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Chronic Steupser

2 years

I wanna make a small(ish) thread of some of the simple pleasures Ive been able to enjoy since moving out on my own to give myself some positive perspective to look back on when I feel overwhelmed by it all so.. THREAD 🧵

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Chronic Steupser

@Chaotic_Fave

6 years

Men: what's ur body count? Women: 3 Men: Cmon don't lie. It's chill. Idec like that. Women: okay 14 Men:

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@Chaotic_Fave

6 years

When my hot gyal body ain't reach yet but my man still wanna see me do somethin sexy

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@Chaotic_Fave

4 months

This green and gold are married by the way

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4 months

ladies and gentlemen, Phtalo Green

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@Chaotic_Fave

19 days

Rooting for everybody black at the Olympics. My niggas in Paris, if u will.

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@Chaotic_Fave

4 years

@ByOkpara OCD has never, will never and should never be just an adjective to describe those basic ass things you just typed. It is a diagnosed mental disorder. Full stop.

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@Chaotic_Fave

4 years

@ByOkpara "Adjective//informal" as in its been forced as a colloquialism apparently for people like you that fail to grasp nuance in favour of being obtuse. Don't worry....next time I'll sound it out slower for u since baby wanna feel smarty

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@Chaotic_Fave

6 years

Whew yikes. Men AND women using this tweet for misogyny. Come back when y'all are grown. Pls.

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@Chaotic_Fave

4 years

@luhsham Same lmfaoooo

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@Chaotic_Fave

6 years

@kingxquan_

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@Chaotic_Fave

4 years

Nobody: Peppa Pig:

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@yannickd_cfc

4 years

Doh be whistling around me

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@Chaotic_Fave

3 years

For everybody that loves Lily. She's little.

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@Chaotic_Fave

3 years

Whenever I eat soup with bread on the side I like to pretend I'm in a medieval tavern having supper after a long day of travelling.

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@Chaotic_Fave

6 years

This tweet doin numbers so lemme plug myself ayeee. I'm a black graphic designer and digital illustrator. Follow me on IG @specksillustrations and commission me in January 🙃❤

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@Chaotic_Fave

4 years

This how u know the folks that never been to Carnival. Cos the calibre of women at any Caribbean carnival makes Lori quite average :/

Ramon from Taiwan 😎

@ramon_clayton

4 years

I remember some of you were here saying Lori Harvey would be lost at Carnival...🤣🤣 I die

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@Chaotic_Fave

17 days

No that's not what I said actually

ti tryna get 8 🩵🔜 8/22

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17 days

black americans*

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@Chaotic_Fave

3 years

She move on fast bai

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@PageSix

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Queen bringing cousin to birthday parade in place of late Prince Philip

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@Chaotic_Fave

4 years

Penny taking he vitamins bai

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@Chaotic_Fave

5 years

Da closet is glass babygirl....😭

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@Chaotic_Fave

3 years

Angostura bitters already on almost every bartender shelf in the world. What exposure are u talking about lmfaoooo

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@Chaotic_Fave

4 years

I blame y'all for letting Coldstone flop tbh. They were cheaper than h**gen d*z, had way more variety and seeing ur ice cream made in front of u was FUN. But noooooooooooooooooo.......yall bougie

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@Chaotic_Fave

4 years

Trinidad simultaneously has both the worst customer service and the vilest customers lol. Just an entire culture full of very rude interactions 💀

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@Chaotic_Fave

7 years

Chantel and I spent the ride home catcalling men through the car window by loudly shouting phrases like: "PSSSST FAT PRICK!!!" "AYE......HOW DA COCKY THICK SO BABES?!" "GNITE SWEET BAMCEE" "SUGAR BALLS HOW YUH NICE SO!?" Men were not amused. The point was made.

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@Chaotic_Fave

3 years

U ever wanna check in on someone but know that it gonna drain u so u just cant do it?

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@Chaotic_Fave

4 months

Supervisor: is your name on Twitter Breadfruit? Me: ........I dont have twitter

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@Chaotic_Fave

3 years

I am simply doing MY best. Not YOUR best. Not THE best. But MYYYYY best. dassit.

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@Chaotic_Fave

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Tebogo? Close enough. Congrats Tobago!

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@Chaotic_Fave

4 years

Lmfaooooo and then men have the nerve to be including special requests with the nudes as if they calling in on Slam. Meanwhile your dick only has 1 pose. "Spread it so for me" "turn that way lemme see" "3 hops this time" "criss cross" Sir. A chance pls.

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@Chaotic_Fave

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Idk bai I just feeling to do something nice. Go somewhere expensive. Be extravagant. Feel I might pass Movie Towne this weekend. Buy a lil hotdog.....a lil nachos. Perhaps a large drink.

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@Chaotic_Fave

4 years

Was waiting for official confirmation before I really started clapping but.....I got the opportunity! Starting Monday I'm gonna be making the biggest salary Ive ever had in...ever lmfao and it's in my field of study. Lets go 2021 🔥

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@Chaotic_Fave

5 years

I hope they design it to stretch 😩

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@ian1wason

5 years

TT $100 note to be withdrawn from circulation. A new $100 note will be introduced @tttliveonline

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@Chaotic_Fave

6 years

So hey! Imma plug myself real quick and say that I'm a digital illustrator and graphic designer 😁

Chronic Steupser

@Chaotic_Fave

6 years

This tweet doin numbers so lemme plug myself ayeee. I'm a black graphic designer and digital illustrator. Follow me on IG @specksillustrations and commission me in January 🙃❤

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@Chaotic_Fave

3 years

As opposed to.....two-ty twenty?

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@Chaotic_Fave

4 years

It's giving me Wonderful World, rack by the door

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@Chaotic_Fave

3 years

@Shaq868_ Surprisingly he was on board when my mom said he wanted her. But he was never one to like small inside dogs. Now this is his nightly routine 😂😂😂😂 wipe her off, comb her out and powder her.

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@Chaotic_Fave

3 years

"Drake is better!" "No, Kanye is!!" *me listening to whatever tf is on the radio*

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@Chaotic_Fave

4 years

Being a boy child must be so much vibes I wonder what that's like. Coming and going as u please. No one overly policing your mannerisms or dress code. Not having to perform emotional labour for everyone in the house. What a life wow.

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@Chaotic_Fave

3 years

I not taking part in any giveaway with more than 2 steps. Wa allyuh really feel it is?

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@Chaotic_Fave

3 years

Not my supervisor responding to an email with "Nah, Kind Regards" I so weak

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@Chaotic_Fave

5 years

@DeedeTookute @Iamxdremonn That's dancehall baby

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@Chaotic_Fave

4 years

TT Fertility Centre said y'all sperm very subpar. Imagine we hadda import nut. Smh. Is all da puncheon and weed 😭💀

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@Chaotic_Fave

3 years

You ever just look at a man and could tell he only like mixed lightskin girls? Like u see him and go "ahh......I know" 😂

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@Chaotic_Fave

3 years

Doubles is the greatest money saving breakfast ever. 2 doubles and a cold orange juice and I aint even spend $20. AND it vegan? The other girls just not touching her.

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@Chaotic_Fave

3 years

Who the fuck decided it was okay to record that Maraval father screaming and bawling outside of his burning house after losing his kids?!?!?!?!? Why is that on TikTok??? I report that so fast eh

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@Chaotic_Fave

3 years

Men doh realise that all de tings dais make a hot gyal a hot gyal does cost REL money. If they see the cost of eyelash extensions they sure dead 💀😂 Hair, skin and nails is MONEY

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@Chaotic_Fave

3 years

Y'all wanna talk red flags? Here's the real red flag: anytime someone, specifically a man, says "Lemme play devil's advocate for a second here...." Because 100% of the time whatever comes after that statement is some nonsense he made up.

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@Chaotic_Fave

5 months

Port of Spain wildlife so majestic. I now get to watch 12 pigeons eat an aloo pie in the drain with a footprint on it 🥰

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@Chaotic_Fave

4 years

@delilahjparker I think I found my cat's clone

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@Chaotic_Fave

4 years

The nation of Israel: Happy Independence Day Trinidad and Tobago!!!! Trini citizens: bai FOK you and Free Palestine eh. Yuh mc. 😭😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀

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@Chaotic_Fave

3 years

My sugar daddy on life support

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@Chaotic_Fave

4 years

Daddy: I'm not a big fan of cats Also daddy: (he is playing videos for her)

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@Chaotic_Fave

4 months

Full moon tonight....go outside and turn ur p*ssy to the sky. Be cleansed.

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@Chaotic_Fave

21 days

I realise as women we does probably spend money like drug dealers cos these niggas ain't have it AT ALL 😭

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@JaNeilLezama

22 days

I didn’t realize men so fcking cheap out here! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 a popcorn, hot dog and nachos is plenty? 😅

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@Chaotic_Fave

3 years

The year is 2043. We haven't had a Carnival in decades. Our kids have no idea what the Avenue is. Roti is illegal and being sold on the black market:

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@DJannixx

3 years

Anyone have a LEGAL roti skin link ?

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@Chaotic_Fave

3 years

Bf who plays COD gf who sits on the floor between his legs and watches

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@Chaotic_Fave

6 years

My commissions are open! 👀 shoot me a DM for logos, business cards, t-shirt designs, book illustrations, character designs u name it

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@Chaotic_Fave

6 years

U ever get a flashback and ya coochie do the macarena? Wild

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@Chaotic_Fave

3 years

I went out in the sun today and showed my tits

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@Chaotic_Fave

3 years

Imagine someone coming on to a Caribbean Airlines flight with an emotional support manicou.

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@Chaotic_Fave

4 years

Words and phrases like "behbeh", "poomewah" and "mooksy" are so deeply Caribbean (read Trinidadian) and I doh feel a foreigner could ever fully grasp how hilarious it is as a descriptor inno 😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀💀 u just minding your American business and get called a cunumunu

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@Chaotic_Fave

5 years

I-.........are y'all mad????!

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@Chaotic_Fave

3 years

Could've done the vaccinations the same way we go vote tbh. And we get that done in 24hrs with legit every citizen? 💀 Set up vaxx tents at polling stations

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@Chaotic_Fave

4 years

"Whatever a woman expect me to have I find she hadda have it too" But when I show up with a thick 8 inch cock for the backaz you upset so I not understanding.

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@Chaotic_Fave

4 years

Noah on his Ark: "100 likes and I’ll host a WILD twitter boat ride on Sunday. I’ll dm invites. LISTED ONLY! LET’S GOOOOOOOO"

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@Chaotic_Fave

3 years

In my Emerald Era #26 🎊🎈

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@Chaotic_Fave

6 years

@Englishh__ @RosKoMotah Shouldn't matter anyway lol

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@Chaotic_Fave

4 years

On my back like a mechanic

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@Chaotic_Fave

3 years

If a fella take the vaccine and break in me, am I vaccinated too? sksksksk

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@Chaotic_Fave

4 years

Fellas will have a gyal askin them 50 times a day "are u okay? Why are u quiet? Do u wanna talk about it? I'm worried about u. Let me kno how I can help. I'm here for you🥺" but still isolate Then come online to say "y'all don't care about our feelings" U ain't see they mad? 😂

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@Chaotic_Fave

2 months

Tellin allyuh dem men not in there for fitness. They in the gym to avoid whatever goin on in their life lmfaoooo Just 3hrs lifting so as not to go home and cry

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@LRNROSE

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i worked out w a boyfriend once and we were 45mins in and he said ok now for the workout. i said EXCUSE ME?! what was we doing and he said that was the warmup. WHAT?

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@Chaotic_Fave

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I saw a video that said its not really our place to tell the people in our lives when/if to leave their romantic relationships But telling them "if this kind of love is what you believe you deserve for the rest of your life, then stay" reads clearer.

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@Chaotic_Fave

3 years

I have this coworker that if he say he looking to adopt a dog I wud deadass bark

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@Chaotic_Fave

6 months

I gonna keep it a bean....KyleBoss is who allyuh feel Certified Sampson is inno. Cos da man REL funny jed 😭 he have my belly stiffffffff here

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@Chaotic_Fave

3 years

@jeffxguy He does this almost every night (with a fine tooth comb) and then powders her. Deadass like a baby 😂

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@Chaotic_Fave

3 years

Nvm I doh wanna be in no relationship 😭 outside here scary U coming home to kiss me after some gyal suck your tongue wit she bobo lip

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@Chaotic_Fave

3 years

Sorry Flow for even tryna use the internet. My bad g, dais my fault.

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@Chaotic_Fave

5 years

Allyuh go ahead and fight the med students. Not meeeeee. I am predisposed to several ailments and when I hadda call an ambalamps meen want dem say "ent dais de gyul from twitter? Eh....leh she dead dey" 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@Chaotic_Fave

5 years

The entire population of St.Lucia is in my mentions. All 16 of them. But not a soul will board a Liat flight to come be mad in person. We continue to sigh.

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@Chaotic_Fave

3 years

No because why did Steve from Blue's Clues saying hes proud of me make me cry???? Bitch I-.....

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@Chaotic_Fave

3 months

I really do need to stop calling myself "broke". My rent always paid on time and my grocery bill forever high. I just want money for a lot of things 🧍🏿‍♀️

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@Chaotic_Fave

8 years

Brandi want her man to make an effort then gets mad when he makes an effort. Then cry and say he not trying. #BBWLA

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@Chaotic_Fave

1 year

I'm sorry but Rick and Morty really dropped one of the hardest cartoon lines I've ever heard when Rick said "your boos mean nothing to me. I've seen what makes you cheer." Because this is definitely how I accept critique from certain people 💀😭

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@Chaotic_Fave

3 years

Tried to clean my nose with my long stiletto nails and almost give myself a PCR test oui....

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@Chaotic_Fave

3 years

Love y'all daughters properly so they don't end up on tiktok in a BBW cult calling a stud named Angela "Daddy"

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@Chaotic_Fave

6 years

Y'all MCM throwing water on your pussy when u not lubricated enough? What in the Iwer George I just read?????

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@Chaotic_Fave

5 years

Me after I find out I'm accidentally pregnant: | | | | | \ | \ | \ | \ | 💀 | | / | / | / | |

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@Chaotic_Fave

3 years

Bmt global warming go just hadda happen cos nah

Yours in negritude, Ryan K. Smith.

@MeWeFree_

3 years

Apparently, reusable cloth toilet paper(?) is a thing...

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@Chaotic_Fave

16 days

Ngl I miss the days of watching Usain Bolt race. The pageantry of it all. The ridiculous showboating backed up by an even more ridiculous speed. The gap at the front we used to live for 😂🤣 Used to be thoroughly entertained watching him slow down and smirk over the finish line.

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@Chaotic_Fave

4 years

Actually one of the funniest things I pree about men is how they 100% do very much operate in extremes 😭😭😭😭 U tell u man "I don't like when u say that" and he will deadass respond "I guess I'll just never speak again" Like who is the dramatic one here queen? 💀

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@Chaotic_Fave

3 years

9 times outta 10 if u was a girl that went a prestige school and u come out saying u rel had a good time is cos u were privileged 💀💀💀💀

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@Chaotic_Fave

3 years

Sexual coercion really is assault inno. My 1 yes after 100 no's bcos u kept persisting simply cannot be considered consent.

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@Chaotic_Fave

3 years

Under all kix, please never ever...EVER.....E V E R.....ever forget that I am hot Don't even lie to urself I rel sweet

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@Chaotic_Fave

5 years

I don't know who needs to hear this tonight but.......nobody actually mistakes you for a Venezuelan.

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@Chaotic_Fave

4 years

She said "drip or drown"

Kejan Haynes

@KejanHaynes

4 years

Senator Donna Cox is sworn in as Minister of Social Development and Family Services

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@Chaotic_Fave

3 years

I tired this morning at my day job cos I stay up late watching 2 millionaires and a billionaire gossip. Capitalism wins.

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@Chaotic_Fave

4 years

Education left this morning

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@mamacitvizzy

4 years

sis... your education, career, and money will never wake up one day and decide to leave you

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@Chaotic_Fave

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Also I find the American issue of people eating "smelly" food in office is so funny bcos here in Trinidad somebody will come with smoke herring for breakfast or geera for lunch and the whole room will go "Who eating da bess food???? Omg" Our dishes are MEANT to be fragrant🤣🤣

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@Chaotic_Fave

5 years

October starts tomorrow and it's the best month of the year. So I declare for anyone reading this that: OCTOBER WILL BE FILLED TO THE BRIM WITH MONEY OCTOBER WILL BE OVERFLOWING WITH LOVE OCTOBER WILL BE JAM PACKED WITH OPPORTUNITIES. OCTOBER IS ONLY FOR W's

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