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Cethan Leahy

@CethanLeahy

1 year

Good news, Irish Education! I'm now added to the Writers in Schools scheme with @poetryireland .

Cethan Leahy | Poetry Ireland

Cethan Leahy - Teen Fiction Writer, Children's Writer - Poetry Ireland Directory of Writers

www.poetryireland.ie

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Cethan Leahy

@CethanLeahy

2 years

Do you think anyone fired from Twitter is decamping to their picturesque home town where their parents are about to put them in charge of a local Christmas project, and their only assistant? a handsome carpenter (who's single)

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4 months

Not to overthink this but surely a light legal drama about Elle practising law after the movie would have made the most sense as a TV show?

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A Legally Blonde prequel series, titled ‘ELLE’ is in the works for @PrimeVideo . It will follow Elle Woods in high school.

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Me: oh wow, this shop has everything my heart desires! Spooky shopkeeper: yes, I will warn you... every item comes with a price. Me: yes, I know how shops work

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1 year

I think the big PR miscalculation the Jonas brother made is that everyone's frame of reference for Sophie Turner is a beloved character who is held hostage by various horrible men.

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2 years

The Batgirl news isn't that surprising if you remember WB locked away the Warner Brothers (and their sister Dot) in the water tower for decades.

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3 years

Good news! I got a tiny printer so family members who aren't on Twitter can enjoy my best tweets.

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2 years

This St Patrick's Day is a good time to ask ourselves "why does Batman hate Irish people so much?"

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Cethan Leahy

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There is a lot of "only over 40s should be allowed to go to Oasis" types going around considering they will have to rely on their children's well honed Ticketmaster skills to even dream of getting a seat.

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2 years

Attractive mothers, you may be curious why I've called everyone to this parlor. Wonder no longer, I can reveal I have a MILF of my own, a "Mystery I'd Like to Figure out".

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Cethan Leahy

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4 years

My Plans 2020

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8 months

Your living room after the decorations are taken down:

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1 year

TMZ's source:

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6 years

The Favourite (2018) dir. Yorgos Lanthimos

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2 years

Christmas Eve, Mrs. Claus has broken her leg and needs a replacement! At the same time, a phone call from "E. Musk" promising a promotion and an edit button!

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2 years

Joining Mastodon is simple. The server with the moderation is in the federation with accreditation; the inference with the instance is the toot that is true.

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Cethan Leahy

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3 months

The Likes of Others

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Cethan Leahy

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9 months

I did this instead of finishing my Christmas wrapping.

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Cethan Leahy

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4 months

People make fun of tech guys for knowing nothing about the humanities, but it's also entirely possible they don't know anything about tech either.

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Cethan Leahy

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3 years

Jay-Z Ireland 🤝 99 Problems

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Cethan Leahy

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1 year

This episode has my favorite quote. Jack Donaghy: You know, some people might find your attitude offensive. Liz Lemon: What are they going to do about it, write a meandering play about how amazing the Irish are at not overcoming adversity?

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reached the 30 rock episode where liz lemon, on st. patrick's day of all days, reveals herself to be an ulster loyalist

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Frasier Season 4 contains perhaps the greatest half hour in American comedy.

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i don't think i've ever watched a show with a good season 4

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"everyone is inexplicably watching Suits! If only there was an IP that was easy to attach to a jaunty lawyer show. Ah well!"

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2 years

I'm currently trying to think of what would be the reverse Banshees (an Irish writer writing a dark depiction of male frienship in London) and so far I have Dracula.

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Cethan Leahy

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3 years

I was trying to think of what watching the antigen test reminded me of and then it hit me.

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3 years

Reject modernity, embrace tradition

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2 months

Am worried that this will concentrate on the boring parts of Bob Dylan's early career (sex and drugs) and not the exciting bits (arguments about what constitutes Folk Music in a beatnik cafe)

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The first trailer for James Mangold’s ‘A COMPLETE UNKNOWN’ has been released. Starring Timothée Chalamet as Bob Dylan.

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4 years

Me all day Me when I this week. finally reach bed

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5 years

Me posting Me deleting a hilarious it 5 minutes tweet later when it gets 0 likes

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3 years

@janky_jane I once wore a red and white striped jumper to the dentist and a kid loudly and excitedly whispered to her mother "Found him!"

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2 years

The Batman when he hears the name Harley QUINN:

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5 months

When you get your days wrong and you end up in a room with your boss and Mary McAleese

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5 months

The funniest thing about ChatGPT is that after being around for about two years, writing cover letters is about the only positive use people have found for it.

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Using ChatGPT to write a cover letter actually seems like a good use of it because they are a tremendous waste of everyone’s time and energy

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Mary Black do do do do do do do Mary Black do do do do do do do Mary Black do do do do do do do Mary Black! Frances Black do do...

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5 years

Wow, this really blew up. Check out my soundcloud. "But I don't see any link to click on." Oh really? Look behind you!

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Cethan Leahy

@CethanLeahy

1 year

This Alien Day, please recall the finest moment in the franchise, when they briefly considered dressing up a dog as the xenomorph for Alien 3

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Cethan Leahy

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2 years

A popular tweet! Good news for me, a regular guy and certainly not a chicken in disguise.

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6 months

Me, travelling around the other 31 counties of Ireland: oh, weird, I thought everyone had a Best Actor Oscar. Just us I guess 😌

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Cethan Leahy

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6 months

How do we think Charlie did with the chocolate factory in the long run? His sole trait of being able to follow all the rules doesn't scream "confectionery tycoon" to me.

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Cethan Leahy

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2 years

It was odd that he had no academic friends.

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What’s your honest opinion of Ross Gellar?

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Cethan Leahy

@CethanLeahy

2 years

I'm a little surprised how popular this tweet is so please enjoy this photo of Angela Lansbury and Basil Rathbone having lunch while filming the Court Jester.

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Cethan Leahy

@CethanLeahy

7 months

Starter of arguments about capitalism on your social media network of choice 😌

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What is your contribution to the society?

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Cethan Leahy

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6 years

To work out your Martin McDonagh play name, It's "The [your favourite grandparent's profession] of [The last place you visited in Galway]. I'm "The Banker of Ballylee".

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Cethan Leahy

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3 months

Now that Elon has banned likes, Cork's vocabulary has taken a big hit.

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Cethan Leahy

@CethanLeahy

3 years

@Kallgeese Perhaps inevitable

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Cethan Leahy

@CethanLeahy

3 years

I gave this meme a shot!

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Cethan Leahy

@CethanLeahy

2 years

Weird to think Phoebe Bridger and Paul Mescal will one day soon have a conversation with Ian Bailey.

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Cethan Leahy

@CethanLeahy

1 year

I think we should get the Fairytale in New York discourse out of the way early this year and sing it at the next Ireland rugby match

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Cethan Leahy

@CethanLeahy

3 years

Wow, this really blew up. Check out my SoundCloud. 😊

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Cethan Leahy

@CethanLeahy

3 months

When you are trying to find information on an Independent

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Cethan Leahy

@CethanLeahy

3 years

Mariah Carey taking over the last remaining element of Christmas not currently under her domain - the glass of Bailey's - is a powerful move.

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7 years

Rules to surviving Irish fairy tales: 1. Be kind to your horse. 2. Be a good conversationalist 3. Avoid anyone who knows your full name.

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1 year

Wow, if I had a nickel for every time a movie was about Ryan Gosling dating a doll, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice, right?

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Cethan Leahy

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2 years

Mutuals encountering each other online after Twitter

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Cethan Leahy

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2 years

The Roald Dahl thing is quite interesting since I think it highlights the weird alchemy why people love his books so much: his sympathy for the underdog somehow combined with the most ridiculously poisonous view of the world.

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Cethan Leahy

@CethanLeahy

2 years

I'll say this for the Snyder Cut, at least Ben Affleck's Batman wasn't anti... WAIT A MINUTE

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Cethan Leahy

@CethanLeahy

2 years

Here's a little writing secret for you. Every writer's first draft features Tom Bombadil playing a minor role but Tolkien was the only one brave enough to keep him.

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6 years

Me in 2017: ugh, the SNL Aer Lingus sketch is ridiculous. Is "Irish people are obsessed with dogs" even a thing? Me in 2018: I'm voting for Michael D because I'm worried moving house will be stressful for Brod and Shadow.

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Cethan Leahy

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11 months

"No no, what I meant by 'The Luas is Free' is that it's escaped... And it wants revenge."

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Cethan Leahy

@CethanLeahy

3 years

Michael Keaton looks like he is listening to a couple tell him that they have spent all their budget two thirds through building their dream home.

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Cethan Leahy

@CethanLeahy

7 months

You guys say you are Willy Wonka fans, but the moment you have to use your own Pure Imagination, suddenly it's a scam 😤

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apparently this was sold as a live Willy Wonka Experience but they used all AI images on the website to sell tickets and then people showed up and saw this and it got so bad people called the cops lmao

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Today: "they will never understand. It was Cool Britannia. Patsy Kensit, Trainspotting, Melody Maker." August 31st: "Chloe, am I in the queue for the presale now? I didn't refresh it!"

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Cethan Leahy

@CethanLeahy

1 year

The Magdalene Laundries selfie does show that another downside of AI art is that the instantaneous nature means that you bypass the crucial "is a good idea?" process that comes with spending time and money on a project.

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5 months

We are sleepwalking into a repeat of the silent film era where 75% of them are lost forever.

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currently thinking about how killers of the flower moon literally cannot be taught in classes or any educational setting in the US because there's no physical release of it & no digital license that can currently be acquired to legally show it. just went through this on my campus

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2 years

Agatha Christie's ghost is going to haunt me for years when she sees the numbers on this.

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1 year

Thank to AI, we can finally see the rest of what a Fitzcarraldo Editions cover would look like.

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4 months

@TaraOComics It's not like it's easy to watch Ally McBeal either!

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Cethan Leahy

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4 years

Do you ever wear Converse for more than ten minutes and think "these shoes were originally made for sport and exercise."?

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Cethan Leahy

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7 years

It's Emily Bronte's birthday! Celebrate by starting a passionate affair with the worst person you know.

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3 years

Normalise how strange things happen when you're going round the twist.

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3 years

The response so far has been "No, thank you." Sad to say I have become the main character in the Leahy household. 😞

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1 year

I hope the Across the Spider-verse guys have a better time than Ralph Bakshi did.

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4 months

@chriswb71 I mean, I'm fine with recasting? I am a survivor of the Clueless TV show after all!

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@CethanLeahy

2 years

Before we go, I just want to say, regardless what your bio said, I firmly believed all your retweets were endorsements.

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Cethan Leahy

@CethanLeahy

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When you are single in your thirties and hang out with a couple

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Florence Pugh and Andrew Garfield in John Crowley’s ‘WE LIVE IN TIME’. 📷

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2 years

@shirkering @DrBHJugs Jane Fonda playing Nancy Reagan in The Butler is genuinely one of the most inspired trolling in cinematic history

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Cethan Leahy

@CethanLeahy

7 years

Priced out of Dublin? Consider Yuggoth, the planet at the edge of space favoured by the Outer Gods and rich in Tok'l-metal. A world on the rise!

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5 years

Oh this has gotten legs.

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5 months

I like the faintly conspiratorial tone here. "the future of America lies in the hands of an Irishman. A nation holds their breath."

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4 years

This cat has a strong "Twice Winner of the Booker Prize" vibe

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2 years

The Gomez Addams discussion is reminding me of my favorite Charles Addams fact: he essentially married Morticia three times.

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1 year

yikes, unfollowing now. I loved his work breaking up the chocolate cartel. didn’t know he recklessly endangered the lives of five kids in a tour of his factory.

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4 years

Because maybe You're gonna be the one that saves me

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3 years

I'm afraid this is simply incorrect as every single potato and potato product is in fact God Tier.

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3 years

This has the energy of those Bunty stories about the girl whose shadow gets free somehow and decides to ruin her life at school.

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5 years

Back in the 90s I was in a very famous TV show

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4 years

From 1859, early proof of Cork's healthy regard for itself

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@CethanLeahy

9 months

Every ad on Twitter at the moment

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5 years

How did the Irish Goodbye ever become "leaving a party without notice or fuss"? We have a whole genre of songs equating not staying out for another pint with the death of a beloved friend.

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I had a very Grandpa Simpson moment earlier explaining my first mobile phone to my nephew. "It was in black and white and we had only so many letters per message. Also we played a game called Snake 2. It was about a snake."

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If nothing else, Captain America Civil War really captures the tension of having a friend/partner that no one else likes.

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1 year

I'm a big fan of how much we are pretending that Brendan Fraser was in Everything Everywhere All At Once and not, you know.

Brian Rowe @TIFF

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OMG what a great picture!!

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3 years

It's a lovely day in the village and you are a horrible goose family.

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@CethanLeahy

2 years

Addendum: when asked what Morticia and Gomez's wedding was like, Addams's response was "I never said they were married."

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4 years

It's Patricia Highsmith's birthday! Celebrate by making friends with a stranger and letting things wildly escalate out of control from there.

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@CethanLeahy

1 year

@punchedmonet_ @theirishfor Tina Fey just is very good at being mean.

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@CethanLeahy

1 year

A man goes to a doctor. “Doctor, I’m depressed,” The doctor says “The great clown Weary Willie is in town tonight,” the doctor says, “Go and see him! That should sort you out.” “But doctor, I am Pa... wait, that hack?!”

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3 years

My one fun fact about Jessica Walter is that in real life she was married to Rachel Greene's dad. Perfect mean but funny sitcom parents!

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5 years

The problem with the Joker movie is that we already have a classic narrative about an outsider who creates mayhem and destruction in polite society for its own sake - and that one has a goose in it.

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4 years

Do you remember the film Swordfish? You are 34.

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