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the chuccalisa strangler

@Certifiedd_

7 months

6’0. Stallion.

Davon 🖤

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How tall are yall?

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2 years

@RapMarathon_ STORE CREDIT?! Bitch this my store now!

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@aboyhasnohoes Now we all mad. I ain’t got no man, and yall ain’t got no recess.

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@ItsOnSiteTV “ I’m going to give him the honor of picking the nigga that we gone have a threesome with” TRANSLATION = Quit f*ckin playing with me.

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@heyygeorgy @TurexBaldwin “ needing support doesn’t equate to lack of ability” Who wrote this script!? They need a raise.

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7 months

Somebody mention a fish off on the TL?😅🌚 Let me just…..

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There’s a fish off on the tl??🌚 Let me just…

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3 years

@fee4fair @theeshoota Hell, the line for the turkey leg hut is an hour away from turkey leg hut.

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1 year

@sillyboneswag95 Too many of y’all in the comments and not enough of y’all in education. Miss me with the pity. I’d press charges to the fullest extent permitted by law.

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@Vine_da_Great So I wasn’t the only person that caught the “ and you finally want to make him happy” comment!? Cause that’s some bullshit..

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@realdollymimi “Whoops” 😐 tf?? I’m bout to “ WHOOPS” yo ass if you’n gimme my damn money back. 👊🏾

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4 years

@Ooh_Im_Fanceyy If 2+2 is 4 & 5+5 is 10 Then how tf can you have sex with a mfr you ain’t comfortable with kissing. I’ve never understood it.

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4 years

@rapalert2 “He told me stay the night, shit I might. If that nigga spend a check then ima ride it like a bike.” She low key went off.

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3 years

And boom, a Nissan Versa!

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3 years

"Is that a parking spot???"

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2 years

@itzmannylee My kids ain’t playing shit but Mario Kart.

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2 years

@mefeater The most iconic scene to date !

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@doctuh_p Adulting.

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@femmetron9000 When I say I love my people ! 😭😭

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2 years

@RealRoseGoldd Cause girl!

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4 years

@JasmineB_Fit @ddj93 I thought I was the only one. 😂 If I drink clear liquor, I’m coming to air the club out!

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@robb757 😩 I would just play dead .

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1 year

@NATERERUN Never forget.

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11 months

Y’all like the videos with the sound on, right?

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@itsKARY_

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@IamNthi Hello! I was waiting on somebody to call it out.

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7 months

Yall give that job the BARE MINIMUM TODAY?! You hear me!? BARE!

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3 years

@PhrivoLOS Ok, and?!?

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4 years

@vibewher @adxmarisss @PrettiRickkay Bih is that a squirrel!?

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3 years

@Vine_da_Great Also note, when they were going back and forth, everything he mentioned was sexual? 🥴 “ he giving good dick, sucking yo toes, making you feel good, tongue in ya butt.” Saweetie: “ thats good communication, picking up the phone!”

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3 years

@slidearound He was SILENCED & SILENT at the same damn time.

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@BlackSupremeKai

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@AshleyShyMiller I use moments like this during my speech at work to help kids understand the importance of HBCU’s. Lol. Cause the way they held and entire conversation, without ever opening their mouths, and both parties fully understood…. Only we can do that!

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3 years

@SheerOpulence2 If I’d hit the ground like that, all you would have heard was “ 🗣 run, he got a gun!!”

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@BericahEadu @aboyhasnohoes

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4 months

@chefmade_92 Informative read. Thank you. It’s still going in the trash.

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4 years

@ovojiggy Y’all can’t ever leave shit alone can you? 🙄 I’ll take two orders

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4 years

@kirsmu @EmpowerfulMon Nobody: My momma: I know you not messing up my good towels tryna eat no damn crab legs!

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1 year

Did we ever figure out what 70 states Solange traveled on Cranes in the Sky?

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@shegothands @JohnTheeFame Me: explaining this moment in black history to my nieces and nephews.

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4 years

@NaturalDvaughn The melissa’s? 😭

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1 year

@iamdeevonn 45? If you don’t get a wife and adopt a child. We don’t even care anymore. 😂

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5 years

All 2020, say it with me: I got food at the house.

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4 years

@FIEFA_22 😈

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@HBCUfessions Nah. Just ask for an increase in the amount of money he’s been sending. Rent don’t give af about daddy issues.

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4 years

@SailorOkoye Hair, jewelry, nails & vocals. Mama came to air the pageant!

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3 years

@YungMiami305 “Quotes of a hurt hoe”. 😭

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5 years

@CrowndKingJames @golddepositss “And fish at the end needs to hush” is sending me! The girls kill me trying to be Sis. Mary Clarence. Somebody should have hit her too.

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@Tae_djairr “Struggling in fast forward” LMFAODJDBAKDBEISHEOSHHR!!

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1 year

@KensBestLyfe LMAOOOOOO. Deelishis said “ hold my drink”.

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2 years

The Car Selfie is Elite.

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@KyMalibu @EDIBLU Joseph didn’t get a damn lambo when Mary came up pregnant.

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@TheTasheem Not you sitting in the living room, minding your business.

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@keturahjenner One account I don’t play with is Navy Federal.

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@itsKARY_ @theamandasheaux Meanwhile, Quad in the background airing it OWT!

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1 year

@hethiccthicc A Volvo station wagon……. If we gone be anything, let’s be fuckin for real!

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@Hearts0faKing One day we’ll talk about how so many of us engage in having sex but have never experience true intimacy.

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4 years

@bptclayton @cinnful__ This thread annoyed me on roughly 6 different levels. I want y’all to keep that same “didn’t nobody tell you to take out student loans” energy next time you go see your doctor.

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@iamdeevonn And do they be towing?

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@MaleekNYC @ravenscimaven @YungMiami305 @citygirls @ThegirlJT The shade.

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@ForMelSake BITTTCCHHH. The howl I just let out!!

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@PrinceCharmingP

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@MikeBeLike @TrulytheFirst_1 @Kollinbenson_ @thatdjhitlist The girls. Cancun. 4 days.

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who had every right to become a villain?

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5 years

Y’all ever had that one gospel that comes on in the midst of your sin filled playlist that just changes your entire mood? I don’t threw a Baptist fit in my room.

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1 year

@fka2much336 I didn’t wanna be the one to say it!

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2 years

@aVeryRichBish The way I would have…..

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1 year

Terran Green better go turn himself in, cause if my mfn phone go off the me more time, I’m on yo ass.

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4 years

@thekillakay_ @ique_x Me everytime my friends ask which club were headed to next.... and the damn sun is coming up.

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@UNlSYX I just feel like you need to shut up if you can’t fight.

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10 months

@ogacj1 Did you see the way her foot wrapped around his waist. Jesus. 😩

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1 year

@raylatto They literally said the same thing. Is the problem that Latto was direct and put a name on it? Cause we know who Kali was referring to.

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2 years

@Jaejidope @ijayt205 And I do mean CLEAN !

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10 months

@t_sadiity Wait a second. That shit make so much sense.

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4 years

@DangeRussWilson @ciara It’s the mfr’s in the comments that name their kids after cars they can’t afford & places they’ll never go, thats got the audacity to name shame. Worry about Lil Bentley & Asia. Let Russell & Ciara live THEIR life & love THEIR child.

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3 years

@TerrillCharming @obeyyurTHURST The fuck Bria gone do with two air fryers in a Kia Soul is beyond me!

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@ddj93

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4 years

@UPT_HJ She straight. She had her mask on. 😭

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@__justkeith @DeontaDonDada

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@acheatingvegan

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@LivingthroughJ I think it’s immature for you to have a problem with a person based solely off of their encounter with another person. HOWEVER, know where your loyalties lie. I’m cordial as long as you keep it cute.

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@oo__baby 🤡

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