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@ChirpsByJames

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@ChirpsByJames
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1 year
There is no crime more aggressively combatted in our society than someone depriving the wealthy of even more wealth
@MailSport
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1 year
🚨 BREAKING: Five men who made millions from selling TV sticks allowing customers to watch sporting events are sentenced to a total of more than 30 years in prison
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5 months
The. Goal. Was. Ruled. Out. For. Offside. Ake. Is. Not. Offside. Blimey.
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Picture 1: Block Picture 2: Not a Block
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@ChirpsByJames
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10 months
A very early declaration in this week’s ‘local newspaper headline of the week’ contest
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2 months
I did not know they had ASDA in France!
Hang it in The Louvre 🇫🇷
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@ChirpsByJames
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15 days
Good morning fellow Englishmen
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2 years
You can’t lock people in their homes for months on end, destroy their quality of life through regressive policies, paint a constant picture of doom for young people, and then act like there’s some big mystery when people misbehave and look for escapism.
@talkSPORT
talkSPORT
2 years
- Cocaine abuse - Kids running drugs - 50% increase in arrests Disorder at football is on the rise. We went undercover with the police and @Lawton_Times to find out exactly why. 🤝 In partnership with @TheTimes
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@ChirpsByJames
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6 years
@_rfalexander I thought you were selling drugs. I’m from Doncaster
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6 years
@tancredipalmeri @naywilson96 What’s wrong with that? Excellent banter
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3 years
@dillonJyoung @mark_orlow @danpatton__ Yeah that’s right they’re probably lifelong Schmeichel supporters
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4 years
@walkeradam1 @piersmorgan No need to bring Kev into it
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2 years
@GeorgeTottenham @LeGuenKevin @paul_worton @TheMengisKhan @DaleJohnsonESPN Why can’t he merely defy gravity and hover? Should’ve been a straight red.
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3 months
Jesus wept
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3 years
Doncaster isn’t dead yet
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3 years
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2 years
@mario_leyenda @ChelsTransfer We did just comfortably beat the better Milan twice tho yeah?
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4 years
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3 years
@graemeh1984 @AndyWhittl3 As though it matters one jot who’s in charge if nuclear weapons start pinging about 😂
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1 year
@TheRealLeeMan Cost Sky and BT more profit. Which is of course a *major* offence.
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2 years
@imtiazazad_ @nocontextfm1 In his defence he’s literally not a footballer
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1 year
@StoolFootball Shock as teams don’t want to sell their best players. It’s absolute madness init.
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5 years
@bbclaurak Tories or you?
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2 years
Anyone who thinks Benjamin Mendy has been ‘found innocent’ of rape, please do some very basic legal training and then also get in the fucking sea
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6 months
@ACDAFC Could be worse mate, I thought Lukaku was a stroke of genius from Chelsea
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5 years
@HLTCO @piersmorgan Its almost as if Piers generates strong opinions based on very little evidence or experience isn’t it
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@ChirpsByJames
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4 years
Listened back to an old favourite podcast today and it’s life changing stuff. I challenge ANYONE of any age and any politics to watch this and learn about race in the United Kingdom and how discourse is coerced. Magnificent stuff @akalamusic @mrjamesob
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2 years
@ChampionsPL16 @StopThatCFC Was a key player in a champions league win.
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4 years
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4 years
@mrjamesob Because they’re not very bright
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2 years
@IamHector6 @bacnlfc He’s doing the right thing. You’re supposed to play back passes wide of the goal. Yknow, so it doesn’t go in if an error is made.
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3 years
@goddesslexirae @mitch_fretton @SpursOfficial Lexi they’re billionaires, fucking hell
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4 years
@jame_s94 ‘Can’t wait for this year to be over’ mob will be pining for 2020 come February 😭
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6 months
@EmzTempAct @Bavew97 It’s increasingly tough to spot parody
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@DonnaDlm71 Have you ever heard the word ‘negotiation’ before?
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3 years
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2 years
Absolutely box office stuff #DRFC
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2 years
@james_thomps @sportbible They certainly killed a lot of Nazis
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2 years
UEFA decided in 2009 that they didn’t want another all-English Champions League final, and a repeat of the previous years’ participants. Tom Henning Ovrebo didn’t make a series of mistakes - he did what was demanded by his employers.
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What’s a football conspiracy theory that you at least slightly believe in?
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6 years
@mrjamesob Poverty shaming isn’t a great look pal
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5 years
If it’s a Spurs v Liverpool final I’m done. I’m giving up football. And life. I’m off to live in a cave.
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5 years
@ChelseaFC Time to go
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2 years
@Dominic2306 @golwgymor SORT IT OUT DOM LAD
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5 years
@txhsinho @httptham He needs to think long and hard about his carbon footprint
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2 years
@McookAli @sophielouisecc Incidentally the price of concrete has doubled
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27 days
How do you get 0 interactions with a tweet yet someone can put a screenshot of it on another platform and get over 10,000 likes?
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3 years
@JohnMarkSisman @nocontextfm1 I took the England job and purposely didn’t cap one of my players because it would’ve meant his old team was owed an instalment 😂
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3 years
@graemeh1984 @AndyWhittl3 It’s such a weird question. If someone has nuked the UK I honestly won’t care what the retaliation is because we’ll be dust.
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4 years
When a rape allegation is made about a public figure, you get a good indication of who to avoid in life if you look for the ones whose instant response is ‘what if she’s lying’
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1 year
Could be the world’s best screenshot
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1 year
@kkoulibaly26 Tell Potter to stop the silly subs
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5 years
What a honour and privilege to live not only through the most successful era of a club’s history, but also to enjoy first hand the career of the greatest ever Doncaster Rovers player and one-club man, Sir @Coppinger26 #drfc
@Coppinger26
James Coppinger
5 years
Yessssssssss. 💪🏻 #RTID ⚪️🔴⚫️
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@ChirpsByJames
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3 years
@_rsmdk @jamesadonn @tom_the_cabbie @Deliveroo You’d honestly rather have a row and get a man sacked rather than nip downstairs? Christ I hate people.
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4 years
@mycodenameisdez @mpblackman1 @patrickjcoogan @DPJHodges Martin is about as good as Dom at making shit up it seems
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7 years
@ChelseaFC That was the worst piece of defending I’ve ever seen. Ever
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3 years
@2021CL2 @GNev2 I don’t think you’ve followed it mate
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4 years
@TallulahGibson @Jake_Stephenz @oliviabryanx @georgiaadodds Just doesn’t wash does it? By that logic whats 17 and 12?
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4 years
@madden_ @greenyy16 @MerseyHack @BBCNWT So weird. Ah we’re in a lockdown, shouldn’t leave the house. What could we do to mark the end of WW2? A fucking conga down the road. How did nobody stop and think ‘is this totally ridiculous on every level’
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3 months
@bcafcwin @drfc_official Don’t worry, it won’t affect your chances of the play offs mate
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6 months
@AcmeDR Only difference is Mollie has probably by now realised she was wrong. I said probably..
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1 month
Think we’ve finally found the worst tweet of all time, we can probably close down the app now
@BigGameBoomer
Big Game Boomer
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Top 50 Most Hostile Fanbases In All Of Sports
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7 months
Is there a shitter team with better support?
@away_ends
Away.Ends
7 months
Doncaster Rovers Fans At Notts County (Today) 🏟... Credit- ( @drfc_network ) (#)- #DRFC | #Notts
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2 years
Proper Yorkshire clubs have the white rose on their club badge ok
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2 years
@bellesilva Not the referee apparently
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4 years
@Genevagalaxy @Joey_CFC @SkySportsNews Don’t worry, you’ll get Europa again one day
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3 years
@KarlTurnerMP @MsAlliance Did he tell you how he voted? Then I’ll decide whether it’s sad or absolutely hilarious.
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2 years
@piersmorgan Behave yourself. He’s absolutely safeguarded the US from the absolute worst stuff that we’re being battered by over here. He’s observing. That’s all.
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2 months
Fair play to #BCAFC nearly as big as #DRFC
@LowerTiers
The Lower Tiers
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Most X (Twitter) Followers in League Two 📱
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@CFCKaz6 @jordyxcollins A real latter-day Asier Del Horno
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3 years
@jame_s27 I’ll never forget when I was on the front row in the away end at Anfield and he clipped Eden Hazard on the edge of the box. When the ref whistled he shouted ‘cheating cunt’ so loud he may as well have been sat next to me. Excellent.
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3 years
@nocontextroyco Matthew Macfadyen robbed
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3 years
@T_r_o_n_21 @nickcharliekey @siphillipssport @TheAthleticUK He was better before and after his time at Chelsea. And he started the disrespect before the fans did. Fuck him.
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4 years
@TomiLahren Cry more
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2 years
@ChelseaFC @ParimatchGlobal PLEASE FOR ONCE BEAT THESE LOT
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4 years
@mmcqueenie90 @OfficialFPL 200 points there mate
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1 year
@POTUS 99% of people in the United States don’t know Northern Ireland is separate to the Republic of Ireland 😂
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4 years
@LiamThorpECHO She’s paid you a stunning compliment and she doesn’t even know it
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2 years
@Jordansnook14 @achizmatic @Footbal13744948 @StokeyyG2 ‘Directly’ oh well that’s fine then, up the nonces
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3 years
Does anyone else get 8 hours sleep every single night and still live in a state of total exhaustion or should I see a doctor?
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@spanishjohn420 @pridgway65 @UB1UB2 I don’t think anyone said he was a bailiff 😂😂
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6 years
West Ham v Stoke on a Monday night. Peter Crouch and Andy Carroll on the scoresheet. Brexit really does mean Brexit.
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3 years
Brought a nice book to read whilst down in Cornwall for the week, and I come on twitter to find out #JamesOBrienIsABully What did he do this time? @mrjamesob
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2 years
I would but they didn’t let our team in because they didn’t have enough money and then all our players went to Chelsea. Good luck though 🙌🏻
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LEAH WILLIAMSON SAID COME TO WSL GAMES EVERYONE LISTEN TO HER
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@AidanTheJester @0xJANK Yes the boomers had everything and now the country is collapsing they blame the young. Easier than blaming themselves.
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4 years
My 85 year old, diabetic grandma contracted Covid a couple of weeks ago and we were all extremely concerned. Today my dad took some shopping to her house and she’s up a ladder in the garden trimming some tree branches. Doesn’t have time for Covid, she said.
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3 years
@readepjp @stehorton79 @MarcherLord1 The mental gymnastics that must go into thinking the way you do is surely exhausting
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5 years
@AzizALyoubi @TxxLDN Man still needs rest periods
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7 years
@ChelseaFC @DavidLuiz_4 Batshuayi hat trick incoming
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