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Lions Superfan Carl McJenkins

@CarlMcJenkins

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Made in Detroit. 6yr Lions and 2yr Red Wings Szn Ticket Holder. Was suspended. Executive homeless person. #OnePride #LGRW #DetroitBasketball #RepDetroit #GoBlue

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Lions Superfan Carl McJenkins
8 months
Everyone is mad at Lions fans for booing Stafford's daughters, but I literally saw them at Somerset Collection in Troy yesterday, and I drop kicked two of them up to the 2nd floor from the 1st floor. I got a standing ovation and a girl from the Gucci store sucked me off. #AllGrit
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Lions Superfan Carl McJenkins
2 years
These are classics that should never change. They’re on par with classic jerseys like the Chiefs, Raiders, Cowboys, Bears, Packers, etc. @Lions @RodWood_Lions #OnePride
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Lions Superfan Carl McJenkins
8 months
If Stafford throws a pick 6 in the redzone, that would produce the loudest reaction in sports history.
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Lions Superfan Carl McJenkins
11 months
LIONS FANS: do NOT sell your tickets online or to Packers fans. Only sell to Lions fans you know. It should be like this every game. #OnePride
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Lions Superfan Carl McJenkins
8 months
I’m serious. You better be fucking making noise on defense. #OnePride #AllGrit
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Lions Superfan Carl McJenkins
9 months
FUCK OFF @TheeHOCK8
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@CarlMcJenkins
Lions Superfan Carl McJenkins
7 months
You better watch out @19problemz @CGJXXIII is coming 🦁🦁🦁
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@CarlMcJenkins
Lions Superfan Carl McJenkins
8 months
Just got into a car crash, and I told myself yesterday I’d get in a car crash for a Lions Super Bowl. LET’S GOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! #AllGrit #OnePride
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Lions Superfan Carl McJenkins
2 years
@3YearLetterman @elonmusk Don’t forget about Alexander Graham Bell inventing the notification icon
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Lions Superfan Carl McJenkins
4 months
Jared Goff got dumped by Hollywood, but he made a Hollywood story out of it. Detroit is the place to revive, not die. That’s our QB. JA-RED GOFF 🗣️ JA-RED GOFF 🗣️ 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁
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Lions Superfan Carl McJenkins
5 months
These will go so hard for a night game. #OnePride
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Lions Superfan Carl McJenkins
7 months
Lions fans who are in San Fran, PLEASE get loud while we’re on defense. PLEASE. Take over Levi’s 🦁🦁🦁 #AllGrit #OnePride
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Lions Superfan Carl McJenkins
4 months
Happy day. #NFLDraft
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Lions Superfan Carl McJenkins
1 year
@barstoolsports I’m not a LeBron fan at all, but he’s not even in the same tier as LeBron. Like not even CLOSE. No idea why he tried to beef with him.
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Lions Superfan Carl McJenkins
2 years
@HonoluluBlues_ We have to flood Lambeau with Honolulu Blue
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Lions Superfan Carl McJenkins
10 months
Fuck everyone who left the game early #OnePride
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@CarlMcJenkins
Lions Superfan Carl McJenkins
1 year
To Lions fans going to Arrowhead, I think it’s important that we were Honolulu Blue gear so that we show up on TV more. #OnePride
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Lions Superfan Carl McJenkins
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@BeerlyFootball
Beerly Football
1 year
Describe Matt Patricia in one word 🗣
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Lions Superfan Carl McJenkins
1 year
Amani, you had an awful year. I wish you the best, but it was time for a new fit for you.
@AmaniClears
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Amani Orwauyrie when asked about his former team: “It felt like a kick in the [Censored] for how they treated me. I’ll always know who the true fans are.” 👀
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Lions Superfan Carl McJenkins
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@hen_ease @BarstoolBigCat I call golf courses “orgies” because there are 18 holes and there are a lot of holes in orgies
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Lions Superfan Carl McJenkins
1 year
Just landed in Kansas City. Ready for some BBQ and beer!
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@CarlMcJenkins
Lions Superfan Carl McJenkins
2 years
Flex out Patriots @ Cardinals and flex in Vikings @ Lions for Sunday Night Football on December 11th @NFL #OnePride
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Lions Superfan Carl McJenkins
10 months
Bro I saw the whole St. Brown family munching on BBQ the night before the Kansas City game. Amon-Ra went out the next day and cooked them. People forget that world class athletes can have a cheat meal every couple of days. Leave Jamo alone. #OnePride
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𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚: #Lions WR Jameson Williams apparently likes to combine his Oreo McFlurry with his cheeseburger… I don’t know what to say about this one.
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Lions Superfan Carl McJenkins
2 years
Detroit, Michigan. Everyone who comes and visits is shocked at how nice it actually is, and it's only getting better.
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Name an underrated US city
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Lions Superfan Carl McJenkins
1 year
Idc if this is dogging one of our rival teams… this chick is literally not funny at all. She’s also had very questionable tweets before her fame. You’re all a bunch of simps.
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Annie Agar
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had to wait till the off season to finally see a good performance at soldier field.
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Lions Superfan Carl McJenkins
8 months
Just got back from a 12-hour suspension after cussing out @NFLOfficiating . I think the rest of the pride and the rest of the football world said everything that needed to be said. #OnePride
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Lions Superfan Carl McJenkins
8 months
@freep This is why it’s important to have good sports teams
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Lions Superfan Carl McJenkins
8 months
Go Lions and fuck the Cowboys, Eagles, and Vikings. #OnePride
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Lions Superfan Carl McJenkins
8 months
Everyone, including the sportsbooks, are doubting the Lions and think the 49ers are going to win it. I just have a feeling the Lions are going to go in there and shock the world. #OnePride #AllGrit
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Lions Superfan Carl McJenkins
5 months
You guys did everything we wanted and more with the jerseys. @Lions #OnePride
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Lions Superfan Carl McJenkins
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Lions Superfan Carl McJenkins
1 year
That Anzalone sack yesterday might've been the loudest I've ever heard a crowd at any sporting event...
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Lions Superfan Carl McJenkins
1 year
Supporting Jamo at Alabama’s spring game today. #OnePride @bigsgjamo
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Lions Superfan Carl McJenkins
8 months
Little instruction video on how we can be as loud as possible for the playoffs. #OnePride
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Lions Superfan Carl McJenkins
8 months
IT’S GAMEDAY!!! LAST GAME AT FORD FIELD OF THE SEASON!!! LET’S GET THIS DUB!!! #AllGrit #OnePride
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Lions Superfan Carl McJenkins
4 months
I'm so excited to see how fired up the 12 Rams fans will be to get revenge on us Week 1 only to cry and say how we're the meanest fanbase after we whoop their asses again. LA is the most overrated city in the world. #OnePride
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Lions Superfan Carl McJenkins
2 years
@BarryOnHere It’s because older commentators can’t comprehend white QBs having the ability to run
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Lions Superfan Carl McJenkins
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@NFL_DovKleimen Drug test him for cocaine use holy shit @NFL
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Lions Superfan Carl McJenkins
9 months
@Devoted2DET Technically offside, but a tacky call. That’s a call that would be called against the Lions and not teams like the Packers or Cowboys, so I hate it.
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Lions Superfan Carl McJenkins
8 months
For the love of Jesus Christ, put Rams and Lions on Sunday night. Please. Not Monday Night. @NFL
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Lions Superfan Carl McJenkins
2 years
Even if Seattle wins, I want us to curbstomp the cheese turds
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Lions Superfan Carl McJenkins
6 months
@DetroitRedWings Don't buy any new sweaters with ads on them. BOYCOTT #LGRW
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@CarlMcJenkins
Lions Superfan Carl McJenkins
2 years
@NickCarboniWCNC I mean… he’s honest, and he wants to hype up an interim head coach. He knows what it’s like to be an interim head coach. Kudos to Coach Wilks.
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Lions Superfan Carl McJenkins
1 year
I take back everything I said about Taylor Lautner in middle school and high school. Absolute legend.
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Taylor Lautner: big Lions guy
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Lions Superfan Carl McJenkins
9 months
@DetroitRedWings Next time we play the Senators is January 31st. Those cunts are in for a rough one. It's at LCA too. #LGRW #FuckTheSens
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Lions Superfan Carl McJenkins
4 months
Heading down to Eastern Market and the traffic is already insane. #OnePride #NFLDraft
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Lions Superfan Carl McJenkins
8 months
@HonoluluBlues_ Nope. Not after that press conference.
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Lions Superfan Carl McJenkins
8 months
Skip, if I ever see you in person, I’ll literally put your midget ass in a headlock
@RealSkipBayless
Skip Bayless
8 months
Congrats, Lions. You have won the right to get blown out at San Francisco. But hey, great year.
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Lions Superfan Carl McJenkins
9 months
Love seeing the Packers, Bears, Vikings, and Cowboys all lose. My 4 most hated NFL teams. The Lions blew out the Broncos. Perfect NFL weekend. #OnePride
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Lions Superfan Carl McJenkins
2 months
@JoeyMulinaro Rose Bowl this year between Michigan and Alabama was the greatest game of all-time behind Texas and USC.
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Lions Superfan Carl McJenkins
8 months
This is my Lions playoff gameday itinerary. Anyone’s welcome to join me and my friends. Lagerhaus No. 5 opens at 8AM, so I may get there even earlier. #OnePride #AllGrit
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Lions Superfan Carl McJenkins
2 years
@IconicCristiano I’m glad at least Real Madrid and Juventus respect the 🐐
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Lions Superfan Carl McJenkins
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I truly believe Detroit sports fans are the horniest fans among them all
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Lions Superfan Carl McJenkins
2 years
@IconicCristiano Yeah I always questioned the move back to United. I’ll always thank Fergie for helping him on the come up, but he should’ve let Ronaldo go to City.
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Lions Superfan Carl McJenkins
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It’s gameday in New Orleans #OnePrids
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Lions Superfan Carl McJenkins
9 months
Little ice bath and bourbon before the game today. Merry Christmas! #OnePride
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Lions Superfan Carl McJenkins
3 years
@RapSheet @AlexFultz24 A guy who never had play calling duties before ever outperformed him. That’s all that needs to be said.
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Lions Superfan Carl McJenkins
8 months
Vikings fans are the dumbest group of fans in all of football. Literally a bunch of dumbfucks.
@VikingsDynasty
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8 months
Lions beat a 10 win team and a 9 win team at home in the playoffs to advance to the NFCCG Mickiest Mousiest NFC Championship appearance of all time?
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Lions Superfan Carl McJenkins
2 years
Dan Campbell and Ben Johnson have the biggest dicks ever. If they eiffel towered someone, their cocks would literally overlap
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@CarlMcJenkins
Lions Superfan Carl McJenkins
2 years
How I’m sleeping tonight:
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Lions Superfan Carl McJenkins
9 months
My mom just won a free room for all 3 nights for the draft. Her luck is unbelievable 😂😂😂
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Lions Superfan Carl McJenkins
4 months
I would 100% eat a T-Rex if they weren't extinct.
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PETA
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Think twice before ordering that chicken sandwich... T-Rexes wouldn't approve of you eating their descendants 👉 #DinosaurDay
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Lions Superfan Carl McJenkins
2 years
Officially a 5-year season ticket holder after renewing my season tickets this morning. To infinity more years!!! 🦁🍻🦁 #OnePride
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Lions Superfan Carl McJenkins
11 months
Come say in the Delta Sky Lounge if you’re here!
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Lions Superfan Carl McJenkins
9 months
IT’S GAMEDAY. LET’S BRING THE NOISE TONIGHT, FORD FIELD!!!! #ONEPRIDE
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Lions Superfan Carl McJenkins
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@ChimRitchels Kmet's not a bad TE at all, but LaPorta is leagues ahead.
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Lions Superfan Carl McJenkins
8 months
@UMFanJosh @lilfolks_74_ Anyone who says the 2019 LSU team would cake walk 2023 Michigan is wrong. It’d be a close game.
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Lions Superfan Carl McJenkins
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I wish I was there to beat the shit out of that Packers fan who poured beer on Amon-Ra. No one fucks with any of our players. Someone at Lambeau beat the fuck out of the cunt #OnePride
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Lions Superfan Carl McJenkins
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@EvanPetzold @tigers I'm gonna be honest: I'd rather have a fucking baseball team. #GoTigers
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Lions Superfan Carl McJenkins
1 year
Despite Jamaal scoring all of those touchdowns, David Montgomery is the more versatile back. Jamaal is a 3rd down back who can score. David Montgomery is more complete. I love Jamaal, but those are the facts.
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Lions Superfan Carl McJenkins
1 year
Just saw the St. Brown fam!
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Lions Superfan Carl McJenkins
8 months
Respect for David Njoku 🫡 Guy also has some mad fits walking into game day too
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Camryn Justice
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David Njoku after the #Browns clinched the playoffs on Thursday Night Football: "I'm sure when everybody got hurt, everybody doubted us. Everybody said we weren't going to do whatever. There's a guy, Adam Rank, that guy sucks."
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Lions Superfan Carl McJenkins
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Recap on how I cellied the Red Wings win: -Chugged beers & high-5'd ppl -Projectile vomited on 1st step outside of LCA -Body slammed fences of unfinished DistrictDetroit, cutting knee open -Chugged more beers at Harry's -Madeout w/ smokeshow blonde in parking garage -Slept in car
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Lions Superfan Carl McJenkins
6 months
Shame to hear about Cam Sutton. Hopefully it’s not true. If it is, fuck him.
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Lions Superfan Carl McJenkins
2 years
@tyler_sawa Chark, Williams, Elliot, Anzalone, and Cominsky are must resigns
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Lions Superfan Carl McJenkins
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Here’s me getting asked the easiest softball question of all-time for a Lions fan that discusses our long misery: “What QB got traded in the 1950s that cursed the Lions?” C’mon, bro. Gotta give me a harder one.
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Lions Superfan Carl McJenkins
2 years
I’m surprised at how cheap the tickets are for Lambeau considering people wait generations to get season tickets for the Packers. Let’s flood Lambeau with Honolulu Blue. #OnePride
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@CarlMcJenkins
Lions Superfan Carl McJenkins
8 months
Thank you for this awesome shot 🦁☺️ @kayboo1284
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Lions Superfan Carl McJenkins
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Shut the fuck up, Dork. #OnePride
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@harrisonpkent
NFL Data Analyst | Harrison P. Kent IV
5 months
@Lions #Lions fans, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but my algorithms predict for 2024 an inverse of your prior year regular season record. Yes, you read that correctly. My algorithms indicate that Detroit will finish the 2024 season with a record of 5-12 (99.13% certainty).
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Lions Superfan Carl McJenkins
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My 2 cents on Okudah is an achilles tear is the worst injury a CB could have aside from getting paralyzed. He stays 1 more year, and it's a prove it year. CB is a huge need. Jefe has the mentality for a Dan Campbell team; he just needs to play better. @PridePodcast
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Lions Superfan Carl McJenkins
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Fuck the refs!!!!!!!! #OnePride
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Lions Superfan Carl McJenkins
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Anyone who wears a Detroit Rams or a Stafford jersey this week deserves to get a kick in the dick #OnePride
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@CarlMcJenkins
Lions Superfan Carl McJenkins
11 months
My mom suggested getting a Lions suite for a game. I said hell no. I’m not sitting in a fucking suite for a Lions game. I have to be in the crowd and help everyone get amped up. I don’t go to Lions games to chill. I go there to see our city win and get rowdy. #OnePride
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Lions Superfan Carl McJenkins
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@Castellani2014 Yeah let’s move a team that happens to suck ass for a couple seasons with a generational fanbase that’s willing to fight players of opposing teams to another city. Makes perfect sense. #GoPistons
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Lions Superfan Carl McJenkins
8 months
Got on CBS during last night’s celebration 🤣🤣🤣 #GoBlue
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Lions Superfan Carl McJenkins
2 years
This ain’t news to me. This has been a good portion of my Lions fandom.
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Lions Superfan Carl McJenkins
2 years
Lions may have lost the game, but Lions fans won the fights in the stands today #OnePride
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Lions Superfan Carl McJenkins
8 months
It’s fucking NFL Football. You stand up for this. You’re literally the only Lions fan with this shit opinion. #OnePride #AllGrit
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Lions Superfan Carl McJenkins
3 years
Chiefs MVP:
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Lions Superfan Carl McJenkins
2 years
@DLFPtweets I still think Will Anderson’s the guy if Jalen Carter’s off the board though
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Lions Superfan Carl McJenkins
2 years
@DLFPtweets @diecastjoel If Goff brings Detroit a Super Bowl, it’s the biggest win-win trade in history.
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Lions Superfan Carl McJenkins
9 months
I understand raising season ticket prices, and I appreciate holding off this year's increase due to poor performance. However, this increase is ridiculous, especially with the great fans in the stands. We don't want corporate twats. Football is for the people. @Lions #OnePride
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Lions Superfan Carl McJenkins
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People have different tastes in women. 🤷‍♂️ Some guys like heavier set women. Nothing wrong with that at all. She probably also has an amazing personality if she gets to marry an NFL QB. She’s also SOMEONE, not something. She’s a human.
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The Truth
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If you were a star QB like Anthony Richardson is, would you marry something like this?
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Lions Superfan Carl McJenkins
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@BR_OpenIce @Tigers_Fan23 Best announcers in hockey
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Lions Superfan Carl McJenkins
7 months
Happy International Fuck The Ottawa Senators Day to everyone who celebrates 🥳🎊🎈🎉 #LGRW
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Lions Superfan Carl McJenkins
9 months
Not a Super Bowl team, but a playoff team, and if we get a playoff win at home, that’s all that matters this season.
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