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@Ceyloba

1 year

If anyone is in West London and wants to have a quick brunch, try out Malieu cafe in Acton Vale, it’s Somali-owned and the owners are young Somali entrepreneurs. The food was SO GOOD, support a Somali business and pay them a visit Insha’Allah Forgot to mention it’s fully HALAL

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2 years

The best Somali rice for me should have these 4 things 1. Fried onions 2. Raisins 3. Orange colouring 4. Fried sliced potatoes as garnishing

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@Ceyloba

11 months

I’ll never forget when my dad was on his break at work, he called me and we spoke for 30 mins. His Somali colleague asked who was on the line, my dad said “my daughter” and his colleague was stunned and said “what is the purpose of speaking to your daughter for that long” 🤮🤮🤮

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@Abukarawale

11 months

Calling out Somali fathers in the western world .

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@Ceyloba

2 months

They out here giving out Somali noses

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@2real4realityy

2 months

They’re putting her business out there😭

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@Ceyloba

3 years

Y’all I just came across a Somali habaryar that does trucking as a living, she documents her trips on TikTok, Somali mothers are literally the most hardworking women, May Allah protect them from harms way and bless them in this life and the next 😭❤️

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@Ceyloba

2 years

I NEED answers, what is this 😭😭

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@Ceyloba

4 years

Abdul Aziz is 7 years old and needs surgery, his disease could lead to permanent paralysis if not treated Please donate and share insha’Allah The Prophet (PBUH) said: “The believer’s shade on the Day of Resurrection will be his charity.” (Al-Tirmidhi)

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Abdul-Azziz is only seven years old, based in Somalia, Hargey… Ahmed Omer and Amatoullah Mohamed needs your support for Help this Child Abdul-Azziz Hussein with Epilepsy

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@Ceyloba

11 months

Alhamdulilah I’m Somali, one thing we got right is never normalizing that nonsense

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@LYRACYST

11 months

Girls, what do you think about living with your in-laws?

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@Ceyloba

11 months

No but I actually hear that argument because I’d be livid if an ajnabi was selling Somali diracs Stick to your own culture you thieves

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@Ceyloba

1 year

In Ottawa, Canada, the courts were overwhelmed by the influx of Muslim women who were abandoned by their husbands that the city now forces all muslim clerics to register every nikkah. This shows the state of Muslim affairs. Some men do not fear Allah

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@Ceyloba

3 years

Never took a loan for University, I was able to work two jobs Monday through Sunday 8am-4pm and then 5-10pm. Didn’t travel for those 4 years of University like my friends did but Alhamdulilah I’m debt free 🤍

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@MoSalhan

3 years

What is a decision you made years ago that your present self is grateful for and why? I'll go first 👇👇👇

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@Ceyloba

2 years

As a woman, don’t die fighting for qabilkaga , why are you going mad over a patrilineal system that doesn’t even account for you as a female lol Ghetto.

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@Ceyloba

1 year

LOOOOOOOOOOL screaming 🤣 I’m Dhulbahante but this made me laugh

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@Ceyloba

2 years

Guys, when I found out this brother was in Somalia’s football team I rescinded my Somaliland citizenship, kowda luulyo, somali weyn hanoolato

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@Ceyloba

8 years

@OttawaPolice shouldn't you be updating us on the mentally ill man you brutally beat to the point of death #JusticeForAbdi

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@Ceyloba

7 years

@TheDjinn_ Don't get it twisted your people called our region "the Land of God" y'all been kissing our asses from time

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@Ceyloba

3 years

He got fiat 500 girls in a headlock w this one

Lily🇲🇽 | Inactive

@guiltyasbieber

3 years

Im not even a Justin Bieber fan but the way he ate up this music video

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@Ceyloba

1 year

Burna boy is it CRACK is City Boys laced with crack ?? 🔥🔥

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@Ceyloba

4 years

Clubhouse made me realize how much I love my fellow Canadian Somalis ... we’re really here for good times and good vibes ... the rest of the diaspora is GHETTO

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@Ceyloba

1 year

Inna Lillahi wa inna ilayhi raji'un Very sad scenes in Morocco, as a Muslim, it is your responsibility to help and offer relief for your brothers and sisters. If you have the means, please consider donating through a credible organisation, May Allah have mercy on the deceased.

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@Ceyloba

1 year

Daily reminder for protection against anxiety, laziness and debt

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@Ceyloba

6 years

Loooooool why is it always the dad side though honestly

🇵🇸 محمود

@spaceboundarab

6 years

It's always the dad side that gotta be so toxic

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@Ceyloba

1 year

Eid Mubarak from London 🤍

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@Ceyloba

6 years

CORRECTION : 1. Canadian Somalis 2. Australian Somalis 3. UK Somalis 4.Ikea Somalis 5. Californian Somalis 6. Yemenis 7. Dogs 8. Minnesota / Ohio Somalis

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@Ceyloba

2 years

Y’all really turned on this man after his likkle outburst speech, I think AJ didn’t know how to process this loss. Y’all are frauds lol how did y’all easily turn on him like that

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@Ceyloba

2 years

Omg I made one joke and bare Somali nationalists are following me I’m a proud Lander, please 💚🤍❤️

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@Ceyloba

11 months

@Warya88 I think so too 🤷🏽‍♀️

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@Ceyloba

6 years

Pusha T getting rushed on stage in Toronto is the most Toronto shit I’ve ever heard ... smells like Regent Park/ Jungle behaviour what y’all think

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@Ceyloba

7 months

They’re gonna call me racist but I’ve heard of so many abuse stories in that community, it’s not some weird stereotype Misogyny is RIFE, especially first gen straight from that side of the world

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@Ceyloba

11 months

Why lie ?? it originated in Ethiopia, in the Horn of Africa.

Bayt Al Fann

@BaytAlFann

11 months

Drinking coffee as a beverage is said to have originated in Yemen in the 15th century in Sufi Shrines. It was there that coffee berries were first roasted & brewed in a way similar to how the drink is prepared today For #InternationalCoffeeDay a thread on coffee & Muslim culture

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@Ceyloba

3 years

My ancestral city, never been but would love to go one day Insha’Allah

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@Ceyloba

2 years

I love that the world knows being Somali and Muslim are synonymous >>>

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@Ceyloba

11 months

@mv_pfr Grown ass man with 6 kids btw.. this video is literally for him

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@Ceyloba

7 months

When I was in NYC, all the Yemenis I met went above and beyond to help me and my friends, one shop owner gave me everything for free when I told him I was Somali 😁

ساسكي الصومالي🇸🇴🏴‍☠️

@SomaliSasuke

8 months

Another social experiment was done in Yemen way back. Respect 🇾🇪 🫱🏿‍🫲🏻 🇸🇴

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@Ceyloba

6 years

Guys just don't know how to take pictures, they're out here looking like a THUMB on social media and then link up in real life and be a solid 11/10... not gonna lie, it's a pleasant kinder surprise still

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@Ceyloba

1 year

That double chin bleached bandit and her twigs really thought they did something, as a Waqooyi woman I’m utterly embarrassed by these losers That Bantu brother Allahuma Barik carried himself so well, way better looking than those doofars too

aragsan

@aragsom

1 year

Gobanimada iyo dulqaadku Koonfur ayuu yaalaa Wallaahi, Bal muwaadinkaa Soomaaliyeed gefka laga galay arka 😔! Yaa Somalie ah yase aheen Somalie ?? #SomaliaBantuu waa 🇸🇴

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@Ceyloba

8 months

En mode nos cultures sont des “thèmes” et des “costumes” ptdrrr Des tunisiennes en robes somalienne en France wtf 🤣

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@Malikayanis

8 months

Elle a voulue faire un thème « somalien » et chez eux les demoiselles d’honneur aussi son d’ sahare . C’est pas que les comorien qui mettent ce tissu

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@Ceyloba

9 years

@ComplexMag HOW he ain't got no BARZ

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@Ceyloba

8 years

Fake marry ya cousin to get a passport

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@Ceyloba

7 years

@Complex Someone said "I got mayonnaise in my bag" 😂😩 The Beyhive is no joke

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@Ceyloba

11 months

May Allah protect and shield our brothers and sisters in Gaza. I can’t believe we are sitting back and watching a genocide unfold in front of our eyes.

Belal Aldabbour

@Belalmd12

11 months

Soon, the last sliver of electricity and connection will be exhausted. If I die, remember that I, we, were individuals, humans, we had names, dreams, and achievements, and our only fault was that we were just classified as inferior.

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@Ceyloba

1 year

Articles like these prey on Muslimahs who are genuinely lost and have very little knowledge about their faith To all of the so-called “muslims” running pages like these and publishing content, you will be held accountable on the day of resurrection

Muslim Girl

@muslimgirl

1 year

Can Muslim women marry non-Muslim men? 👀💍 Explore the complexities of interfaith relationships and love in this deep dive 👇🏽

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@Ceyloba

11 months

I think Scandinavia is more shocking, because where is the link ? At least reer Djibouti we have a colonial link but Finland and Denmark doesn’t compute in my head 😭

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@h4ydid

11 months

Somalis living in France is something my brain can’t comprehend like I know we’re everywhere but France is sending me

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@Ceyloba

1 year

Acting shocked after tweeting an ill-timed completely tone deaf hadith when people are grieving and some haven’t even heard from their family members … what did you expect ?

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@Ceyloba

6 years

The era when girls would make “him❤️” as their status and have bare man shaking loooool

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@Ceyloba

16 days

Humanity is in shambles, decency is now transactional, the state of the world smh

nikita

@user3147321475

16 days

What are Arabs boycotting for you? Are they boycotting their family members with African domestic workers with confiscated passports in their family home?

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@Ceyloba

2 years

I literally see a young girl being carefree and happy I think Somalis enjoy to see Somali women miserable and unhappy

African Index

@africanindex_

2 years

Somali girls take over popular Türkiye ice cream joint where costumers part take in a dance/music challenge. 2.5 million views within hours.

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@Ceyloba

3 years

I’m anemic babe, even if I had the willpower I’m tired 95% of the time

traciaimdrunk

@traciafanclub

3 years

You actually can change a man you just gotta be that girl

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@Ceyloba

1 year

As a Somali, I approve this message ⚔️

Amezyan ⵛ

@Amezyan34

1 year

How Africa is supposed to be #Africa #Black #White #NorthAfrica #SubSahara #Egypt #Morocco #Algeria #Somalia #Hausa

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@Ceyloba

8 months

Somali girls in dahab, my favourite aesthetic >>>

maymuna

@themunaalisa

9 months

it’s greener on this side 👑🐉

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@Ceyloba

6 years

@AyGummo Sis needs to join a hagbad ASAP and recoup her money

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@Ceyloba

2 months

Copenhagen has to be the most boring major city I’ve ever been to in Europe It was clean and the water was fresh, but my God there is literally nothing to see, finished the town centre in 1 hour

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@Ceyloba

7 years

Me : Omg Idris Elba is dating a somali girl .. you go girl, bodgyal ...also me : he's kafir what is she thinking? I wonder if her abo knows

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@Ceyloba

4 years

Chakabars acting like the gatekeeper of blackness when he’s biracial is ironic to me lol Even more, him trying to school Africans as a Caribbean man...THE CHEEK

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@Ceyloba

4 years

A hand that is stingy will never see blessings ... giving money away for charitable causes will only bring blessings your way Give for the sake of Allah and see what doors He opens for you

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@Ceyloba

7 years

Most entertaining ethnicities : 1. Nigerians 2. Somalis 3. Jamaicans 4. Congolese Dats it the rest of y’all boring AF

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@Ceyloba

9 years

@E_Somalia Somalia is a hot mess because of men who think like this that's why it will never prosper

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@Ceyloba

11 months

The fact that we live rent free in a lot different communities’ minds is actually endearing , sadly we don’t care about y’all

Ⲣⲁⲫⲁⲏⲗ (Raphael)

@cvltistkid

11 months

@AshaariML You’ve never seen Somalis speaking viciously about Arab Christians?

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@Ceyloba

2 years

I could literally eat this every single day and never get bored 🔥

SamaEl

@Sxma__El

2 years

Somali food is beautiful 🥵🤌🏽

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@Ceyloba

2 years

Alhamdulilah after 2 years of wearing hijab, I can finally say w chest that I’ve grown to love modesty, Please be nice with sisters who are transitioning towards hijab, I can’t tell you how hard it is and how shaky your imaan is when you start your journey

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@Ceyloba

2 years

Y’all need to stop dissing Somali guys, a brother gave up his seat for me in the tube today, That’s a black king right there

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@Ceyloba

1 year

This has Macrobian Twitter written all over it to prevent mixed marriages 🤣

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@Ceyloba

3 years

@Abou__FCB @armignooon @CestSayMdr …. ; celui qui meurt brûlé est un martyr ; celui qui meurt sous des décombres est un martyr et la femme enceinte qui meurt est une martyre. jugé Sahîh par Al-Albâni dans Michkât Al-Masâbîh : n°1561

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@Ceyloba

4 years

WizKid’s Made in Lagos is immaculate, no skips 🔥

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@Ceyloba

1 month

SCREAMING we got foreigners trying to crack the code like DaVinci

geli

@skinnylilbih

1 month

When Somali people on this app beef, I’m always so nosy - why am I currently googling what “reer xamar” means

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@Ceyloba

3 years

Who tf cleared Danielle for Love is Blind ? Sis needs therapy, a scattered babe

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@Ceyloba

30 days

@BigMorito I know you lying, London has a fire food scene, stop the cap

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@Ceyloba

6 months

Further proof that the UK is a third world country masquerading as a first world Like be for real?? How do you serve this to a human ?

Lara

@ginnymelons

6 months

This is the lunch served up to my father in the Queen Elizabeth hospital, Glagow today. An absolute disgrace. Disgusting.

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@Ceyloba

8 months

Damn, incredibly sad. Poor child, she is literally setting her up for failure. Poor nutrition for children can lead to coronary heart disease, obesity and diabetes

Alan Roberts

@TheMFingCOO

8 months

Sad

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@Ceyloba

11 months

@rizzy1932 Ilahay jidka toosan ha ina tuuso

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@Ceyloba

1 month

Somalis on social media are so low vibrational…I’m embarrassed

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@Ceyloba

4 years

How do we go from snow fall to 18 degrees within the same week Ottawa is it crack, is that what you smoke, you smoke crack ?¿?

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@Ceyloba

1 year

This is where my reer djiboutiness comes out Kaaniif

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@Ceyloba

2 months

Allahouma barik, I love my culture and how we share everything with others, for once some feel good content

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@Afaggaal

2 months

Somali aunties plugged him with sambuus on the plane 😭😭

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@Ceyloba

2 years

All that work Mbappe put in for what 😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂

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@Ceyloba

7 years

I can't lie Amerie's album All I have was super slept on .. I love that album so much 💕💕

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@Ceyloba

7 months

That George Bush pack will be LOUD Fiesta mode activated

inqilāb

@tastefullysaucy

7 months

Me when a war criminal dies

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@Ceyloba

2 years

Saucy Santana, please behave

Private Joker

@ViCktorr_

2 years

Definitely a somali. Na dem dey ugly like this with long heads

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@Ceyloba

2 years

God forbid I turn my house into the local huddle spot, I honestly think you should try and preserve the sanctity of one’s home, but to each his own

The Sister Guide

@thesisterguide

2 years

I keep inviting my friends and family into my Marital home. My Husband got pissed off at me when I let a Male friend have dinner with me and the girls at my house whilst he was at work 🍲 🍽. Was I wrong?

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@Ceyloba

8 years

#FreeAdamCapay

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@Ceyloba

6 years

My nostrils are on fire , you inconsiderate fucks not applying deodorant during a heat wave like this and riding public transportation are the weakest link of society .. a whole public hazard ..

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@Ceyloba

2 years

My guy has too much time on his hand for a divorced man with a child, Please give the mother of your child a break and go take your kid to the mall or something instead of giving red pill dawah

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@Ceyloba

1 year

Good to know if I decide to move like a broke gyal, there will still be a demographic of men who won’t mind >>>>

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@Ceyloba

2 years

Dutchavelli is always fighting for his life on his IG story I’ve never seen anyone fall off so hard Lord have mercy

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@Ceyloba

6 years

Ottawa Somalis : Sidrood - Cedarwood Riidho - Rideau Huubar - Hooper Han clab - Hunt Club Merifal - Merivale Ub land - Uplands Codwal - Caldwell Biling briche - Billings Bridge Haron - Heron Makatur - McArthur

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@Ceyloba

1 year

Ethnicities I love the most with no explanation needed in no particular order: 1. Eritreans 2. Morrocans 3. Tunisians 4. Senegalese 5. Syrians

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@Ceyloba

1 year

God forgive me if it’s pride but I could never go to a meet and greet 😭😭😭 like nobody is important enough for me to voluntarily queue up and see another human

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@Ceyloba

6 years

Ottawa Somali boys get a rental for the weekend and flex in Toronto and post an IG story like "my life is a movie"

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@Ceyloba

2 years

I don’t think that’s a fair assessment because we don’t go through the formalities of adoption but lots of Somalis alhamdulilah raise children who’ve been orphaned or are in circumstances where their birth parents don’t have the financial capacity to take care of them

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@Fo_Qalif

2 years

East Africans are hard core pro-lifers. I want every East African reading this tweet to tell me how many people in their community have adopted at least one child. Not sponsored, ADOPTED. I’ll wait.

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@Ceyloba

9 months

Horn African >>>

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@Ceyloba

7 years

People getting ready for back to school anxiety got me thinking that August is the Sunday of the year

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@Ceyloba

19 days

Liyah Mai is an embarrassment to all Somali girls, and to add insult to injury she’s also bare slow in the head 😭

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@Ceyloba

2 years

Alhamdulilah 2022 was really my year, got to enjoy expat life, met lots of new friends and started a new job A major W all around 💅 May Allah make 2023 even greater

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@Ceyloba

7 years

My future Muslim ex-husband is probably going out tonight to pour Henny down random girls’ throats as I spend my evening at home like a proper muslimah watching a Netflix Turkish drama

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@Ceyloba

3 years

Salvador from Love is Blind is literally the most sincere guy on the series, if Mallory tries to play him I’m literally gonna be so vexed

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@Ceyloba

1 year

That Sunday reset when you change your bedsheets, finish all your laundry, wash your hair and dermaplane your face 😍

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@Ceyloba

6 years

Once Africa utilizes its own resources, dismantles oppressive regimes and trickles down its wealth equally upon its citizens ... it’s over for you bitches

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@Ceyloba

1 year

*Somali food has entered the chat*