Everyone is mad at Lions fans for booing Stafford's daughters, but I literally saw them at Somerset Collection in Troy yesterday, and I drop kicked two of them up to the 2nd floor from the 1st floor. I got a standing ovation and a girl from the Gucci store sucked me off.
#AllGrit
These are classics that should never change. They’re on par with classic jerseys like the Chiefs, Raiders, Cowboys, Bears, Packers, etc.
@Lions
@RodWood_Lions
#OnePride
Jared Goff got dumped by Hollywood, but he made a Hollywood story out of it.
Detroit is the place to revive, not die.
That’s our QB.
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Amani Orwauyrie when asked about his former team: “It felt like a kick in the [Censored] for how they treated me. I’ll always know who the true fans are.” 👀
Bro I saw the whole St. Brown family munching on BBQ the night before the Kansas City game. Amon-Ra went out the next day and cooked them. People forget that world class athletes can have a cheat meal every couple of days. Leave Jamo alone.
#OnePride
Idc if this is dogging one of our rival teams… this chick is literally not funny at all. She’s also had very questionable tweets before her fame. You’re all a bunch of simps.
Just got back from a 12-hour suspension after cussing out
@NFLOfficiating
. I think the rest of the pride and the rest of the football world said everything that needed to be said.
#OnePride
Everyone, including the sportsbooks, are doubting the Lions and think the 49ers are going to win it. I just have a feeling the Lions are going to go in there and shock the world.
#OnePride
#AllGrit
I'm so excited to see how fired up the 12 Rams fans will be to get revenge on us Week 1 only to cry and say how we're the meanest fanbase after we whoop their asses again.
LA is the most overrated city in the world.
#OnePride
@Devoted2DET
Technically offside, but a tacky call. That’s a call that would be called against the Lions and not teams like the Packers or Cowboys, so I hate it.
@NickCarboniWCNC
I mean… he’s honest, and he wants to hype up an interim head coach. He knows what it’s like to be an interim head coach. Kudos to Coach Wilks.
Love seeing the Packers, Bears, Vikings, and Cowboys all lose. My 4 most hated NFL teams. The Lions blew out the Broncos. Perfect NFL weekend.
#OnePride
This is my Lions playoff gameday itinerary. Anyone’s welcome to join me and my friends. Lagerhaus No. 5 opens at 8AM, so I may get there even earlier.
#OnePride
#AllGrit
@IconicCristiano
Yeah I always questioned the move back to United. I’ll always thank Fergie for helping him on the come up, but he should’ve let Ronaldo go to City.
I wish I was there to beat the shit out of that Packers fan who poured beer on Amon-Ra. No one fucks with any of our players. Someone at Lambeau beat the fuck out of the cunt
#OnePride
Despite Jamaal scoring all of those touchdowns, David Montgomery is the more versatile back. Jamaal is a 3rd down back who can score. David Montgomery is more complete.
I love Jamaal, but those are the facts.
David Njoku after the
#Browns
clinched the playoffs on Thursday Night Football:
"I'm sure when everybody got hurt, everybody doubted us. Everybody said we weren't going to do whatever. There's a guy, Adam Rank, that guy sucks."
Recap on how I cellied the Red Wings win:
-Chugged beers & high-5'd ppl
-Projectile vomited on 1st step outside of LCA
-Body slammed fences of unfinished DistrictDetroit, cutting knee open
-Chugged more beers at Harry's
-Madeout w/ smokeshow blonde in parking garage
-Slept in car
Here’s me getting asked the easiest softball question of all-time for a Lions fan that discusses our long misery: “What QB got traded in the 1950s that cursed the Lions?”
C’mon, bro. Gotta give me a harder one.
I’m surprised at how cheap the tickets are for Lambeau considering people wait generations to get season tickets for the Packers. Let’s flood Lambeau with Honolulu Blue.
#OnePride
@Lions
#Lions
fans, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but my algorithms predict for 2024 an inverse of your prior year regular season record. Yes, you read that correctly. My algorithms indicate that Detroit will finish the 2024 season with a record of 5-12 (99.13% certainty).
My 2 cents on Okudah is an achilles tear is the worst injury a CB could have aside from getting paralyzed. He stays 1 more year, and it's a prove it year. CB is a huge need. Jefe has the mentality for a Dan Campbell team; he just needs to play better.
@PridePodcast
My mom suggested getting a Lions suite for a game. I said hell no. I’m not sitting in a fucking suite for a Lions game. I have to be in the crowd and help everyone get amped up. I don’t go to Lions games to chill. I go there to see our city win and get rowdy.
#OnePride
@Castellani2014
Yeah let’s move a team that happens to suck ass for a couple seasons with a generational fanbase that’s willing to fight players of opposing teams to another city. Makes perfect sense.
#GoPistons
I understand raising season ticket prices, and I appreciate holding off this year's increase due to poor performance. However, this increase is ridiculous, especially with the great fans in the stands. We don't want corporate twats. Football is for the people.
@Lions
#OnePride
People have different tastes in women. 🤷♂️
Some guys like heavier set women. Nothing wrong with that at all. She probably also has an amazing personality if she gets to marry an NFL QB. She’s also SOMEONE, not something. She’s a human.