I wanna make a small(ish) thread of some of the simple pleasures Ive been able to enjoy since moving out on my own to give myself some positive perspective to look back on when I feel overwhelmed by it all so..
THREAD 🧵
@ByOkpara
OCD has never, will never and should never be just an adjective to describe those basic ass things you just typed. It is a diagnosed mental disorder. Full stop.
@ByOkpara
"Adjective//informal" as in its been forced as a colloquialism apparently for people like you that fail to grasp nuance in favour of being obtuse. Don't worry....next time I'll sound it out slower for u since baby wanna feel smarty
This tweet doin numbers so lemme plug myself ayeee. I'm a black graphic designer and digital illustrator. Follow me on IG
@specksillustrations
and commission me in January 🙃❤
I blame y'all for letting Coldstone flop tbh. They were cheaper than h**gen d*z, had way more variety and seeing ur ice cream made in front of u was FUN. But noooooooooooooooooo.......yall bougie
Chantel and I spent the ride home catcalling men through the car window by loudly shouting phrases like:
"PSSSST FAT PRICK!!!"
"AYE......HOW DA COCKY THICK SO BABES?!"
"GNITE SWEET BAMCEE"
"SUGAR BALLS HOW YUH NICE SO!?"
Men were not amused. The point was made.
Lmfaooooo and then men have the nerve to be including special requests with the nudes as if they calling in on Slam. Meanwhile your dick only has 1 pose.
"Spread it so for me" "turn that way lemme see" "3 hops this time" "criss cross"
Sir. A chance pls.
Idk bai I just feeling to do something nice. Go somewhere expensive. Be extravagant.
Feel I might pass Movie Towne this weekend. Buy a lil hotdog.....a lil nachos. Perhaps a large drink.
Was waiting for official confirmation before I really started clapping but.....I got the opportunity!
Starting Monday I'm gonna be making the biggest salary Ive ever had in...ever lmfao and it's in my field of study. Lets go 2021 🔥
This tweet doin numbers so lemme plug myself ayeee. I'm a black graphic designer and digital illustrator. Follow me on IG
@specksillustrations
and commission me in January 🙃❤
@Shaq868_
Surprisingly he was on board when my mom said he wanted her. But he was never one to like small inside dogs. Now this is his nightly routine 😂😂😂😂 wipe her off, comb her out and powder her.
Being a boy child must be so much vibes I wonder what that's like. Coming and going as u please. No one overly policing your mannerisms or dress code. Not having to perform emotional labour for everyone in the house. What a life wow.
Doubles is the greatest money saving breakfast ever. 2 doubles and a cold orange juice and I aint even spend $20. AND it vegan?
The other girls just not touching her.
Who the fuck decided it was okay to record that Maraval father screaming and bawling outside of his burning house after losing his kids?!?!?!?!? Why is that on TikTok??? I report that so fast eh
Men doh realise that all de tings dais make a hot gyal a hot gyal does cost REL money. If they see the cost of eyelash extensions they sure dead 💀😂
Hair, skin and nails is MONEY
Y'all wanna talk red flags? Here's the real red flag: anytime someone, specifically a man, says "Lemme play devil's advocate for a second here...."
Because 100% of the time whatever comes after that statement is some nonsense he made up.
Words and phrases like "behbeh", "poomewah" and "mooksy" are so deeply Caribbean (read Trinidadian) and I doh feel a foreigner could ever fully grasp how hilarious it is as a descriptor inno 😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀💀 u just minding your American business and get called a cunumunu
Could've done the vaccinations the same way we go vote tbh. And we get that done in 24hrs with legit every citizen? 💀
Set up vaxx tents at polling stations
"Whatever a woman expect me to have I find she hadda have it too"
But when I show up with a thick 8 inch cock for the backaz you upset so I not understanding.
Fellas will have a gyal askin them 50 times a day "are u okay? Why are u quiet? Do u wanna talk about it? I'm worried about u. Let me kno how I can help. I'm here for you🥺" but still isolate
Then come online to say "y'all don't care about our feelings"
U ain't see they mad? 😂
Tellin allyuh dem men not in there for fitness. They in the gym to avoid whatever goin on in their life lmfaoooo
Just 3hrs lifting so as not to go home and cry
i worked out w a boyfriend once and we were 45mins in and he said ok now for the workout. i said EXCUSE ME?! what was we doing and he said that was the warmup. WHAT?
I saw a video that said its not really our place to tell the people in our lives when/if to leave their romantic relationships
But telling them "if this kind of love is what you believe you deserve for the rest of your life, then stay" reads clearer.
Allyuh go ahead and fight the med students. Not meeeeee. I am predisposed to several ailments and when I hadda call an ambalamps meen want dem say "ent dais de gyul from twitter? Eh....leh she dead dey" 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
The entire population of St.Lucia is in my mentions. All 16 of them. But not a soul will board a Liat flight to come be mad in person.
We continue to sigh.
I really do need to stop calling myself "broke". My rent always paid on time and my grocery bill forever high.
I just want money for a lot of things 🧍🏿♀️
I'm sorry but Rick and Morty really dropped one of the hardest cartoon lines I've ever heard when Rick said "your boos mean nothing to me. I've seen what makes you cheer."
Because this is definitely how I accept critique from certain people 💀😭
Ngl I miss the days of watching Usain Bolt race. The pageantry of it all. The ridiculous showboating backed up by an even more ridiculous speed. The gap at the front we used to live for 😂🤣
Used to be thoroughly entertained watching him slow down and smirk over the finish line.
Actually one of the funniest things I pree about men is how they 100% do very much operate in extremes 😭😭😭😭
U tell u man "I don't like when u say that" and he will deadass respond "I guess I'll just never speak again"
Like who is the dramatic one here queen? 💀
Also I find the American issue of people eating "smelly" food in office is so funny bcos here in Trinidad somebody will come with smoke herring for breakfast or geera for lunch and the whole room will go
"Who eating da bess food???? Omg"
Our dishes are MEANT to be fragrant🤣🤣
October starts tomorrow and it's the best month of the year. So I declare for anyone reading this that:
OCTOBER WILL BE FILLED TO THE BRIM WITH MONEY
OCTOBER WILL BE OVERFLOWING WITH LOVE
OCTOBER WILL BE JAM PACKED WITH OPPORTUNITIES.
OCTOBER IS ONLY FOR W's