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Christian Greco

@ChristGrec

4 months

BREAKING: Melania spotted after the guilty #verdict . #TrumpTrialThursday

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Christian Greco

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8 months

Republicans getting their “thoughts and prayers” ready. #ChiefsParade

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2 years

Melania on Wednesday morning. #Arrestmas

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Christian Greco

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1 year

@EdKrassen I’m the son of an immigrant. When he came through Ellis Island, our family faced the same wanton xenophobia and racism that Republicans exhibit today. And that was seventy years ago. The more everything changes, the more it stays the same.

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Children of the Corn Flakes #BreitbartCereals

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@krassenstein Republicans believe in ‘small government’ except when it comes to: - Reproductive rights - Libraries - Books - School planning - Marriage - LGBTQ+ equality - Voting - Healthcare - Medication access - Judicial processes - Free speech - Disney - Gender Have I missed anything?

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Bells are ringing in Paris. Fireworks over London. The world’s celebrating with us. 🇺🇸 #BidenHarris2020

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4 years

@yashar BREAKING: Actual footage of Ted Cruz watching his political career collapse on Twitter.

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Christian Greco

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6 years

Matt Damon as a bitter, sniffling, yelling, very guilty Brett Kavanaugh is... ... PERFECT. 😂 #snl @nbcsnl #SNLPremiere

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Christian Greco

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1 year

@krassenstein Biden 2028 🇺🇸

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@EdKrassen The same people telling you gun laws will not stop mass shootings are passing anti-abortion laws to stop abortion.

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4 years

Republicans: YOU CAN’T RUSH THIS Also Republicans: #ImpeachmentDay #AmericaOrTrump

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1 year

BREAKING: Hundreds of kids were found working at McDonald’s in Kentucky & elsewhere. Small children. Actual 10-year-olds working long hours for almost nothing. This is what Republicans like @SarahHuckabee want. Profits matter more than human life to these people.

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1 year

@EdKrassen Cry harder, Republicans

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@krassenstein Whisper Marjorie Taylor Greene’s name three times in front of a mirror. I dare you.

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Christian Greco

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2 years

After the GOP loses tonight, watch Fox News pivot back to Hunter Biden’s laptop faster than Herschel Walker can mumble the words ‘this erection was stolen.’ #GArunoff

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1 year

@krassenstein Whisper Marjorie Taylor Greene’s name 3x in front of a mirror. I dare you.

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Christian Greco

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4 years

HEROES.

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Garbage collectors in Ankara open a library with books rescued from the trash. "The only regret the men have, is that they didn't start collecting sooner."

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Christian Greco

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8 years

Trump's 20% is a new food tax to fund his stupid wall? Listen you human Cheeto-I'm gonna party with Corona & guac the day you're impeached.

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Christian Greco

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1 year

@krassenstein Bobby has been an embarrassment to the Kennedy family for years. Don’t know what happened to him, but it’s pretty sad to watch.

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@krassenstein Bobby has been an embarrassment to the Kennedy family for decades. I don’t know what happened to the guy, but it really is sad to watch.

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Christian Greco

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1 year

@krassenstein BREAKING: Fox is fuuuuuuukked

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1 year

@gtconway3d These two.

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1 year

@PleaseBeGneiss Tell us that girls ignored you in high school without telling us that girls ignored you in high school. 🤡

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1 year

@krassenstein Here’s the best mugshot of all:

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@EdKrassen $787 million. That’s how much Fox News is paying Dominion. Dominion is worth $80M, so this settlement is almost 10x the company’s entire value. Fox knows it’s guilty. They know they lied. This is a stinging rebuke against their brand of libel ‘journalism.’

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1 year

@krassenstein Republicans are groomers.

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1 year

@krassenstein Imagine being a grown adult and getting triggered over a rainbow on a beer can. 🤡

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Christian Greco

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7 months

Sure enough, they’re trolling @GOP Katie Britt’s disastrous SOTU rebuttal on #SNL . Love it. 🤣

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4 years

The only difference between Ron Jeremy and Donald Trump is about 11 inches. #TuesdayThoughts #AllEyesOnKentucky

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8 years

I don’t even wait. I just grab Earth by the peninsula. When you're a star you can do anything. #TrumpNarratesPlanetEarth

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9 months

Can we just have Andra Day and Jon Batiste present every award show? #stripmall #GoldenGlobes

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1 year

@EdKrassen BREAKING: live footage of Trump protests

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1 year

@itsJeffTiedrich Republicans getting their "Thoughts and Prayers" ready

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1 year

@krassenstein BREAKING: Republicans self-destructing

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1 year

@CassyWearsHeels Lizzo LMAO that your body shaming troll backfired. Ratio queen 🤡

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3 years

This is the moment a cop murdered a 13-year-old child. Tell me — does he look threatening to you? #AdamToledo

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Christian Greco

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2 years

BREAKING: Live footage of the Republican Party. #TrumpIndictment

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Christian Greco

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8 years

Jon Stewart is still an American treasure, even with that dead animal on his head. #LSSC @colbertlateshow @StephenAtHome

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1 year

@EdKrassen BREAKING: Dominion just unveiled its legal strategy.

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5 years

John Oliver & Stephen are the odd couple we all need. Every night. Forever. #lssc @colbertlateshow @StephenAtHome

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Christian Greco

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2 years

Republicans: WOMEN ARE TOO EMOTIONAL TO BE PRESIDENT Also Republicans: ( #KevinMcCarthysWeekendPlans )

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Christian Greco

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7 years

Jesus would slash programs for the poor in order to fund tax cuts for the rich. No wait, that's Republicans #WhatWouldMillennialJesusDo

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Christian Greco

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8 years

Trump just resigned. #CalmMeDownIn3Words

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Christian Greco

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2 years

Never seen an #SNL cast break this much during a skit. Classic. #pedropascal

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Christian Greco

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1 year

@CalltoActivism @Victor38061504 The Civil War never really ended. Bigotry has always shaped a minority of Americans, mainly south of the Mason-Dixon.

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1 year

@krassenstein Homosexuality is scary to Republicans.

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Christian Greco

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8 months

Finally. A real musical genius: Joni Mitchell. #Grammys

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1 year

@EdKrassen Ever notice how there’s never any protesters lining the streets when Joe Biden visits a foreign country? 🤔

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4 years

@AOC Between this, and a judge forcing KY polls to stay open past their closing time, the GOP is shitting. a. brick.

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1 year

@ElieNYC This was never about “protesting,” any more than it was about “water fountains” in 1950.

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1 year

@EdKrassen You mean conservatives are groomers? Say it ain’t so.

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1 year

@goldengateblond Tell us girls ignored you in high school without telling us that girls ignored you in high school.

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Christian Greco

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8 years

If Trump can cancel Air Force One upgrades for future presidents, we should be able to cancel a Trump presidency for the future of America.

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4 years

@JoyceWhiteVance @AmazingDouglass Trump’s attorneys lied openly & repeatedly to the Senate. Schoen, van der Veen, and Castor should be disbarred.

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1 year

This is the best cold open #SNL has done all year. Trump interrupting the Last Supper to compare himself to Jesus being persecuted. I’m literally lol. Great job, guys. 🏆

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Christian Greco

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8 years

Clinton/Kaine '16 Just wait - it will make sense in a few days. #ClintonKaine16 #HillaryClinton @HillaryClinton @timkaine #NeverTrump

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4 years

@funder BREAKING: NASA rover claims it was just dropping off daughters on Mars.

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Christian Greco

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8 years

How many kids with 'Deplorable' in their name are defending Trump in 2005? BTW - he had just married @MELANIATRUMP Game over. #NeverTrump

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@itsJeffTiedrich Republicans are broken

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@EdKrassen Republicanism is a cult. And the cult is collapsing.

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8 years

Election was fake. #CalmMeDownIn3Words

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8 years

Yeah, because Trump's demographic are yuuuge Starbucks drinkers 😂 How did that Hamilton boycott work out for ya, bigots? #BoycottStarbucks

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1 year

@EdKrassen Love is love! 😍

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6 years

This single episode of #MadamSecretary is so brilliantly conceived & written that it deserves an #Emmy nomination. As a former WH aide, this narrative rings true. It’s superb philosophical, political, policy-based drama. @TheEmmys , take note. @MadamSecretary

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5 years

It’s official: @JohnLithgow makes a better Giuliani than Giuliani. 👏🏼 #lssc #shhhhh @colbertlateshow

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1 year

@ericareport As a lawyer, I can say without hesitation that every last one of them should lose their law licenses. They violated their oaths as defenders of the law, and they’re not fit to practice.

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1 year

@EdKrassen Just to review:

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8 years

My president is black, my president is brilliant, my president is beautiful, my president is Barack.

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1 year

@mmpadellan Boom.

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3 years

Fuck you, Putin. Fuck you so much. #UkraineUnderAttack #PutinIsaWarCriminal

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8 months

Lorne Michaels has become the Bill Belichick of #SNL . Past his prime, no longer aware of what works, and surrounded by people too scared to tell him the truth. Fire him NBC, and save Saturday Night Live. 😬

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Christian Greco

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@EdKrassen Those non-gold prison toilets are gonna hit different

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1 year

@krassenstein BREAKING: Old, white Republican politicians cry hard

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4 years

Presidential. #Election2020results #PresidentBiden

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1 year

@krassenstein Love is love 😍🌈

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@ChristGrec

8 years

Trump's bigotry will not win. #KindnessIn5Words

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7 years

If Trump apologists want to #FireColbert , then you know Stephen is doing something right. #GiveColbertARaise #LSSC @colbertlateshow

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4 years

BREAKING: COVID-19 self-quarantines after being exposed to Donald Trump. #GOPSuperSpreaders #RoseGardenMassacre

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7 years

Raise your hand if you voted for Trump and you're celebrating #CincodeMayo Now take that hand and smack yourself upside the head.

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8 years

Gluing down this embarrasing mess. #OtherUsesForMarshmallowFluff

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@gtconway3d But her emails. 🤡

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@kylegriffin1 @MSNBC womp womp

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“Christmastime for the Jews” is a masterpiece. #SNL

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@EdKrassen Love is love is love 😍

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Missouri State Senator (Republican) Mike Moon actually said this. He thinks a 12-year-old child should have the right to marry. What the f*ck is happening to this country? @realmikemoon @MissouriSenate

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@realmikemoon @VotePulver @MissouriSenate Mr. Moon- I’m trying to figure out if you’re being serious, or just trolling. It doesn’t matter if their marriage lasts 70 years. It shouldn’t have started when she was 12 yrs old. The parents never had the right to give their consent. We don’t live in a Third World country

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4 years

Politicians like Joe Manchin remind me of diapers: They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

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Democratic Sen. Joe Manchin has announced he will vote against Neera Tanden, President Biden's nominee for the director of the Office of Management and Budget, which will make it difficult for her to be confirmed given GOP resistance to her nomination

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@EdKrassen There was an armed guard in that bank, and five people died. But let’s definitely put armed guards in every classroom.

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@realmikemoon @MissouriSenate With all due respect, Mr. Moon: you’re arguing semantics. At the first mention of someone questioning whether the marriage of a 12-year-old is acceptable, your answer shouldn’t be “it’s up to the parents.” It isn’t up to the parents. We answer to a rule of law.

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Christian Greco

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@patriottakes Love is love 😍

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@EricIdle Always look on the bright side of life 🐰

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8 years

If you have more #MAGA hats than teeth, you're not invited to our #TrumpImpeachmentParty . #HowToSpotASnowflake

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4 years

@chrislhayes Rush Limbaugh’s fraudulent Medal of Freedom should be auctioned off... ...and proceeds donated to Planned Parenthood.

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1 year

@EdKrassen Merry arrestmas!

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7 years

Did Sam Rockwell just drop an F-bomb on National TV? LMAO! CLASSIC. #SNL @nbcsnl

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BREAKING: Footage of Trump’s team arguing that there’s voter fraud in PA but not AZ. #CountEveryVote

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@mmpadellan First it was Legos, Then it was M&Ms, Then Mr. Potato Head, Then Dr. Seuss, Then Michelangelo’s David, Now it’s beer. Republicans have nothing substantive to run on. So this is what they do. 🤡

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