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@CleoTolstoy
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2 months
Clay Tolstoy’s Law of Eternal Return: there is a finite amount memes to be made, only so many collections of words, in so many languages, against so many images in the infinity of space and time - that all memes shall become real, eventually. Have happened & will happen again.
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GLOBOHOMO: "It's in our national security interests to stand up for LGBTQI+ individuals around the world."
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@kyylien Sorry an unattractive man got excited and tried relating to you over a common interest. Oh what a world.
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@samah_fadil “As someone who plays a lesbian journalist…” Oh, well by all means, you’re certainly an authority on geo-politics. Do go on.
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@KeithWoodsYT Headlines: “He was an Irish Citizen!” Factual but not honest. You think you hate journalists enough, but you don’t.
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@hartgoat Those poor employees are not paid enough.
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@TheQuartering Bad look, brother. This is not an argument.
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@unlimited_ls This woman is following them around the store with the murder weapon in hand. There was nothing “random” about this.
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@ighaworth Probably shouldn’t’ve bombed all thos churches and displaced all those Palestinian Christians then, huh?
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@MorganJerkins @djvlad @Princeton Right, right, right, you’re a racist, we get it. The question is - are you this racist in your classroom?
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The great Ed Piskor has killed himself. Congratulations go out to Molly Dwyer, Marcie Cipriani, Pittsburgh’s WTAE, Daryl “kill shot” Ayo, Alex Decampi, JB Roe, Molly Wright, Evan Dorkin and so many others. Enjoy your scalp. To his family & friends, I’m so sorry.
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@ThatUmbrella I’d like to wish @WTAE and @MCipriani_WTAE a congratulations on their scalp. Question about the follow-up story: will you be including yourselves in the story about his suicide? What are chances that your harassing and doxing of his parents played in his suicide?
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@gummibear737 @ComicDaveSmith ‘Hide behind a live public event’
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@ryxcommar No one can defeat the QUAD LAZER.
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@ThatUmbrella I’d like to wish @WTAE and @MCipriani_WTAE a congratulations on their scalp. Question about the follow-up story: will you be including yourselves in the story about his suicide? What are chances that your harassing and doxing of his parents played in his suicide?
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@ComicDaveSmith You could not have a worse teammate.
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@CityLab @Luisa_Godinez_P @BrianDSmedley Access to white people is not a human right.
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@jordanbpeterson Doctor, this is how the legacy media would mock ‘Jordan Peterson fans’ only five years ago.
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@LivingDadJoke “It infuriated me.” What a chick.
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@unlimited_ls So no one - neither patron or employee - wanted to address the woman walking around with a large knife? Too scared to being called racist I guess.
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@navyhato Many of the countries on this map are showing the year they started voting altogether. Perhaps your issue is not with women, but rather democracy itself.
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@cbouzy We’re not not going to play pretend with you.
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@Babygravy9 “Houston, we have a problem.” “This is Houston, what’s your problem?” “If you actually cared, you wouldn’t have to ask.”
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@AFpost They don’t want Vivek saying anything else.
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@bunno333_ Access to white people is not a human right.
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@Rh20077 @wayotworld Annoyance is well within my rights.
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@JoeyMannarinoUS @RobertKennedyJr And he did nothing about it. The point is: he was the sitting president while the greatest infringements on American liberties ever occurred.
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@Cernovich “Foreign aid is taking money from the poor people of a rich country and giving it to the rich people of a poor country.” - Ron Paul
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@Sargon_of_Akkad So strange, that everyone in the world wants to live with us if we’re so violent.
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@AbigailShrier Siri… when did Spain’s renaissance begin?
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@TheEcho13 *Man says he needs some space to think* “He threw a fit…” Gee, why don’t men open up more.
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@whstancil - The internet gets inundated with videos of violent, hateful black people assaulting innocents, verifying the crime statistics that are not reflected in film and TV. - The explicitly targeted races react with fear and disdain. Stancil: Pikachu face.
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@RealDianeYap High trust > Low trust
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@samah_fadil Yeah but she plays a lesbian on a mediocre streaming show, so.
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@9mm_smg Gesticulating?! I can’t believe it! Hey everybody, This man was gesticulating!
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@iamyesyouareno “First firefighter to be killed in the line of duty in Appleton in 86 years.” Huh. I wonder what changed in those eighty-six years…
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@TheCinesthetic @themonthVI James Gunn’s The Suicide Squad
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@hartgoat Bless his heart, he’s over the target. While the activist class will sing of a utopia when whites are a minority in the west, how do they foresee their world when they no longer can swing the cudgel of white guilt?
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@Nairametrics Don’t do it! This is how it starts! There will be no civilizations left.
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@shoe0nhead I’m literally shaking.
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@WallStreetSilv Marriages as aristocratic mergers are still very much a thing. Most of us just aren’t in a caste to understand the how’s and why’s of them.
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@iamyesyouareno “Where you get the Berlin Wall and everything!”
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@FearedBuck *marraige opens* Set your watch. 3…2…
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@navyhato An apology usually comes before forgiveness.
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@machineiv A low trust civilization is not a failure of capitalism.
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@MarkRPellegrino Quite a provocative title for a video without a complete sentence.
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@WasteOfIxesha @twatterbaas @endwokepigs What’s the plan once all the white farmers are gone?
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@GovTimWalz So creepy. You are a stranger. You do not know these children, let alone are you able to “love” them.
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@RikiSleepy @seanonolennon Time to put the phone down for a while.
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@The_Real_Fly Not a single stop drop and roll?
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@troggy6 @GenericMidwest @AindriuJ Absolutely not. You’ve got to be trolling.
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@EWErickson “pro-hamas”
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@Mike_Pence As a Christian and a politician, how do you feel about forcing American Christians to pay for the bombing of Christians and churches?
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@BloodyRedBaron Correct. It was her idea.
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@ElijahSchaffer @AlphaOrthodox Love how they community note with Wikipedia as their source while we all have the primary source on our bookshelves.
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@screentime The anti-midas touch of Sweet Baby.
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@718Tv Smeagolling
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@nicholadrummond “Good,” he says. Question: did you say, “good,” when Boris Johnson convinced Zelenskyy to throw all the men in his country into the war machine’s meat grinder?
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@Babygravy9 What’s wrong with it?
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@iocmedia We know what a lie looks like.
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@gloria_purvis So Black people heard the N word when Joe Biden explicitly said he was picking Harris because she was a black woman?
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@uncledoomer Can one have “mild” BPD?
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@the_posts @moicanoufc Let’s GOOOOOOOO!!! I like MMA now! Huge, huge fan! Nobody likes MMA more than me. My favorite fighter is @moicanoufc
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@unlimited_ls There is no fixing this. Don’t let your guard down.
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@ExcclesiaLatin Heavenly Father, help me… Watching that smile leave that poor girls face hurts my heart.
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@EthanVanSciver Congrats @WTAE on your story getting such a juicy update! Question: will you be on his parents front porch with a microphone to get a good shot of them mourning?
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@Wario64 Sweet baby detected.
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@EthanVanSciver You think you hate journalists enough but you don’t.
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@hartgoat God bless her.
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@groove_sdc I see a couple of stark differences. 1. Trigger discipline. 2. Muzzle discipline. 3. Gang signs.
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@unlimited_ls Pft. Here’s another one of these young “mediocre white men” I keep hearing about.
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@MomsPostingLs “Overreacting”
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@unlimited_ls Is this what @ibramxk is talking about when writing of the unreasonable and unfair expectations white culture imposes on black people? I recall the brilliant philosopher-activists from the Summer of Love chasing an animal, shouting that only whyte people care about animals…
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@bjgunner Sorry you’re so confused. Ireland has a rich history of defending itself from invaders for all sorts of reasons. Reading up on that will Probably help you with your confusion.
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@TRHLofficial So did they make orphans or abortions? I’m confused.
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@terMaatMike @chefbryon_f By 2:30 AM? What a weird deadline. You’re on your phone right now, you can’t just fix the typo? You’re going to be the VP of the USA and you need a team of people to fix a typo?
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@esaagar I’m no fan of Harris, but taking the bar exam twice, passing after dusting yourself off and trying again, impresses me, if anything. This is no L.
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@bunno333_ Redlining was committed by bankers regarding lending. Roughly 80% of citizens in redlined districts have been white. Lastly, usury is a sin. I will never expect money-lenders to behave admirably.
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@davidharsanyi “The right” 🙄 Where, oh where, did Dave Smith ever say October 7th was an inside job by nefarious Jews?
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@DietsPollos @WASHREDSKlNS Your magic is no good here.
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@JohnLeFevre Bro, none of this is hot gossip. This reads like a guy finally read a Jane Austen novel and got offended.
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@ElijahSchaffer That’s the “+” they keep talking about.
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@EricJohnArt @ComicDaveSmith @benshapiro @TuckerCarlson “I don’t know what to make of that…” That’s quite the tell. He’s betraying how little thought or effort he puts into his opponents values or principles. You should. You should ‘make of it,’ before speaking on it. Otherwise, it’s quite a boring way to go about things.
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@davidaxelrod No way! I’m ridin with biden, all the way! Let’s GOOO!
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@tammybaldwin Right, you’re a ruler. So his point is made.
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@VivekGRamaswamy Also Van Jones:
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@Mediaite What’s hate speech?
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@MagicBelle1 The parents, the news anchors, police and security all scratching their heads asking, “Why?” We are not a serious people.
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@eddsmitty To the white racist parents of America: These are your children. You may not have given birth to them but they are yours. They are your racism. (As well as your degeneracy, foolishness, and all around drain on society.)
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Videos show white people being brutally beaten in Minneapolis. One white man was robbed, hit with a potted plant, stripped of his pants and run over by a bicycle. Anyone want to take a wild guess why this is not on the national news? Anyone want to know why Al Sharpton and the
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@LiamThorpECHO “Those who died.” It wasn’t a hurricane, Liam.
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@UltraDane But there’s so many different options on Grubhub!
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@JFGariepy I do keep thinking about that "Let him be destroyed in the comments and Community Notes." line. Pretty funny right now.
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@LucasHoltz__ Funny. Can’t help but notice you’re not addressing her claim that your candidate SUCKS. If the election is as important as you say, wouldn’t you want to put forward a great philosopher king or queen to win the election? In the very least how about a message?
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@MrMekzy_ “Foreign aid is taking money from the poor people of a rich country and giving it to the rich people of a poor country.” - Ron Paul
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@MikhailaFuller @SamParkerSenate @NickJFuentes @KeithWoodsYT @Gentilenewsnet where is this “Nazi content” I keep hearing so much about?
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@whstancil “These people have NO PLACE in our governing institutions or civic forums.” How democratic of you. 😏
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@VivekGRamaswamy Also Van Jones:
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@AliceCuriouser2 @TheQuartering The Venn diagram overlaps hard, tho.
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