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5 years

how I’m tryna be in 2020

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4 years

every LA Cool Girl hair account: “gave this babe a messy shag to take off some length and weight and add layers and texture to a grown out french bob which was a grown out pixie. it really brings out her eyes! thanks for trusting me with your hair, goddess! xoxo”

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anyone in LA in the market for a kitten? my friend took in a stray who turned out to be pregnant 😅

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3 years

@SaraQDavid someday I’ll get it together to buy this

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5 years

I love how many older gay male couples are in the @duolingo stories! it’s almost like the owl knows I’m going to visit my dad and stepdad in Mexico

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8 years

me: go to sleep, you have to wake up at 5am brain: but first you have to spend half an hour looking up all the other tweets in this format

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3 years

@guardian But he chose the name Francis in honor of St. Francis of Assisi who loved animals and didn’t have kids. 🤔

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6 years

born-and-raised new yorkers: "ugh transplants suck" also born-and-raised new yorkers: "I moved to LA six months ago and now I know everything about LA"

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5 years

@beauty2streetz I’m a manicurist based in LA & I want to help...volunteer apps are closed on your site but I’d love to be added to the waitlist please :)

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8 years

Did some ombré coral nails for @MaraWilson before her book release show! #WhereAmINow

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2 years

people call Miss Piggy jealous and crazy but HE MADE HER THAT WAY

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2 years

imagine having this kind of crazy off-the-charts sexual chemistry with everyone you meet

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8 years

When you're in Times Square trying to celebrate victory over Japan and some fool kisses you against your will

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3 years

💉 2 weeks after that second dose 💉

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6 years

when you feel dead inside but also want to look cute

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5 years

Somehow (imperfectly, 1 day @ a time) I've made it to 10 years sober. I wouldn't trade it for all the whiskey &pills in the world. My worst days sober are better than my best days drunk. If yr suffering & think there's no solution, I'm here to tell you there's hope & yr not alone

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2 years

REAL QUICK BEFORE THIS GOES DOWN I NEED A LITERARY AGENT

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6 years

I quit alcohol & drugs 9 years ago today. These pics look fun but my life was sad & small & lonely & I was slowly killing myself. It's not perfect now but my worst days sober are better than my best days drunk. If you're struggling please reach out. You don't have to go it alone.

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6 years

finally, a revelation of British gay sex that's not brought to us by JK Rowling!

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7 years

Who wore it best?

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3 years

what’s a gabaghoul to a gabagoblin

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8 years

me: "is this pic approved?" @alliehaze : "my butthole's on the internet, it's fine!" #AVN2017

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4 years

Putting this here: LA is not just crystals and green juice. These are the byproducts of gentrification which displaces working class communities of color throughout the city. There are nearly 70K unhoused people in LA. Check out @StreetWatchLA for more information. ps fuck ICE

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4 years

hey pssst... don’t relapse over this shit!

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6 years

for a wonderful what now?

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3 years

happy “the very next day” to you despicable bastards who celebrate the regifting of hearts

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3 years

Kate “Acid Burn” Libby

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6 years

Personal news: overjoyed to start an "unsexy" (their words) office job today bc after all these years of "artistic freedom" I'm looking forward to stability, health insurance, and not panicking about rent every month. Here's to fixing my cracked phone screen in about two weeks!

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6 years

#Hamiltoe won best soundtrack @avnawards ::little girl from shake n bake ad voice:: and I helped! #AVNAwards thank you @Wood_Rocket for the opportunity ♥️🏆

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3 years

being 40 is my whole personality now

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6 years

my four-year-old niece just called a rosary a "Jesus charger" 😂

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8 years

Look at this incredible photo @YoEaves took at the #BlackLivesMatter protest march in NYC today.

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7 years

Look y'all, it's Bring *IT* On 😂🤡🎈

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7 years

My sister, my dog and I were Bring It On Again: Georgie Needs A Spirit Stick

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4 years

fuck it, Buster Keaton with a puppy in his pocket

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8 years

Thank you, Tim Kaine. Together we can make dad jokes great again.

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6 years

got a new sponsor! she has 35 years sober and owns a crystal shop and I've officially reached peak LA 🙏🏼

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6 years

why do villains always have such fabulous gloves :(

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5 years

corporate existence is saying "happy Friday!" and "TGIF!" and on Monday "how was your weekend?" "too short!" "I know!!" forever until your retirement party when they give you an edible arrangement

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4 years

@lichengoddess_ @rafagrassetti That sign says “Justice for George” but it should say “Attention for Me”

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7 years

hbd angelina thanks for letting me know i wasn't straight when i was a kid

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8 years

I hope that if I die my friends celebrate me as hard as A$AP Mob does Yams 🙏🏽

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6 years

what even

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3 years

aaaahh I just gave her so much money then she took my phone to “look something up” on YouTube and posted from all my accounts like yo I would have done it for free ????

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2 years

I’m not slacking off, I’m microdosing work

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7 years

Yung IUD

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5 years

I turned 18 twenty years ago today :)

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3 years

Panettone Color of the Year

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8 years

Twirling on haters like

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7 years

Good morning to everyone except the white women who are still voting republican

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2 years

I JUST FINISHED THE FIRST DRAFT OF A PILOT!!!

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8 years

inspired today to: age as a woman write sharpen my wit embrace my mental illness and my addictions and my not-skinny body #ripcf

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6 years

Congrats to the @Wood_Rocket gang for the four (4) wins tonight at @avnawards !!!! Honored to be part of this weird and wonderful family🏆

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3 years

Whose land are you on?

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2 years

thank you @1future for representing for the #ADHD community

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7 years

dudes: "how do I ally?" women:

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4 years

Babyspice666 and Diper911 say Happy Halloween fool!!! 👯‍♀️💔🎭🌈 #Pen15 @pen15show

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8 years

If you can't handle me at my Virginia Woolf, you don't deserve me at my Jesus Christ

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1 year

what it was like, what happened, what it’s like now. grateful for my 14 years of sobriety today! if you’re struggling you don’t have to go it alone, there is hope! ❤️‍🔥

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hey I have 15 years clean and sober from alcohol and drugs today!!! if you’re struggling you don’t have to go it alone ♥️

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9 years

My sexual orientation is "non-practicing slut"

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5 years

instagram vs. reality

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8 years

WE OUT HERE @WomensMarchLV @undeux #WomensMarch

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8 years

MAY THE FORREST BE WITH YOU #RogueOne

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7 years

when your crush has no social media accounts

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5 years

closest I’ve been to viral in a few years 😊 hire me for #voiceover jobs! and don’t forget: Black lives matter, trans lives matter, sex work is work, no human being is illegal, register to vote, recycle, plant a tree, eat the rich

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4 years

In appreciation of women who didn’t have children for whatever reason that some of you might still call “MOTHER!!!”

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6 years

I made @undeux and @Vuko__ recreate the #AVNAward statuette

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6 years

me during sex: hurt me them: you're not going to be any good at this tweet format because no one is and it was funny maybe twice me: you're right, let's do anal

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7 years

I eat potato chips like some people smoke cigarettes: openly on the street several times a day with zero regard for the health risks

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6 years

on Audrey Hepburn's birthday, a reminder that Holly Golightly was a queer sex worker

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6 years

my best friend is getting married today

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7 years

So ready for @ClawsTNT and to play with all this #nailswag ! 💅🏽🌴💎💄💵

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7 years

Never thought that I would make it this far, but dreams do come true! Watch #Hamiltoe now on @Wood_Rocket and @Pornhub !

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8 years

I want LaCroix vs Polar to go down like 90s rap beef

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4 years

I’m 11 years sober today 🙂 here’s a video I made about sobriety in a time of zoom

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6 years

sisters are doin it for themselves

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5 years

I got hired permanently at the place where I’ve been temping! For 30%+ more money! And we are going to have half day Fridays/bring your dog Fridays all year round! Feels good to be valued and actually like where I work 😊

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5 years

okay it didn't happen, back to the orphanage, looking for work in LA or remote! I do all sorts of shit!

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4 years

This is now on Instagram if you angels want to disseminate it there or tag your favorite juice and yoga and crystal spot 🙏🏼

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6 years

these 90s airbrushed beach t-shirt lookin ass skies I swear to god

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8 years

"Let this be the last time you are surprised by the prevalence of virulent hatred in this country." Read this entire thread.

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I woke up out of my dead sleep an hour ago. I knew Trump won before I went to bed. I just thought I might have a full nights sleep first

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5 years

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6 years

hold the item in your hand and ask yourself: "does my dislike of Marie Kondo contain any racism?"

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3 years

Mothman spotting

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9 years

Suggested catcall retort: "ARE YOU READY FOR THE RESPONSIBILITY OF FATHERHOOD?"

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4 years

what is: a real one?

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5 years

I was reborn as a witch 🔮🕯♥️🔪

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7 years

Today I celebrate 8 years clean & sober. If you're struggling, you are not alone. If my crazy ass can do it, anyone can. I'm here for you.

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1 year

Every time I hear Dr. Dre say, “cuz I been in the lab, with a pen and a pad, tryna get this damn label off” this is what I picture:

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7 years

You'll never hear the words "not all men" cross my lips in earnest but look at this guy saving a bunny from the fires 😭

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8 years

forever mood

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4 years

this is my wine cellar

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6 years

ig down, fucked around and checked my credit score

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7 years

Happy birthday, Mother. Thank you for showing this misfit '90s teenager that there were other ways to be expressive, emotional, sexual, powerful, alive.