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Deedz

@Captain_Ddz

6 months

We don’t but it seems to worry you guys more

skhwamabag🎒

@lungileisblack

6 months

People in their 30s with no kids, do you worry about being old parents?? Genuine question

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1 year

That savanna might just save your life

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1 year

Easy

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4 years

I mean we also have a problem with you okes stealing money year in and year out so what must happen.

Eyewitness News

@ewnupdates

4 years

Magashule: SA has problem with alcohol consumption

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@Captain_Ddz

5 years

Do people really think Gucci is the most expensive shit out there or it’s just a case of limited mindset ☹️

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@Captain_Ddz

9 months

If someone like a Julius tweeted something this crazy it would appear even on cnn same day. These people deserve nothing

Kaapenaar

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9 months

From the mountain to the sea, Western Cape will be free!

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4 years

I mean Angie Motshegka surviving this long as a minister tells you everything you need to know about how seriously we are taken by the ruling party

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@Captain_Ddz

3 years

Ha a madoda the grid is overworked

U N S T A B L E🇿🇦🧑🏾‍🎓🇲🇫

@SavageMaveriick

3 years

Hookah that doesn't need charcoal. Electrical things. Yay or Nay?

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5 months

Asifuni sense sifuna unxila

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@M1VUYO

5 months

Drinking alcohol is literally taking your fully functional brain and deliberately making it perform at extremely low levels. How does that make sense? 😂🤣

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2 years

@RoninDexx @Penxenxe Not to mention the sweat in his face. He is actively exercising trying to contain the wild beast

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4 years

Don’t worry about us

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5 years

You guys like to think you’re special for knowing things before others. You’re not. People learn everyday.

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1 year

Kushoniwe Ausi please mahn

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5 years

Ningabantwana Chief. We know R9.90

Jama ojamayo

@MonateXO

5 years

Who remembers istreetwise 2 siseyi R13.90? 🥴

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4 years

No. We just remember apartheid

Jani Allan

@JaniAllan

4 years

Does anyone remember snow in Johannesburg in September 1981?

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6 years

His whole life has changed

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4 years

Hayi 😂🔥🙌🏽

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4 years

Savanna drinkers once you tell them Savanna ain’t shit

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3 months

@Yared_TheGuy It just makes me so sad how our peace will be disturbed by Lewis fans next season 😂😭. We in so much shit

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4 years

She said “Glasses don’t heal”

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4 years

When you've finally become an adult and have your priorities straight.

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5 years

@Stanislaus_jr @Taofik541 @_Umar__A @aAgbona @Art_of_Achalugo @adexy23 THE KING IN THE NORTH ⚔️

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2 years

@nocontextfooty

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4 years

Max Verstappen not taking the knee then losing power dropping to be last is the kind of content I signed up for 😃

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@Captain_Ddz

2 years

Fight the current government first by at least going to the polls. We can revisit time travel later

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@Maluda012

2 years

As ama 2000, we want a rematch with Apartheid. Our parents were weak.😏

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5 years

@ndamasezoe @tonestradamus The streets never forget

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3 years

Amagwala went and did code 10 because it’s “easier” but now we the problem. Mmmmh

Bashene

@B_shene_A

3 years

If he has Code 8 drivers license 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

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3 years

Uzenzele eliqanda mfo please mahn

bubbly drippin 🍾🥂

@SwissBie

3 years

Welkom will never not shock me 🙆🏽‍♂️

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4 years

Whoever took this pic deserves eternal peace ❤️

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@Captain_Ddz

5 years

In today’s episode of Things That Never Happened

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@Captain_Ddz

2 years

The guys from Limps are stacking the N1 north every weekend I’m not taking these allegations

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@Captain_Ddz

2 years

Michael is the Professor’s mentor, please

HOT_ICE⚡️

@hotice_official

2 years

Who did a better Job at the role the most? Micheal Scofield Or The Professor

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6 years

Buff niggas are so unnecessary

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3 years

Yehova

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1 year

@___nonoe This man once trashed his grandad into submission. Robert wanted to cry 😂

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4 years

I’m literally shaking 😂😂😂😂

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5 years

Acrimony is easily the worst movie of this decade

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@Captain_Ddz

4 years

Kodwa ke, he is a working man who can afford a damn burger.

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@Captain_Ddz

6 years

Nabo ke abo Daenerys Targaryen

hikza

@athandwe_

6 years

Showering nendoda is funny. 😂🤣 yho abatshi maan ngamanzi 💀🤣

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@Captain_Ddz

5 years

@Thabz_Sibiya The definition of “awuna lutho” ☹️

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@Captain_Ddz

2 years

Gotta respect that from her

sarah

@sahouraxo

2 years

"You can't say because Ukraine was invaded that suddenly sovereignty is important, but it was never important for Palestine. If you believe in international law, then wherever sovereignty is infringed, it must apply." —South Africa's Foreign Minister

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5 years

A fish burger is something I’ll never eat

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@Captain_Ddz

5 years

Fnb released this? I can only laugh because those guys have no issues giving you an A3 on 20k salary 😂😂😂

Entrepreneur Zone

@SayEntrepreneur

5 years

The car your salary can afford. #FNB

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4 years

Death

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@Captain_Ddz

4 years

@ChelseaFC @PetrCech Kepa after he tries this

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@Captain_Ddz

8 months

The business of capitalism

AFRICAN & BLACK HISTORY

@AfricanArchives

8 months

On this day in 1865, the 13th Amendment of the United States Constitution was passed, abolishing slavery. How Slavery continued after the 13th amendment ‘abolished slavery’ A THREAD!

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@Captain_Ddz

4 years

“I don’t understand why you guys are interested in US elections”

Bloomberg Africa

@BloombergAfrica

4 years

South Africa’s main stock index wipes out gains as investor concerns about a contested U.S. election weakens sentiment toward riskier assets

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@Captain_Ddz

1 year

Quit the jhb nightlife at your earliest convenience

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@Captain_Ddz

6 years

@SdoubleO @kvulvn Damn ☹️☹️ school is in session

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@Captain_Ddz

4 years

What hacks me about the Bheki Cele is that he came through with some shoot to kill nonsense, sadunyelwa. Man got found for corruption, got fired. We still found it in us to bring him back to public office because we felt our police needed “beefing” up. The man is horrible man

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@Captain_Ddz

5 years

@CFCBlues_com No love for Courtois is the content we deserve. Happy with that strong team 💪🏽

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@Captain_Ddz

4 years

East London tap water is only good for one thing and one thing alone, flushing the toilet

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@Captain_Ddz

4 years

Can’t thank Atlanta niggas enough 🤘🏾🤟🏽

The Spectator Index

@spectatorindex

4 years

BREAKING: Joe Biden has taken the lead by 917 votes in the state of Georgia.

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@Captain_Ddz

3 months

You guys are getting excited by a Minister talking about ice boy things but he is telling him facts that he doesn’t know shit when it comes to government

Corruption-Hater 🦅🇿🇦🦁

@MadiBoity

3 months

Never mess with Gayton McKenzie, as Ndlozi just learned now.🤣🤣🤣

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8 years

These GTi drivers are relentless

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@Captain_Ddz

6 months

Okes, nifake le cologne niyithandayo. Noba ifakwa lilizwe lonke

MaZondi🤍

@NothileMaZondi

6 months

Durban men all smell the same, that Dior Sauvage is the only cologne they use.

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@Captain_Ddz

3 years

So Willard must be disrespected at home and on this app? Let’s stop!

Digitrekk

@DigiTrekk

3 years

Which was a better fatherhood movie?

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@Captain_Ddz

5 years

I’ll never forget how this guy made Batman choose between Harvey and his girl. Killed the girl and turned a hero into a villain. A true psychopath.

The Instigator

@Am_Blujay

5 years

Best ever villain 🦹‍♀️no debate please

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3 months

@Yared_TheGuy Maybe it will yield the title we’ve been waiting for. Lemme be positive 😂

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@Captain_Ddz

6 years

@TheBeardedRauI @ChelseaFC True. The system is broken. Kante needs to go back to his position. Urgently

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@Captain_Ddz

6 years

@aplucas2003 @Sk3lator @SammysGotJokes @smileitsgabs Hahahahahahahaha

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@Captain_Ddz

1 year

Are you not in good terms with the ladies at the pots? ☹️

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6 years

@brfootball

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@Captain_Ddz

1 year

There’s a particular brand of religious folk I hope I never find myself in a convo with, this is it. Headache

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@OyamaBuso

1 year

“Ulibele kubukela iPorn apha. Uyazibuyisela ke, uyazibuyisela.” 😭

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3 years

Sanity

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@JudyYo_

3 years

What’s stopping you from doing this ku Victoria Falls?📸

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@Captain_Ddz

2 years

When did it become a norm that the SANDF gets deployed in its own citizens? Why are we allowing this?

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@Captain_Ddz

6 years

Check how he just casually takes a pic like nothing happened 😯😰

Brent Janse van Vuuren

@BrentJvV

6 years

WOW! 😲 That was close.

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@Captain_Ddz

4 years

When you listen to ezizinto zithethwa ngoVusi Thembekwayo you must have the art of going beyond that English and spot ikaka

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@Captain_Ddz

5 years

You people need help. Ingena phi ipapa apha

Chuene ‘Chuenzaaa ChuChu’ Kaapu 🌟✨

@SimplyChuene

5 years

Doesn’t get anymore pedi than this 💀💪🏾😤

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@Captain_Ddz

12 days

Khaniyekeni abantu madoda with your superior logic. Nobody knew it would be that bad.

Justine Limpitlaw

@JustineLimLaw

12 days

I don’t get it. Massive snowstorms were predicted. We knew this was coming. What are y’all doing on the N3? I mean seriously people!

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3 years

KuseGarage

Miss Diko

@ZintleDiko

3 years

Is it fuel station or petrol station?

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@Captain_Ddz

1 year

😂😂😂😂

ImKindOfTrash

@ImKindOfTrash

2 years

“Why do you always repeat yourself three times?”👀

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6 years

😳

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4 years

Whatever it is kuyanyiwa apha

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4 years

It ain’t bacon if it don’t come from pork, first and foremost.

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@Captain_Ddz

10 months

Hambe niphisa ngo well done

Babalwa M

@Beemagqwanti

10 months

🙏🏽 Well done BCM! Aphe phondweni

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@Captain_Ddz

5 years

People are washing drug and trafficking money then calling it art. Well done to the legend who ate this thing

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@CBSNews

5 years

A banana duct-taped to a wall was sold for $120,000 at Art Basel Miami

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@Captain_Ddz

5 years

What a goal 👌🏽🔥

Kaizer Chiefs Supporters

@KCfanTv

5 years

Dennis Bergkamp is that you ?

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@always_Koki @___nonoe 😂

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Andingedikwa

Peché Africa 🇿🇦

@pmcafrica

1 year

A praying 🙏 wife is everything 🙂✌🏽 #BlessedSunday

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@Captain_Ddz

4 years

After you done telling us what to pay, tell us where to stay as well. Maybe a grocery budget also.

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4 years

you guys pay +R7000 for rent? 😳

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@Captain_Ddz

2 years

It’s a vat n sit economy we have on our hands

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@Captain_Ddz

5 years

Probably to know if you can work under pressure mate

Lukhanyo

@lita_qina

5 years

"Can you work under pressure?" Why do they ask this question?

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@Captain_Ddz

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@asiendu @REECECENTRE @ClaysonMonyela @jason_kelder Simple and straightforward answer

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@Captain_Ddz

2 years

Where that chap is standing

MIR☔️

@1RealMir

2 years

what’s y’all limit at the beach

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@Captain_Ddz

4 years

Leader you have a pic with everyone 😂🙌🏽. Respect

Bantu Holomisa

@BantuHolomisa

4 years

#CNNELECTION : ⁦ #JoeBiden elected 46th President of the USA . The impeachment campaign led by ⁦ @SpeakerPelosi ⁩ (in the picture 1989)and mishandling of #COVID -19 pandemic has cost Trump and the Republicans .

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@Captain_Ddz

5 years

Alcohol is delicious and no one can say otherwise

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@Captain_Ddz

3 years

Separating these administrations is our first mistake. These people are all the same

Simon Grindrod

@SimonPGrindrod

3 years

The Ramaphosa administration is corrupt to its very core. Corruption that dresses itself up in a packaged facade of ‘change’ is still corruption. Period. 🇿🇦

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@Captain_Ddz

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Olives for sure