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Gamer, YouTube/Twitch Affiliate streamer, disabled, father. Married to @KLHarrismith . Email: Carbonitedreamer @yahoo .com. Twitch: …

Pinetop-Lakeside Arizona, USA
Joined September 2018
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@OTerrifying Aplysia vaccaria, also known as the black sea hare and California black sea hare, is a species of extremely large sea slug, a marine, opisthobranch, gastropod mollusk in the family Aplysiidae. It is the largest sea slug species.
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@weirddalle How about this one a toddler has to chose between a check for 1 million dollars and a basket of $10 worth of dollar store toys. the parents are in a clear, locked, sound proof booth and they have to try to convince the toddler to go for the check.
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@fasc1nate Yeah, He also got a skateboard and went around the lot together, but one day the Big brass told Russell he had to stop. Bronson saw that he wasn't riding the Skateboard any more asked what happened and He told him they said i couldn't ride it around the lot anymore. Bronson took
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@FightHaven If anyone man or woman lays hands on you you defend yourself. you know who taught me that? my mother, my grand mother, my aunts. she was warned multiple times and struck first. at that point you stop being a lady and become a threat.
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@todayyearsoldig rednecks and beer. been involved in many drunken science experiments.
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@Fenrirtheicewo1 I'm with Spike on this one.
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@WomenBeingAwful 100% she's had this conversation. "Why can't i find a guy like you? I'm a guy like me. No, you're just my friend silly i don't want to damage our friendship." Then proceeds to tell friend how much sex her and chad are having. not worth the time or emotional hassle.
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@libsoftiktok dear UK police,
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@OTerrifying @LinkMEP Aplysia vaccaria, also known as the black sea hare and California black sea hare, is a species of extremely large sea slug, a marine, opisthobranch, gastropod mollusk in the family Aplysiidae. It is the largest sea slug species
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@WomenPostingLs brethren before wenches.
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@BGrizzy1989 She looks like the dude from the warriors
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@DiscussingFilm well, that's gonna go over like a fart in church.
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@FightHaven both to be honest. it was cheap and dishonorable but was technically legal.
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@realDailyWire i cant help it my brain just goes there.
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@GundamIsHere Remember folks every dead body on Mount Everest was once an Extremely motivated individual.
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@DiscussingFilm @Variety “a new generation of young writers”= the show,
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@WomenPostingLs They girl bossed their way into loneliness. There’s always the other side of the coin no matter how you flip it. To put it another way. For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. You are free to girl boss and “not need a man” , however, this will be the reality on
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@WomenPostingLs no entity sends you money for fun. theres strings attached to every dollar.
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@WomenPostingLs and thats why he unmatched with her.
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@WomenBeingAwful define courting firstly. because lately that phrase just means buy her shit until she has sex with you. that's not courting. that's prostitution.
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@klaytohn Friendship means very little if you're only there for the good times.
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@MelonieMac that whole conversation summed up in a meme.
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@DelusionPosting The dad just wanted to spend time with his child. something i'm quite sure the other one knows nothing about.
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@FilmsFallout btw never and i mean never give your companion a weapon to hold unless you expect them to use it. gave piper my never ending fatman to hold and she "found" a mini nuke then proceeded to carpet bomb a raiders outpost. with me in it.
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@MomsPostingLs mid? ha peeping toms would break into her house to close the blinds.
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@FilmsFallout dude sneaking through that vault and hearing that whole disembodied Gaaryyyyyy,.. still freaks me out.
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@OrwellNGoode JIF is peanut butter GIF is a computer formatted image
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@MomsPostingLs yeah, that'll work. the fathers defense can use that post against her. Malicious use of the judicial system is a crime.
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@JustPostingLs he holds the other dudes pants and her purse while they go at it.
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@InternetH0F i've been in that type of situation. having to make giant orders like that. its never fun. those who complain like that should be made to do an order like that for themselves one time.
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@Tunnelsnakefool i honestly think he should meet the Mysterious Stranger and then take up the mantle. the way he's learning all the dark secrets and will be there for his sister if he could. that would be an awesome way to bring him in. in my opinion that is. Plus since we're going to Vegas we
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@OneHaleyStar @OTerrifying They pose no threat to humans they're Herbivores. Though I wouldn't play around with one to much nor would I eat one. Their diet creates toxins in their bodies that's how they discourage predator fish. The black sea hare can grow to be very large; the longest recorded specimen
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@libsoftiktok @BaruchCollege may they receive the same kindness and compassion they give in their travels through life.
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@GundamIsHere he wants all the perks of being like Jet Li, Jackie Chan Bruce Lee but none of the commitment to ones art they have.
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@MomsPostingLs its always in the eyes. she pulled him out of the hole in the basement to take that photo.
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@twotinymice why does he look like a professor holding his lecture on the history of man outside because its a nice day?
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@mask_bastard buried alive man.
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@GamesRadar I saw more dramatic, intense fighting in kungfu hustle..
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@I_AM_WILDCAT honest opinion here. i could not care any less what someone does in a single player game but the moment you start cheating/hacking in multiplayer games you should be banned from gaming at all for a certain amount of time.
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@FilmsFallout best quote from an NPC ever.
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@GundamIsHere oh no the adult daycare is making these people learn how to adult holy shit.
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@RealHypnotic1 She looks like the dude from The Warriors in the game.
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@ATRightMovies theres so many everyone has covered so i'll use this one lol
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@FilmsFallout when he goes to your settlement assign him to the general store he has a rare piece of armor and sells clean items.
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@WomenPostingLs well, you spend 20 years yelling boobs aren't sexual that's what you get.
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@ginacarano Has a Very young Liam Neeson in it plays Kegan, also a very young Robbie Coltrane aka Hagrid plays Rhun. is it campy yes but its a classic.
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@IAmSteveHarvey Whatever you're doing today do it with the confidence of a 4 year old in a Batman shirt! you got this! carpe diem!
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@WomenBeingAwful their attitudes made them all 3s.
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@DaithiDeNogla The Doom music kicked in for Nogla.
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 it is what it is but on another note,
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@Geekdaddy75 yeah, i can't stand those films but Finn deserved way better treatment. he was a good character with a lousy director and writing staff.
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@carsonkrow they're just mad cause they suck at being people and have to show how bad they suck on a grand scale. It's clout panhandling. Every woman in my life is capable of expressing exactly what they are thinking in clear and concise way while fully clothed.
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@WomenPostingLs im a guy and my mom my grandmother and my aunts told me learn to cook cause you'll need to know how. now my wife begs me to cook for her and i freaking love it. learn to cook, learn to clean up your living space, fix your car and your lawn trust me you'll be happier for it.
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@DelusionPosting takin it easy statue in winslow AZ they have to fix it all the time because of how much people rub all over it
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@libsoftiktok i read the article. they banned her from every thing they run including the emergency care facilities. im not up on all the laws but that seems illegal to me.
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@OrdinaryGamers you can buy the same cookies at costco for $2.
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@thatstarwarsgrl I have no problem with a female director or a female main character but i do have a problem with the man bad woman good beat me over the head narrative crap. Main character goes through some things beats the bad person throw in a few explosions maybe a gratuitous sex scene boom
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@HamillHimself I'm glad I could make a few people laugh. Here's another.
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@mask_bastard He made himself into a side character in real life. life imitates art i guess.
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@MomsPostingLs Well, doesn't no mean no. I mean beat us over the head with that phrase for 30 god damn years and then wonder why we hear no and bounce. You wanna play hard to get go play hide and seek with your dog.
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@il0venostalgia You can't handle the truth!
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@Vara_Dark they allow nude mods big jiggly breast and ass mods giant floppy dick mods mods to turn characters into other characters (mario, link, solid snake, etc.) but nope you cant mod out pronouns
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@TrivWorks go watch that whole stand up its freaking funny. if you have prime you can watch it for free its called bigger than you.
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@WomenPostingLs If a guy said that about mother's day he would be roasted to oblivion and rightfully so. We honor both parents or none.
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@WomenBeingAwful here's the $100 question. WHY was she taking nude photos of herself and keeping them on a device that was hackable? I mean yeah the ones who hacked them are creeps and should be punished, but if she didn't take pictures of her booty in the first place there wouldn't be a problem.
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@BoundingComics oh for fuck sakes. that makes about as much sense as registering yourself as a sex offender so you can avoid halloween. just make a new series with an asian american lead that solves mysteries. tell a good story and people will watch.
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@FilmsFallout according to the 101 goat test either vault priest or pipboy repair man. realistically,
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@BasicallyIDoWrk now all you need is a little kid saying he slept with your mom and we'll have the trophy set complete.
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@WomenPostingLs 8th grade syndrome sometimes never leaves.
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