I was taken to the police station earlier because I was in a heated argument and almost a brawl with this Bally,
He was driving and I was approaching a pedestrian point and he threw a Large banana Peel from his car, so I picked it up and followed him
And threw it in his car, he really got mad and we exchanged words etc and we drove to the police station at least I got to ride a Hyundai Santa FE, very nice car.
Load Shedding has me Listening to ZNBC RADIO 1, ilyashi lyapano isonde. Ati this Guy in Ndola somewhere somewhere stole a motorbike and it turned into a Dog and dragged him back where he got it from 😆 🤣 😂 I can't.
I'm a huge fan of Hip Hop especially BARS.. no matter what I'll spot bars...bro said..
Writing Essays / Riding Eses on the web like Latin Porn. This bar is hard..
@Makanjila_23
I don’t do twitter back and forths boy, I RAP, here’s the attention you wanted, keen on seeing what essay, gif, emojis or “lol” you’re gonna respond with in an attempt save face.
Some Random caller on the Sun FM breakfast show earlier this morning confidently said the Government should put up at aleats 500 Boreholes to pump water into Lake Kariba and that's how we will end load shedding lol 😆 😀 👍 😄 👏 GENIUS
Funny story at my gym yesterday.. this female loads 140KG on a Leg Press machine and pushed.. after she left All the Men went over the machine and pushed 150kgs. Everybody felt intimidated 😅.
⌛🇿🇲KELVIN Extends contract with SINGLE UNITED FC, here we go! Deal in place on three year deal until June 2027.
Exit clause in June 2026 also included.
Travel and medical tests being booked for Sunday.
8 X singles D'or winner
5 X bestie
12 X failed talking stage
My type is;
when I am with a man I want to be submissive, I wanna be like led, I want him to guide me, I don’t wanna be like the woman calling the shots, I want like downtime, like let me be like, submissive you know like just chilling, like I want like a man man.
If Frodo and Sam can go all the way to Mordor to destroy a Ring, You can keep trash in your pocket until you find a Bin... please keep the environment clean.
The Guy that fired me after 3 hours just called me saying there's project I need to work on, he asked where we can meet up and talk and I told me to come at my office.. Lol he's shocked I have an office 😂.. A Kembo like me.
Let's try this.. shall we.
"I'd like to apologise to everyone on Zed X for misleading the masses and most importantly that innocent man I had provoked,its shameful and that's not the person I am,my previous video and caption was not intended on misleading people."
I'm Lamba/Bemba by tribe, I honestly don't expect someone to understand Lamba therefore I use either English, nyanja Bemba because they are official languages of Zambia, so I expect someone to understand if not all them then one. That's just logic. LOZI really want relevance.
Months and months ago, during the Zambia V Ivory Coast game at Levy mwanawasa stadium this Guy asked me to take pictures of him, said its his first time in Ndola and he came all the way from Lusaka to sale those tuma Michopos. His name is John.
The day I buy a car will be the saddest day somehow because Bus Drama is mad..
Bus stops.
Conductor - "Alo madam uleya?"
Madam - "ileya kwisa"
Conductor - " madam bus iloleshye kwisa."
Driver and I - 😂😂😭😭
I went ku RTSA this morning to book for Test drives bluh bluh bluh, and while I was in the waiting line I saw my ex with her boyfriend, awkward they sat across the line I was in, fast forward I left and was driving Toyota Ganda and a car pulled up and offered me a ride,
6 months, no alcohol, no sex, no gap, 50 push ups a day, 5 days a week intensive gym sessions, Daily prayer, 1 page a day of any book, 2ltrs of water a day,.. Who's Down?
It sucks to know you're surrounded by the most loving and kind people but yet just feel soo alone and there's no one to talk to because in their eyes you're a strong fella. Draining
She's definitely right..
Also English is the Official language, followed by Bemba and Nyanja being the most widely spoken.. so if your fellow don't understand Lozi use one of the freaking Official languages ffs 🙄 it's not rocket science.
Lozis are selfish human beings, you will walk into a room of lozi speaking people and the won't GAF that you don't know their language. There i said it
Come beat me shaaaaaaaa
As I was leaving the gym yesterday evening, I met the guy that fired me after 3 hours and his boss, The Boss asked him why I was not part of the brand ambassadors working on Zambia Sugar and Unilever, nigga just went mute.. Let's see how this works out.
If you're going to be a Hater ,at least be creative about it,recycling shade ( say something that's not been said before) and no agenda at all just trying to have a "I'm savage" moment on X, that's pretty sad but anyway it's importantto seek relevance.. lol lady dumb dumb.
Dear Lord, lift me like you have lifted Sancho in the last 5 months.. from Training alone and with u18 to the biggest stage of them all.. Remove me from toxic places and elevate me to near Heights AMEN 🙏
The same way some people treated Yo-Maps is exactly how some ladies here are doing to
@DominicMboo_
they needed a Reason to Crucify him and they saw an opportunity and pouched on it. He articulated very well.
No one believed me, you all said I was attention seeking and making noise for nothing. But here we are...again...in the SAME position. How long will it take for people to realise that us athletes are being exploited?
Mining has never been the major contributor to GDP in Zambia. Mopani mines has been closed for close to 4 years now and we never felt the impact except people in kitwe. The economy of Zambia depends on service industry and the mining only provides foreign currency.