Sir Ichịẹ Strauss 🦜 🦕 @CivilisedParrot Twitter profile

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Sir Ichịẹ Strauss 🦜 🦕

2 years

In Everything , Men Please “Pray For A Good Woman”. Women, Pray For A Man That Respects , Loves And Opens Up To You Sincerely. Because Forever Is A Long Time With The Opposite.

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Sir Ichịẹ Strauss 🦜 🦕

@CivilisedParrot

8 months

What Did Bola Ahmed Tinubu Really Tell You Guys That Convinced Y’all Enough To Make Him Nigerian President ?

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Sir Ichịẹ Strauss 🦜 🦕

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2 years

Shola Exposed A Lot Of Peoples Insecurities.

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2 years

You Say Shola Is Not Matured. Shola Is A Small Boy… Shola Needs Love Shola This & That Then Shola Blocks You, You Screenshot It And Start Running Mad On Your Timeline. But He Blocked You And Kept It Moving, No Word Said. So Tell Me, Who Is The Matured Person Now ? 😂😂🥺

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4 years

@aproko_doctor God Bless Your Home Bro! You Made A Move And The Rest Is History. Ladies, I Pray The Next Or Current Man In Your Life Shouldn’t Be A Time Waster. May He Take That Giant Leap Before The End Of May Or May God Swiftly Show Him The Exit Door Of Your Heart. Say Amen 🙏 Someone.

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2 years

@aproko_doctor This Is A Very Healthy Advert. Someone Who Isn’t Just Liking And Retweeting Your Tweets But Someone Who Has Added It To The Core Values Of Their Business And Everyday Life. Nice Touch.

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Sir Ichịẹ Strauss 🦜 🦕

@CivilisedParrot

4 years

@aproko_doctor Who Remembers This Song That Year ?

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1 year

Nwokem, Imaruo Ònye Mbụ. Have You Ever Wondered Why They Call Me “Nnaanyi Sacrifice"

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Sir Ichịẹ Strauss 🦜 🦕

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2 years

As A Father (A Healthy Father)… If I Fail To Provide For And Protect My Daughter To The Extent That She Has To Depend On Another Man To Shoulder Her Responsibilities, Then Y’all Should Know I Am An Irresponsible & Useless Father! I Have Failed Myself And Failed My Daughter.

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2 years

@LindokuhleMboma Bro.. I Don’t Know You But If Truly She Subbed You Which I Believe You’re The One (Except She Was Cheating 😒😒) And She’s The One Who Wrote All Of These… Keep Your Head Up & Never Compromise. You’re A King And This Human Don’t Deserve You! Focus On Yourself Like You Said Here

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2 years

@jayythedope “If You Don’t Stop Associating With That Your Friend, I’ll Walk Away”. He Was And Still Is My Childhood Friend Till Date. She Walked And Years Later When Boys Became Men, She Turned Back Up. Strauss Never Goes Back To It’s Reject. Never Ever, Instead Make Snow Fall For Nigeria

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4 years

Dear Parents And Guardians, I Know It’s Difficult For Us To Keep An Eye On The Kids/Tuddlers All The Time So Please Take A Few Moment To Watch This 3 Minutes Video Broken Into 5 Parts. It Will Help You In Case You Find Yourself In This Predicament. Please Retweet To Educate

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3 years

Apparently, Shola Is Attacking Ladies By Telling Men To Stop Being Fathers To Women Whom They’re Not In A Relationship With Just So They Can Bed Them. Shola Is Attacking Ladies By Telling Men To Chase The Bag With Same Energy They Chase Women Who Add No Value To Their Life.

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9 months

@Wizarab10 They All Came And The Wife Didn’t Know Or She Knew ? I Am Thinking, Since They Kept Their Cool, He Is Still Very Much In Active Service With Them.

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4 years

@aproko_doctor I Never For Once Believed It Was Legit. Him Getting Caught However, Was A Shock To Me. I Was Starting To Believe He Was Untouchable. All That Wealth And Splash. Could He Have Gone Unnoticed If He Wasn’t Showing Off? Probably. Did People Get Into Crime Just To Measure Up? Yes!

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Sir Ichịẹ Strauss 🦜 🦕

@CivilisedParrot

2 years

I Never Knew Pregnant Women Don’t Lay On Their Back.

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@CivilisedParrot

2 years

@MrMekzy_ That’s A Big A$$ Bishop Move You Made There And Checkmated Them. Game Over!! Nice One Boss!

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3 years

@jayythedope Don’t Steal ! Don’t Borrow ! Don’t Get Your Hands Dirty ! Just To Please Anyone. They’ll Get Pleased And Free.. You’ll Get Caught And Caged. Then They’ll Move To The Next Finest Things Of Life. Be Guided.

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Sir Ichịẹ Strauss 🦜 🦕

@CivilisedParrot

4 years

@aproko_doctor There’s Nothing To Argue Here. It Is A Full Blown Underrated Abuse. You Can’t Love Someone And Go 24 Hours Without Speaking To Them Especially When Y’all Don’t Live Together. You Can’t Have Issues With Your Partner And Then Request For Space. #Thread

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4 years

@aproko_doctor Me , I’ll Tell The Attendant ... “My Lady Is Paying”. With My Full Chest! This Won’t Come As A Shock To Her Even Because We Must Have Talked About It At Home. I No Get Money No Mean Say.. I No Fit Pay For Food & Drinks. I Just Don’t Have Money To Buy A 2020 Prado. Guys Humble O!

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3 years

RELATIONSHIP FACTS: If Your Boyfriend Can’t Pay Your Bills…., You Need To Find A Job Not Another Boyfriend.

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4 years

@aproko_doctor Non-Stick Pots Are Expensive. They Ain’t Regular!! I Managed To Afford 1 Big One And It’s Been Saving Me Since 1869 As Seen In This Images

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Sir Ichịẹ Strauss 🦜 🦕

@CivilisedParrot

4 years

@aproko_doctor For The Men! Shave Your Pubic Hair. Shave The One In Your Armpit. Shave The One Around Your Butt Hole Too. Then Make Sure Those Boxers Are Removed At The End Of The Day Or After You Get Home From A Very Sweaty Day! Perfumes Doesn’t Mean Your Hygienically Handsome.

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Sir Ichịẹ Strauss 🦜 🦕

@CivilisedParrot

4 years

@aproko_doctor You Mean , You Mean.

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7 months

@Wizarab10 The Tribe With The Greatest Force In Africa. The Tribe They Wish They Were. An Interesting Tribe An Irresistible Tribe

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@CivilisedParrot

4 years

@aproko_doctor Oh Well, Few Years Ago.. Timaya And Phyno Told Him.. They Advised Him.. They Spoke To Him. What Did He Do? He Took To Social Media To Humiliate Them. How Then Did Phyno & Timaya Respond? 👆🏼👆🏼👆🏼 By Doing What They Do Best. E Don Happen Dem Been Tell Egungun

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2 years

@aproko_doctor If “Twitter For iPhone” Makes You Feel Superior, Then You’re Just A “Money Miss Road” Person Who Doesn’t Know How To Stay Humble.

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@CivilisedParrot

4 years

@ProfOsinbajo @ProfOsinbajo Sir, If You Think This Is Just About Police Brutality Then I Am Not Sorry To Let You And The Other Civil Servants Know That Y’all Are ln For A Rude Awakening. The Corruption, Injustice, Favouritism, Bribery Y’all Inflict On The Nigerian Child Is Enough!

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4 years

@aproko_doctor When You’re Close To Your Other Half.. Y’all Share Intimate Things Together, Why Should She Paying Bills Be A Shock To Her ? Is It Me Or The Society That Moulded Me ? Some Men Suffer This Because Of How They Carry Themselves For The Public. You No Get Shishi But Laud Pass Davido

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@CivilisedParrot

4 years

@aproko_doctor This Is Interpol And Not The EFCC We Are Used To. This Guy Is Found Guilty Will Be Gone For A Long Time! How Do They Do It? How Was He Able To Do It For A Long Time? All The Bragging, Showing Off! Damm!!

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4 years

@aproko_doctor However, We Need To Be Very Careful So As Not To Abuse This ‘Go To Person’. It Shouldn’t Be Something You Do Anytime And Every Time. This ‘Go To Person’ Should Only Be Deployed When You Know You’ve Exhausted All Options To Resolve Whatever Lingering Issues Y’all Have.

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5 years

@jsandozr @linluv5 @ChiefLH @angcode_ @kpatriciee Nigerian Local Man Is Flabbergasted

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@CivilisedParrot

2 years

@shugar_mummy_ @ArowojoluTolu No One Is In Your DMs. Relax.

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@CivilisedParrot

4 years

@aproko_doctor Dear Women, Please Listen To My Dr. Brother. “I Love Him , I Love Him.. He Has Done This And That For Me.. We’ve Been Together For 16 Years & Dated For 9 Years” <== Yeah All That Is Sweet But If You Intend Bringing Kids To This World At Any Point, Time To Be Honest Is Now!

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4 years

@aproko_doctor It’s Funny How Bachelors Do This In Their Single Days. Most Especially Whenever Amaka Is Visiting, They Double The Cleaning Effort. But As Soon As Amaka Is Made Wife & Is 3 Weeks In, They Change. God Bless The Rest Of Us That Helps Amakas In Our Lifes For The Rest Of Our LoveLife

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4 years

@aproko_doctor I Can’t Even Stay Mad At Someone I Love And Cherish For So Long. It Kills Me! If I Stop Giving A Damn, Know That I Am Long Gone Emotionally. I Seriously Can’t. Even When They’re Wrong, I Take A Little Break And Then Return To Break Silence By Whatever Means.

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4 years

@aproko_doctor @aproko_doctor Walking Into His Bedroom After Drinking “Nature’s Viagra” If You Know, You Know. 🤐😉

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4 years

@aproko_doctor Social Media Will Ruin You, If You Have No Self Control. Social Media Will Ruin You, If You Live Your Life Trying To Impress People Who Don’t Know You And Most Likely Will Never Ever Meet. Do These Debaters Even Make Use Of The Full Abilities Of The Phone? You’ll Be Shocked.

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4 years

Ladies, Every Man That Walks Into Your Life Knows If He Is Putting A Ring On It Or Just Adding You To His Statistics. #AThread

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4 years

@aproko_doctor As A Father To A 13 Year Old. I Hope And Pray It Doesn’t Happen In Her Teens. I Also Hope It Doesn’t Happen And Leave Her With Regrets. Now “What Would I Do”? At This Point, Nothing Other Than To Talk To Her And Make Sure She Understands What Could Happen If She’s Careless.

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@CivilisedParrot

4 years

@aproko_doctor The Men Who Buy This Cream, I Am Yet To See Any Of Them Come Out To Say It Works! Guys, After 26 Years Your Penis Stops Growing! No Matter What You Do To It, Nada Happens. You See What You Have, Just Learn And Know How To Use It! Else Kunle Will Help You!

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Sir Ichịẹ Strauss 🦜 🦕

@CivilisedParrot

2 years

@NonyeKings @TabriaMajors 😂🤣😂 As If You Even Registered

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@CivilisedParrot

2 years

@jayythedope The Very Day I Start Losing Sleeping Wondering Who Is Messaging Her At 10PM, Is The Day I Tell Myself “You’ve Overstayed Your Welcome Strauss, Time To Hit The Road”.

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@CivilisedParrot

4 years

@aproko_doctor Stop Running In And Out Of Kitchen Opening Fridge After 9PM Like A Displaced Rat 🐀. Endure That Craving And Go To Bed Or Read A Book. Waist Trainers Are Harmful. Slim Tea Doesn’t Work. You Won’t Listen Now Because “You No De Hear Word”

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4 years

@aproko_doctor Make It Your Duty As Two Adults To Resolve Or At Least Come To A Mutual Understanding Before The Sun Sets. Talk About It! Be The Bigger Person Right Or Wrong And Lead The Peace Talk.

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@CivilisedParrot

2 years

@Postsubman Another Man Dey Plant And Nurture En Crops… Na Another Man Go Harvest Am. 😂😂 What You Feel For Your Course Mate Is His Popularity, Car & Coolness. Sha You Don’t Know What Happened After Movies, Cold Stone & Your Virginity ? Guys Don’t Tell Her O.. Let Her Enjoy The Smile.

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@CivilisedParrot

4 years

@aproko_doctor @aproko_doctor You’ve Engineered A New Skill. A Skill Which Lets You Pass Medical Information To The Masses While Same Time Diagnosing A Twat Who Chose Make Public Their Stupidity Behind Their Keyboard 😂 I Love How Consistent You Are Becoming In This Awareness Path. Thank You

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@CivilisedParrot

1 year

You Wanted Full Video.. “I Have Served You People With Everything I Have”

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2 years

@jayythedope Oh He Ignored His Mum And Kid Sisters Right ? A Completely Finished Man.

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4 years

@aproko_doctor Be Good At Your Day Job. Study And Add More Certificates To Your Degree... Apply For That Other Job Or Promotion. God Doesn’t Sleep! When It’s Your Time, You Don’t Need To Shout It Because The World Will Shout It For You! They’ll Blow Your Trumpet For Free.

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1 year

@MrMekzy_ Don’t Pierce It Please. Let Them Be Kids And Tell Them To Be Mindful And Careful.

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4 years

@boy_hench @aproko_doctor @TemiTheStar @SmilekingX I Am Here Wondering How Many Fishes You’ve Caught And Fried. Be Waiting For Aproko To Tell You How Many Patients He Has Attended To. Pant Go Soon Wear You.

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2 years

@ThemanShola I Have Deleted The Number Deleted The Pictures Blocked Her On All Apps Now Off To They Gym To Melt This Energy.

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6 months

@Stormi4Life Spoken Like A Woman With So Much Wisdom And The Ability To Read Body Languages. I Saw That Move Too. Her Friends Even Kept Shouting, “Say Yes”, But She Left Him There To Go Hug Someone “She Hasn’t Seen Since Primary School”. I Pray Bro Gets Gods Intervention On This Step Of His.

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2 years

@Mima_Gift @MaziUce2 Find That Cameraman And Put Him On 2 Months Food & Drink Scholarship!!

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4 years

@aproko_doctor One Olekebasaram From Twitter Will Soon Come And Say “You Just Married And You’re Giving Relationship Advice”. You Talk About Healthcare “One Johnbosco From Atakata Elo...” Will Ask Don’t You Have Real Patients To Attend To. 😂😂😂 We Move

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4 years

@VictorIzi @ChimdiIbeawuchi She Isn’t A Poor Farmer. No Be Every Farmer De Meet Dangote Then Tour The World. She’s A Loaded Farmer Who Could Stand The Shock Of 35 Cows Bounced Cheque. Me, I’ll Still Be Recovering Because Eh.. E Get Why.

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2 years

Ma Young King Is Verified @jayythedope 💥💥💥💥🔥🔥

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4 years

@aproko_doctor Dear Brother, If Authority Is Same As Respect In This Tweet Then Let Me Re-Echo “The Person Didn’t Tell A Lie”. The Person I’ll Marry & The Person Getting Married To Me. We Both Should Have That One Person That We Listen To When We Are Over The Edge. E Get Why.

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4 years

@aproko_doctor I Love Ma Kid. Living And Growing Up In A Society That Forbides The Sort Of Discipline My African Parents Would Give Me If This Was In Their Environment, I’ve Learnt To Mix My Western Lifestyle To My African Breed. This Way, She Knows She Has A Different Dad From Other Dads.

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3 years

Dear Kings, It Is Very Wrong And Unhygienic For You To Wear A Boxer Or Trunk More Than 24 Hours Without Changing It. If You’ve Been Out All Day Sweating, As Soon As You Get Home And Have Your Shower, DO NOT Wear That Stinking Pants Again. Get Something Clean!

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@aproko_doctor Keep Doing What You Do! Keep Reminding Us! Keep Sacrificing Your Cuddling Time For Us You Don’t Know It But Many Of Us Appreciate And You Have Made A Lot Of Impact In Us. Especially From Those Who Don’t Retweet , Like Or Engage In Any Of Your Tweets. They Have Notifications On.

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4 years

@aproko_doctor I Still Don’t Know How People Stay Horny When Their Partner Looks A Sorry State During Makwe. You Can See The Persons Face. You Can Sense Their Body Language And Yet You Just Carry On Humping ? Once You See That Tears, STOP And Ask Why! You Won’t Die, Just Stop! Chill Out!

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4 years

@aproko_doctor Point To Note.. “The Penis That Can Fracture Are The Big Long Ones” The Ones That Makes Her Steal Her Fathers Money For You. He Wasn’t Talking To You Guys With Small Ones. Even If They Do Reverse Elephant 🐘 E Go Still Day As E Dey. Don’t Shoot The Messenger O. I Come In Peace.

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4 years

@aproko_doctor 😂😂😂 They Want To Impress Me! They Don’t Know It’s Their Intelligence And Exposure I Observe

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3 years

@MrMekzy_ 🤣😂🤣 It’s This Same Hyping That Makes A Lot Of Us Lose Focus. Please O… Oyiri Nna Ya.. Odogwu!! Aka Nchawa, Send Her Funds So She Can Escape Her Enemies

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@aproko_doctor I Pity All Of Us Following Okirikiri. 🤣😂 Dude Is Still Angry From Yesterday. @aproko_doctor Off Your Mic 🎤 Please.. Off It. You’re Shouting Too Much! Be Calming Down Small Small

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2 years

@PremuimTech @AfamDeluxo Some Of You Read To Reply Your Pains. Y’all Never Read To Understand. Having A Man Is Not A Reward But You’ve Been Needing A Man Every Now And Then 🙄🙄🙄

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@jayythedope One Day, They’ll Come Out Publicly To Say “Thank You Kings , We Are Sorry For All We Did And Said To Make The Movement/Project Failure”. We Are Sorry. Then We Will Turn And Say, “Go And Sin No More”.

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Believe It Or Not !!! @jayythedope Is Trending Higher Than LUKAKU Out Here In London. Oh Before You Say Anything, He Is Trending For The Right Reasons. The Kings Understand His Project And It Is Here To Stay.

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Shola Said “Kings Focus On Yourself” And These Women Because Of Phone Filter Said, “Why Should Grown Ass Men Be Listening To A Kid”. Here Are These Same Grown Ass "Educated Wiser" Women In MKOs Space Dating Multiple Men. Can’t Even Mention The Name Of The Man They’re Dating.

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@AkwariCharles So You Got Glasses And Took A Picture Next To A Car In The Abroad. Seen. But People Have Stayed Back In Nigeria, Not Because They Cant Leave But Because They Believe In The System. They Make Lime Out Of The Lemons The Nigerian State Gave Them.

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@Seankleann They’re Easily Pleased. Nigerian Twitter & It’s Followers Believe Their Likes/Retweets Puts Money , Fame & Long Life On Your Table If They Do That For You. Even If Your Content Is There To Help Them, They’ll Read & Cram It, Then Move. Selfish Bunch.

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@aproko_doctor Then Last Year December The Beef Was Triggered Again.. But With Timaya This Time. How Did Our Famous Port Harcourt Plantain Seller Respond ? 👇🏼👇🏼

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3 years

@jayythedope When They Chat And Abbreviate. I Don’t Just Get It ! How Do You Abbreviate Words Like ,.. House, Good Morning, Come ??? 😡😡

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2 years

@haroyeun @libra_aff She’s Marketing Both If You Negotiate Best.

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@aproko_doctor I Hope Her Baby Has Enough Data And Quality Phone To Stream That Crapy Song She Shoves On Our Faces When The Time Comes. Because I Won’t Stop Posting My Pets When She Does.

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2 years

@Postsubman Tell Me, Whats More PowerPoint Presentation Than This ? They Should Have Them Graduated With Immediate Alacrity Or Else..

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@aproko_doctor Yeah... I Know. When The Dust Settles 3 Years From Now, Are You Happy With Yourself And Chasing In Or Crying In Room For Wasted Years? Y’all Continue Okay. When You See People Doing Well, You’ll Be Typing “God When” Under Their Celebrations. You Can’t Shame The Shameless 🦜

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@aproko_doctor If You Clock Out After 6PM, The Company Owes You But Will Investigate Why You Left Or Clocked Out Late. If You Can’t Prove To Be Doing Something In The Companies Favour, You’re Only There Wasting Your Time. Can I Add, Clock-Ins Are Done With Fingerprint So You Can’t Cheat!

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@aproko_doctor If You Have A Problem With The Message After Reading This... Then You Have A Problem With The Messenger Because ... What Is Your Problem ? Where’s The Lie In This Compilation And Carefully Thought Out Words Laced With Experience? @aproko_doctor Thank You Boooh

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@CivilisedParrot

3 years

@Postsubman Even Though Your Sexuality Is Confusing.., “A Running Tap Is The Easiest Way To Get Anyone To Pee”. About Expecting Your Girlfriend Or Boyfriend To Not Pee In Shower Is Almost Impossible. Why Don’t You Both Stop Bathing Together Instead Of Out Here Looking For A Cheap Way Out ?

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@CivilisedParrot

4 years

@aproko_doctor I Had To Unfollow Him 2 Years Ago. I Was An Addict To His Page. I Got Tempted Too Much But Who No Fear British Police Can Never Fear Anything. Young Men, Crime Doesn’t Pay. **Anu Na Ta, Echi Bu Nta -Igbo Proverb** You Could Get Away Today But Tomorrow Is Never Guaranteed.

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@CivilisedParrot

2 years

@jayythedope This Applies To The Inferior Men Too Who Trolled And Made Fun Of That. Oh Wait, You Already Addressed Them As “Sis”. Damn!!

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@CivilisedParrot

3 years

@aproko_doctor Seriously.. There Are Guys Who Mount On Their Wife Or Partner After Delivery ? What In The Rabbit 🐇 Men Are These Set Of Animals. Ololololoooooooo 🥺🥺😳This One Shock Me Mehn. I Can’t Even Imagine. What Type Of Useless Conji Is That ?

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@CivilisedParrot

4 years

@aproko_doctor They said, “If You Haven’t Smoked Shisha, You Ain’t A Big Boy Or A Happening Lady”. I Would Have Told You To Stop But Doctor, It’s Your Duty To Help Us All (Smokers And Non Smokers) Live Clean And Healthy.. Sadly, Someone Reading Now Will Be Smoking Shisha During Chelsea’s Game

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@CivilisedParrot

3 years

The Day Shola Earned Ma Max Respect Was The Day He Dropped Evidence Of Airing That Desperate Girl In His WhatsApp. Today Someone Offered To Pay 10K To Edit Screenshots, I Guess To Set Him Up For Drags & Collect 100K. 😂😂 Shola, How Do You Love Your Whisky 🥃 Bro ?

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@CivilisedParrot

4 years

@aproko_doctor You Rather Went On IG And Twitter To Insult Every Tweet That Ain’t In-line With Your Opinion. Humaliating Women About Their Body! And The Rest Of You Ladies, Nothing To Offer Other Than Shaking Your Behind For Who And What Gain? It’s Your Body Right ?

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@CivilisedParrot

4 years

@aproko_doctor Could Take Days But Na... I’ll Get Our Love Back. Two Captains Can Never Sail A Ship. Be The Bigger Person And Broker Peace. It Doesn’t Mean Your Foolish. Talk About The Issue In A Better Well Timed Moment. You Can Never Go Wrong.

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@CivilisedParrot

4 years

@aproko_doctor My Brother! Your Father Is A Wise One! I Miss My Father. What I Have Today, Where I Am Today Was All Self Mentored And Guided. But I Thank God For The Prints He Left In Me Before He Left This Earth. #Thread

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@CivilisedParrot

3 years

@jayythedope And When His Heart Moves , It Has Moved. One Or Two Of Ma Mutuals Needs To See This. Stop Thinking You’re The Only One Entering His Eyes.

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@CivilisedParrot

4 years

@aproko_doctor LMFAO .... Okirikiri But Why !?!! Na Small Play Na Aahan

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@CivilisedParrot

4 years

@aproko_doctor If He Leaves It Unreplied And Moves To Another Topic. 1. He Isn’t Proud Of You. 2. He Is Hiding You. 3. He Doesn’t Like What You Have On. 4. He Is Rude & Unappreciative. #MyThoughts

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@CivilisedParrot

4 years

@aproko_doctor Where’s The Remaining Chat ? Gather Around If You Want To See The Cropped Out Chat.

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@CivilisedParrot

4 years

@aproko_doctor Permit Me To Add That The Best Time To Have This Discussion Is When You Both Are Sure Of Yourselves At The Dating Stag. Don’t Wait Till You Are Married Or When She’s Pregnant Before Having This Talk! Finally Keep To That Decision Or Adjust Should Circumstances Change.

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@CivilisedParrot

2 years

@jayythedope There’s Absolutely No Need For Anyone To Think This Way , Let Alone Carrying Out The Deed. Don’t Do It.

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@CivilisedParrot

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@KCOFLIFE @SheLovesArtemis @DONJAZZY @rihanna So Because He Is Using Android, He Shouldn’t Express Himself. Okay Nneka Onye Iphone, Which Iphone Are You Using?

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@CivilisedParrot

3 years

@jayythedope Many Of Them Are Or Feel Intimidated By Women Who Earn Or Have More Than Them. Men, Dead That Pride And Embrace Your Woman! Let Her Riches And Career Level Motivate You To Do More While You’re In Her Life And Please, Do Not Take Advantage Of That And Start Being A Liability.

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