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Shawn Wines

1 year

I made baby strike signs so kids can picket at their schools, playgrounds and places of employment. Dry erasable for your child’s particular grievance. Let me know if you want one!

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Shawn Wines

@shawnwines

10 months

What if every town had a store with thousands of movies you could borrow for like $4?

DiscussingFilm

@DiscussingFilm

10 months

Prime Video will launch ads on January 29. A new ad-free option will cost an additional $2.99 per month.

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Shawn Wines

@shawnwines

1 year

If you work at a nice restaurant in LA, save this guy’s picture in your phone. Just for fun, you know.

Variety

@Variety

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Disney CEO Bob Iger says the writers and actors going on strike in Hollywood are not being “realistic” with their expectations: "It's very disturbing to me."

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Shawn Wines

@shawnwines

1 year

Hi it’s me, the negotiations grinch, reminding you that “very encouraging” and “incredible progress” are exactly what the studios would say if they want to get people’s hopes up and make the WGA look unreasonable for not taking a bad deal. Thanks/sorry/please wait for real news!

Deadline

@DEADLINE

1 year

After a long CEO-attended session today that one insider described as “very encouraging,” the WGA and the AMPTP will return to the latter’s Sherman Oaks’ offices on September 21, we’re told

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@shawnwines

1 year

Zaslav loudly booed at BU commencement. Although I’m incapable of being happy, this comes close.

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Shawn Wines

@shawnwines

1 year

Looking forward to watching another very expensive and highly professional PR firm get absolutely humiliated by a few bored TV writers tweeting from the Bob’s Big Boy bathroom.

The Hollywood Reporter

@THR

1 year

AMPTP Hires New Crisis PR Firm As Strikes Go On

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Shawn Wines

@shawnwines

1 year

Forgot to make fun of this yesterday, sorry, won’t happen again.

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@shawnwines

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The Hollywood Reporter

@THR

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David Zaslav shared a statement to THR, saying, "I am immensely supportive of writers and hope the strike is resolved soon and in a way that they feel recognizes their value”

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Shawn Wines

@shawnwines

1 year

Happy 0th birthday to our new Paramount solidarity orca. Name and complex backstory coming soon.

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Shawn Wines

@shawnwines

1 year

When deal points come out, there’s going to be a lot of talk that the WGA didn’t get enough to justify a painful strike. This is partly to save face for the CEOs, partly to cause resentment within the guild, and mostly to make strikes look ineffectual for other unions.

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Shawn Wines

@shawnwines

1 year

Just added “losing $500 million to save $47 million” to the special skills section of my CEO resumé.

The Hollywood Reporter

@THR

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Warner Bros. Discovery Says Ongoing Strikes Will Mean $300M-$500M Hit to 2023 Earnings

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Shawn Wines

@shawnwines

1 year

Drew Carey refuses to stop Drew Careying.

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Shawn Wines

@shawnwines

1 year

Got another one!

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Shawn Wines

@shawnwines

1 year

I called the LAPD Noise Enforcement Team (!!) and they said there’s nothing they can do about excessive noise at picket sites, so please be VERY LOUD near office windows, soundstages and outdoor productions.

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Shawn Wines

@shawnwines

1 year

The walls are closing in.

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Shawn Wines

@shawnwines

1 year

Even the dumbest man on earth gets it

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Shawn Wines

@shawnwines

1 year

Things are going great with the HBO Max “creators” cleanup, where now Moonlight has no writers, The Matrix has a third director, Moneyball has no filmmakers at all and the 1933 King Kong is rated TV-PG. Great job to all involved, thank you, love you, etc.

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Shawn Wines

@shawnwines

1 year

Media CEOs have no actual talents besides “soft skills” - understanding audiences, building relationships with artists, getting ahead of problems. The strikes have exposed them as being terrible at all of those things. So what value do they actually bring for their huge salaries?

DiscussingFilm

@DiscussingFilm

1 year

Bob Iger, who earns $25M+ annually, is reportedly personally offended the WGA didn’t agree to AMPTP’s latest offer that doesn’t provide them proper fair pay & conditions Writers are asking for a measly 0.18% average of a studio’s annual revenue (Source: )

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Shawn Wines

@shawnwines

1 year

I know the perfect mediator

Variety

@Variety

1 year

Hollywood CEOs and Industry Insiders Seek Federal Mediation to Help Avert SAG-AFTRA Strike (EXCLUSIVE)

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Shawn Wines

@shawnwines

1 year

Quick, add “reopen the Arclight” in size 8 font somewhere.

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Shawn Wines

@shawnwines

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@THR This guy adapted a Cowboy of the Month calendar into a soap opera for divorced uncles and thinks he’s our Hemingway

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Shawn Wines

@shawnwines

1 year

Happy one month anniversary to the Max “creators” debacle, which as of today has still not been fixed.

Variety

@Variety

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Max Will Change Back Film Credit Listings to Break Out Directors and Writers After Backlash

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Shawn Wines

@shawnwines

1 year

There’s only one right way to end Succession

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Shawn Wines

@shawnwines

1 year

If I was an evil billionaire media tycoon with a nice life and a gorgeous collection of sport vests, I would have simply not forced thousands of the most famous people on the planet to talk about unions every day for months so that my nightmare labor summer repeats itself forever

IATSE // #IASolidarity

@IATSE

1 year

BREAKING: Visual Effects (VFX) crews at Marvel Studios have filed for a unionization election with the National Labor Relations Board. This signals a major shift in the VFX industry, which has been largely non-union since the 70s. VFX WORKERS ASSEMBLE!!

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Has anyone done this yet?

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Shawn Wines

@shawnwines

1 year

Please let the nice drunken gentiles at Idle Hour know that the AMPTP spelled their own name wrong in a one-line press release tonight.

Elaine Low

@elainelow

1 year

And just a few minutes ago, a joint statement on the #wgastrike was issued from the studios’ recently hired crisis PR firm, The Levinson Group: “The WGA and AMPTPT [sic] have reached a tentative agreement.”

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Shawn Wines

@shawnwines

1 year

Did I miss anything? I was putting our best and final child to bed.

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Shawn Wines

@shawnwines

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The Boston painters union lent their Scabby to greet Zaslav at the VIP entrance

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Shawn Wines

@shawnwines

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I’m very competitive but willing to admit this is better than my cowbell.

Todd Spence

@Todd_Spence

1 year

When stunt people picket against the AMPTP, they out-picket all of us. (performed by Mike Massa)

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Shawn Wines

@shawnwines

1 year

Thank you to my personal fashion hero Flavor Flav for bringing lunch to WB and greeting all the Ted Lasso actors by their characters’ names

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Shawn Wines

@shawnwines

1 year

Really sad to hear that the studios are going to have to shut down. There’s just no money in this business. Senior VPs are burning their office furniture to stay warm. Business affairs execs are selling plasma for cash. The Paramount lot is now a Raising Cane’s Chicken Fingers.

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Shawn Wines

@shawnwines

1 year

New batch of baby signs from my wild lamination weekend. DM me if you still need one!

Shawn Wines

@shawnwines

1 year

I made baby strike signs so kids can picket at their schools, playgrounds and places of employment. Dry erasable for your child’s particular grievance. Let me know if you want one!

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Shawn Wines

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1 year

This is desperate fearmongering from the side that’s losing. Look for hit pieces on WGA leadership soon, rumors of secret meetings, letters from individual writers criticizing the guild. This is typical strikebreaking PR bullshit and Deadline will be happy to publish all of it.

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Shawn Wines

@shawnwines

1 year

It’s opening night at CEO Friday’s, our CEO-only pop up restaurant outside the new Netflix pop up restaurant. Thanks to billionaire chef Adam Lustick for doing 5 hours of improv on Fairfax, and special thanks to Netflix for having the dumbest idea in restaurant history.

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Shawn Wines

@shawnwines

1 year

Does anyone know if Wes Anderson was involved with this movie?

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Shawn Wines

@shawnwines

1 year

Hey @MayorOfLA just wondering if you’d like to update your 70-day old “both sides” statement about the writers strike, now that one of the sides is attempting to drive the other into homelessness as a negotiating tactic? Thanks in advance for doing nothing at all to support us!

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Shawn Wines

@shawnwines

1 year

I took half an edible for the first time in like 6 years

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Shawn Wines

@shawnwines

1 year

Uplifting news: A supermarket used AI to help people meal plan, and it immediately tried to kill everyone with a chlorine cocktail, “bleach-infused rice surprise,” ant poison and glue sandwiches, and “methanol bliss” - a turpentine-flavored french toast. Classic AI hijinks! Lol!!

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Shawn Wines

@shawnwines

1 year

Oh cool, we’ve entered the “take-it-or-leave-it ultimatums laundered through CNBC morning show hosts” phase of the strike.

David Faber

@davidfaber

1 year

After face to face meeting today, writers and producers near agreement to end WGA strike. Met today and hope to finalize deal tomorrow, according to people close to the negotiations, who, while optimistic, warn that without deal tomorrow strike likely continues through year end.

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Shawn Wines

@shawnwines

1 year

Absolute nightmare out here for the “I know I recognize that actor from something…” community

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Shawn Wines

@shawnwines

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To think, the next time I eat Costco pizza over a trash can and clean my face with my forearm it will be from the privacy of my own home.

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Shawn Wines

@shawnwines

1 year

Did a rewrite (arguably a polish) on the shirt

Shiv Ramdas Buk Riter

@nameshiv

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The orcas attacking boats after a female orca was injured by a rudder is fascinating but when you discover that what they're actually doing is tearing the rudders off the boats and leaving them to drift helpless to hurt another orca ever again it becomes the greatest thing ever

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I stand before you today a thoroughly humbled man

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Shawn Wines

@shawnwines

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Every writers’ room should have a tasteful life-size shrine to Drew Carey in the corner.

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@DrewFromTV

1 year

Yoooo @WGAWest members!! 💔 Congrats! ❤️ If the strike is officially over tomorrow you’ll have til midnight to have one last meal at Bob’s Big Boy or Swingers! GO CELEBRATE! Love you all!

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Shawn Wines

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1 year

It is my fervent hope that one of these guys will actually do something and I can stop editing the hot dog meme every time they talk.

Deadline

@DEADLINE

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“It is my fervent hope that we quickly find solutions to the issues that have kept us apart these past few months,” said Bob Iger today of the Writers Guild strike on Disney’s earnings call. “And I am personally committed to achieve this result”

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Shawn Wines

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It’s a good day to remember that the AMPTP are not evil geniuses, they’re a small office of lawyers above a Buffalo Wild Wings desperately trying to convince 8 of the world’s biggest megalomaniac assholes to stop trying to destroy each other so they can try to destroy us instead.

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Shawn Wines

@shawnwines

1 year

Save some time fending off anti-union twitter trolls with this handy reply template.

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Shawn Wines

@shawnwines

1 year

Baby strike signs (SAG edition) are here! Dry erasable for your child’s unrealistic demands. DM me if you want one!

Shawn Wines

@shawnwines

1 year

I made baby strike signs so kids can picket at their schools, playgrounds and places of employment. Dry erasable for your child’s particular grievance. Let me know if you want one!

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@shawnwines

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This is a dream come true for me, a person who wants pop-up alerts about who Ariana Grande is dating while I’m watching Hotel Rwanda.

Variety

@Variety

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Warner Bros. Discovery will test out CNN news alerts while Max viewers are watching TV shows and movies on the platform.

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Shawn Wines

@shawnwines

1 year

Friendly reminder that any one of these zillionaire dipshits could end both strikes tomorrow, but they won’t because their allegiance isn’t to art, artists or audiences. It’s to power and to forever protecting that power for other obscenely rich people like them.

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Shawn Wines

@shawnwines

1 year

Congrats to Team Paramount on winning the Strike Captain Super Bowl: flipping a tainted neutral gate! Van Ness Neutral is now open for picketing.

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Shawn Wines

@shawnwines

1 year

We’ve achieved full honking approval from the mayor of Burbank via @hollywood_labor

Konstantine Anthony🌹♿🧠

@KonstantineinCA

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@jenwhitedop @hollywood_labor @shawnwines Honk away, my friends!

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Shawn Wines

@shawnwines

1 year

Really underwhelmed by the sloppy crisis PR work happening out there. For example, did you know the CNBC doofus who tweeted “if a deal doesn’t happen tomorrow then the year is over” is THE SAME FUCKING GUY from the Sun Valley Bob Iger interview? Do better please, I’m bored.

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Shawn Wines

@shawnwines

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To their credit, The Hollywood Reporter has started identifying anonymous insiders as “studio-side” or “management-side”, which gives important context to their quotes. I appreciate it and wish other outlets would do the same.

The Hollywood Reporter

@THR

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After Marathon Session, Writers Guild Negotiations Conclude Friday Without Deal

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@shawnwines

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SAG buttons! Coming soon (tomorrow) to Paramount.

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The AMPTP so wishes there was a big group of writers plotting to overthrow the Negotiating Committee that they had agents call people on the weekend to (unsuccessfully) stir up dissent. Despite 97% vote, 7,000 survey responses, thousands picketing daily. So stupid and desperate.

David Simon

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Greatly resent not being among the TV showrunners who took a weekend call from an agent urging our union to accept a first-offer-in-four-months, one-hand-giveth-while-the-other-taketh-back deal. Missed opportunity to call some ten-percent wonder a greedy, empty shill. #WGAStrong

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Shawn Wines

@shawnwines

1 year

Wait, did we shame Bill Maher into doing his first good thing?

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Shawn Wines

@shawnwines

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These might come in handy this week. Please use responsibly.

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Shawn Wines

@shawnwines

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TL;DR: After searching for 100+ days, Variety finally tracked down 7 writers out of 11,000 who anonymously disagree with one of our proposals.

Variety

@Variety

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TV Staff Minimum Remains Key Sticking Point, But Some in WGA Privately Grumble: 'Nobody Asked for This'

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Shawn Wines

@shawnwines

1 year

New sign era

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@shawnwines

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Writers of earth, I beg you to not overreact to whatever unsourced garbage the trades put out today about negotiations. The meeting is good, their offer will be bad, and that’s to be expected. It’s the first step of many. Here’s what I emailed my team yesterday.

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Shawn Wines

@shawnwines

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“To the writahs and actahs, when we get done kickin’ the shit outta UPS, your employahs are next!” -Sean O’Brien, Teamsters General President and the most thoroughly Boston man I’ve ever seen

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Shawn Wines

@shawnwines

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In case you know anyone who does drugs, they’re free from this nice fellow at Paramount. I got the one that his grandma uses before weddings.

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Shawn Wines

@shawnwines

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In case anyone doubts our impact, there’s not enough filming to fully operate a permit office in Los Angeles anymore. “FilmLA will be implementing a temporary reduction in operating hours due to an overall decline in permit volume and on-location filming.”

FilmLA to Implement Reduced Operating Hours on July 1st

Starting 7/1/2023, FilmLA will be open for business from 9 AM to 5 PM (Monday-Friday) until further notice.

filmla.com

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Shawn Wines

@shawnwines

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Our worthless mayor wants to stay neutral to protect her studio donor relationships. Her office number is 213-978-0600 if you need it.

Mayor Karen Bass

@MayorOfLA

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This is an urgent issue that must be resolved and I will be working to make that happen.

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Shawn Wines

@shawnwines

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Found the AMPTP’s LinkedIn

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@shawnwines

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I made this my ringtone

DiscussingFilm

@DiscussingFilm

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Ron Perlman on the studio exec that wanted the strike to drag on until union members lose their homes: “There’s a lot of ways to lose your house. You wish that on people, you wish that families starve while you’re making 27-fucking-million a year.”

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The CEOs get time and a half on Saturdays ($47 million/hour)

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@shawnwines

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The studios must be desperate if they’re turning their backs on the only thing they truly believe in (Summer Fridays)

Deadline

@DEADLINE

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Studios Seek To Reopen Talks With WGA On Friday

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@shawnwines

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The director of Pirates 5, Maleficent 2 and Tron 3 is right. None of us want the strikes to end quickly, only he does.

Variety

@Variety

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“Tron 3” director Joachim Rønning wrote, "Today was supposed to be our first day of principal photography on 'Tron 3.' Instead, we are shut down with over 150 people laid off...The AMPTP, SAG-AFTRA and WGA need to speed up the negotiating process and not leave the table until

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@shawnwines

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It’s time to start thinking about it

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@shawnwines

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The key is so large. The hole is on the side of a wall? Is it a box that contains a deal? Why does the key matter when you can walk through the hole with a ladder? Is the deal too big to remove through the hole? Then why do you need a spyglass to see it? Why are the shadows wrong

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Shawn Wines

@shawnwines

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(This is about the trades, the agents and the twitter trolls. WGA members will debate the details before voting on ratification. I don’t know the terms yet or how I’ll vote. But I know the studio rumor mill will pivot towards making the strike seem pointless the moment it ends.)

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@shawnwines

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Drums, cowbells, cymbals, pots and pans, Imagine Dragons, vuvuzelas, trombones, big speakers playing John August’s podcast, etc. Make noise, wear earplugs, we’re all sick of talking to each other anyway.

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How could they do this to me

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Here’s where things stood when the strike started. We were never going to get everything we wanted, but I’m pretty sure it’s going to be drastically better than this.

WGA Contract 2023

The WGA reached a tentative agreement with the Alliance of Motion Picture and Television Producers on a new three-year Minimum Basic Agreement.

www.wgacontract2023.org

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@THR He seems chill and normal

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It’s happening!

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It’s a smart move. I remember when I laundered my wedding vows through Deadline, my wife accepted them immediately.

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A lot of people are enraged by this, but 18 less yachts is devastating to the maritime orgy industry, not to mention cocaine salesmen, caviar spoon dealerships and local detectives who investigate dead waitstaff.

The Wall Street Journal

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“This is what a recession looks like,” said one guest at David Zaslav’s Cannes party, gesturing to two megayachts in the distance. “There used to be 20 of these.”

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@Variety Yeah this guy worth $700 million appearing on CNBC from a secret media conference in Idaho has a great perspective on what’s realistic

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Barely a mention of Carol Lombardini in all the strike roundup pieces. Totally sidelined by the CEOs and defeated by the guild. A tragic fall from grace for a once-great villain. Not even worthy of a funny Halloween costume anymore.

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Team Paramount has a wish list of picket survivalist items if you’d like to support us tired thirsty sidewalk people from the comfort of your chateau:

WGA on Strike - Support with Supplies | Amazon Gift List

www.amazon.com

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More anti-union messaging is on the way. If streamers raise prices, make less shows or start consolidating, it’ll all get blamed on the strikes. Not the unsustainable growth models that created a bubble. It’ll be the workers’ fault for taking back 1-2% of the profits they create.

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@cd4losangeles There’s gonna be like 20 Urban Forestry Division comedy specs next year

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If you’re in line to dunk on Sharon Waxman, STAY IN LINE.

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I have a lot of respect for overpaid university presidents who hate their students, so this was hard to write.

Jorge A. Reyes

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His email: president @bu .edu Here's what I sent: "President Brown, That wasn't "cancel culture" that your students displayed. That was their own free thinking and free speech. You, and your fossilized, lazy thinking, can go fuck yourself. Best always, Jorge A. Reyes WGAE Member"

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The only explanation for a midnight Saturday press release before even notifying members is the AMPTP made a “final” offer with a clock on it, probably timed to undercut the SAG vote ending tomorrow, and the DGA went for it.

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Can we post our secret photos from weird rapid response pickets now? This was an overnight campfire-style picket on a dirt road in Agua Dulce. Writers drove up in shifts to hold the line for 72 hours. I was too scared of coyotes to form long term memories, but I think it was fun.

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Demanding our kids call us creators instead of mom and dad

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Now hearing pitches for writers’ strike buttons. Send me your dumbest ideas and I’ll make them instead of spending time with my children.

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Still the most timeless quote about Hollywood

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If any ex-employees want to covertly share dirt on their $246 million boss, I will meet you in a parking garage of your choosing (please not the Hollywood and Highland one).

Deadline

@DEADLINE

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EXCLUSIVE: Warner Bros. Discovery is set to undergo another round of layoffs in its television business. Deadline understands that the company is expected to cut some roles in its cable TV business, which includes the Discovery-branded cable networks

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Support Team Paramount if you can!

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Is this anything?

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Merry 100 days to all. Please give us a fair contract so I can get a cat hair roller for my shirt.

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Shawn Wines

@shawnwines

1 year

@THR Best viewer-proof lineup in TV history

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Shawn Wines

@shawnwines

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I should also add that I’m not a lawyer or a particularly smart person (majored in communication), so if a policeman tells you to quiet down you should probably do that until they drive away.

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Shawn Wines

@shawnwines

1 year

Favorite movie where a sheepdog punches someone in the face? I’ll start:

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Shawn Wines

@shawnwines

1 year

Share donuts with the security guards, I guarantee they hate the studios even more than we do

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