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2 years

@ThirdEyeSi_ Very simple actually The money Watson makes the NFL is valuable enough that more than 6 games hurts their bottom line. In short, you weren't worth as much money to the NFL or their ratings.

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2 years

RIP stock market

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@fuckyouiquit It's an unfortunate side effect of the current tip culture transitioning into hourly... Those who are used to going the extra mile to really earn their tips versus the intermediate level server are going to be upset. Still I think it's a net positive and the correct trajectory

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@fuckyouiquit I was a server/bartender for years, I support this change wholeheartedly. I'm just explaining why some people are probably upset, because their perception is that harder work = bigger tips and now you have to convince them that's not really been the case.

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3 years

@pablothinghouse Lmaoooo this is fake but funny. As an animatronic repair guy for Chuck E Cheese I can assure you they're not even remotely able to open their mouths that wide much less have someone put their kids head in 😂😂😂

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@laurenboebert If by tackling antisemitism and hate you feel you are being unfairly targeted then I hate to break it to you

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1 year

@Dexerto The snowflakes were the snowflakes all along

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2 years

40 consecutive days green on the small account. February was a $2k month. March has been a $5.5k month so far. Good example of the compounding working. 🦨👑

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4 years

@TheFirstSeason_ @drdisrespect You haven't adjusted for the amount of white people to every other. There is a reason they are called "the minority" Per capita is an entirely different narrative so now you look racist and uninformed at the same time

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2 years

I have the best life I trade stocks for 5 minutes and then play video games all day I'm not even close to rich but I have everything I want and a skunk

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1 year

@elonmusk @Timcast He's also been caught grooming minors and beating his wife so I think it's probably in Adult Swim's best interest to make the business decision to part ways. You'd think you'd get it

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3 years

My hyper specific @unusual_whales strategy, The Blue Whalevator. A Thread. This is an intraday strategy I've developed. It only takes huge whales, waits for confirmation, and filters out 99% of plays. Fewer trades but high prob setups for bigger moves.

The Blue Whalevator

Unusual Whales The Blue Whalevator By : Professor_Palmer Intro to this method : This is a method I’ve developed successfully over the course of a year. It is a great market strategy for option...

docs.google.com

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4 years

@saintashxx Gang gang

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3 years

My 7 year old daughter, Charlye, has tested positive for COVID. Her blood oxygen is low (92) and she's being treated with Albuterol. Kids can get COVID and it can be bad. We all keeping a close eye on her. Take it seriously.

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1 year

@Reinforce @xQc @KickStreaming Homie owes you some rent plus interest 😂

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2 years

15 minutes in. Small account done for the day. 41 days straight green. Compounding going strong. $AAPL 1/2 🦨👑

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2 years

This is @LadeBackk right now lmao

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1 year

@666hardcoreband I was not prepared for the end of that

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2 years

I sucked at trading for a year & change. I started with 5k & lost it all. Twice. I worked an $18/hr job so I didn't have much to my name. Ended up selling my motorcycle for money. Thankfully, I won't ever forget the value of a dollar as I spent a lot of life not having any lol

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2 years

We did it! Completed the perfect February on the small account!

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@ExileGrimm

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Woohoo the green streak continues

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2 years

Here's some footage someone compiled of the Ghost of Kyiv sightings

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2 years

Hopefully this is true because it's super gangster. "A lone Ukrainian pilot has confirmed 6 aerial take downs in a single day. They're calling him the 'Ghost of Kyiv' "

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SHE SAID YESSSSSSS

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2 years

I've never been able to afford healthcare. Today, I am officially INSURED!!! LETS GOOOO These are the real victories of pursuing my dream to trade full time. This is my lambo.

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@TikTokInvestors "I been doing this bro trust me I don't know why everyone isn't doing it" - Guy who has been doing crime so long he forgot it's crime

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10 months

@sizzlesaints @jasrifootball No no, I like Threeth and one

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8 months

@VGC_News Dave the Diver = Not indie Baldur's Gate 3 = Actually indie

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1 year

@EndWokeness Homie that's literally malpractice. An actual crime

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4 years

I fixed what was wrong with my SNES controller. It was made by Nintendo. Fixed it.

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2 years

I never want to accept a -$100 red day until it's a -$1000 red day and then I'm like "damn I wish it was a -$100 red day" Every memorable red day was a forgettable red day I made much worse

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2 years

Trading for a living (and Prozac) has made me so happy to be me these days. I don't have Lamborghinis and I live in a 1600 sqft house but man I'm having a blast. I get to nap during the day, play Yu-Gi-Oh, and eat lunch in the bathtub. I am happy.

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2 years

My trading changed for the better when I emphasized being done as early as I can instead of making as much as I can. If I can have some $ in my pocket and the whole day ahead of me, that's ideal.

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2 years

It is really nice to pay my bills every month and be able to tell myself, "damn dude you're actually doing it" Living the dream. No lambos necessary.

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4 years

@Slasher Context makes this hit different

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1 year

@Morbidful I had a serious accident as a kid and my plastic surgeon saved my life lol This plastic surgeon is beyond brilliant! What a good outcome of such an awful situation

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1 year

Oh god @TikTokInvestors please help

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2 years

Mark Cuban should be celebrated the way Musk undeservedly is. Cost Plus Pharmacy is going to save so many lives.

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2 years

The small account streak isn't helping my mentality & is costing me $$ in the long run opportunity wise. So, today will be my last day on it. I'm going to move the money to my main account. Doesn't make sense to trade 2. Retiring the project, 2 months straight green. 🚀

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1 year

@jarvis Twitter Blue attracts them ever since the priority change

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1 year

The post about bots being bad now has bots replying to the bots replying to it I pay money for this lmao

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2 years

Small account done for the day. 2/2 38 days green.

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2 years

I'm now at my Chuck E Cheese salary for the year. It's March. All those late nights, early mornings, and money spent learning are making their return on investment. You can do it, too.

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4 years

@Twitch Your creators recently deleted millions of hours of historical streaming moments due to your inability to come up with a reasonable solution to heavy handed DMCA restrictions. Also, that bar isn't 75% full so delete this

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2 years

The key to growing a small account is to be okay with any progress being progress. +$2 on the day is still something. Overly ambitious expectations will take all of your money.

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3 years

@hasanthehun I trade for a firm, even streamed my opinions on the stocks today as it hit record highs. This is big stuff. It's historic. The wealthy have manipulated the market to compound their wealth for so many years and now that the average retail trader is doing it, it's bedlam.

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2 years

To answer some questions : I scalp options intraday using a mean reversion system I created. I trade mostly $AAPL and $SPY on my small account. They're my favorite tickers. Really great volume, spreads, and varying strike costs for any account size.

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2 years

Oh shit I missed my 10 year sobriety anniversary just goes to show how much things change

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3 years

Charlye is officially off the high risk list! Oxygen back to normal and only lesser risk side effects left. Thanks for all the kindness, everyone.

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3 years

My 7 year old daughter, Charlye, has tested positive for COVID. Her blood oxygen is low (92) and she's being treated with Albuterol. Kids can get COVID and it can be bad. We all keeping a close eye on her. Take it seriously.

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4 years

80% of speedrunner viewers are lurking. People who have seen you do the same run 100 plus times who want to help you with viewership, revenue, and can say they were there when you achieved a personal victory. Lurkers carry twitch and speedrunners. Thank you for lurking.

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4 years

Streamers notice when your only communication with them is “!lurk”

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3 years

Blood oxygen getting better with the Albuterol. We up to 96 now. I appreciate all of the love everyone. Going to be a long week or so.

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3 years

My 7 year old daughter, Charlye, has tested positive for COVID. Her blood oxygen is low (92) and she's being treated with Albuterol. Kids can get COVID and it can be bad. We all keeping a close eye on her. Take it seriously.

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4 years

@Slasher Lmao Doc fans really think he's being honest about not knowing Y'all really smooth brained af

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2 years

1/1 done for the day 31 days green. Small account compounding nicely.

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3 years

I started 2021 with a $2,900 offshore acct in March. I got to 9k, added all my savings to 16k & moved to Webull in May. My Webull account got over PDT on June 1st. After deducting $ monthly for bills / taxes, I finally broke 100k in my acct. (Ignore my -41% 5 shares of $WISH)

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4 years

@TheFirstSeason_ @drdisrespect Since you needed help. Here is the breakdown in actual statistics.

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1 year

@betonline_ag I worked in food service long enough to know that it was 100% the Chef's blow Willing to bet big on it

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2 years

Weed stocks NEVER hold gains. Keep wise, these names aren't investments. I'll be looking for the established backside for a nice short position on the collapse in coming day(s).

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1 year

@chasedachaser @fuckyouiquit I'd have been the greatest silverware roller on this side of the Mississippi if I knew it wasn't punishing my ability to make money!!

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2 years

YOOO Big news for cash account traders. Wish this was active while I was trading cash.

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3 years

I'm going to need y'all to sub to my stream your boy is out a job in two weeks Kappa

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3 years

It's like when you name a star lmaooo

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9 months

@TikTokInvestors He left out the step where you get hired for 120k 40 times

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9 months

@thegameawards @baldursgate3 is untouchable this year. Everyone else is competing for second.

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@CaryPalmerr

2 years

Pick ONE trading strategy. Ignore all others until you MASTER that strategy. The way to become successful in trading is to trust your strategy to such a level, you take all of that strategy's plays and ONLY those plays. I trust my strategy more than my family, tbh.

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2 years

Listen, Traders! You don't have to know what the market is going to do tomorrow. Up or down, let the others speculate. Show up with 0 expectations, wait patiently for the bell to decide the action, and play what comes up. Tons of speculation, don't get caught in it!

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1 year

@ceazey Oh that's a whole crime

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1 year

@HunterMacias_ @Damn_coder It's no different than the generation that swore we wouldn't have calculators in our pockets having to experience the modern era of cellular devices. Society adjusts and jobs are created by the new as they are taken away from the old.

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2 years

Fuck a 9 to 5

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2 years

Stunned by the developments of the day. Thankful I chose to pursue my own trading path. For anyone who needs to hear this now more than ever : There is absolutely a way to make trading for a living work. You can do it the RIGHT way and still accomplish your goals.

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2 years

42 days green on the small account. Started with a few L's, was down $609 at one point. Finishing the day up $425 Time to work on main account. 🦨👑

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@Dexerto Why the weird AI Elon picture lmao

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You lose a lot You lose a little You make a little You make a lot This is the natural progression of learning trading. Know where you're at in those steps and temper your expectations and ambitions accordingly.

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2 years

Trying to explain to my pets that breakfast isn't until tomorrow

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2 years

Huge piece of trading advice from my personal experiences : Always have something to busy yourself with while waiting. Boredom is an account KILLER. I always play Yugioh, angry birds, watch youtube, etc while I wait for my plans to come to fruition No plan, no play.

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3 years

Tomorrow is my final day at Cuck E Cheese Sad to be honest. I really did love my work there but I have bigger goals for myself and my loved ones. Terrified, but it's a good point to try a new opportunity. Worse case, I'm sure they'll have me back.

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2 years

Getting better at trading boils down to hearing that voice in your head tell you to follow your rules enough times that you actually listen to it.

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2 years

Small account done for day. Nice little morning. 36 days green. My main account has a FURU KILLER working so today is going to be sick.

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2 years

@jeomoo @ThirdEyeSi_ Relax homie he asked for me to "make it make sense." I don't think Watson should ever play again, personally. Doesn't make it not the reason.

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@Imposter_Edits There are children who go to school and get told they're in debt and can't eat, most of which already don't eat at home. They don't care about the youth. There are a gazillion ways to support the development of our children that we choose to ignore. Food, housing, education.

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3 years

$AMC been over for months get a grip

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4 years

@DakotaFleck @JimmysSeafood Lmaooooo take the L you thought you were slick

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2 years

Fintwit is wild on weekends because people named fake names fight each other about stocks they can't even trade for 2 days while catfish female traders post thirst traps lmao Shit really kinda stupid when you think about it

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4 years

This how retroheads look when they talk about how good NES music is

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@LadeBackk Lmaoooo homie did you just list a quote about how badly you'll be missed that was said by YOU? oh lord someone help this man

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2 years

Changed my trading plan significantly today based on the reviews of the last week. Slept in, waited until an hour in, assessed zones based on developing action, and made my day in a couple moves with fewer L's. $AMD $SPY $AAPL $NIO It is so important to review.

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Not bad for a penny flipper

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Today is not the day to get rich. Today is the day to get better. Let's crush it!

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Holy shit what a day lmao Was down -$4400 but made it all back to end green $107 on my main account lmao

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@Roboticbones @TextAuras Lmao damn that's pretty tough of you I bet you're like a pretty tough dude that's awesome man ✊

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2 years

Small account I'm building had a strong start to the month! Hoping to keep it moving.

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2 years

WeBull still screwed up. Had to figure out my P&L with a calculator like some kind of animal.

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10 months

@MostlyPeacefull A guy, his wife, and 2 daughters? I don't get it.

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3 years

Unpopular Opinion I don't do watchlists. I hit the biggest volume large cap movers in the morning, find what looks good, & NEVER have a shortage of moves to play. I let what's happening tell me what to do, there is never an element of 'predicting' in any of my trading, ever.

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2 years

Imagine waking up from a 2019 coma right now

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2 years

If you see me retweeting things about a potential housing market crash, it's because I'm trying to wish it into existence. I don't think it'll crash but I'm hopefully optimistic. Your boy doesn't want to rent forever.

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3 years

Seriously? This is how I find out? I deserve this :)

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@TikTokInvestors This is the by product of the 2008-2020 housing era where rates were non-existent and every white dude with a big enough trust fund can trip themselves into being a real estate mogul

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