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@Vuko__

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Human being. Saiyan pride. Writer for @Wood_Rocket 🚀 (Golden GILFS, Friends With Benefits, The Dopest Place)

Las Vegas
Joined February 2009
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@Vuko__
Vuko
6 years
Reason number 7,654 that I need to go to Japan before I die.
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5 years
My baby is here and she’s perfect and I never knew I could ever love anything so much 🥰
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6 years
I wanted to tell my parents before I told twitter and I told them yesterday so: I’m pregnant! About a 6 weeks along and let me just say that morning sickness is no joke, man 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢
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6 years
A Cowboy Bebop parody called Reverse Cowgirl Bebop
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@Vuko__
Vuko
4 years
“Whoa, that guy stabbed you? Well I’ve hung out with him before and he never stabbed me so you must be lying.” See how silly that sounds?
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1 year
@FleshMechanic19 Dude. So many guys follow you and see what you say so maybe just admit that what you said came across as insensitive and a little tone deaf instead of doubling down and making it look like women are to blame or dramatic for their fear/dislike of some men.
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4 years
Just found out the hot guy I used to work with thinks masks “take away our freedom” so he will no longer be in my roster of hot men I fantasize about when I jerk off.
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@Vuko__
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2 years
I wanna make a horror movie where a guy stalks a girl and breaks into her house only to find out the girl is a serial killer and she fucks him up.
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5 years
I’m editing a cam show video of @undeux eating ramen out of a giant martini glass. How’s your day going?
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Vuko
5 years
Remember in Casino when the crime bosses all showed up at court with oxygen tanks and canes so that the judge would take pity on them?
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5 years
WATCH: Harvey Weinstein arrives at a New York City courthouse for the start of his rape and sexual assault trial that could send him to prison for the rest of his life
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5 years
In the hospital waiting for this baby to come out and Road House is on tv. This is the kind of motivation I need right now: “pain don’t hurt”
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6 years
Just found out my boyfriend has never seen an episode of Darkwing Duck and I almost broke up with him.
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7 years
Can we also talk about the fact that I was sexually harassed on a regular basis at my “professional” office job but in the two years I’ve been in the adult industry I haven’t been sexually harassed at all not even remotely 🤔 interesting, isn’t it.
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5 years
Doctor said the baby could come any day now so I’m packing up my hospital bag 💖
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