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Parody - I am not really a voice mail - just a male with a voice.

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@Charlesvoicema1
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3 months
I do believe that Catherine is giving the finger to all the nay-sayers of her previous photo....😂 Four people hand-in-hand jumping 4/5 feet in the air on what looks like the slope of a dune? Hmmmm....🤔😀😀 But, like the previous one, whether photo tools were used or not is
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@Charlesvoicema1
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1 year
Queen Elizabeth II... dropping in on the 2012 London Olympics...
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2 years
Sigh.....
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8 months
Dear Journalists: Please give up with the "olive branch", "heart-warming reconciliation" and "how hard it must have been for Harry" narratives! If things are hard for him, tough shit, you make your bed, you have to lie in it. Anyway, Harry is a person of no importance, the
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Real bumps, alleged Archie and private Portland seem to be doing the rounds today... Here is a video I found a while back.... who knows if it's true, but she seems to know what she's on about!
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8 months
H: "I was one year old when you danced with my mum. As you’ve told everybody here and continue to dine out on that probably every single night." JT: "I'm only dining out on that, you are living off her..."
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1 year
Queen Elizabeth II... Paddington speaks for us all. (The original clip ended when he and the Queen started the teaspoon version of We Will Rock You... but I couldn't leave out those beautiful drummers, so added the complete song. Apologies for the sync problem!)
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@Charlesvoicema1
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10 months
I saw so much #sussexsquadBS yesterday about Harry "winning" (😂) his court case, that I thought someone who knows just a little about the UK legal system, i.e. me, might explain a little. 1. Things don't look good for H 2. He asked for a Summary Judgement - i.e. that the Judge
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What the flaming fuck is this entitled prat going on about? AI is scary.... I think..... I think....harder to stem the flow from the source... Harry, please, please, please, just shut the fuck up and leave the adults to handle the important stuff, OK?
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6 months
Let me correct the headline: "𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐜𝐲-𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬-𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐝𝐥𝐲 𝐢𝐧𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞  𝐍𝐘𝐏𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞
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1 year
Piers 😀
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5 months
Too bad the Sussexes didn't appreciate where TF they were going nor what TF they were doing. A person we all appreciate visited the Hayes Muslim community centre in London last year... demure, respectful, no hugs. The bearded community leader in the blue coat refused to shake
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5 months
EXCLUSIVE! For her birthday on the May 2nd, Princess Charlotte releases a photo of herself with a special message to all the armchair photoshop experts.
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10 months
Endgame: Latest Claim "The late Queen's Pembroke Welsh corgis, Muick and Sandy, refused to provide Harry with the phone number of a psychiatrist when he was searching for help for his wife. They insisted on first having a box of Good Boy Doggy Chox (tm)  before they'd give it
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5 months
Spitting Image wasn't too far out....
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10 months
Mistranslated? As a Nederlander, and a professional translator to boot, I imagine that her English is a much more fluent than Scobie's. She and her fellow translator are being accused of having inside information about the contents of the letter and, in some vendetta against
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1 year
Andrew Green KC, for MGN, wins this year's prize for Best Unscripted Interview with a stepped-back Royal.
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5 months
"Meghan Markle wore nearly £ 120,000 of new clothing and jewellery in 72 hours" MM: "I see myself in all of you as well".... but unfortunately I don't see all of you in me.
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@Charlesvoicema1
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9 months
Dear @Dailymail   Catherine was *never* a reflection of the epithet that journalists such as yourselves invented in order to denigrate her.  She, like all people marrying into the Royal Family, was about to make a decision which would turn her life upside down... not just a new
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2 years
Spot the difference:
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9 months
True story..... H and M have been married for 6 years.   The other evening they were sitting on the patio admiring their two palm trees and Harry said “You know Megs, we’ve been married for 6 years and not once did I ever fool around or cheat on you. I’ve been faithful to you
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8 months
Tʜᴇ sᴜssᴇx sᴛᴀɴᴅ-ᴜᴘ The Sussex stand-up needs to change his material, preferably into something humorous rather than insulting-but-with-a-laugh-makes-it-OK.   We have seen his style recently:   To John Travolta: “I was one-year-old when you danced with my mum. As you've
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2 years
Thank heavens they have their security....
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7 months
I am REALLY disappointed and shocked by Reuters, AP, Getty and AFP withdrawing this photo and thereby giving credit to all those "armchair photo manipulation experts" who scrutinise every cm to try and find fault. The only thing we know for sure is that William took it... we
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The head of the family, Prince Alexander of Schaumburg-Lippe, told The Mail on Sunday: 'It's very painful for me, this guy has been harvesting our name for his personal gain. Prince Harry cannot stoop lower than appearing with him. I would advise him to stay away from this man.'
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@RobinLynnKing2 Can't see anything....
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8 months
Hi Invictus: As you are coming to my country next year I'd just like to be sure that all this financial generosity goes to the actual games, athletes/volunteers housing, food, transport etc. And not to the Sussex couple who seem to have taken over the event. @InvictusGames25
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3 months
Never mind Megs.... just shake it off....
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10 months
MM: Several conversations with Harry when she was pregnant H: One conversation with him before they got married OS: Several conversations were had in the family, away from Meghan and Harry. Call me old-fashioned but if I had received "an insult" I would remember exactly how
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9 months
Hazz Aldrain...
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3 months
Hey there Henry Charles Albert David! You know mothers are always right, right? Why not just politely decline the award.... "I'm very honoured to have been chosen but I think there are more deserving American people out there...".... that kinda thing. You're welcome, CVM
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3 months
Excellent video found by @aussiecheck48 .... The lady is talking about a part of Spare which has not received much publicity, but should have. It concerns H's visit to HMLTQ after her death and the fact that he had the gall to write about it, and in parts, make it about him.....
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I was brought to tears hearing about this, his most loathsome of betrayals. I did not know. How could he? How very dare he? If I disliked him yesterday, I despise him today, but not as much as I shall detest him tomorrow. #FOHarry
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3 months
Happy Birthday #PrinceWilliam ! He's not the star of the photo but he's making the star become the star! 😀
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2 years
Royal Family: "Never complain, never explain." The Sussexes: "Always complain, never apologise."
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7 months
Harry:   You are going to be 40 this year, just a few days before my own. I used to think it was great to be a Virgo: with all that attention to detail (sometimes referred to as “that picky bastard”!); industrious, methodical and efficient but you are letting the side down
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1 year
Intelligence, like recollections, does vary...
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9 months
Still on the subject of Lilibet.... was just reminded of the hand-written note from HMTQ that was placed on Philip's coffin. "In loving memory Lilibet" A very private, intimate gesture made public... one year after it was stolen.
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@Charlesvoicema1
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10 months
Oh dear.... Swifties are after you.... but don't worry she only has 277,000,000 followers on Instagram.... and maybe only a few million elsewhere... 😀
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𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐲: ".... there's just as much truth in what I remember and how I remember it as there is in so-called objective facts." 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐦𝐚𝐧 spoke to members of the Royal Family, friends and palace staff both past and present... Methinks this will be a good read....
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Good to see yet another documentary about the trials and tribulations of Harry... Be nice if NF could do one about Invictus sometime...
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7 months
Interview with ELLE PUBLISHED: OCT 14, 2020 7:36 AM EST "For my own self-preservation, I have not been on social media for a very long time,” Meghan started. "I had a personal account years ago, which I closed down and then we had one through the institution and our office that
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7 months
For all you doubters who say she didn't take her kids.... just released...
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7 months
If you quit your job you lose your company car... get over it you spoilt little turd...
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Interesting how facts change in only 10 years...
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3 months
Service is service, right?
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6 months
A sucrose sycophant posted this video as can be seen by the text.... however the scene reminded me of a different walk... a walk of shame...
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8 months
"A person's character is most evident by how they treat those who are not in a position either to retaliate or reciprocate." Skippy's bash.... March 3, 2017 Jamaica? No, she came of her own accord...
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4 months
The questions the world is asking....
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1 month
Even "les français" consider her offensive! 😀
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8 months
Strange.... I thought their surname was Traitorous-Lying-Bastards.... my bad!
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10 months
So what? At least he doesn't fertilise his eyebrows! Now it's obvious that this alleged book is an all-out attack on senior Royals but..... Scrotum has not read the room. Does he really think that these petty allegations are going to bring down or do great damage to the
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8 months
How interesting... Earthshot Prize Archewell 22.5 million GBP in 9 mo. 1.6 million GBP in a year Plus the Earthshot Prize is only one of Williams charities... for example the London Air Ambulance Gala raised 1.2 million GBP in one night!
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Dear Charles, I get it, I really do, family is family.... I have lived with someone whose child regularly gave them grief, with the child eventually saying that they would only forgive the parent when the parent died.... and even so the parent forgave - but I sure as hell did
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@WeAreInvictus @awscloud @FisherHouseFdtn Dear Invictus: I'm a service brat whose grandfather lost a leg in WW1 and got sod all help when he got home apart from a huge false leg which weighed a ton.... lying on his bed he used to ask me to bring it to him and I could hardly move it! I know that your organisation, like
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Re: Suicidal thoughts 1. Meghan was initially assigned Lady Susan Hussey to help her adjust to her new royal duties, according to previous reports, but she “turned down the offer,” prompting the palace to suggest Twumasi-Ankrah as an alternative mentor. 2. There was also a
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5 months
Nice that they got his mental age right....
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Anyone going to tell this delightful Brazen Hussy exactly what a Golden Shower is? Maybe it's better not to... her hand gesture is letting H know that the man-cave is out of bounds that night and I like to savour the thought that a couple of passers-by had pissed on the
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10 months
Sussex disclaimer... just in from my mole in their camp.
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6 months
Apologise all you want, we saw what you posted and we tend to have long memories. No-one outside her immediate circle will be party to her treatment or plans so the speculation will unfortunately continue. Why is it so difficult to just let her have the "time, space and
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Meghan:   And I’ve forgiven her (Catherine). And I think so much of what I have seen play out is this idea of polarity, where if you love me, you don’t have to hate her. And if you love her, you don’t need to hate me.   ..........................   Bradby: “You accused members of
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"Unbeknownst to me at the time, early and uncleared text was provided to the Dutch publisher in order for them to start work on the translation...." So you wrote it. Yeah, we kind of figured that the Dutch translators didn't "mistranslate" anything. Now how about some
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Monday, a normal day... Just been out shopping. Bought a pot of jam. Left the store. Ran back in to buy a kilo of lemons. Dashed down to Dogs-R-Us. Bought one. Now on my way to the park to pick some flowers, assemble my gift to myself, throw myself on the ground and gambol
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Sometimes headline writers do all my work for me.... "with Harry in a stunning yellow dress"......
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We've all seen the story, but I loved the shade in the last sentence: "Harry and Meghans CURRENT spokesperson declined to comment."
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Endgame: claims that the 'silence was palpable' during the 150 second car journey from their residences to the Long Walk, which he says 'must have taken an eternity'. The net is so useful😀 ... William invited H and his handler to go with him and the two couples arrived at the
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2 years
Of course it wasn’t photoshopped….
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The Hunchbacks of Notre Sussex.... Back problems, eh? Too much bed and not enough sleep? 🤔
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11 months
Couldn't resist....
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7 months
One senior PR executive based in London told MailOnline today: 'This is a s**t sandwich that many senior PR people will not be willing to eat. Many will turn it down. Representing the couple in the UK is a tantalising thought but they don't have a reputation for listening to
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I've known @Meghanarciss1 for a few years now and I'm always amazed at how quickly her memes are produced... with this latest one I think that I have found the secret... She posts her meme, Meghan sees it... then she acts it out! So..... how about a meme with her and hubby in
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2 years
What a career….
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10 months
Ms Markle, please could you indicate to the court where Mr Scobie was when he overheard your conversation?
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6 months
EXCLUSIVE! First pix released! PS anyone using words like photoshop, fake or manipulated will be blocked.
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10 months
Endgame: claims that the 'silence was palpable' during the 150 second car journey from their residences to the Long Walk, which he says 'must have taken an eternity'. OS draws attention to 'the lack of communication between Meghan and Kate', as well as the tension between Prince
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5 months
What a difference a day makes.....
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8 months
I think the URL is meant to be Sussex.con
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9 months
Meghan told Harry that he should embrace his mistakes.... so he hugged her...
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7 months
@paulanka @MichaelBuble Why make it about one of the many people who helped in starting up Invictus? Why not encourage and honour the vets, who, after suffering months/years of pain and misfortune are, thanks to the care they have received and Invictus, doing it THEIR WAY? 🤔
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8 months
OK, Ms Jones... please show us all these alleged "death threats to M"... In a world where an allegation that she didn't give birth to their two kids can get your channel closed down, I doubt that such posts and/or accounts would last very long. They supposedly want privacy (😂)
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A glimpse of the future... American Riviera OldFarts....
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6 months
His Majesty has ''remained in the closest contact with his beloved daughter-in-law throughout the past weeks'' and that both he and Queen Camilla ''will continue to offer their love and support to the whole family through this difficult time''. ... but I thought that my namesake
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@Windsor_Watcher @KensingtonRoyal @GettyImages Me neither.... this is an excellent composition: family, togetherness, happiness, joy, beach, holidays and more joy!
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3 years
From Instagram. No manipulation, photos can be found on @GettyImages web site. Some explanation is required, no?
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2 years
Yeah, yeah, it’s a cheap shot…. So what? I’m cheap…
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The countdown to freedom....
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2 years
Sussex New Flag Collection…
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10 months
Whaddya know? What we all knew is true! If anyone doubted before, he is outed as a lying piece of crap....
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OK.... here we go again.... before using a word like "edited" you need to define how you are using the word. As a skilful amateur photographer, I imagine that Catherine uses a DSLR and RAW format for the photos. These MUST be processed by computer software. An untouched RAW
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What’s good for the goose…. New home page.
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I guess Haz does qualify after all..... real Legends have been everywhere and done everything...
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Plus ça change, plus c’est la même chose…
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Stolen from Matt on IG…
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Yet another win for Haz! I wish I had his talent....
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2 years
Consistency: steadfast adherence to the same principles, course, form, etc. Pathetic, bathetic or both? 😂
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3 years
A new podcast…. Unfortunately… It has been suggested that I add a warning on my posts to put cups or glasses down before reading… so it’s your own risk!😂
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8 months
There seems to be quite a few bump posts today... I know that Wednesday is called "Hump Day" (no, Meghan, it's not that kind of humping!).... has Saturday become Bump day? 🤔 All credit to the creators....
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2 years
Decisions, decisions... was just going to post one but I couldn't decide which one... so there is a choice...
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6 months
I did a quick run through of articles mentioning who had sent supportive messages to Catherine after her video. I probably missed a few but even so the list is impressive. This is not celebrity, this is fame....
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Our "Lady of the Forked Tongue" is at it again... "... never wanted them to be publicly identified"... so that means that the names given are the ones she accused... so their reluctance in that interview was just BS. The lap-dog does their work for them. However, context is
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