Chris Smith @ChrisJSmith94 Twitter profile

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Chris Smith

5 months

Any tips on how to kindly tell my little sister there’s more to life than a JUCO baseball player with a horrible neck beard

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Chris Smith

@ChrisJSmith94

3 months

Ball-knower restaurants: Jersey mikes Cava American deli Tazikis Culver’s

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Chris Smith

@ChrisJSmith94

6 months

Retiring 2 pairs of frat cruisers today. These bad boys have seen me at my very worst, gonna miss em.

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Chris Smith

@ChrisJSmith94

3 months

My name is Chris Smith. I’m 20 years old and I will be voting for big AJ and big justice this election! Who’s with me? #BOOM

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Chris Smith

@ChrisJSmith94

5 months

Driving your dad in the car is like trying to make beef Wellington for Gordon Ramsay

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Chris Smith

@ChrisJSmith94

4 months

On shark watch. I’ll keep yall updated

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Chris Smith

@ChrisJSmith94

3 months

@TheTiguePines Firehouse is in my 2 slot

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@ChrisJSmith94

5 months

@emptytesticles Best method I’ve heard

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5 months

@JohnDadof7 This is electric

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@ChrisJSmith94

19 days

“He’s 17 years old” I’m 20 and at a freshman bar hate watching.

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Chris Smith

@ChrisJSmith94

5 months

Fijis act like having a bunny bitmoji gets u more women. 4/10 Chi Os are coming anyways fellas.

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Chris Smith

@ChrisJSmith94

6 months

Legend has it once a KA collects all the infinity stones they’re destined to become the next president

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Chris Smith

@ChrisJSmith94

3 months

Got nothing against jam bands. But can’t get into it. Dont smoke much at all. Is it possible for me to indulge?

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Chris Smith

@ChrisJSmith94

2 months

Is this ferda???

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Chris Smith

@ChrisJSmith94

5 months

If the Chinese restaurant has a little kid doing homework at the front desk, you’re in for a treat

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Chris Smith

@ChrisJSmith94

2 months

If ur a dude above the age of 15 and still type in all-lowercase what are we doing?

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Chris Smith

@ChrisJSmith94

6 months

2 men. 1 mission. Liberals, let’s hear it 🤣🤣

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Chris Smith

@ChrisJSmith94

1 month

You gonna keep playing eye tag or you gonna holla at ya boy?

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Chris Smith

@ChrisJSmith94

6 months

SGA son or Skybar daughter

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Chris Smith

@ChrisJSmith94

4 months

I’m not lying when I say I fantasize about not having Friday classes next semester

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Chris Smith

@ChrisJSmith94

2 months

First date party will likely just be spent spectating pledges. Kinda excited

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Chris Smith

@ChrisJSmith94

5 months

Clutchest Ghost Wipes, a ranking: 1. Bar 2. Locker room before practice 3. Any porta-potty 4. Airport 5. Sporting event/concert 6. Movie theater 7. Gas station 8. Girls house 9. Public pool Honorable mention: high school bathroom, friends house, Discussion encouraged

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Chris Smith

@ChrisJSmith94

6 months

How Chi Os and Gams sleep after setting an alarm for 2am, getting free donuts from the library, posting 3 pictures, and going back to the quad

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Chris Smith

@ChrisJSmith94

2 months

I don’t think any person in their right mind can hold attention span for a 90 minute class

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Chris Smith

@ChrisJSmith94

4 months

Out of state sorority girl money is a different type of money

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Chris Smith

@ChrisJSmith94

5 months

Goal for the night is to make the rush event about me

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Chris Smith

@ChrisJSmith94

2 months

In these hot months we must continue to resist leftist gameday propaganda (wearing shorts)

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Chris Smith

@ChrisJSmith94

6 months

“Can I borrow ur manscaped?” Sure man. Let’s go ahead and trade underwear while we’re at it

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Chris Smith

@ChrisJSmith94

6 months

@WhoThatKen Love the take, Ken.

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Chris Smith

@ChrisJSmith94

5 months

Missing NOLA rn

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Chris Smith

@ChrisJSmith94

2 months

May not know a single person at the pregame I attend tonight. Hoping to make some friends 👍

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Chris Smith

@ChrisJSmith94

5 months

Purposefully downing a large coffee before work to maximize time on the shitter. Chess, folks.

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Chris Smith

@ChrisJSmith94

5 months

The coke freestyle machine is great in theory until you’re in line for 15 minutes behind a woman named Susan who just has to have sugar free vanilla sprite

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Chris Smith

@ChrisJSmith94

6 months

The Velcro pygmies are a fun band and all until you have 78 pictures of you on their Instagram in your worst state and glitter inside places you didn’t know exist

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Chris Smith

@ChrisJSmith94

5 months

“She’s different” She put The Spins on her graduation post.

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Chris Smith

@ChrisJSmith94

4 months

@nelsons3rdleg My buddy knows this guy. Some insane lore

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Chris Smith

@ChrisJSmith94

5 months

Vector (CutCo) application just came in the mail. Quit your job mom we’re gonna be rich

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Chris Smith

@ChrisJSmith94

6 months

My phone is so much more appealing when I have the biggest exam of my life at 8am tomorrow

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Chris Smith

@ChrisJSmith94

3 months

I’m ready to be back in my glorious cow college

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Chris Smith

@ChrisJSmith94

3 months

So bored I just worked out

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Chris Smith

@ChrisJSmith94

5 months

I cannot and will not be convinced that a Kevin Gates band party wouldn’t be incredible

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Chris Smith

@ChrisJSmith94

5 months

This would be me if it was illegal to drink so many beers and talk to lots of girls and listen to widespread panic

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Chris Smith

@ChrisJSmith94

3 months

Looking for TV show recs. Just finished sopranos

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Chris Smith

@ChrisJSmith94

3 months

A Caucasian man getting a consistently good haircut is not possible

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Chris Smith

@ChrisJSmith94

6 months

The burnerverse is comforting to me because it shows me that we’re all a little more alike than we think

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Chris Smith

@ChrisJSmith94

4 months

Call me heartless but working with a bunch of little kids at a camp for the ENTIRE summer has gotta get old

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Chris Smith

@ChrisJSmith94

4 months

Unfortunately for Europeans, I’m enjoying keystone light, on a boat, before noon. Thanks.

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Chris Smith

@ChrisJSmith94

6 months

The CircleK $1 large slushy has withstood inflation better than the Costco hotdog

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Chris Smith

@ChrisJSmith94

4 months

Zach Bryan’s Twitter is like a mix of a 23 year old pick me girl and a New Jersey burner account

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Chris Smith

@ChrisJSmith94

4 months

@pillroe69 Dude where’s ur widespread panic and Grateful Dead and insanely niche country artists????

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Chris Smith

@ChrisJSmith94

5 months

Mimosa pitcher and 12 hot wings was not on the bingo card this morning. Have a day

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Chris Smith

@ChrisJSmith94

6 months

Geeds do not know the trials I overcame to wield this styrofoam Coca Cola cup.

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Chris Smith

@ChrisJSmith94

15 days

Date party tmr. Do yall fw my fit?

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Chris Smith

@ChrisJSmith94

4 months

Perhaps

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Chris Smith

@ChrisJSmith94

7 months

I am the #1 enemy on the liberal agenda.

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Chris Smith

@ChrisJSmith94

6 months

Senior bar crawl so lit! (Please leave why am I paying $15 for cover at 7pm)

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Chris Smith

@ChrisJSmith94

5 months

@fatmilflover Be a thug and keep half swiping. Real ones will respect it

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Chris Smith

@ChrisJSmith94

6 months

The brotherhood is stronger than ever @camcolehim @Luke_Kennard10 @THaliburton4

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@ChrisJSmith94

2 months

Fitted sheet on the first try

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Chris Smith

@ChrisJSmith94

2 months

@RogerSleeze “Bring 6 beers”

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Chris Smith

@ChrisJSmith94

4 months

Dudes posting a picture of a golf course on the main snap story is peak masculinity

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Chris Smith

@ChrisJSmith94

3 months

NCAA 25 is the best thing since sliced bread 👍

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Chris Smith

@ChrisJSmith94

6 months

LDOSM3PM (last day of skipping my 3pm) have a day, gentlemen.

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Chris Smith

@ChrisJSmith94

2 months

Life was simpler with the silver natty light cans

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Chris Smith

@ChrisJSmith94

4 months

As a potential future father, I’ll be cashing in on all the benefits this Father’s Day. thanks

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Chris Smith

@ChrisJSmith94

1 month

Library week 3 is a new low

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Chris Smith

@ChrisJSmith94

5 months

I’m not completely against putting a song on an Instagram post but I can’t say I enjoy being violated by Bob Marley at 9am on a Tuesday when I’m trying to look at tags

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Chris Smith

@ChrisJSmith94

5 months

Don’t care about what the left thinks. Don’t care about what a white boy likes. Can we not all have a Friday night?

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Chris Smith

@ChrisJSmith94

4 months

Highway 280 makes me physically angry

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Chris Smith

@ChrisJSmith94

5 months

Life both begins and ends in the Walmart parking lot

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Chris Smith

@ChrisJSmith94

5 months

Draft domestics and AA baseball is what separates America from our communist counterparts

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Chris Smith

@ChrisJSmith94

1 month

Twitter eats first. Courtesy of @Peter6mgmillar

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Chris Smith

@ChrisJSmith94

1 month

Maybe Hugh and I have more in common than I thought

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Chris Smith

@ChrisJSmith94

5 months

Statistically you are more likely to die to a gray Nissan Altima on the interstate then to cancer

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Chris Smith

@ChrisJSmith94

6 months

Nice family in front of us bought me and @BobKoozie69 McDonald’s. Did I pay it forward? Hell no.

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Chris Smith

@ChrisJSmith94

2 months

“Pc 24 is so stacked” yea shut up neophytes got initiated today

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Chris Smith

@ChrisJSmith94

11 months

Sometimes when I’m bored I remember there’s a guy in my pledge class named “Chappell Hill” and apparently it was a total coincidence and not based off the city. I need to take a trip to Montgomery at some point and see what they’re smoking. Love the guy though.

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Chris Smith

@ChrisJSmith94

3 months

Home game vs Oklahoma is the most excited I’ve been for a sporting event in years

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Chris Smith

@ChrisJSmith94

2 months