared about, is so beautiful.

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1 year

#ofmds2spoilers Out of context spoilers

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1 year

#ofmds2spoilers Ed and Stede are criticised for behaving like teenage boys, having big emotions, and falling fast and hard and running away. But then we’re shown the softer things that come with young love: holding hands, sharing stories, furtive glances, quiet declarations. 1/2

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1 year

My partner when I show him my eighth new hobby of the year #ofmds2spoilers

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1 year

#ofmds2spoilers I’m welling up rewatching episode 4 because Mary’s big speech about how the magic and mystery will disappear from Ed and Stede’s relationship, and then there’ll be nothing left, is wrong. 1/2

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1 year

I was so sure we'd see Stede take on a whole new identity in season 2 after faking his death, but he's just out here using his whole ass government name #ofmds2spolers

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1 year

#ofmds2spoilers Episode 2 spoilers

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1 year

A teacher once told me that I care too much about things that aren’t real. I’ve sat with that comment for years, used it against myself when I’ve cried for people who don’t exist, but I’ve come to realise that they are real, anything created and loved and shared is real. 1/2

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1 year

My heart breaks for Stede when he says this because I think he truly means it. He’ll take anything, any version of a relationship, if Ed will just stay. #ofmds2spoilers

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1 year

#ofmds2spoilers How am I supposed to just carry on with my day when Stede finally kissed the person he loves with his entire being. How am I meant function knowing Stede pushed his hand into Ed’s hair and moaned softly as he tried to deepen the kiss he’s waited so long for.

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1 year

“Oh, my God! A flower? With Blackbeard's face on it?” #ofmds2spoilers

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1 year

#ofmds2spoilers I can’t quite explain it, but Ed and Stede playing thumb wars healed something in me.

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1 year

#ofmds2spoilers

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@CobaltAugust

1 year

#ofmda2spoilers It’s such a great detail to have Ed’s accent wax and wane depending on who he’s talking to. A strong example is when he speaks to Fang and matches his cadence. As an immigrant, that’s exactly what happens when I’m around family.

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1 year

It feels like we’re seeing Izzy grow into someone who would make an excellent captain. He’s always been good at the technical stuff, now he’s learning how to be someone the crew respects. He’ll take over the Revenge when Ed and Stede decide to retire to their inn #ofmds2spoilers

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1 year

Season 1 is Ed thinking he’ll be happy if he’s accepted into high society. Season 2 is Stede thinking he’ll be happy if he’s accepted as a pirate. Season 3 will be them realising they’re happiest in the space and roles they carve out for themselves. #ofmds2spoilers

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1 year

My ADHD ass when I try a new thing once. #ofmds2spoilers

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@CobaltAugust

1 year

#ofmds2spoilers TW mental health/suicidal ideation I’m seeing a lot of people annoyed that Stede saved Ed, calling it unhealthy for Ed to live for Stede. Here’s the thing: having mental health problems, to the extent of Ed’s, destroys people. 1/4

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1 year

Ed protecting Stede means everything to me #ofmds2spoilers

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1 year

#ofmds2spoilers I know we’re likely going to have Ed angry with Stede and freezing him out in the next few episodes, I know it makes sense for the plot to do so, but god, Stede has been through so fucking much. He sat with the body of the man he loved after freeing his crew, 1/2

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1 year

IS STEDE WEARINGS ED’S SILK ???!!!!! #ofmds2spoilers

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1 year

We’re shown Ed and Stede, talking about catching a fish, playing thumb wars, being happy and soft together. They don’t need a tempestuous love to carry them through, they’re perfectly content to just be together. It’s beautiful. 2/2

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1 year

Ed and Stede are going through all the motions of Big First Love. They’re dealing with huge, complicated feelings about themselves and their lives. A fight was inevitable, they needed to reach breaking point so they could finally say the quiet things aloud. 1/2 #ofmds2spoilers

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1 year

They’re getting me through every day #ofmds2spoilers

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1 year

#ofmds2spoilers Ed’s always wanted his death to be extraordinary, and he’s always wanted Stede. He gave himself both.

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1 year

I won’t lie, I couldn’t stop giggling while I made these earrings #ofmds2spoilers

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1 year

#ofmds2spoilers S3 opens on the crew on deck. Frenchie patches a sail, while Oluwande and Archie scrub the railings under Auntie’s watchful eye. The Swede swabs the deck, Jackie watching from nearby, appreciating how his muscles flex as he sloshes water onto the boards. 1/3

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1 year

I know its not confirmed in canon that Ed has ADHD, but I feel so validated in how my brain works when I watch OFMD. Ed’s never treated badly for how he thinks or speaks, everyone accepts him for who he is. After 30 years being told there’s something wrong with me, it means a lot

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9 months

manifest with me: 🕯️OFMD is picked up by another network. They’re given ten episodes and a great budget. The network promotes the hell out of it and it does even better than season 1 and 2. MAX has to watch it all happen.🕯️

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1 year

I cannot WAIT for them to be THE most annoying fucking couple👏 #ofmds2spoilers

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1 year

You can’t convince me this isn’t a man who’s found his love again. He looks so soft and content

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1 year

Side-eyeing reviewers who say season 2 is just giving fans what they want. Season 1 gave people what they wanted, and needed, in a story. We felt seen, by a show that didn’t even know who we were. So maybe the writers are just damn good at their jobs. #ofmds2spoilers

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1 year

There’s something beautiful about a show outdoing a fandom’s head canons. We’ve had eighteen months to think of how Ed might react to Stede leaving and somehow we were completely blindsided by those fucking cake toppers. Amazing.

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1 year

#OFMD2Spoilers TW mental health I won’t lie, Ed trying so hard to sabotage himself, to bait the crew into doing what he thinks he deserves, really hit me in a place I don’t like to look at too closely for fear of it crushing me.

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1 year

#ofmds2spoilers Fang saying “am I crushing you?” as he hugs a man, that on more than one occasion has yanked his beard, has me so emotional. He saw that Izzy needed to be comforted and not only did so, he also checked in with him. We don’t deserve Fang.

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1 year

How will I make it to next Thursday

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1 year

My ADHD brain trying to memorize someone’s name

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1 year

It’s actually hilarious that the show included such a stereotype of a villain, who gives his big villain monologue before every kill, and looks to be a real threat, and Stede just brains him with a violin. Peak writing. We are blessed. #ofmds2spoilers

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@CobaltAugust

1 year

Seeing so many people scrutinise Rhys’s behaviour at the panel makes me so nervous to do fandom stuff irl. I want to think that people will be understanding that I don’t always act ‘correctly’ due to being ND, but if Rhys can’t be allowed to be himself then I really don’t know.

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1 year

So that’s what the tally marks were for #ofmds2spoilers

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1 year

#ofmds2spoilers

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2 years

As much as I hope David was being serious about there being lesbian pirates there’s something really funny about the idea of him waking up today, realising what he promised us and getting on the phone with his people shouting ‘FIND ME SOME LESBIANS’

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1 year

My partner closed a massive deal at work, and I made six Ed dogs. We’re getting takeaway to celebrate our totally equal wins. #ofmds2spoilers

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August 🏴‍☠️🪽

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1 year

Ed picks up the bunny in a raid and names him Stede. The crew spend all of season 2 referring to Stede as Human Stede.

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1 year

I like how the ending of the trailer is edited to look like Ed is attacking Stede and not a single person believes that’s what’s happening

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1 year

Finished the pin I’m hoping I’ll be able to give Rhys next week after his comedy show 🤩

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1 year

They’re getting to have something they didn’t as kids, and they’re experiencing it together. To be shown the ups and downs, and taken along on their journey is such beautiful storytelling. It’s wonderfully clever, and heartfelt and lovely. And I feel so lucky to witness it. 2/2

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1 year

I like to think there was one person on set whose entire job was to slosh water over Con any time he looked like he was remotely starting to dry #ofmds2spoilers

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1 year

#ofmds2spoilers I feel like we’re all just breezing past the fact that Archie was in a snake cult

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1 year

As Pete sets to work pulling him up, Lucius’s gaze falls to the name again. The letters aren’t as straight as he hoped, but the words are clear. The sun glints off the gold paint, illuminating a promise and a warning for every ship to see. 𝐼𝑧𝑧𝑦’𝑠 𝑅𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑛𝑔𝑒. 3/3

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1 year

#ofmds2spoilers Jackie is literally so giddy watching Ed watch Stede have liquor poured down this throat. If she becomes their number one shipper in the show I will never recover

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1 year

Babygirl really out here acting annoyed about seeing the man he loves so much that he lit the world on fire with his grief #ofmds2spoilers

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1 year

I like MerStede a normal amount. #ofmds2spoilers

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1 year

The world is built on stories. We are who we are because of who our ancestors breathed life into. To care for others’ creations, to carry them with us, is not only a fundamental part of being human, but a truly beautiful experience, and should be celebrated. 2/2

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1 year

Ed, dying to tell Stede how he feels after a month together, takes Stede to the local aquarium. As they stand in the blue glow of the tanks, Ed points at a spotted eel. ‘That’s how I feel about you.’ Stede stares into the tank, confused. ‘Like a fish?’ ‘No, that’s a moray.’

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1 year

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1 year

#ofmds2spoilers Should I make the rest of the Ed sketches into pins?

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1 year

Stede: unconscious, bloody and bandaged in his bed, fighting for his life Ed, who’s known Stede for twenty minutes: who’s Mary 😒

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1 year

People were asking, so here he is! 🌊🐴

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1 year

#ofmds2spoilers The gorgeous, gut wrenching, fucking phenomenal parallels in this show

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1 year

#ofmds2spoilers Such a satisfying twist

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1 year

THEY ARE A SET DO NOT SEPARATE #ofmds2spoilers

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1 year

what if Izzy tracks Stede down because Ed’s gone off the deep end and he needs to train Stede because he knows Ed won’t let Stede speak when they meet and they’ll have to duel #OFMDs2spoilers

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1 year

who ‘killed’ Ed. He put everyone first while his heart was shattered. He’s made mistakes, but he was taken from Ed, by his childhood bully and then witnessed his death. He’s been through so much, he needs Ed as much as Ed needs him, and knowing Ed will push him away kills me. 2/2

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1 year

#ofmds2poilers

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1 year

It looks like Ed and Stede are separated for at least two months, longer than they were together #OFMDs2spoilers

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1 year

Sometimes, someone else needs to carry your pain until you’re strong enough to carry it yourself. Love doesn’t fix everything, but as someone who might not be here right now without my partner’s support, I can tell you that love can be what you truly need in your worst moment 4/4

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1 year

Don’t worry, this is just Stede getting the tiniest tattoo of Ed’s name and being very brave about it

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1 year

When you suffer from severe mental health issues, you need support. For some people, that support will come from one person. Is that healthy in the long run? No. Can it be the lifeline people need in their darkest moment? Yes. 3/4

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August 🏴‍☠️🪽

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1 year

#OFMD2Spoilers Can we talk about how Ed leaned in to kiss mermaid Stede?

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11 months

I feel like we don’t talk enough about how insanely hot Rhys is in that dumb bird movie

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@CobaltAugust

1 year

#ofmds2spoilers Can’t wait to watch Anne make Ed jealous and admit his feelings 👏

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1 year

#OFMDs2spoilers If they bring Izzy back, I’m going to need an entire episode of him in the gravy basket. I want to see his life through his eyes as he battles with his choice to return to the living, or let go.

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1 year

We literally it happen in the show. Ed wanted to die. He felt unlovable, unwanted and did everything he could to goad others into ending his life. He needed to know he was loved. He needed to feel Stede’s presence to pull himself back from the brink. 2/4

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1 year

#ofmds2spoilers

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1 year

I love my job #ofmds2spoilers

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1 year

I need the iconic ‘Father’ scene in Fleabag translated to Ed and Stede in S2. Ed only allows Stede back on the Revenge as a deckhand and Stede happily calls him Captain every chance he gets.

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1 year

‘You’re way too invested in fictional people.’ Yes, what possible reason could I, a neurodivergent person, have to attach myself to people who can’t hurt or judge me.

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1 year

#ofmds2spoilers

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1 year

Episode one of s3 will be them trying to run the inn for five minutes before they burn it to the ground and take a magic dinghy straight to the ship #ofmds2spoilers

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1 year

Bringing this back

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1 year

But what if Stede’s ‘I love everything about you’ speech is actually his wedding vows to Ed. WHAT THEN?

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1 year

My local market closed down which was a big chunk of my income, so I’m scrabbling to fill the void it left with my online shop. How would everyone feel if I shared some of my stuff on this account from time to time? I make so much OFMD stuff that I’d love to show people 🏴‍☠️❤️

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August 🏴‍☠️🪽

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1 year

#ofmds2spoilers I’ve been keeping my posts about the finale purposefully vague for my own mental health, but something that’s been cropping up repeatedly about Izzy’s death has been effecting me deeply. I don’t talk about it much, but during the pandemic I got extremely sick 1/8

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1 year

Therapist: can you come in on Thursday? Me: I don’t think you’ll want to talk to me that day. Therapist: pirates? Me: pirates.

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1 year

#ofmds2spoilers I think today, more than any other day, it’s good to remember that the show doesn’t start and stop onscreen. The show is the foundation of the fandom, but we are the builders. We add to it every day with our words and art and love. 1/2

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1 year

JESUS CHRIST 😭 I WONT SURVIVE THIS SEASON #OFMDs2spoilers

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1 year

Without googling name a famous historic battle

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1 year

WITHOUT GOOGLING name a famous historic battle

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1 year

The fact that we’re getting more of Ed secretly pining for Stede in his quarters like the last shot of season 1 😭 #ofmds2spoilers

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1 year

He’s still learning

ass tonight, ass forever

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1 year

EVERYONE I’M BEGGING please edit this photo to make Stede hold something and post it here

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August 🏴‍☠️🪽

@CobaltAugust

1 year

Lucius dangles from the side of the ship, paintbrush in hand. He’s putting the final touches to vessel’s new name. ‘Babe! Can you hoist me up?’ Pete peers over the railing. ‘All done?’ Lucius looks up at his husband and smiles. ‘All done.’ 2/3

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