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@ChefSuchNSuch

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Do you really care about a bio? Cooking is woven into my DNA. IG: DownSetEat #NorthernVirginia #Husband

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IG seen it first. I love being a private chef.
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I gave my neighbors some BBQ platters, and they gave me a big tub of Jollof and plantain. We have a good barter system going. Plus, the Jollof is 🔥🔥
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Me,wishing my luggage would hurry up so I can get slutted out.
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As a man why are you getting flew out like a bitch
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My wife rode me like an equestrian last night, so she woke up to this lol
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I challenged my dawg to an apple watch fitness challenge for 7 days. Whoever earns the most points wins. This negro started his morning with a 6 mile run!
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I thought I was shadow banned on tiktok, my views were doing bad. Whole time I just needed to drop a video of me making Collard Greens. Folks loved this one.
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So why is Nelnet still emailing me bucko?!
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SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀
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Biden Administration cancels an additional $7.7 billion in student loans for a total of 160,000 borrowers.
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@Lauzin When he got home and his Wife asked him if he was hungry.
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Nobody…… Joe Biden every other week.
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This series is absolutely amazing!!! Wow!
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This shouldn’t be a debate. Keyshia Cole, Heaven Sent! This is one of the greatest RnB songs ever. Her voice was flawless, the lyrics touch ya soul, productions was 🔥🔥. Plus the video was perfect, she was stunning!!!
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Whats an Rnb song that you feel was created PERFECTLY ?
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Lol we was kids bro
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It’s no way yall thought this was his real hair man
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@56blackcat Imagine squaring up with someone and they start doing this!
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There’s a fish off going down on here? May I partake? Bet!
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Just in case yall wanted to see the price and some specs.
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Because he kneads you… Dont block me!
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Guys he bought me flours 🥹
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This might be the worst one I’ve seen so far
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@MrinconSiderate The toss!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@_RightOnQ_ “Some of my eye paste fell into my preroll” lol that was not an accident
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Trying to keep your glasses on during sex
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Showing my neighbors some love during Ramadan. I told them to let me take care of dinner when they break their fast tonight. I whipped up a few BBQ Jerk Chicken Platters. I’m grateful to have good neighbors. They’ve looked out for us several times!
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Can I show yall some french toast I made this morning? Bet! It’s not your regular recipe.
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I made Chicken Shawarma tonight. I was thinking about this at work 😂 TikTok: DownSetEat IG: DownSetEat
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Trey Songz Vs. Trigga Trey
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I know black men who wont fill out applications anymore after being rejected so many times bc of tats. Please add this service Beloved!
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Full coverage of Ty's neck tattoo for a job interview. Might add tattoo coverage to my services 🙃✨
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Grabbed my hands and prayed for me... 5 yrs later I grabbed her hand and put a diamond on it.
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Making your own sandwich meat takes time, but it’s fun and healthier. Do you say sammich, or Sandwich?
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If I caught Corona would you still love me
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This week’s meal prep menu was 🔥
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T Pain took boo’d up from riding around with ya lady kissing her hands, to pulling over in a vacant lot and clapping her cheeks lol
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@ijessegarcia He was so relieved when buddy put the knife down lol
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They’re going to HR…a Hospital Room!
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If a coworker spit on you,… are you supposed to go to HR
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This is what I mean when I say that I love full service events. I get to put my heart and soul into the decor and setup instead of dropping it off. It makes my soul smile to be able to do this.
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@MsTweetnPuff Lol he’s gonna be made when I’m up at 11pm walking on my treadmill
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Ocean Bugs >>> Land Bugs
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@Missz_Jay If yall put it together you 220k and you dont have to worry about splitting anything
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Love and Hip Hop
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Her: What do you bring to the table??! Me: what do you have a taste for??
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Yall dont know this about me, but I’m super competitive. I’m not going down without a fight. I’m at 5 miles. I’m gonna get back on my treadmill at 5:30. *miles at the bottom of the picture*
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One of the best parts about catering is watching people enjoy the food that you made. I loved this menu, and they were great people. Plus, it is a beautiful day in the DMV. Checkout the spread.
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@TheAffiong Lol Did the boiled eggs give it away?
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@C_Jill_Run Lol they are!
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@drewfeezzy Lol bro how are you going to tell me what I dont realize?
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When you tell her you dont care that she hasnt shaved but get a hair stuck in your throat!
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@BobbyGoa its fresh spinach sautéed in garlic butter, tomatoes, red bell peppers and sharp cheddar/Muenster Cheese
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@Elizaeverafter Firm to the touch, a nice size yellow spot which means its sat for a while, and brown lines through the yellow spot, which
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Been slanging platters all morning. I had to take care of the lunch rush.
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I catered a Christmas Eve Dinner last night. Then I woke up 5 hours later and catered a Christmas Day Brunch. Both events went smoothly. Merry Christmas! P/S I upgraded my equipment again😏
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Whipped up some Chicken Marsala Orzo for dinner. I used boneless skinless chicken thighs instead of breasts
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Hold up! Yall vibrators be taking yall out in less than a minute?!?
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@mjkjuice How he expected them guns to arrive
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Yall like Tuna Melts? I don’t want them often, but when I do 🙌🏾
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Cooking is a stress reliever, it’s like my therapy. The opportunity to be creative and not be held back or hindered by anyone or anything feels like freedom. Shrimp Singapore Noodles W/ Dumplings.
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Fan: Anthony Mackie!!! We love your work, can we get your auto… Anthony:
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This is all I got in me! I’m done lol
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#WingWednesday yall might judge me with this wing sauce I made. I swear it’s 🔥🔥 though.
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I’m not going to lie, I was not feeling #WingWednesday today, but we got it done. Also, I’m not sure what to call this sauce, they were 🔥🔥.
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My nieces wanted the honey chipotle chicken crisper combo from Chili's...I told them we have Chili's at home, so I made both of them they're own takeout platter lol.
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@ChiefICandy 😂😂😂 parents still haven’t figured emojis out
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Realtor said this loft condo in downtown DC is $228K! What DC is he referring to? Aint no way this is in the Nation’s Capital 😂
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Doing another walk through. The crib is almost done.
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If you love a good salad, this tweet is for you. I enjoyed making both of these.
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I made French Toast Stick for my nieces this morning. They loved them, so I though I’d share the recipe.
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Breakfast: Blackened sea bass and grits W/ a cajun cream sauce, peppers, onions and smokes sausage.
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Horny twitter was governed by an organization called “Twitter after Dark” we all understood that the filth did not start before the sun went down. Now...Yall wake up asking to be choked and spit on
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I made sticky buns 🙌🏾🙌🏾
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Property taxes is a scam too! Because why do I buy something and start paying you to own it??!
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Hide her wigs season 😐😏😊
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My veggie burgers are 🔥🔥 Quinoa, lentils, mushrooms, onions and carrots are the base, with a few other secret ingredients. The food processor does the rest 🙌🏾🙌🏾
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My lady officially became Dr. Johnson. The amount of work she’s put in the last five years bas been crazy. I catered the brunch, and we’re going to celebrate. The cake was done by @MadisonSqBakery
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This is probably my favorite tiktok that I’ve made. I haven’t smoked beef ribs since this post smh
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The price of chicken has never been higher, and somehow Burger King has 10 nuggets for a $1
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This game will forever be the greatest win of my career!
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Yall have to stop thinking your social circle represents the majority. Trust me, there’s no shortage of cookouts or shortage of grillsmen/grillswomen.
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we losing our culture right before our eyes!!! no grilling this weekend, just sections 😞
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Homie is eating like a Midieval soldier
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Late Lunch.
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I had a taste for pancakes this morning! Shoutout to @MadisonSqBakery for schooling me on using natural light ✊🏾
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@nrouguiatou2576 It’s the frog splash for me
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@8EightPillars @KeefNoSweat What really would of happened
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Why did Heather Headley have to go so hard on “In My Mind”???
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The CIA gotta be tired of hacking our phones and hearing “Buss it Buss it Buss it” all damn day
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Did yall see this??! Shannon and Skip are not good, you can tell. Skip aint worth shit!!!
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My lady defends her dissertation today. One more month and she’s Dr. Johnson 🙌🏾🙏🏾
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Since when did meatloaf become a meal y’all despise??! Good meatloaf, some mashed taters, some brown gravy, and a roll??! That meal would make the front of my britches moiss!
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Cooking for people is how I show them love. This is my first tik tok in a while.
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Yall be asking room service to record this type of stuff?
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I want these moments for life!
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@yrivuiuq That’s dope! That’s how it should be. One of the most loving things you can do for someone is provide them with a good meal.
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I’ll answer that for you
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Who was dumber
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@thewitchbooty Check out TheGlamUniversity on IG, look at the stories
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Another good Saturday in the office. I had to take a nap after all this cooking.
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I made breakfast egg rolls this morning, I used your regular breakfast fixings, with a country gravy. Follow me on this idea. A food truck that sells egg rolls. Different variations, even desserts. Each egg roll will have a it’s own sauce.
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I miss when rappers handled beefs at award shows
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I’ve never seen a kitchen with three ovens. Oh My Gooch!
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I swear I love what I do, especially when they’re good people. This is event is for Michael Kiss Gilchrist and his family. It’s work but I’m having a blast.
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