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@CarterArts

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Hobbyist game dev, occasional streamer. He/him (even if it scares you). Some people are Diesels. Fuck me. Those are trouble.

Joined March 2011
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@CarterArts
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4 months
@skatie420 What a fuckin nerd they must be. XP is so meaningless in this game
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1 year
@FauxFauxley Yes, do you also think it should cost you money to walk in parks or go to the beach? You thought this was a 'gotcha'? Oof.
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6 years
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1 year
@PeteyPlastic W for waste of money yeah
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1 year
@Alpha_Wolf_NFT That doesn't make any fucking sense lmao Then again NFT bros aren't known for being financial masterminds
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1 year
@RedPillGangTV Wow thats a really rapey thing to say please seek help and by help I mean in minecraft
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3 years
@MetroUK @anulee95 Doesn't make any fucking sense. You can't eat virtual food
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1 year
@Meowchickenfish @JUNlPER @x12345678998765 That's not an opinion, it's objective fact
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3 years
@jjansell @NoContextBrits That's why you take a portable scale to the shop with you. I'm not gonna be the one to lose any
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9 months
@LilUzi_Blert She was actually their social media manager
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2 years
@TheLaurenChen Nice complete and total lack of understanding of how a website works lmao There aren't people like, coding nonstop to make it exist, it's hosted on a server
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4 months
(like it isn't, to an extent, but I mean in the way with which they just unfriend someone immediately so they can add someone new to keep earning XP rather than use the bonuses)
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2 years
@NoContextBrits "And I would drive 400 miles" 🎶
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10 months
@ChrisKobruh I love how racists are just So scared All the time
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2 years
@zonexkiller No offence to people who need glasses (I probably will in a couple years) but... I don't think having bad eyesight is really that superior.
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7 months
@CryptoParadyme So you admit it's a tinfoil hat level conspiracy? Progress at least
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1 year
@hippymassacer @FightMate This man scared of small sticks
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4 months
@PyramidHeadLove It is yeah, which makes this even stupider, but I guess the tryhards have gotta keep the xp treadmill going
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1 year
@bigxoidy What an absolute nothing statement
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9 months
@pubity 9/11 for the most annoying people on here
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4 months
@CantEverDie "What were we going to do? NOT fund genocide???"
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2 years
@mischiefanimals It's gonna start ratatouilling him next
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1 year
@getinformed23 @TheOnion Someone always comments this on every Onion post and I'm starting to think you guys don't actually 'love the onion'
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6 months
@EaglesBurna No one ever says why its justified though, other than essentially "she nags a lot" like no shit her husband was cooking meth and here brother in law was a cop, she's probably a little bit stressed
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@CarterArts
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5 years
You all realize Harry never really wanted to be a part of the Royal family BEFORE meeting Meghan, right? #megexit
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2 years
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1 year
@RushBabe49 bro what
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1 year
@terrannerd @JoshuaPHilll I wonder why they might need guards
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3 months
@djcows Yet you're spunking over their prime minister?
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3 months
@MattDaBat123343 Begone nazi anime nonce ✨
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6 months
@DynamicAnalysis there's no complaining here
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11 months
@PYeetimus I hope there's a character in game based off him tbh
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11 months
@QuantumVoid_ @RightWingCope Common L take from a checkmark
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9 months
@DruidofNecro So someone had a rebuke to what you said, and you didn't have anything to counter them? Cool.
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5 years
@EverySheriff He stops you at the door and says 'Please confirm your age' You lie He lets you pass
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1 year
@DocFarmerMAGA @LibertyCappy @SunWeatherMan Hold that thought while I scare you with a rainbow beer can
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8 months
@slumskull Lol you guys really do just hear the new buzzword and keep using it don't you
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1 year
@Grypho00 Taking over government violently is quite literally a right wing point, it's one of their main pro-gun arguments
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7 months
@Yaqoob_Sakhani A mystery for anyone who has never read a history book
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11 months
@Hola_Jonah Ah yes, blame the women
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1 year
@MargBarAmerica I love the friendless behaviour of confidently saying "no one uses them" Almost on par with Ben Shapiro's "women don't get wet" claim, lmaoo
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1 year
@Think4Yours3lf Oh god I thought you were joking and then I saw some of your tweets lmao
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1 year
@GuruAnaerobic @NoContextBrits Doesn't cost you a dime and hilariously, lives rent free in your head.
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8 months
@JamieSonOfDavid 1. Old people know how to read. 2. They do.
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5 months
@renenum10 Weird fantasy bro, are you vividly picturing this imaginary man's balls
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6 years
@jacksfilms That's a funny way to spell @pewdiepie
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11 months
@2020sThings @halomancer1 They all do it so frequently You can tell by the way they talk, their only experience with trans people is all the trans porn they watch lmao
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9 months
@halomancer1 I just hate seeing things be successful I'm a hater
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7 months
@rmcf_joel I fucking hate adverbs bro I wish he'd remove them instead
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2 years
@MarkBinmore @NoContextBrits Do you put them on the floor?
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1 year
@BasedReplyBot A new reply bot, but this time it's retarded
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4 months
@halomancer1 Amazing things are happening in the replies
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2 months
@EMarksalot Sounds like hasan is in your head rent free cuz he didn't even mention the interaction once since it happened lmao
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10 months
@Commonsensepre2 Does it? How? What is the relevance?
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7 months
@hellaspecial @mashable This has nothing to do with wokeness
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10 months
@esjesjesj @CantEverDie To say 'the internet is overrun with woke nonsense' is to admit the majority of people are 'woke' And yet right wingers still think they're the majority opinion
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9 months
@GcRevenge No, it isn't, that's not what the word cope means
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3 months
@luccianaalovely Bot didn't really understand the prompt
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2 years
@Orc_Fugitive @TaliesinEvitel When you create a character, you choose Tauren as a race and then Rogue as your class
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4 years
@cryingorange17 @Pointlexx "What am I doing this for free?" Yes, that's what Twitch is.
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2 years
@DonnyChimpo Because he makes reasonable points that you aren't smart enough to counter? Well damn I feel like everyone should be fired.
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1 year
@LTrevill Buy literally any other ice cream then? Lmao
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6 months
@BradMil95712875 All my trans friends love tattoos lmao
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2 years
@ChrisHenares @DudespostingWs Who says Martians ain't on some out of this world kush?
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5 months
@OmegaWhitePill Chris Hansen roasted you good in that episode
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4 years
@minimoss4 Yeah why didn't Disney fire China
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1 year
@Willdoit209 @Think4Yours3lf Woah calm down there buddy for a minute I thought you might have a comeback
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2 years
@DiscussingFilm The facial hair looks awful lmao "Ok guys we're making a sequel, what should we do to make the character look different?"
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5 months
@venuslovesrats World record holder for developing Stockholm syndrome
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2 years
@dchen6 I love this argument because historically the absolute opposite is true
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3 months
@JugsnotDrugs_ We ain't going to your page bro
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3 months
@TheElipsoid why'd the account get suspended then? isnt this a free speech platform? why not just let a community note get added to the post?
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10 months
@jesuslasupajew @halomancer1 Ian just screaming at a computer until it'll say a slur
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1 year
@alice_pbg Papa didn't raise no cheat
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2 years
@CraveVoidStuffs @MattWalshBlog still the biggest banger of a dril tweet
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11 months
@Terrell_1421 The grown ups are talking
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2 years
@LilithShayBae @TheOnion Weird how anything that references gun crime is 'not their best work'
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6 months
@apollomarcellus Simply not true and I ain't reading all that shit
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5 months
@Orchestorm Community notes are not needed on jokes unless you have mental defficiencies.
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10 months
@Astro_Rabby @MKVRiscy Was going to comment exactly this but you put it more succinctly than I could have lmao
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11 months
@halomancer1 These people need to probably watch less porn if they see two sisters and immediately think of porn
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1 year
@RealPridefall Why don't right wingers try self-deprecating comedy? Too sensitive?
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11 months
@JohnSmi78694817 @lightning_kf This has such "As a black gay guy" energy lmao
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10 months
@sparrowmedia "If I were proud of that, I'd be sporting an Israel scarf"
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10 months
@Angel39252578 never ceases to amaze me when minority groups are racist to other minority groups
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3 months
@cashmymemes Why do these meme accounts never have any memes on them
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1 year
@JNewellUSArmy "I paid good money for this 1 like"
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1 year
@bumpdaddy001 Child abusers? No I don't think we do.
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6 years
10 years since I made this game using a totally not copyrighted setting or characters on @Roblox Oh how time flies.
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3 months
@juniorwaldorf That is business by the looks of it
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3 years
@ClipsNuancebro @Qualixious @TheQuartering If these thumbnails they chose are out of context to the video, then that fault entirely lands on quarterman for using them
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9 months
@antonia_paz_a Well that's the only way right wingers experience interaction with other humans
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1 year
@mrvallus By this logic if you sat on a bench in a park, but a pedophile had previously sat on that bench, that would mean you could potentially now be a pedophile
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9 months
@RvrLrd Nah just this guy
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5 months
@Shiwon_NZ_Ao Are you surprised they have no idea how an EpiPen works? This is twitter, you just pretend you know what you're talking about!
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2 years
@NoContextBrits We can't take credit for that, Ryanair is Irish
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3 months
@disparutoo When 50% of the population are women, aiming for 36% to be women OR nonbinary is a crazy low bar
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