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Funk wizard

Los Angeles, CA
Joined April 2019
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2 months
Your Halloween plans are made. Tickets on sale here
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@ChakiFunkWizard
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Five dudes who got kicked out of their main bands for being unvaxxed have formed a "supergroup"
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A cool British guy named Jarvis took my cemetery tour today
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3 months
Gene Siskel waiting to see the Dead start playing on July 23rd 1990 in Tinley Park, Illinois (Bret Mydland's last show)
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6 months
My friend Stephanie posted this picture of the time she took Jello Biafra on his first roller coaster ride lol
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@ChakiFunkWizard
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8 months
Sylvester in a Ritz Crackers sweater is the ideal human form
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3 years
Ok story time. When I was 22 and working at a music store Taylor would come in a lot. We'd bond over prog cuz I'd always be playing Yes. Yes were playing an invite only acoustic set down the street and this mf'r asked when I'm off and took me. What a generous human. RIP 💔
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@ChakiFunkWizard
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9 months
The Kids in the Hall tonight at The Palace of Fine Arts ❤️
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5 years
@Corey_Feldman Instead of wasting $20 on a broken website, use it to donate to this guy! His website ALWAYS works!
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Some days I'm Bob in a Siouxsie shirt and some days I'm Neil in a Fishbone shirt
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Hoagie Gurus admin is PISSED
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Jazz. It's a way of life.
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Corey no
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Hey babe do you mind if I put something on to help me sleep?
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Laurel Canyon scene is so dorky once you peel the layers of rich kid status and CIA infiltration. LA natives were playing garage rock in the Valley. The Canyon was for rich, non-natives and yts. David Geffin and his gross crew never hung with ? and the Mysterians just sayin.
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Absolutely bonkers behavior that a venue billing itself as lefty diy is in bed with the abusive C*nefamily creep with Peter Theil ties, let's him party there and has no plans to distance itself. The artist/diy community of LA is not safe as long as that dingbat is around.
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You're on a first date and he offers to pay for dinner with this wdyd
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@blameaspartame hoping to see you at The Seed Release Ritual
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Brian Wilson talks about Marie Callender's pies cc: @beachboysmoment
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@JoeFrady @MorrisseyMerc It's actually ok to call out and make fun of your fascist former friends
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@shawnwines Actively supporting genocide?
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@ChakiFunkWizard
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2 years
I told you I had a pic of Sherman Hemsley in a Nektar shirt
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@ChakiFunkWizard
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10 months
Merry Mex-mas from @bwecht and myself! Final show of tour tonight in San Diego at @casbahsandiego !
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@ChakiFunkWizard
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11 months
OMG I just went into my weed store to pick up a vape and look who is there
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@ChakiFunkWizard
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6 months
It's John Waters' birthday. Yes he is my idol. His whole approach to everything is a masterclass on how to conduct oneself, enjoy life, and create amazing art. We are lucky to have him. Clip is the sweet, generous intro he wrote for me. He calls me the Hazel Atkins of funk!
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Just remembered one time I was seeing Steely Dan at the Greek and scored some good seats. I got up to dance to Peg and when I returned Juliette Lewis and her dad George were sitting in my seats. "excuse me those are my seats" and Juliette said "sorry we need these" and shrugged.
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@ChakiFunkWizard
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5 months
I just found working Yamaha v drums on the goddamn street
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2 years
😁😁😁 #BestShow24
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Wow what a special cool amazing thing to be a part of. Amazing day with amazing friends. Best Show for life! Thank you @bestshow4life @scharpling @shanandtheclams @bwecht @ForeverDogTeam
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@NoContextBrits
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Who is the greatest British person of all-time?
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@ChakiFunkWizard
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2 years
The concept art for the new layout of The Castro Theater. Fuck this.
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@ChakiFunkWizard
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2 years
I had a stupid birthday wish to play Weezer Blue Album dressed as The Blue Man Group. Our debut show is on my actual birthday May 5th at Corbin Bowl in Tarzana opening up for Angelo from Fishbone. It would mean the world if you could come sing along and celebrate with me. Ty 💙
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@ChakiFunkWizard
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@thewhostellout I do it but make it glam
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@ChakiFunkWizard
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4 months
People often ask where to see art in LA
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Almost identical
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@ChakiFunkWizard
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4 years
I called CSPAN
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@LazlosGhost Why would someone post this
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7 months
So I have to warn you about the St. Ides weed punch and it being 100mgs for only 8 bucks. I thought it was just 10 like the PBR one and went to outer space by mistake.
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2 years
People often ask me what the sickest record is in my collection
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RIP Dave from Knoxville. A Best Show legend.
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@mjnblack It's a GWAR ass name
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Best day of my life
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@LouisPeitzman
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RICHARD KIND SIGHTING.
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3 years
I'd wear this shirt
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@ChakiFunkWizard
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7 months
90 days no 🥃 as of today. Still fat as ever and still playing shows with OSHA violations.
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@ChakiFunkWizard
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2 months
This is my tio and my abuelita that turns 100 this weekend. Nuts.
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5 months
I say this with peace and love - people that don't like The Sex Pistols or The Monkees and dismiss them for being "manufactured" don't know how to party.
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2 years
It's never too late to watch The Dave Foley True Meaning of Christmas Specials Christmas Special featuring El Vez @KITHnocontext
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11 months
Age 14 passing out my zine at 8th grade recess Simi Valley, CA
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@ChakiFunkWizard
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2 years
Happy 42nd anniversary to me and my wife
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Happy Saturday from me and Ray
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Listen to my EP! I'm fully vaxxed, boosted, and funky!
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When I was 20 the idea of being in a cover band disgusted me. Now that I'm 40 it's all I want to do!
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2 years
FUCK dementia. It's the worst possible thing to happen to a loved one. Sending love to Bruce's family. You absolutely need to be rich to deal with this and I hope he's well taken care of. My family is poor and my father is currently struggling with very bad Dementia. It's awful.
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@ChakiFunkWizard
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2 years
I don't use Sp*tify or any algo based playlists. I still discover new music from djs on the radio! TuneIn App is 100% free. I rotate between WFMU, KXLU, KEXP, KALX & WPRB. I discover so much amazing shit. Not a brag just a suggestion :)
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@ChakiFunkWizard
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Metallica would be better with Meg White
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3 years
John Waters introducing me. I can retire.
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3 years
Ban tech at pride!
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@ChakiFunkWizard
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4 years
The cops started shooting at us on Fairfax and 3rd while the people were being peaceful. They are aggravating the situation. They announced they were there to help and then started shooting within 30 seconds of making that announcement. They lied to hundreds of people’s faces.
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2 years
If you are my friend then please pray to the job gods for me thank you 🙏🏽
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Ok that ITYSL with Heidecker is v funny, but Club Haunted House was a real thing! Located on 6315 Hollywood blvd (now a strip club). There were monsters and bat girl gogo dancers! My dads band The Freak Set was the house band there. He's the one kneeling.
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Bumped into this foo outside the Mark from Devo event last night lol
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During the Bush Tetras' set at Mosswood, @rockyoriordan 's bass strap broke and I just happen to have an extra one in my bag on the side of the stage. This was the perfect excuse to meet one of my bass heroes.
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To the people returning home from Burning Man: no one wants to hear your harrowing story. Kept it to yourself. I promise you I'm helping you by telling you this.
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My Tia Dorothy told me the secret to long life and looking young is eating refried beans every morning I told her legumes don't agree with me and she called me a puto.
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@ChakiFunkWizard
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2 years
What a deal
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Eternal mystery: why did white bros with afros always wear Superman shirts with suspenders in the 70s?
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Hollywood is cowards if they do not make this movie
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@ChakiFunkWizard
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3 years
Wow this new photo of Yes is a vibe and not a good one
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3 months
I need a Gyros Girl poster and there are NONE for sale on the internet. VERY RARE.
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2 years
Bob Dylan just destroyed Los Angeles with beautiful music. The house lights were on the whole time. Pat show I went to that did that was Throbbing Gristle ⚡️
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@ChakiFunkWizard
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Look at this amazing picture I took on our hike yesterday
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@ChakiFunkWizard
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3 years
Gotta have a hustle
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@ChakiFunkWizard
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Happy John Cage Chord Change Day to all those who celebrate
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Correction: The person that runs LS threatened me with a lawyer so I'll make it clear. She let me know she is "aware of the allegations." She worked with him to acquire the space, shares it with him, and let him party there anyway.
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@ChakiFunkWizard
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2 years
Hey @DelTaco you didn't have to kick me out of the drive thru I was just trying to tell people about your awesome deals
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@ChakiFunkWizard
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4 years
Sigh
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If Biden wins I’ll play Funky Frankenstein on the corner of Hollywood and Highland on a loop for 24 hrs straight
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Face reveal
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Omg it's @JenniferTilly !!!
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Got kicked out of toothsomes for complaining too much. This place blows! Not even fun ironically. Mad at @DoubleThreatPod for hyping it up.
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My Bloody Valentine’s Kevin Shields’ amp rig.
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A guy on a podcast said that The LaBrea Tar Pits were "stupid" and "boring" and I never wanted to tell someone to get their colonizer gentrified ass out of my city faster.
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I'm eating The Scharpling from White Castle
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Richard Simmons is genuinely one of the greatest celebrities that has ever graced us with their presence. We are so so lucky to have lived during the same time as him.
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Some dude at the cemetery just now said "Robert Smith was going to join Siouxie on stage last night for a duet." And I had to break the news to him that she fucking hates Robert with a passion and that duet would never happen in a million years.
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Ok Eataly Century City
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Friggan Kenny Freakin Loggins showed up to Kibitz Room Tuesday night and sang Jive Talkin. CC: @hollywoodsteveh
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If you want to see me play Weezer - Blue Album dressed like this come to the Kibbitz Room January 5th it's free
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3 years
Hey we saw you from across the bar...
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A couple kids from Maryland
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Flea market scores
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Everyone with an interest in the subject should read this book. Stephen Stills' father ran the propaganda factory military film studio at the top of the canyon. Jared Leto now owns it. Twisted, disgusting shit.
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2 years
How do you know when someone is microdosing? Don't worry they'll tell you.
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4 years
Who made this ?
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7 months
People are so fucked up. Ann sounds fucking incredible. The band is ripping. She's in her 70s. Elvis was in his 40s.
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There isn’t a bigger Ann Wilson fan than me when it comes To Being the best Female Rock Vocalist of All time, So am I being to harsh when I feel like I am watching Elvis in 77 here?
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Did you know when The Carpenters got some dough they bought some adjacent apartments in their shitty hometown of Downey, CA and named them after their two #1 hits? They still stand to this day.
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My local fb buy nothing group is unhinged
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