Chris Davis @Cee4our Twitter profile

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Chris Davis

@Cee4our

2 years

Took my kids to the library to play Among Us IRL and just got to see my daughter get merked on the security cameras.

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Chris Davis

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8 months

@itslaylas The restraint people show in videos like this are astounding to me. I could not control myself like this guy did.

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Chris Davis

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2 years

@yugopnik Years ago I got laid off & the only job I could find was 45 minutes away. On my first day I got pulled over on a back road, the cop asked where I was headed & I told her. "That's quite a commute". Then she gave me a ticket that was more than I'd make that entire day at work.

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Chris Davis

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@MSNBC Can't wait for the articles about the motivated freedom fighters.

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Chris Davis

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3 years

@rtnordy Play this at my funeral.

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Chris Davis

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4 years

@BreatheNewWinds @peterdaou If you sneeze you're fucked.

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Chris Davis

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4 years

@evren__7 You know Trump was watching this on tv and grabbed his phone and typed "Kayleigh, who usually looks tremendous, looks terrible on television right now. Sad." into his Notes app.

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Chris Davis

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1 year

@EvasTeslaSPlaid @elonmusk Wowzers. It dragged a 2 wheel drive light-duty pickup truck after getting a head start? That's incredible!

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Chris Davis

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2 years

@Imposter_Edits This is a smart use of payroll. Pay 2 people to go through this lady's entire cart because they thought she forgot to scan the stuff on the bottom instead of just paying these 2 people to ring her up in the first fucking place.

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Chris Davis

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3 years

@washingtonpost Jesus Christ this is like North Korea levels of blatant propaganda.

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Chris Davis

@Cee4our

3 years

@ColtHandsome @socialistdogmom So what you're telling me is that there's a non-zero chance that "daddy's beard flavored chicken milk" exists somewhere? I would like off this ride now, please.

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Chris Davis

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3 years

@BlackRedGuard1 Looters don't return their Black Friday 3 AM impulse buys on Saturday afternoon.

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Chris Davis

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5 years

@techinsider I like how dude can sit to wait for the bus but once he gets on the bus he'll have to stand. Brilliant stuff here.

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Chris Davis

@Cee4our

2 years

@JamesQuall @Chinchillazllla "make sure you budget $1mil just to CGI out Megan Fox's stupid ring." "Uhhh.....this is a Megan Fox movie....our entire budget is $1mil."

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Chris Davis

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2 years

@YAFUNT @MattWalshBlog @yaf @realDailyWire Next on the list: "What is a clitoris?"

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Chris Davis

@Cee4our

3 years

@TPUSA I'd really like to hear Bill Montgomery's stance on this. What's he up to?

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Chris Davis

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4 years

@shrimpliker I was trying to give away a couch when I was moving a few years ago......

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Chris Davis

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4 years

@BethLynch2020 My favorite was when he said Obama wasn't a Muslim....he's a decent man, like they're mutually exclusive. Libs LOVED that shit too.

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Chris Davis

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1 year

@kenklippenstein "Murder Team" seemed too on the nose though.

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Chris Davis

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1 year

@bethbourdon The people who screamed about how wearing a mask to school was traumatizing their children are not at all perturbed by things like this, weird. 🤷‍♂️

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Chris Davis

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2 years

@kenklippenstein Hitler didn't use wifi, Putin does. Checkmate.

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Chris Davis

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4 years

@tenantinhell @Chinchillazllla In an hour we're gonna find out that this person is the head of the South Carolina Democratic Party or some shit.

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Chris Davis

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4 years

@BenjaminPDixon @JackPosobiec This is offensive. Sloths have a much deeper knowledge of world history than Jack. Apologize.

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Chris Davis

@Cee4our

3 years

@ident1kitt There's a cafe that I drive by almost every day that has a chalkboard sign out front that says "Let's Go Brandon" and his Jeep has these doors.....

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Chris Davis

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8 months

@drmistercody Conservative commentators always find new and innovative ways to dress in drag.

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Chris Davis

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2 years

@BesDMarx @PoorlyAgedStuff Netflix - $16 monthly Disney/Hulu/ESPN+ - $14 monthly UFC PPV's - $70 monthly VPN - $3.50 monthly

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Chris Davis

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3 years

@socialistdogmom *runs up to the nearest cop* Officer, I just saw 2 men, 1 had a feather boa on and the other was wearing a ball gag. Please, do something. The cop: I'm on it....

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Chris Davis

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3 years

@JarJarFan69 @seanmdav

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Chris Davis

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3 years

@Amy_Siskind Nothing has changed, Amy. You just don't have to pretend to care anymore.

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Chris Davis

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7 months

@hello__caitlin @travis_view I had to stop watching 'sovereign citizens getting owned' videos on YouTube because it was making me uncomfortable to always be on the cops' side.

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Chris Davis

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3 years

@KaitMarieox Your WAP is Wet Ass Pants

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Chris Davis

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4 years

@robrousseau @caroljsroth 2016 I'm voting for Donald Trump because he'll run the country like a business! 2020 *the government lets 300k people die and millions lose their jobs BUT we have 56 new billionaires* Man, socialism is bad......

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Chris Davis

@Cee4our

1 year

@TrueAnonPod I fully support this grift. There are no victims and it's hilarious.

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Chris Davis

@Cee4our

2 years

@abughazalehkat Guy who's funded by the Kochs says what?

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Chris Davis

@Cee4our

4 years

@BethLynch2020 For every 1 potential Green voter gained by Biden they'll lose like 20 down ballot voters.

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Chris Davis

@Cee4our

3 years

@faciliheir @Chinchillazllla @jenniferdoleac I could run this place with 5 people but since I only have to pay em $8 I hired 9 just for funsies. I am a great businessperson.

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Chris Davis

@Cee4our

3 years

@skye_daddy I love this one.

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Chris Davis

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3 years

@kenklippenstein Good thing we don't allow socialism or else we'd have.......wait a second......

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Chris Davis

@Cee4our

2 years

@Timcast FINALLY, something for angsty 40 year old dudes who have $6,000 lawn mowers.

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Chris Davis

@Cee4our

2 years

@kenklippenstein This isn't funny. My entire family was murdered by chili.

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Chris Davis

@Cee4our

4 years

@kronayne @KamalaHarris Man, this is so much better than a stimulus check or healthcare. I'm so glad that Kamala likes popular movies.

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Chris Davis

@Cee4our

2 years

@YosephHaddad Never heard of this. Sounds good. Gonna check it out. Thanks for the recommendation. 👍

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Chris Davis

@Cee4our

4 years

@QueenInYeIIow Ah, it reminds me of my favorite passage from a Jordan Peterson book where he has totally normal thoughts about children.

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Chris Davis

@Cee4our

8 months

@liIpochaco I've worked probably 6 or 7 Black Fridays that actually started at 8pm on Thursday. The best one was when the owners of the store worked with me and they were so annoyed by the entire process that we ended up just closing at 1 AM and we never did a midnight opening again.

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Chris Davis

@Cee4our

4 years

@BarackObama This you?

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Chris Davis

@Cee4our

4 years

@thehill Joe's dementia has gotten so bad he forgot he's supposed to be a Democrat.

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Chris Davis

@Cee4our

3 years

@fred_guttenberg @briebriejoy This you?

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Chris Davis

@Cee4our

1 year

@EoinHiggins_ I'm insulted by the low effort of these things.

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Chris Davis

@Cee4our

2 years

@RaxKingIsDead On Fri. my wife had an interview scheduled for Wed (today). On Mon. she got an email saying the position was filled. She emailed the recruiter & they said they didn't know why she got that email & to still come to the interview. She went to the interview, the position is filled.

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Chris Davis

@Cee4our

2 years

@kenklippenstein Go find her Nextdoor account that she undoubtedly has. It's gotta be a treasure trove.

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Chris Davis

@Cee4our

2 years

@thedutchsimmons They can't afford to live near those places anymore and no one wants to commute 2 hours a day to make $9.45 at fuckin Pet Smart or some shit.

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Chris Davis

@Cee4our

3 years

@mandolakes I love when I'm reminded of this lady's existence.

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Chris Davis

@Cee4our

3 years

@Joshmedia @ori_living Overengineering a futon to fight climate change. Hell yes. Things are gonna be ok.

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Chris Davis

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2 years

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Chris Davis

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3 years

@DemMaj4Israel I think you made a mistake and hid these replies.

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Chris Davis

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@JunkScience @ezraklein

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Chris Davis

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4 years

@ericclee1 None?

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Chris Davis

@Cee4our

4 years

@FlyThaiMMA Liberals: Obama vetted Biden for VP. If he was a sex pest, they would've known it. Also liberals: Weinstein kept his personal life from people. Lmfao

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Chris Davis

@Cee4our

2 years

@JoeBiden Hey, circling back on this. What's the status on this.

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Chris Davis

@Cee4our

11 months

@whstancil Guy who does research for a living definitely has his finger on the pulse of the blue collar worker.

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Chris Davis

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4 years

@noorisonline OfferUp ain't much better.

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Chris Davis

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2 years

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Chris Davis

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2 years

@JoshuaPotash Meanwhile my wife just got offered a part-time job the other day. It's only 20-25 hours a week but they want you to work 5 days a week.

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Chris Davis

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1 year

@EoinHiggins_ I love the excitement from being able to fit a stroller in the back.

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Chris Davis

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5 years

@jackallisonLOL This would've been way funnier if they did jokes.

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Chris Davis

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4 years

@Karen_Santiago1 @atrupar It's true, I don't regret voting Stein and I cant wait to vote for Hawkins. 🤷‍♂️

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Chris Davis

@Cee4our

3 years

@EoinHiggins_ Lmfao how do you not burst into laughter when this guy says this shit?

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Chris Davis

@Cee4our

4 years

@carlosalazraqui @farrukh_shamsi @CPucelli @BernieSanders @SenSanders @ninaturner @People4Bernie @PatTheBerner @RoKhanna @bern_identity @CA4Bernie @mils4bernie2020 The fact that you people constantly refer to us as "Bernie supporters" is you just telling on yourselves. You're all in a cult of personality that you project onto us. I'm not a "Bernie supporter". I'm a M4A, GND, Defund the police, living wage, legalize marijuana, etc. supporter

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Chris Davis

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4 years

@JackStockwell14 @DebraMessing Biden doesn't even support marijuana legalization lol

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Chris Davis

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2 years

@LuxAlptraum But you're lying. You're not sorry to be a buzz kill. You're insufferable. So shut up.

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Chris Davis

@Cee4our

3 years

@cenkuygur @joerogan Your state is on fire like half of the year and your governor keeps handing out drilling permits.......

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Chris Davis

@Cee4our

3 years

@LucarioDoT @TPUSA Can't get vaccinated if you're rotting in the dirt. Checkmate, libs.

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Chris Davis

@Cee4our

2 years

@NotABigJerk If you're at a show to see comedy and Elon Musk walks on stage holding a microphone, you have to boo. That's just self-defense.

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Chris Davis

@Cee4our

3 years

@briebriejoy Holy shit lmfao

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Chris Davis

@Cee4our

3 years

@BethLynch2020 Seems ready to me. Put some billionaires in that bad boy and send em on a space cruise.

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Chris Davis

@Cee4our

3 years

@Clarknt67 Isn't it funny how so many people are against a $15 minimum wage because "it'll destroy businesses" but they have no problem with hedge funds and private equity firms purposely bankrupting businesses to make short term profits?

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Chris Davis

@Cee4our

4 years

@StarleeKine Bernie would be making his victory speech right about now.

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Chris Davis

@Cee4our

3 years

@DebonaireToast @SuperRetroid @BlackRedGuard1 She was like "I bought it for my son & he doesn't like clothes from here". I said "Let me get my mgr". My mgr heard the convo but acted like he didn't. He comes over & talks to her but say "Well, one would wonder why you bought it in the first place". It was amazing.

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Chris Davis

@Cee4our

3 years

@sIicksista How long do I have to wait to eat the chips and salsa?

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Chris Davis

@Cee4our

3 years

@BethLynch2020 "clean up your bedroom"

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Chris Davis

@Cee4our

3 years

@DenverSheriff

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Chris Davis

@Cee4our

5 years

@pixelatedboat Hillary: Guys, this Trump fella is bad news. Everyone: Bah, how would you know? Hillary: Listen, I know the guy. I've taken money from him, my husband plays golf with him and I went to his wedding.

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Chris Davis

@Cee4our

3 years

@gregkellyusa 99% of people who share this sentiment have never met a single trans person in their real life that they're aware of.

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Chris Davis

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2 years

@PeteButtigieg They're the best at somethin.....

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Chris Davis

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3 years

@pixelatedboat Oh no, what if all those things that have been already happening for decades happens?

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Chris Davis

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2 years

@JUNlPER When the 'Target gender neutral bathroom' thing was going on, my mom was outraged about it. I was like "Mom, have you ever even seen a trans person irl before?" She said "No, well not that I know of." I was like "Exactly, so what's the problem?" She never talked about it again.

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Chris Davis

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1 year

@NotABigJerk *trans woman exists* You'll never be a woman ever! It takes more than just clothing and hormones and surgeries to be a woman! We can always tell! *chick with muscles exists* That's a dude.....

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Chris Davis

@Cee4our

4 years

@forevertawl @peterdaou And he'll still be blamed when Biden gets mopped.

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Chris Davis

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3 years

@BethLynch2020 This is 1 of my favorite genres.

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Chris Davis

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3 years

@thedailybanter Has losing votes ever been the Dems' fault?

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Chris Davis

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2 years

@drmistercody @TwitterSupport This is why I turned off auto updates for my apps. I don't even have to see people's paid for check marks because I use a pre-elon version of the app.

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Chris Davis

@Cee4our

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@meridithmcgraw Ok, I'm out. I'm officially 100% not voting for Biden.

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Chris Davis

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@briebriejoy

Chris Davis

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@HillaryClinton I'm just saying.

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Chris Davis

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@thor_benson Columbine......it was panic and now it's just a normal Tuesday.

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Chris Davis

@Cee4our

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@BethLynch2020 I love how Pelosi never actually does or says shit to actually stand up to Trump so libs take still photos and project sass and strength onto them.

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Chris Davis

@Cee4our

3 years

@Grabaka_Hitman Dude wins 1 minute of a 25 minute fight and all his fans will take this as a W lol

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Chris Davis

@Cee4our

7 years

@Tull007 @JohnJHarwood You've convinced me. I'm putting my 2 toddlers in a cardboard box and dropping them off at a farm this weekend. It's bootstrap time.

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Chris Davis

@Cee4our

2 years

@PDXAccountabil1 @LepusRex @generalslug But doesn't have the energy to say "no, thanks".

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Chris Davis

@Cee4our

4 years

@Karen_Santiago1 @atrupar Wrong. I deserve better than Republicans and Democrats. Just because you are privileged enough to settle doesn't mean I can.

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Chris Davis

@Cee4our

3 years

@LATiffani1 Hey @fbi come get this pervert.

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Chris Davis

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4 years

@kenklippenstein The Kanye/Elon relationship makes more and more sense by the second.

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