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@ChampMcCall
Champ
4 months
Roger Waters. Fucking hell. What a fucking cunt.
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@ChampMcCall
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4 months
Losing yer dad is fucking shit. Make the most of it while you still can.
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@ChampMcCall
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4 months
That’s because you’re thick as fucking shit.
@SingleTicket371
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4 months
I’ve known many people with cancer, who’ve been receiving chemotherapy including family members, and non of them looked anywhere near that healthy!!… Also what was the body double at the farm shop and the ai video all about?? Still believe something isn’t right 💯🤔
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@ChampMcCall
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4 months
Fucking Saturday. Same as Friday but with an increased chance someone might "pop round". We shouldn't have to live like this.
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4 months
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@ChampMcCall
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5 months
Time to “milkshake” every single left wing MP, journalist, commentator, radio host and campaigner. After all, it’s not assault. It’s just a bit of fun.
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@ChampMcCall
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6 months
Wish someone had said to that fucking Bob Marley "No, Bob, we don't like fucking jammin. We like a bit of peace and quiet, now fuck off, you scruffy hippy twat".
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@ChampMcCall
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6 months
Who fucking wants some, eh? And I'm not on about tasty biscuits so fuck off ya scrounging bastards.
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@ChampMcCall
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6 months
Thinking of becoming a Community Notes bastard.
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@ChampMcCall
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6 months
Magical shit is happening.
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@ChampMcCall
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5 months
Problem with someone recommending a film/tv series is if it turns out it's fucking shit, you start fucking hating the twat and end up hiring a private investigator to find their address so you can go round and chin the cunt. Lot of hassle.
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@ChampMcCall
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4 months
Over 2 trillion galaxies in the universe and we ended up next to fucking yorkshire.
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@ChampMcCall
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4 months
BREAKING FUCKING NEWS: Everyone forbidden from having a fucking laugh. More miserable fucking shit when we have it.
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@ChampMcCall
Champ
6 months
Morning, internet addicts!
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@ChampMcCall
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6 months
Fucking weather. Fucking shit. Fuck off.
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@ChampMcCall
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5 months
@BurnsideNotTosh I just read your tweet out over the tannoy in B&Q and everyone cheered and started singing "take a walk on the Burnside".
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@ChampMcCall
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6 months
Need some new glasses. 200 fucking quid for the lenses, the fucking bastards.
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@ChampMcCall
Champ
4 months
“You can’t buy happiness” Can. 35p.
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@ChampMcCall
Champ
11 days
Installed the Lidl app. Proper fucking shopping warlord now.
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@ChampMcCall
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10 days
Heard there's a new lass working at t'chippy. Might chuck some Old Spice on, nip in and see if she fancies getting some sausage rolls in and watching some iFixit vids.
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@ChampMcCall
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11 days
Sunday night, load of shite.
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@ChampMcCall
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5 months
Gonna start shitting in birds nests. See how they like it, the dirty little fuckers.
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@ChampMcCall
Champ
5 months
Tears for herself, the cunt.
@johnestevens
John Stevens
5 months
BREAKING: Paula Vennells breaks down in tears as she's grilled in front of Post Office victims
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@ChampMcCall
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5 months
I’ll be outside Spar tomorrow 8pm if you want some, soft lad.
@MikeTyson
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“Ready or not here I come”
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@ChampMcCall
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5 months
What happened to flans? Used to love a strawberry flan. Country's finished.
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