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Not Peter de Villiers

@Coachdivvy

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This account is a parody account. I coach rugby, dreams and moustaches!

In the scrum of life!
Joined November 2010
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@Coachdivvy
Not Peter de Villiers
7 years
My first job as Zimbabwe coach is to bring back Beast, Bobby Skinstad, David Pocock and Kennedy Tsimba. I want then in my World Cup squad for 2023.
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@Coachdivvy
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1 year
So this is gonna be awkward at the TMO meeting tomorrow. Watch the elbow. #SSRugby #IREvRSA
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@Coachdivvy
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7 years
I dont want to be that guy right now but remember when I was coach and we beat NZ in NZ? You are welcome! #IAmThatGuy #ThePeoplesCoach
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@Coachdivvy
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7 years
Okay let’s talk about the elephant in the room. 56 million people in South Africa and we can’t find 11 good soccer players for Bafana Bafana. What is up with soccer development in SA?
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@Coachdivvy
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11 months
Ireland had 4 penalties that they could have gone for points, they opted for lineouts and couldn’t score. Did they learn nothing from our match? Kicks win matches in World Cups. #SSRugby
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@Coachdivvy
Not Peter de Villiers
8 years
If you pick The EP Kings backline coach as the Springboks backline coach, then EP Kings results it will be then. #ARGvRSA
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Not Peter de Villiers
7 years
What time will the Springboks kick-off tomorrow? Every 5 minutes.
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Not Peter de Villiers
7 years
Why would you replace Serfontein with an average De Allende when Serfontein is playing the best game of his career?
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Not Peter de Villiers
7 years
Allister promised us consistency. He has deliverd. We are losing consistently.
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@Coachdivvy
Not Peter de Villiers
9 years
Our first game against Japan. They win. I'm available to take over from Meyer. Anytime now.
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Not Peter de Villiers
8 years
This is beautiful. Australia praying with us for help with our rugby. #Amen
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Not Peter de Villiers
7 years
I understand the name of the tour now. This is Allister Coetzee's "outgoing tour".
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Not Peter de Villiers
7 years
Remember that time when I was coach and we drew against Australia twice? Oh no wait......sorry that was’nt me.
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@Coachdivvy
Not Peter de Villiers
8 years
This TV interview is so unfair towards Reeva's parent. It proves that this whole time everything is about Oscar. #OscarPistorius
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@Coachdivvy
Not Peter de Villiers
1 year
What is this opening ceremony? Looks like a final year drama student from UCT’s theatre project. #SSRugby
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@Coachdivvy
Not Peter de Villiers
8 years
Allister Coetzee may be the best, but the rest of his staff aren't. Steve Jobs didn't surround himself with idiots. #SpringbokApples
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@Coachdivvy
Not Peter de Villiers
7 years
People praising Zimbabwe for not looting the shops during this protest...uhm......there is nothing in the shops to be looted..... #ThanxForNothingMugabe #Zimbabwe
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@Coachdivvy
Not Peter de Villiers
6 years
De Allende losing balls like his Caytlyn Jenner
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@Coachdivvy
Not Peter de Villiers
7 years
Just recieved an email from SARU about a job opportunity. Decisions decisions.
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@Coachdivvy
Not Peter de Villiers
7 years
If I could make one change to the Springbok setup I would make me coach again. Am I right or what?
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@Coachdivvy
Not Peter de Villiers
8 years
The best #mannequinchallenge goes to Allister Coetzee. He did nothing for a whole year. That is impressive!
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@Coachdivvy
Not Peter de Villiers
7 years
Fasten your seatbelts South Africa.....daddy is coming home in 2018
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News24 🇿🇦
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| Peter de Villiers set for shock Bok return? - Former Springbok coach Peter de Villiers is the latest to be linked to the new-look Springbok management team from 2018.
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@Coachdivvy
Not Peter de Villiers
3 years
We didn’t lose this match because of the last penalty. We lost because we missed 3 penalties. #RSAvAUS
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@Coachdivvy
Not Peter de Villiers
8 years
4 laptops open behind Allistair Coetzee, he is probably downloading my old games for inspiration. #loverugby
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@Coachdivvy
Not Peter de Villiers
7 years
Ruan Combrink sitting at home like
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Not Peter de Villiers
1 year
Pollard walking to monday’s practice like….
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Not Peter de Villiers
7 years
Ellis Park is sold out....not even the Springboks can sell out that place
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7 years
Why are we celebrating like its the World Cup final? We won with 1 point against a really crappy France team. Allister clinging to his job like Mugabe in #Zimbabawe
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Not Peter de Villiers
7 years
Malcolm Marx is playing like a really upset MTN customer. #SSRUGBY
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@Coachdivvy
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7 years
How can we be so bipolar in our playing? We play a cracking game against The All Blacks, and now we look like Bafana Bafana
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@Coachdivvy
Not Peter de Villiers
8 years
Honest opinion. The players don't like Allister. Cheetahs and Lions play the best rugby cause they like and respect their coach.
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@Coachdivvy
Not Peter de Villiers
8 years
If you pick an EP Kings coach as the backline coach then you will get EP King type of results. #Rugby101
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Not Peter de Villiers
7 years
The 2023 World Cup will be most probably held in South Africa. Can someone organize Jacob Zuma a Springbok jersey? Inmates are allowed to have one casual wear item in prison. #DreamsComeTrue
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@Coachdivvy
Not Peter de Villiers
9 years
Craig Joubert shocking penalty call in dying minutes. He caused Scotland the match.
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@Coachdivvy
Not Peter de Villiers
6 years
Thank you RG Snyman for passing to Aphiwe Dyantyi. You have done your part for land reform. We will not come for your land now. #Restitution
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Not Peter de Villiers
7 years
Faf du Plessis will hopefully pass matric next year and make smarter decisions. Who bat’s first on a bowlers pitch? Did they play rock, paper scissors to decide? #SAvsInd
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@Coachdivvy
Not Peter de Villiers
6 years
Like sandpaper through an hour glass, so are the days of Australians lives.
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@Coachdivvy
Not Peter de Villiers
6 years
Congratulations to the All Blacks for winning the Rugby Championship. Well deserved.
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Not Peter de Villiers
7 years
What’s he point of having a centre that can bench 100kg but can’t defend or read space on the field?
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Not Peter de Villiers
8 years
Do you remember me? Winning in New Zealand?
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Not Peter de Villiers
3 years
So no yellow card for shoulder charging, but a yellow for failing at a intercept? What a way to keep the players safe. #AUSvsRSA
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Not Peter de Villiers
8 years
So you still want to tell me de Allende is better than Ruan Janse van Rensburg? We have no magic at 12
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Not Peter de Villiers
8 years
Its all about coaching and management. Eddie Jones took a crap England side and look at them now. This is not a transformation issue.
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8 years
Retweet if you think Malcolm Marx is better than Adriaan Strauss. #SpringbokHooker
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Not Peter de Villiers
3 years
Warren is Gatland getting ready to make his video tomorrow morning.
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@Coachdivvy
Not Peter de Villiers
6 years
All I’m saying is that I’ve never lost a match against Argentina. #TheGoodOldDays
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@Coachdivvy
Not Peter de Villiers
1 year
Blame the bomb squad, blame the ref, blame your mother in law, blame who you want…but we did miss 3 penalties and a conversion kick….final score could have been 19-13 for us. #SSRugby
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@Coachdivvy
Not Peter de Villiers
7 years
Congrats to Victor Matfield who is the new forwards coach of the Lions. He will coach, then retire, coach again and the retire once more.
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@Coachdivvy
Not Peter de Villiers
8 years
The second half is better because its a different team. The first half was played by the Stormers and the second half by The Lions.
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Not Peter de Villiers
7 years
Allister is obsessed with size. Calling Duane instead of Kwagga Smith confirms that. Picking the biggest players is so 2002. Half of the NZ backline won’t even make Allister’s team cause of size.
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@Coachdivvy
Not Peter de Villiers
11 months
Hello sunshine - your team missed two kicks, that is why you lost. Not Sam Cane being sent off.🇿🇦🍻
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Oops, you missed one #NZLvRSA
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@Coachdivvy
Not Peter de Villiers
6 years
I don’t understand calling up Flo Low when you have Kwagga Smith playing the best rugby of his life so far.
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@Coachdivvy
Not Peter de Villiers
7 years
Only Earl Rose can save us now
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Not Peter de Villiers
6 years
Spare a thought for Owen Farrel this morning. He needs to somehow wrap and check this gift in at the airport today.
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6 years
When you know you need to resign but you really need the cash
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Not Peter de Villiers
9 years
Here's all the money the ANC spent....that could have been used for education. #FeesMustFall #ANCMustFall
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Not Peter de Villiers
7 years
BREAKING NEWS: Bafana Bafana will be part of the Soccer World Cup in 2079 when it will be hosted in South Africa again. #KeNako #ExcitingTimes #ProudlySouthAfrican
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Not Peter de Villiers
9 years
Remeber in 2007 SARU refused to give Eddie Jones a Springbok blazer to make him part or the team. Well, revenge is sweet.
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Not Peter de Villiers
7 years
SARU has downgraded the Bulls rugby to junk status. #SSRugby
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Not Peter de Villiers
8 years
If the All Black hooker was south african he would have been the best centre in our country.
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Not Peter de Villiers
7 years
I’m moving to Zimbabwe and let me just say that I got compensated with a few farms so if there’s any farmes out there that want or need land, let me know. I got your back. #ZimPauseEngage
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Not Peter de Villiers
6 years
Why did Rassie bring on the whole bench at 60min? It’s The All Blacks, not Argentina
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Not Peter de Villiers
2 years
So Sbu Nkosi has been missing for the past 3 weeks. Police have been notified. Bulls don’t really want to say anything about the situation and family and girlfriend don’t know anything either. Anyone have more info on the situation?
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8 years
Johan Ackerman be like... #loverugby
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Not Peter de Villiers
6 years
We won the All Blacks and Nigel Owens.
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6 years
Whats the point of having world class wingers when your centre(De Allende) wont pass to them. His whole gameplan is to screw up the momentum
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Not Peter de Villiers
7 years
For those of you who want an autograph and a picture with Allister Coetzee, he will be arriving at OR Thambo tomorrow at 17:00.
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Not Peter de Villiers
7 years
I don’t care about Mugabe, can we please get an update on Makhaya Ntini please! Is he okay and safe in #Zimbabwe ?
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@Coachdivvy
Not Peter de Villiers
8 years
It looks like The Proteas are dropping the hottest rap album of the summer with this photo.
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Not Peter de Villiers
8 years
I think it would be wise to remove the"loverugby" hashtag now SARU. Sincerely everyone.
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Not Peter de Villiers
7 years
We are missing Ross Cronje today....and 14 other better players
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7 years
Pollard needs to be at 12, Venter at 13 and Robert du Preez at 10. You are welcome Allister #FreeConsulting
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Not Peter de Villiers
9 years
Do you guys remember when we beat NZ in NZ when I was still coaching. That was a good day wasn't it. I was so good at everything.
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Not Peter de Villiers
8 years
Here is Cecil Afrika with the guy that lost his girl in 10 days and that also bought all those clubs on Dallas.
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9 years
The saddest part is that we played amazing. But great players cant win a game with a terrible game plan. What was the plan even? #RWC2015
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8 years
The fact that Coetzee won't play Mbonambi and Paige shows that he sees them as quota players and not good enough to play more.
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8 years
This is what happens when you sit with the best players in the world not being coached and managed by the best in the world. #Rugby101
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9 years
Eddie Jones be like.... #RWC2015 http://t.co/Zk9SeAWUjD
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Not Peter de Villiers
6 years
I just received an amazing offer to go and coach the national rugby team of Wakanda. I have always been passionate about developing rugby in new countries. Anyone been to Wakanda that can share some stories about their time there?
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Not Peter de Villiers
7 years
I wonder who would be a great 13 and can kick 60m penalties and currently plays in France....Allister has the easiest decisions to make but he sticks with his arrogance #FransSteyn
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Not Peter de Villiers
6 years
When you don’t know the lyrics to your own anthem
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8 years
NZ don't have better players than us. They have better coaches. We are being out-coached here, not out-played.
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6 years
Springboks are giving penalties away like its land
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Not Peter de Villiers
13 years
The bench players won the game for us, but I picked them so technically I won the game for us. #justsaying
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7 years
Francois Venter is 10000 times better than De Allende at least
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8 years
You need the best of the best in the Springbok camp, not just the players. If there are no EP Kings players then why pick the coach?
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5 years
I just mailed my CV to the Australian Rugby Union. I might be over qualified but lets see what they say. Hopefully I will see you guys at the next World Cup. Ps. I’m bringing back Tiaan Strauss!
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@Coachdivvy
Not Peter de Villiers
6 years
Rugby facts: Mbonambi is faster than Elton Jantjies.
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6 years
Willie le Roux scores as Allister Coetzee tries to remember why he did not pick him at 15
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6 years
Elton Jantjies’ haircut is called “The Offside” - because everything on the one side is off #TheOffside
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5 years
Frans Steyn looking at Willie le Roux play
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7 years
So far The All Blacks Rhule
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Not Peter de Villiers
8 years
I love this new Springbok Olympics ad, but what is Lood packing in his pants? Is that Bakkies Botha in there?
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Not Peter de Villiers
7 years
Well this is an awkward sponsor on the Blitzbokke jersey.... #Steinhoff
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7 years
What did Allister Coetzee say to the team at halftime yesterday because they played worse in the second half.
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6 years
Indon’t understand our consistency. Why can’t we play like this every game? Why are we so bipolar with the way we play
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8 years
What the Springbok squad need is 10 minutes in a disabled toilet. Maybe that will help get the passion back! #LoveRugby
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5 years
Can we have a moment of silence for Willie le Roux and his family for the tragic loss of his game. #RSAvWAL
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6 years
You know you are loving your afrikaans players when you replace a player with the surname “Paige” with a player with the surname “Papier” #LetsTurnThePaige #Bulls
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