Ben Barrett @ChaosSmurf Twitter profile

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Ben Barrett

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7 months

@JuanIsidro Blue tick lmao

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@Cromwelp um, the graphics aren't pixel art at all???

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@divxspan @JuanIsidro Blue tiiiiick lmaooooooooo

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@ModvYT damn no way

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@DynamicAnalysis Pretty much bud, yeah

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@N0b0dyMister I respect this

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@SteveoCOG69 prove it

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@raspbearyart enjoying the illustrations around the edges

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1 year

@Nortuet SAY THE LINE

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1 year

I am one bad or good day away from owning this

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@GotenOnNimbus @hEnereyG oh don't worry it already exists

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@SteveoCOG69 @Asmongold @DragonsDogma okay so you actually bought it twice for the convenience of having it on two platforms, gotcha

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@Chaemyerelis either he's dumb enough to believe it or smart enough to notice it's a good way to keep his audience of teenage boys on-side

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7 months

@peytonpearson If it helps he’s just some shit you get for putting in a code or something, not forced on you. So end of the day, just another shitty creator activation rather than something that’ll matter at all. Still stupid, natch.

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@Syberkai many people in my replies seem to be planning to throw him in a volcano or get other pawns to mercilessly beat on him

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@SadoTMFM I’m delighted for you

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@j5452029476513 This decision will have been made by a western marketing team working on the publishing side.

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@LightsCamJake I have like 150 replies from insane fanboys

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@N0b0dyMister fwiw now I've found out that you have to like go get the pawns, they don't show up randomly in the world, I'm back to not caring but wishing influencer/marketing teams would just do 1% of their due diligence with this stuff

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@Gatsuforce I have, quite literally, no idea what you're talking about

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@nemojab thx for the reminder

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@justv11098 hirwarts

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@_velociraptom @Cromwelp I've seen the error of my ways

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@ProudBavaria Vicky 4

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@Floprider1303 "young men like him" just isn't enough of an excuse any more, for me

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@juwaun_nero idk about a train, I've disliked him for 10+ years for a variety of reasons

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7 months

@xmajson I hope you’re alright mate

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8 months

I hate not being good at anything.

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7 months

@Gatsuforce oh that guy was brazillian and you're dumb as shit, got it

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Ben Barrett

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2 years

What’s amazing about politicians, particularly British politicians, is they’re not JUST shit politicians, they seem to be terrible at everything. Less charisma than most 1k sub YouTubers. Less balls than your average marketing exec. Less understanding than any random 15 y/o.

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@ChrisMedlandF1 is that not completely insane for everyone involved

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1 year

hahaha you fucking idiot you just read this tweet, and you only have 599 left!

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@raspbearyart oh it's the handlebar of his bike

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@ChrisMedlandF1 no Silverstone a bit odd isn't it

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@sergioajbs I am aware of this

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2 years

Hogwarts Legacy is filled with so many mechanics that nothing feels arbitrary, with so much joy to be found within its story and spell books. Here's our review:

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@tamoorh hell of way to announce Bloodborne 2 is in development

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@Thedunkdad You won't though, will you mate

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1 year

Void Stranger is this decade's Undertale

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@Thedunkdad you got any original thoughts in that head or just spunk?

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@HalfWolfGf yeah once I found this out I didn't care any more, but I stand by "he shouldn't be put in games, if it can be avoided"

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2 years

@APZonerunner Diagrams like this are definitely not a sign you’ve done something, potentially criminally, wrong

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2 years

The worse he gets the more sense this line makes when you finish the season

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2 years

Never forget.

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@Directdan @MattP1Gallagher they really captured his complete lack of hope

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@Thedunkdad that's a no then aye

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1 year

every when GTAV came out vs. now like

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2 years

We should be thankful for Elon Musk. Nobody has ever reached this level of owned online before. Nobody has ever been so divorced. The limits of being pathetic have never been explored to this degree, nor have we had such proof that money makes you neither smart nor happy.

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1 year

damn dude from a multi-million seller with scores between 8 and 10 to a multi-million sellers with scores between 8 and 10 WHAT A COMEBACK FOR THE LITTLE GUY <checks notes> CD PROJEKT RED

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1 year

Is Cyberpunk the greatest comeback in gaming history?

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2 years

Doesn’t this guy still own a games website? Pretty incredible take

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2 years

Seeking attention on social media is a form of digital infidelity It makes your man feel unwanted, and profanes the sanctity of your relationship Your husband should be your sole source of validation Inspire him to make sacrifices From yesterday's podcast with @calvinrobinson

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1 year

As always, you can decide you just don't care that much if you want, but don't pretend it's some deep societal difference we simply can't understand - privileged young men trying to control everything around them is the same in every country. Good thread.

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I am a Korean, currently live in Europe, have been involved in antifascist and antiextremist movements in both Korea and Europe ever since finishing school and find this thread deeply misleading.

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@TheLyns Why can’t they talk like human beings what happens to them

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1 year

finding out John Blow is an Elon blower is about as surprising as finding out I have adhd, but fifty times funnier

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2 years

I am fucking losing my mind, they fucking did it

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2 years

New PM just arrived at my house, says they’re a “cut above” the competition

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2 years

PR TIP: blacklist the email of the known wife-beater you've banned from every single competition you'll ever run from getting beta keys for your massively anticipated upcoming projects

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powerful new screenshots from Unicorn Overlord

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man this D&D movie is about 400 times better than it has any right or is trying to be, and that's just nice

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2 years

🚨NEW: MPs to receive £2440 pay rise from April. Will see them earning £86,584. No money for nurses, teachers and other public sector workers though!

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British Airways’ high powered computer system believes my name is Ben Benbarrett for some reason. Good start.

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this is the one that got the red mist over my eyes

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2 years

The Holocaust Memorial Garden in Hyde Park has now become a makeshift Queen Memorial Garden

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the second I challenged them on it they said it was a mistake ;D

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@Oricalle @ohgoditsranor LET’S JUST SAY HEH DON’T HEH GET TOO ATTACHED

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2 years

part of the problem with cooking is whenever I do all I can think about is this meme

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2 years

Understanding this tweet is a curse

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Almost everyone on TikTok regardless of political leaning uses the same style guide, so you’ll see a “Tradwife” account but they’ll be doing the same mannerisms that a communist egirl does. It’s like Metal Gear but Big Boss’ genes came from Boxxy.

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John Romero’s on my flight so clearly it’s the cool flight

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1 year

no Keir, that's the exact fucking problem, nothing bothers you, you are milquetoast personified, you stand for nothing, you have no policies, and you've never met a Tory policy you didn't like you white bread motherfucker

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“If he thinks that bothers me, he doesn’t know me" Labour leader Keir Starmer's opening words at party conference after a protester threw glitter over him on stage Follow live

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my new flat is SO MUCH BIGGER THAN I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE AAAAAAA it's good

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damn advance wars AND golden sun in one nintendo direct what more could we ask for gonna die

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Well done 47, they won't realise you've enabled inverted controls until it's too late.

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the only picture of me I've been happy with in years

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go on Liz, tell them you're going to resign and then announce a GE instead, go out like the Queen you killed

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Bioware laying off 50 people 20 minutes after the biggest game in their genre came out, paving the way for their games to do massively well, is the kind of “ah, they were just numbers on a spreadsheet to some investor” shit that should have us marching with torches on Wall Street

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Entire of Glasgow power cut? Whole west end is

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1 year

these days it'll be more like ALAN WOKE, NO?

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2 years

Starting the process to get tested for ADHD and they’ve handed me a form designed for my doctor that has a big “the right answer is this” section on it and I just am not sure this is being done right

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making the Dragon Age trailer look like Suicide Squad and every other multiplayer shooter/Overwatch rip is a humongous fumble, good lord

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2 years

Been trying not to tweet about it all day but just, y'know, JK Rowling's (and other scum-sucking TERF shits) vomit got a young girl killed yesterday. That's the cold, honest truth of it. It is a fucking disgrace, and the embarassment I feel to be in this industry is redoubled.

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anyway guess I'm moving back to Glasgow in the next month or so, very poggers

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Thursday pack Friday put stuff in van fly to Glasgow go to flat for first time unpack enough to sleep Saturday get up go to Dundee to watch fighting game tournament come back to Glasgow watch F1 qualifying and wrestling go home Sunday watch F1 race unpack some more busy week

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high quality picture of my mother's cat, who is supposed to be dieting

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‘Playing’ Immortality

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1 year

you ever remember that gamergate invented a woman to agree with them and called her Vivian James

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Ben Barrett

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1 year

The Tweets will now cease. Free Palestine, demand a ceasefire, and ask yourself how the fuck there are simultaneously four ongoing crisis so bad that they deserve their own BBC news header and how, exactly, we’re meant to fucking live like this.

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2 years

cancel E3 every day for screenshots like this

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damn people weren't kidding about Chained Echoes, what a game

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2 years

What is happening

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gonna be a long season #f1

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2 years

the Treasury Discord is worth the price of admission

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Ben Barrett

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1 year

First game I'm in the credits for, I believe. Tested a basically complete build a couple of months before release, encountered all of one bug. Told them the torture scene was too much. £300, 80 hours of my life. Good deal.