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@ChisomMeche
Chisom
10 months
@Chichi_Arinze @Ans3ra @UjuAnya @maaziossy Maybe you should read that tweet again.
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@ChisomMeche
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5 months
@KING_GLAB @TheRealTemz @chowdeck You people will have to deliver the food to my next of kin because I don’t think I can make it 😔
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@ChisomMeche
Chisom
4 months
@tomisin_ms This tweet is funny. Shebi na who them catch be thief?
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@ChisomMeche
Chisom
3 months
@YellzDan Same thing they did to Teni when she sang a particular song. I wonder why people are concerned with who a grown adult is having sêx with. I wonder!!!!
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@ChisomMeche
Chisom
2 years
@Chiora__ A whole Asiwaju baby oh. Her dad will be ashamed of her 🤣
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@ChisomMeche
Chisom
2 years
@bylinxsingsong1 @trending_medic @Louvre87 Jesus Christ. What did I just read?😂
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@ChisomMeche
Chisom
4 months
@MrMekzy_ Hear me out. I don’t think she lied against the holyspirit. Maybe she didn’t discern properly. Just maybe
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@ChisomMeche
Chisom
4 months
@Celebrity19_ @Hazel83669152 Why are you laughing? Answer the question nau. What happens if the kids dïe first?
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@ChisomMeche
Chisom
2 years
@VictorIsrael_ Not me holding back my tears cos I’m in public. God😪
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@ChisomMeche
Chisom
2 years
@koredemanuel ‘Respectfully speaking’ ‘Is someone learning’ 😂
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@ChisomMeche
Chisom
2 years
@macnamuna @seifoleee Nawa oh😂😂😂😂. Where did he even see padlock to buy around 10pm?!
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@ChisomMeche
Chisom
6 months
@_boyjay @a_light_piece Then you are very stup!d for that comment.
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@ChisomMeche
Chisom
10 months
@SheunAdeola @SSmileyhart Then it’s about what? Teach me 🤲🏻
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@ChisomMeche
Chisom
3 months
@theZeeEffect @SpiricocoNg what do you have to say about this? Cos I remember your thread about being a ‘Jesus baddie’. Is ‘Aposteeze’ an appropriate term for an Apostle?
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@ChisomMeche
Chisom
1 year
@Chiora__ Personally, I feel this babe is just catching cruise with this thing. Make Una just enjoy the cruise and stop taking it seriously 😅
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@ChisomMeche
Chisom
9 months
@thisibi @lazymom_b You people talk too much on this app eh. Kai🤣
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@ChisomMeche
Chisom
8 months
@0luwatomisin Her new songs are stressing you? Did they beg you to listen?
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@ChisomMeche
Chisom
10 months
@ModukpeMugabe @funkeakindele Omo Una audacity Dey muzz me for this app😂
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@ChisomMeche
Chisom
1 year
@bencipherx @OlaogunEmmanue8 @Folasheycrown22 This is incorrect boss. It's based on pronunciation not on spelling. Hotel begins with a consonant sound and the 'H' is clearly pronounced, so you use 'a' not 'an'. But words like 'Honor', you use 'an' because the 'H' is not clearly pronounced.
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@ChisomMeche
Chisom
2 years
@VictorIsrael_ Later they’ll say my president is stingy. God bless you presido 🥹
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@ChisomMeche
Chisom
10 months
@SSmileyhart Porridge???😭😭😭
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@ChisomMeche
Chisom
1 year
@khanofkhans11_ But they said you can deactivate your thread profile once a week na 😭
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@ChisomMeche
Chisom
9 months
@Mochievous Some of you are very unbelievable.
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@ChisomMeche
Chisom
1 year
@Postsubman I don’t understand her teeth 😢
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@ChisomMeche
Chisom
11 months
@chinnyadaegodi @thestrictlylaw @PreshieeeEve Okay so Adulting is when you pay rent, then Achievement is when you buy the house? Omo you don’t have sense.
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@ChisomMeche
Chisom
10 months
@LupinIkenga @TomiArayomi I am Igbo but this is nonsense. You know the country you’re in is in full support of homosexuality, you won’t leave the country, you won’t change church but you’re fighting the bishop???! Crazy.
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@ChisomMeche
Chisom
3 years
@Dipolygabana Guy meeting new people is stressful abeg 😂😂
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@ChisomMeche
Chisom
2 years
@VictorIsrael_ @toyin_abraham1 he’s talking to you 🥴
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@ChisomMeche
Chisom
2 years
@AfamDeluxo This is what happens when you have branches everywhere, you just put anybody there to preach, both the ones God flashed and the ones God called. Smh
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@ChisomMeche
Chisom
1 year
@adawiththespice @byAyobami @Oluwa_gbohunmi You’ve never used palm oil to cook rice??
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@ChisomMeche
Chisom
2 years
@FizzyThatcher Eniola Badmus is in a better position to answer this 😂
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@ChisomMeche
Chisom
10 months
@PussyNuke @Chichi_Arinze @Ans3ra Jealousy, fear or even both.
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@ChisomMeche
Chisom
3 months
@peculiardinma If this doesn’t work for you, you can try Syntribation. Crossing your legs and squeezing your thighs. You’re welcome😚
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@ChisomMeche
Chisom
4 years
@olamorin_xx @Iam_mayorkush It's not reckless talk he actually knows something
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@ChisomMeche
Chisom
2 years
@VictorIsrael_ Amen oh our dayses will be long 😂😂😂
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@ChisomMeche
Chisom
2 years
@thekhaleedahhh @ManLikeIcey We’re not sure about that. We don’t know her character, so it could be jealousy or character. Just saying
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@ChisomMeche
Chisom
1 year
@Flamesonfire2 @Auntyadaa Do you understand the tweet you replied to?
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@ChisomMeche
Chisom
10 months
@ikeikenj @UjuAnya She’s scared of someone else taking her husband because of food???? I’m surprised you don’t see any problem with that.
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@ChisomMeche
Chisom
3 years
@Ennyvicky1 @SympLySimi Was she asking you?😂😂😂😂
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@ChisomMeche
Chisom
2 years
@Obi_omc @Spotlight_Abby She just might be scared for him, not necessarily discouraging people
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@ChisomMeche
Chisom
9 months
@ThoughtPillow @prettyboyDO This Odumodu go wicked for real life oh. See face 💀
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@ChisomMeche
Chisom
3 years
@effizzzyy Sabinus, Sydney talker, Og(the cultist guy), Macaroni
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@ChisomMeche
Chisom
10 months
@__IamTipTop I just don’t get it!!! Nigerians love to brag about having OCD. How do you even brag about having a disorder? Small neat wey you neat, you say na OCD😂
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@ChisomMeche
Chisom
11 months
@168view @Feyisparkles There’s nothing bad in pushing your hustle but she doesn’t read the room before pushing the hustle. Someone can be missing and she’ll just comment ‘aunty uncle patronize me’
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@ChisomMeche
Chisom
8 months
@goldendust17 @Oma_Dove @dxvmxnds You still copied this one from our artiste 😭
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@ChisomMeche
Chisom
4 years
@juumjuum__a This guy’s TikTok game is the best I've seen!!! 😂😂😂
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@ChisomMeche
Chisom
3 years
@davidchibike No but shave before you pray 🌚
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@ChisomMeche
Chisom
5 months
@Wizebaba @OloriOfOloris On top my own food?
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@ChisomMeche
Chisom
10 months
@thandoau Especially the month of November, like never ever!
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@ChisomMeche
Chisom
3 months
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@ChisomMeche
Chisom
4 months
@zebisco @kikimordi He came out by himself to tell us how he was beating his wife and you’re talking about the other party? What does the other party want to say?
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@ChisomMeche
Chisom
11 months
@OloriOfOloris @Lithe_xx ‘There’s rice at home’ just killed your whole point oh
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@ChisomMeche
Chisom
8 months
@tech_queen See I have been saying it😭😂
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@ChisomMeche
Chisom
1 year
@DoubleOGAdoga @TNU_K_ You’re not okay😂😂😂😂😂
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@ChisomMeche
Chisom
2 years
@khanofkhans11_ @HRHSimiArinola Send a clear picture of the head lemme analyze it🤣🤣😭
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@ChisomMeche
Chisom
1 year
@Gboye_Rave My husband cheating on me, contracting a disease, then pass it on to me.
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@ChisomMeche
Chisom
2 years
@urch_diya @UgwunnaEjikem I say everyday I thank God I’m Igbo. Full Blooded Igbo 📌
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@ChisomMeche
Chisom
5 months
@the_nineeee @KING_GLAB @TheRealTemz @chowdeck You know how many cups I don drink today?😭
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@ChisomMeche
Chisom
1 year
@boyy_domin @Irunnia_ @instablog9ja If you are not everywhere too, how do you know she’s everywhere?😂😂😂
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@ChisomMeche
Chisom
3 months
@zara_on_X 😂😂 Na you fit them for this app
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@ChisomMeche
Chisom
2 years
@VictorIsrael_ With his head like washing hand basin
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@ChisomMeche
Chisom
1 year
@BBNaija Tolani is the most irritating female in that house.
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@ChisomMeche
Chisom
3 years
@zee_zhu_ To think that I was just telling my cousin this the other day. What is the essence of life fgs???????????
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@ChisomMeche
Chisom
1 year
@Classycrystale1 @Tundeakanji2 How can I like this more than once? 😂
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@ChisomMeche
Chisom
4 months
@Adefunni @StarBede Shake your head very well to check if your brain is still intact
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@ChisomMeche
Chisom
1 year
@Zoyablooms Dyggg. It’s so painful. I try so hard to eat so I can gain weight. I gain little weight, then just one day of starving or eating late, all the weight will just vanish😭
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@ChisomMeche
Chisom
11 months
@thestrictlylaw @PreshieeeEve Adaugo, please what do you count as an achievement?
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@ChisomMeche
Chisom
10 months
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@ChisomMeche
Chisom
5 months
@CFCKenn @TheAblebaee_ Okay so does that stop God from being intentional with her? 👀
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@ChisomMeche
Chisom
1 year
@0luwagoofy @anthonystilldey But is it possible for someone to have more than one tonsil stone? 🤔
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@ChisomMeche
Chisom
4 years
@MohammedBlack_ What if I'm shouting ’Jesus’ nonstop? 🌚
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@ChisomMeche
Chisom
8 months
@Postsubman This is the weirdest thing on the internet rn.
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@ChisomMeche
Chisom
6 months
@_FarouqOlami But why? That’s assault and it’s very wrong
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@ChisomMeche
Chisom
7 months
@OsebiFy @ToyosiGodwin @Wizarab10 Forgiveness doesn’t rule out consequences.
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@ChisomMeche
Chisom
4 years
@Omonioboli , Great actress!!😍
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@ChisomMeche
Chisom
4 years
@SympLySimi You're sure singing at my wedding 🥰
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@ChisomMeche
Chisom
9 months
@Iam_Lekinx See how you’re defending the nonsense you voted for. @princessluna237 on behalf of Nigerians, you have the permission to finish him. 😂😂
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@ChisomMeche
Chisom
3 months
@chiditweets042 This is why it’s not good to look for trouble on this app, because they’ll drag everything and everyone that concerns you😭🤣
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@ChisomMeche
Chisom
10 months
@Usedtobeemily @OneJoblessBoy I’m not even supporting him but He didn’t threaten the babe please
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@ChisomMeche
Chisom
10 months
@Hush_Ch @SheunAdeola @SSmileyhart From a broke home? This your insult no even follow cos wetin consine broke home and lunch😂😂 Olodo How much of a refund do you expect on your head, since it's empty?
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@ChisomMeche
Chisom
10 months
@Crownthecook @UnekeEbia @chichi18061991 But you’re the nonsense. So you don’t have time for yourself?🤣
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@ChisomMeche
Chisom
9 months
@Agumsy Please when you give birth to your own, respect your Children’s rights. Leave this woman alone. 🙏
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@ChisomMeche
Chisom
6 months
@_FarouqOlami @Ayomeedai Then move away from them or avoid them totally.
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