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Captain Tom

@CaptainTomStL

2 months

Same shi(r)t, different day!

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Captain Tom

@CaptainTomStL

3 years

Holy shit!!! Did y'all know this place is open during the day?!?!?!?

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Captain Tom

@CaptainTomStL

5 months

When you’ve tried and tried but finally hit that point when you are no longer able to separate the art from the artist any longer…

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Captain Tom

@CaptainTomStL

3 years

Throwback to December 1997 with Kong in his big Santa hat @UniversalORL

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Captain Tom

@CaptainTomStL

3 years

We just unexpectedly lost my 54 year old sister-in-law, who was otherwise healthy, to Covid. Please get vaccinated. 🙏

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Captain Tom

@CaptainTomStL

3 years

On the left....a picture of a few pals and I enjoying a few beers at HHN. On the right....a picture of a few pals and I enjoying a few beers at HHN - with vinyl dividers in the houses.

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Captain Tom

@CaptainTomStL

5 years

Holy shit, I'm in love!!! #HHN29

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Captain Tom

@CaptainTomStL

8 years

Took my daughter's phone away for a punishment and this happened.....😩

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Captain Tom

@CaptainTomStL

5 years

Hey, It's Halloween, The kids only get to dress up and Trick or Treat once per year! So...DON'T BE THAT ASSHOLE handing out toothbrushes or coins! Give the kids some CANDY!

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Captain Tom

@CaptainTomStL

9 years

St Louis businessman ran this local commercial on CBS during halftime. #SlamStan

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Captain Tom

@CaptainTomStL

2 years

Very rough day. Had to say goodbye to my buddy. A truly great pal and member of the family. RIP Harvey.

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Captain Tom

@CaptainTomStL

4 years

Yezzzz! So cool. More retro things please, @UniversalORL !

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Captain Tom

@CaptainTomStL

4 years

I've always liked this attraction. Not sure why it gets hated on.

Inside Universal

@insideuniversal

4 years

The temple has reopened. Lord Darkenon awaits... @UniversalORL

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Captain Tom

@CaptainTomStL

5 years

If it isn't totally obvious yet, this should make you understand how totally hyped and ready I am for Hellbilly Deluxe at @HorrorNightsORL #HHN29 . I believe I may have a problem! Save me #LivingDeadGirl @RobZombie and @Michael_Aiello !!!!!

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Captain Tom

@CaptainTomStL

5 years

Screw it! Ya gotta have faith. 🎶 Faith-ah, faith-ah, faith! Babyyy! 🎶 #HHN30 @HorrorNightsORL

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Captain Tom

@CaptainTomStL

6 years

Does anyone else see this, LOLOLOL......

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Captain Tom

@CaptainTomStL

3 years

I'll be rockin this amazing #HHN30 shirt in the fog very soon! Can't believe it starts next week!!! See ya soon Horrah Pals!

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Captain Tom

@CaptainTomStL

3 years

That's HHN for me! Thanks to EVERYONE who took the time to spend even just a few moments with me and adding to the enjoyment of my trip! I hope I added some fun to your HHN too. Taking home a bunch of fun new memories and tons of new HHN brothers and sisters!❤ Not enough tags!😘

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Captain Tom

@CaptainTomStL

2 years

Shut up. No, I'm not already packing for #HHN Opening Weekend! Maybe YOU are! Mind yo bidness! #HHN2022

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Captain Tom

@CaptainTomStL

1 year

Undergoing a medical procedure tomorrow morning to hopefully correct some pretty serious health issues I’ve been dealing with the last several months and could really use any thoughts and prayers and good vibes that you nice people can offer up. Thanks so much friends.

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Captain Tom

@CaptainTomStL

2 months

Houses, scare zones, shows, specialty drinks and food…all fun. But for me…this is what #HHN is all about!

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Captain Tom

@CaptainTomStL

4 years

Thanks so much to @UniversalORL and @HorrorNightsORL for putting on a really fun event that felt incredibly safe! The rules and procedures they put in place were spot on and it seemed that everyone followed the rules and behaved properly. Serious kudos! Both houses were stunning.

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Captain Tom

@CaptainTomStL

6 years

Later Orlando! Thanks to all my #HHN28 brothers and sisters. It was great seeing everyone and spending time, however long or short, with each and every one of you. You are the ones who turn an great event into a lifelong amazing memory. Love to all! 🤗🤗🤗

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Captain Tom

@CaptainTomStL

4 years

Made a few changes/additions to my HHN collection on my office walls! Is it September yet @HorrorNightsORL ?

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Captain Tom

@CaptainTomStL

6 years

Wife: I don't want to see you drinking beer at this graduation party tonight! Me:

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Captain Tom

@CaptainTomStL

5 years

Whaaaaaat! Shut up!!!!!!

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Captain Tom

@CaptainTomStL

3 years

@HorrorNightsORL 666,666 Likes from an account with 126,000 followers. Lol.......

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Captain Tom

@CaptainTomStL

5 years

This is everything I hoped it would be!!! #HHN29

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Captain Tom

@CaptainTomStL

3 years

Happy 25th Anniversary to my favorite person on the planet, my wife, my children's mom, and my best friend! This 25 years really flew by, looking forward to the next 25! ❤ always!

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Captain Tom

@CaptainTomStL

3 years

Hello ya sonsabitches!

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Captain Tom

@CaptainTomStL

5 years

Finally done. Before and after.....

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Captain Tom

@CaptainTomStL

3 years

Pregame HHN Poolside with the Guyyyys at Sapphire Falls!

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Captain Tom

@CaptainTomStL

4 years

Wife - why do we need so many outdoor Blink cameras? Me - so in the middle of the day you can see this -----

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Captain Tom

@CaptainTomStL

4 months

Heartbroken and trying to remember all the good times. Will miss my dear friend. 💔

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Captain Tom

@CaptainTomStL

4 years

Happy Birthday to my wonderful, beautiful wife! Also known as "oh, is this one of your daughters?"

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Captain Tom

@CaptainTomStL

3 years

Reppin those HHN Icons on tonight's walk! So, so, so soon now!

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Captain Tom

@CaptainTomStL

4 years

Horror can coozies at my local liquor store. 👍🏻

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Captain Tom

@CaptainTomStL

7 years

No caption needed.

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Captain Tom

@CaptainTomStL

2 years

Another step to becoming a true Floridian????? 😏

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Captain Tom

@CaptainTomStL

5 years

Merry Drunkmas Eve everyone! (Annual homeless guy pic with the supermodels.)

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Captain Tom

@CaptainTomStL

6 years

Trouble is heading south. #HHN28 #HHN2018

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Captain Tom

@CaptainTomStL

2 years

Lakeland Antique Mall. A Nice Place to Die??? 😉

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Captain Tom

@CaptainTomStL

8 years

She thinks we are going to Mexico. #HHN26 here we come! 😂😎😉

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Captain Tom

@CaptainTomStL

3 years

THIS! @TomTaylorMade and @Bruno_Redondo_F have put the heart, soul, AND FUN back into @DCComics Nightwing! I have every issue of Nightwing (and Teen Titans) ever printed, so I would like to say "THANK YOU!" for the care and talent you put into my favorite character of all time!

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Captain Tom

@CaptainTomStL

5 years

Welp, I guess I'm late to the party but I'm finally gonna try some chicken sandwich everyone was bragging about a few months ago.

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Captain Tom

@CaptainTomStL

4 years

Pretty nervous about sharing this. Facing my demons and being accountable.

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Captain Tom

@CaptainTomStL

5 years

Best house, hands down!!!! #HHN29

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Captain Tom

@CaptainTomStL

7 years

My daughter got this admissions packet from my old university today. I'm very proud and excited for her. Holding out hope she chooses to go here. 🤞🤞

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Captain Tom

@CaptainTomStL

6 years

My first stop to begin any @UniversalORL visit. And, to me, it will ALWAYS be a SHARK ATTACK!

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Captain Tom

@CaptainTomStL

1 year

When what could have been a really depressing weekend turns out to be amazing cause you got brothers that have your back! I love these guys.

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Captain Tom

@CaptainTomStL

3 years

Andy: So what are you gonna order? Me:

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Captain Tom

@CaptainTomStL

4 years

Me asking the hard hitting important questions of the Royal Pacific staff at @UniversalORL 😉🍺😂👍🏼🍹

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Captain Tom

@CaptainTomStL

4 years

Did the thing at the place for the stuff this morning. One down, one to go. 💉

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Captain Tom

@CaptainTomStL

4 years

Picked up some @HorrorNightsORL #HHN30 face coverings, "just in case!" (Hint, hint @UniversalORL )

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Captain Tom

@CaptainTomStL

2 years

No more sleeping in the hunting shack in the woods! I’m allowed in the main house again! Thanks @dean_psdean @caffienewh0re and @TheEmDean 😂😉😘

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Captain Tom

@CaptainTomStL

7 years

Celebrated our 21st Anniversary tonight (was on Thursday but I’ve been fighting bronchitis) and all I can say is she is such a lucky girl. 😉

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Captain Tom

@CaptainTomStL

6 years

Many HHN Maniacs know that all announcements haven’t been made yet by @HorrorNightsORL We still waiting to see the new BLINKY cups and hear about this year’s specialty beverages! #HHN2018 #HHN28 🍹😁🍺👍

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Captain Tom

@CaptainTomStL

6 years

Not so humble brag. Emily was chosen as the only performer in her HS theater company for the opportunity to audition for 14 universities at the Missouri Theater Conference. She was hoping for 1 or 2 call backs for interviews, scholorships, auditions, ect..she got 10! AMAZING!

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Captain Tom

@CaptainTomStL

4 years

Feeling very sad for all my Horrah pals across the pond. Today seems like pretty much a nail in the coffin for them to be able to fly over for #HHN30 . You all will be missed. 😥

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Captain Tom

@CaptainTomStL

3 years

No better way to start your day at Sapphire Falls than the Amatista Buffet with Mr. Jimmy!!! Absolutely the BEST restuarant Team Member on all of @UniversalORL properties! #UOFistBump

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Captain Tom

@CaptainTomStL

1 year

We out Florida. Thanks for the fun! Sapphire Falls is easily, the best overall resort in Orlando. Don’t @ me! Did several new things this trip and had amazing meals each night! Thanks for following along, I had fun sharing our adventures! P.S. See ya all in a few weeks for HHN32

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Captain Tom

@CaptainTomStL

7 years

My opinion as a gun owner and a hunter.....I don't believe the founding fathers had 30 round magazine semiautos in mind for the 2nd Admnt.

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Captain Tom

@CaptainTomStL

3 years

Happy Tuesday from Sapphire Falls!!! ("Like" when you see it, but once you do you can't unsee it. 😂) (📸 - @drubov )

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Captain Tom

@CaptainTomStL

6 years

Just two middle age fat guys riding the log flume on a Thursday at Six Flags. Nothing to see here. Move along. #WeSunkThatBitch

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Captain Tom

@CaptainTomStL

4 years

Oh hello, @UniversalORL This will definitely work! #AshandDrewSayIDo #DRUPERCHARGEDBrideorDie

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Captain Tom

@CaptainTomStL

1 year

I love it here!

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Captain Tom

@CaptainTomStL

1 year

Goodbye Orlando and #HHN32 friends and family…see ya soon?????

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Captain Tom

@CaptainTomStL

3 years

I truly love the Caretaker, the Usher, the Storyteller, and Chance (especially Chance!) but I say there is only one, true icon worthy of the HHN throne at the end of the Icons House! Can I get a "Hell Yeah, Jack!" from all his Maniacs????

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Captain Tom

@CaptainTomStL

4 years

I really just wanna be at @UniversalORL Sapphire Falls and Strongwater Tavern drinking Grog and Mai Tais with my Guyyyys but instead I'm stuck at home installing a new toilet. 😑

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Captain Tom

@CaptainTomStL

2 years

Quite literally, the most fun I've had and happiest I've been in months!

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Captain Tom

@CaptainTomStL

3 years

Getting those steps in to be ready for ALL THE HORRAH @HorrorNightsORL !!! There are no moving walkways to get to see Beetlejuice wayyyy back there by Hill House!!!! #HHN2021 #HHN30

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Captain Tom

@CaptainTomStL

1 year

What #HHN means to me…family, friends, and fun! Loved seeing all my good friends and thank you for taking the time to even just say hello, way too many pals to tag! For those who I missed so far, I have 2 more visits planned this season! In the meantime be good to each other!❤️

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Captain Tom

@CaptainTomStL

4 years

Catch me outside, how bout dat? RPR Poolside @UniversalORL

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Captain Tom

@CaptainTomStL

7 years

Stole this picture that has a great shot of the lazy river for the #DrunkenRiverArmada 🍺🍹🍸🍷🍻

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Captain Tom

@CaptainTomStL

5 years

So this is happening for the NFL Draft tonight. If you know, you know. #HHN30 @HorrorNightsORL

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Captain Tom

@CaptainTomStL

5 years

Yup.

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Captain Tom

@CaptainTomStL

3 years

HHN is much, much more than houses, scare zones, merch, and shows!!! Fuckin love all my HHN family! Saw so many amazing people (you all know who you are, too many to tag) and had a blast in the fog last night! Let's do it again tonight bitches!!!! 😁🍻😈🍹👻

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Captain Tom

@CaptainTomStL

3 years

Oldest daughter, Lily, had a art show down at Cape last night! A few pieces of her work this semester. I love it. Unique, creepy, interesting, and slightly disturbing. Lol.

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Captain Tom

@CaptainTomStL

2 years

It hath begun.

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Captain Tom

@CaptainTomStL

5 years

I could only tag 10 people, but there are so many more of my @UniversalORL friends who I would love to meet up with for a cold beverage! If we ever shared any time here together, this includes YOU! Share your favorite Finnegan's pics with me today here!!!

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Captain Tom

@CaptainTomStL

4 years

Just gonna say it...y'all best hide yo wives and yo mommas cause the kid here lookin like eye candy!!! 😂👍🏼😉

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Captain Tom

@CaptainTomStL

6 years

22 years of marriage and I've only worn my wedding band on a few special occasions. I finally fixed this today.... ❤🤗😘

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Captain Tom

@CaptainTomStL

5 years

Oh how I miss this! Been watching old HHN vlogs this weekend and really trying to scratch that Horrah itch! Really missing @HorrorNightsORL right now! #HHN30 can't come soon enough!

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Captain Tom

@CaptainTomStL

7 years

It's finally official! My daughter, Lily, signed the admissions and housing papers today to attend Southeast Missouri State this fall! Go Redhawks!

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Captain Tom

@CaptainTomStL

3 years

No matter what happens later....it was worth it.

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Captain Tom

@CaptainTomStL

6 years

Graduation night for my daughter, Lily. Very proud of all her accomplishments and accolades from high school and excited to see what her next chapter holds @SEMissouriState

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Captain Tom

@CaptainTomStL

3 years

Guys! I finally met Lil Boo in person! Such a sweetie!!!

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Captain Tom

@CaptainTomStL

4 years

The entire @HorrorNightsORL #HHN30 community right now.....

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Captain Tom

@CaptainTomStL

3 months

I miss my dear, sweet friend. This one is for him. Rest easy my brother.

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Captain Tom

@CaptainTomStL

3 years

Decided, because of the rain, to give Amatista and the Magical Dining another shot. Three course meal for $37. Several choices available. Glad I gave it another try and man, what a difference a good waiter can make!!! In and out in about an hour, the last time it took almost 3!

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Captain Tom

@CaptainTomStL

5 years

Easily my favorite Halloween commercial. The killer's face and the "stop breathing on me" make me laugh every time.

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Captain Tom

@CaptainTomStL

6 years

Great time hanging out at Mardi Gras with the wonderful Mary! Oh yeah, Kyle too, I guess. 😆

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Captain Tom

@CaptainTomStL

6 years

HHN Hype level currently at 100 today. I've watched about a thousand #HHN YouTube videos so far. Bring on all the BLINKIES!

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Captain Tom

@CaptainTomStL

5 years

My #HHN29 rankings: 10. Hangin with friends. 9. Dinner with friends. 8. Lunch with friends. 7. Meet new friends. 6. Pool with friends. 5. Scarezones with friends. 4. Drink breaks with friends. 3. Express with friends. 2. Houses with friends. 1. Hellbilly Deluxe. 🤘

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Captain Tom

@CaptainTomStL

5 years

Still trying to decide what to do first @HorrorNightsORL #HHN29 this season. Should I dig through the ditches and burn through the witches first, or rage in the cage and piss upon the stage??? No matter what I’ll have a beer in a Blinky cup in hand!!!

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Captain Tom

@CaptainTomStL

3 years

Pretty cool sunset from my couch tonight!

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Captain Tom

@CaptainTomStL

2 years

Aventura booked for HHN32. LOLOLOL. 😂🍺👍🏼😎

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Captain Tom

@CaptainTomStL

7 years

When your daughter calls you a douche bag on her sweet 16 because you've been telling her for months she will be sharing a car with her sis.

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Captain Tom

@CaptainTomStL

5 years

It's Em's 18th birthday today. Really big day for both of us...she got a new hair color, pierced her ears, and is attending the Ariana Grande concert tonight, while I get to kick her ass out because shes an "adult" now and I'm turning her bedroom into a sauna! Nice!

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