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7 months

No Country For Old Men was the 86th noir movie I've watched since I started. 5/5, perfect movie; the sound is incredible; the pacing is incredible; every colour is incredible; Woody Harrelson's first scene is the only bit that doesn't quite fit.

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5 years

@Karalainee “Hey kids clothing store, I would pay good money for a store with only adult clothes.”

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@dog_rates Looks like they are trying to find the culprit. Honestly, so helpful. 14/10.

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@HamiltonJoachim @jemelehill @mPinoe @realDonaldTrump You haven’t watched a game of women’s soccer in your life. Sit down.

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@Travisdhanraj @DRPS @tsnotoole Someone needs to tell Dan O'Toole to watch how he uses social media.

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8 months

@benmillerMKE @micahinATL @NoPartyNoDisco I read the summary. Sounds like it's about whether a municipality can ban homeless people from using blankets and such. What do you think it's about?

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1 year

@imaginmatrix I think @its_adamneely made a video about this.

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1 year

Guadeloupe have better Canada shirts than Canada. #CanMNT

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@dieworkwear @Austen He's a well-known crypto scammer. It's just part of his "look at me, give me money to be like me" scam.

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@michaelharriot Let's see how this turns out...

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@JesseBrown "met with one guy" Uh, yah, the top guy who directs all the other guys.

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1 year

@dontlookmeup2 @nytimes Quick, help me out, what's worse than being killed?

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@ShotCreator7 @MagicMatty22 @espnW Other guy: "Watch losers respond that this isn't special." You, the loser: "I can tell you this isn't special." Congratulations.

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9 months

@JesseBrown @CTVNews Like them equating support for Israel with support for Israel's actions, which does make some sense?

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1 year

@bruce_arthur I don't think I know a single person that questions whether the CanPL is helping with player development.

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11 months

Maybe count to six then whine about it to a referee. #Sinclair

U.S. Women's National Soccer Team

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11 months

Hope she unblocks us to see this 🤞

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@chef_lizette @Jason Do you know that USPS delivers as many parcels in a few weeks as all the other delivery services do in a year? And the USPS delivers parcels for those delivery services?

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@CanadaSoccerEN "Canada announces final squad of players it forced to play despite not paying them and cutting their budget as they prepare for the World Cup." #BontisOut

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7 years

Dear other clubs. You should do this.

AS Roma English

@ASRomaEN

7 years

Hi @Treble_Nikki , it’s #RandomActsOfKindnessDay and we thought you might like this Nike #ASRoma windrunner jacket as a thank you for your support. Ciao Nikki, abbiamo pensato che questo giacchetto potrebbe andare bene per dirti grazie per il tuo supporto! #RomaActsOfKindness

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8 years

Posted without comment.

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2 years

Fixed it for you:

TrueNorthFoot ⚽️🇨🇦

@truenorthfoot

2 years

🚨 JUST IN: The new Langley team has registered this logo. It appears the team will be called "Vancouver FC". NOTE: Images in the registration list are in black in white. This image does not contain the colours. #CanPL

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@Therealhughes @NatsAndCats @happy_cylinder @alexeheath Use that big brain of yours for a short minute: Why do you think companies offer perks to employees? Just to be nice? Or could there be some sort of recruitment and retention program at work here?

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3 years

#CanMNT #Phonzie

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3 years

The @thevoyageurs heat-sealed the t-shirts and mailed them as flat letters, I imagine to save a boatload of shipping costs. Well done. So smart.

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1 year

@Buenen @NZ_Football So, let racists be racist? Seems odd.

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2 years

"And I communicated my feelings forthwith. Coach Berhalter indicated that he and I shall engage in a confabulation directly. I can only hope that his anger has waned."

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2 years

@AHBSeaborn Unfortunately it's the horizontals that matter more to viewers, though, not whether MLS is available on the same platform across all those countries.

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3 years

@cinnamazon_ Have you heard of the pornography industry?

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@CanadaSoccerEN @CANWNT "Your #CanWNT / #CanXNT roster, 100% of whom we have sued to force them to play, even while we haven't paid them, and we cut their budget, for the #SheBelievesCup , is set!" <insert maple leaf to pretend we are in this for the country>

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1 year

@itsmeglinehan "I don’t know the ins and outs of this controversy." is quite the thing to write in a column about said controversy.

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5 years

@AlexiLalas @timbersarmy @TimbersFC What if, and hear me out, you're just a well-paid troll?

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4 years

Fiorentina's keeper is a dirty beardo and is number 69.

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@AFT3RMATT @Grantlonggg @WillBrinson Because people got more angry at some guy kneeling during a song than they did about black people getting killed.

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@Docktus_ @miagothstan Buying groceries, I think.

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1 year

@MLS_Buzz How else could they start a league with pro/rel, other than by taking the current teams in the league and adding pro/rel?

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3 years

@ShotCreator7 @MagicMatty22 @espnW You literally wrote "I can tell you this isn’t special." So you can see why I might not trust your judgment on this.

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4 years

Get fucked. Sincerely, Canada

Brian Higgins

@BHigginsBflo

4 years

Leading a bipartisan push calling on the U.S. and Canada to begin preparing guidance for the reopening of the Northern Border

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6 years

@DavidAFrench @SaturdayOnCouch Now imagine that but you’re only 7 years old and you’re sick and the ICE guards won’t give you the medicine you had. Yah, it’s tough out there.

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6 years

The weird part about this is the odd assertions that if only they cut out diving, more people would like soccer, as if it's a concern that not enough people in the world like soccer.

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2 years

Whuh?! This is huge. Will definitely be following @TigresFemenil more closely now.

wsoccer.ca

@WsoccerCa

2 years

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 It’s official, Carmelina Moscato is the new Technical Director and Head Coach of @TigresFemenil 🐯 The former CanWNT player, turned coach joins a historic club and becomes the first female Head Coach of the club. She will begin her tenure on June 11th.

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6 years

Hear me out: Let’s close all the streets all the time.

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4 years

This is appalling. But also, and this is an odd aside: I have never understood the "Here's my resignation" "No, I don't accept it, Jim." Just quit. Just don't go to work.

🍉 Black 🇭🇹 Aziz 🇳🇬 aNANsi 🍉

@Freeyourmindkid

4 years

A few years ago I posted about a police officer who posted a meme, implying that he would drown his daughter if her first crush was a Black boy. The story went viral, & when he tried to resign, the mayor wouldn't let him. He is now the chief of Police.

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7 years

The tweets up and down this thread are connecting the Precourt/MLS/Garber dots. This is a shit move sanctioned by Garber/MLS.

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6 months

@knockemdownes I really like a nice Hearts home. Great colour. This is the 2017-18.

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1 year

@DelSatriales @mrkmcclr @JillianSakovits They introduced her speaking to Saka, but the producer cut to the wrong clip of her speaking to Balogun.

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1 year

Your team is a month old, calm down.

Vancouver Football Club

@vanfootballclub

1 year

Friday, June 2nd 7pm ⚔️ The rivalry comes to the mainland. ⚽️ vs @Pacificfccpl 📍Willoughby Community Park at @LangleyEvents ⏰ Doors open at 5:30pm. Kickoff at 7pm 🎟️ Don’t miss this historic first derby. Ticket link in bio #VancouverFC | #CanPL

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2 years

@ClareMalone Too true, but for me (a Canadian) it's weirder to see Trump rallies. More worshipful than this.

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Ten years ago I had a toddler and a flexible work schedule and I would take her to Whitecaps open practices out at UBC. Here she is with Nigel Reo-Coker.

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3 years

Stephanie Labbé, national hero. #CanWNT

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2 years

Decolonize Canadian soccer. #CanPL

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2 years

Kadin Chung and Lukas MacNaughton at minimum doubled their wages, and could have quadrupled them, with the move to MLS. Great to see them doing well, even if it is for TFC.

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1 year

@herculezg Team couldn't buy a win (though they tried!) before Messi arrived.

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7 months

Alex has been one of the bright spots in Canadian soccer media. Looking forward to seeing where you end up, good sir.

Alexandre Gangué-Ruzic

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7 months

I just want to thank all who reached out and offered support in the wake of the news Thursday, it truly means a lot❤️ I don’t have an *official* update on what this means for me yet, but no matter what happens, I plan to keep covering all things 🇨🇦⚽️ with this great community

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4 years

@Epicmeme15 @ProgPro I think we all understand the bill.

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@sobittersosweet This is going to end with Carole James ripping the arms off one of her iconic blazers.

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2 years

Rapist. Ronaldo is the first rapist to score in five different World Cups.

OptaJoe

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2 years

5 - Cristiano Ronaldo has become the first player to score five in different editions of the World Cup (2006, 2010, 2014, 2018, 2022). Limitless.

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@Prince726 @S8737626 @jemelehill So was it 25 times for 1 second each? Maybe 12 times for 2 seconds each time? Spread out over a 3 hour broadcast? That's what's bothering you?

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@14Hithard @itsmeglinehan What is wrong with you

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3 years

Kinda hope Crepeau fails in LA now. Just kinda.

Kevin Baxter 🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈

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3 years

A longtime friendship led Maxime Crépeau to Southern California. Now he’s hoping to surpass expectations for new-look @LAFC squad @MLS

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@SashSoulsmith @o0oTrinaBinao0o Hateful? Bro, settle down and stop making shit up. What he did was controlling. He was calm about it, but he was a dick. Just because he was polite doesn't mean his requests were okay.

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@Nate_Cohn Success despite gerrymandering doesn't mean gerrymandering isn't a problem.

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@KarinKMacDee @Robbiepierce She sure supports people who do.

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3 years

Just got the @sorrentocalcio kit! Huge thanks to @The_Kitsman and Sorrento. It's really nice.

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2 years

We won, fuckers!!!!!!!

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@OneSoccerExpert 2017 and 2018 weren't that long ago. Anti-Muslim, anti-immigrant bullshit from you.

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1 year

@sago_VCF @yunusmusah8 You writing that at the racist fans too, telling them to not come back?

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5 years

I had a good discussion with my kids the other day about politics and inclusion and mean people because they wondered what my three trees shirt was about. Grab one for yourself and expand your discussion topics with your kids!

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2 years

So, if the men hadn't qualified, how would the CSA have afforded to fund any of their programs? This is bonus money. This is not standard operating funds.

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9 years

Is there any soccer on?

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1 year

@cboehm @Concacaf It will be interesting to see what happens here but it doesn't change the main takeaway, which is that US teams have a built-in advantage due to their country's visa system, and this advantage should be removed.

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@dieworkwear Never worked in forestry, I guess? Neither has this man, I suspect. But suspenders are standard for fallers, for their falling pants (lined to prevent chainsaw injuries). This guy borrowed the aesthetic.

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4 years

@PhilipWegmann In the figurative sense, hey? So, it's going to remain on air, but some people might not watch it? The horror...

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4 years

Love this.

Men in Blazers

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. @OLReign 's @gohaamm is the first Native American to play in the @NWSL . She spoke to Men in Blazers about her journey and how she plans to use her platform. #Courage @OLReign kick off their #NWSLFallSeries campaign Tuesday night at 10 p.m. ET against @ThornsFC on @Twitch .

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@ayyy_west Why are US folks having so much trouble understanding that for almost everyone the issue is the excessive celebrations, not the team scoring a ton?

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@CPLsoccer @onesoccer Hey, longtime fan, first time tweeter. When is the league going to recognize the players union? Thanks for taking our questions! Looking forward to opening day!

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3 years

Stewie!

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@doug_fireside @talia_isabel18 @lisalibrarian Holy shit. How has "Wear a mask" become so difficult for Americans to understand? You want to go in a store - wear a mask. Kids in schools - wear a mask.

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@RagingFaz @theserfstv Satire of what?

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2 years

The deflection from Gareth Wheeler here is utterly embarrassing. Iain Hume: "The negotiating delay by the CSA execs was ridiculous." Wheeler: "Let's not focus on that delay."

OneSoccer

@onesoccer

2 years

PROGRAMMING UPDATE 🚨 #CanMNT discussion + LIVE Canada Soccer press conference will be streamed for free on our YouTube channel, here 👇 WATCH 🔴

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@stainlessreal @sirjonlee It's not the Cdn govt, it's Facebook/Meta.

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@KenSimCity @VanFoodBank I guess that $3m you gave back to your developer friends isn't available to help the food bank?

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@elevin11 @positivedamage @nandoodles "Just holding space, which she chose to use to delegitimize herself. She can, and I hope she does, continue to do good work." I totally name-call the people I hold space for, people I think are doing good work. "You self-righteous bully", I call them, while holding space.

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4 years

@TheM_L_G I'll raise my head above the parapet on this one. Outside this specific exchange, and acknowledging that Arsenal twitter is just overall obnoxious, there's often a smug tone in a lot of analytics twitter that doesn't serve to make friends for analytics twitter.

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@michaelmurle @funnyfergi @drrocketsocks @rachelmillman Do a little reading on the lead-up to the mass murdering.

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¡Hola, @Xolos !

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This is really wild. Headline in the Guardian. Never dreamed I'd see something like this.

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2 years

Beer at a soccer game tastes better when you're the owner.

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1 year

Incoming Canada Soccer news: they're going to undertake a worldwide search for the best coach and settle on whichever internal hire costs nothing.

Joshua Kloke

@joshuakloke

1 year

John Herdman is now expected to be named Toronto FC head coach. The former Canada men's national team coach informed Canada Soccer today he is heading to MLS: #CanMNT #TFCLive

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In Canada that’s just the cab ride to the airport.

Match of the Day

@BBCMOTD

6 years

It's a busy day of football! But spare a thought for those @SunderlandAFC fans making the 660 mile round trip to Portsmouth today. If you are making the journey send us your pics via #BBCFootball #finalscore

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I hope that whoever Sheanon Williams hurt is safe and supported.

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3 years

Does your coach look this good?

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7 years

Fascinating work by @AnalysisEvolved on likelihood of teams shooting/passing/dribbling based on field location:

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Beautiful night for some @TSSRovers v. @Pacificfccpl soccer.

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7 years

Accounts from my dog say the loaf of bread basically fell off the counter.

Laura Armstrong

@lauraarmy

7 years

Accounts from #TFCLive camp say Altidore was basically jumped by NYRB in tunnel at halftime. Vanney says team will be reviewing video.

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REFUGEES WELCOME banner is too much for MLS, but glad to know Don Garber is taking a measure approach to white supremacy. Stunning leadership there, Don.

sheba ⭐

@shebainpdx

6 years

I'm old enough to remember when a "TRAN$PARENCY=LEGITIMACY" banner was so controversial that it had to come down at the behest of league officials. But sure, soccer don, be measured and restrained in your response to neonazis in the stands. #RCTID

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@sukurame @mpcardenas @imadethisthing @tammyxbryant "floof", uh-huh...

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@Jason_from_nyc @masoud_ahmed Did the dead bodies carry out the Oct 7 attacks, Jason?

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@CBCNews Seems like a great guy, look at that friendly face you shared of a guy who was just charged with trying to kill children!

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2 years

12 years ago the three of us were regulars at Swangard, in the Whitecaps final season there. Chris (on the left) would carry Ruby around in a baby carrier as we cheered on @wesleytknight and @martin7nash and the rest. What a joy to be back. Thanks, @TSSRovers !

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3 years

Bruh, Altidore played some soccer and scored some goals, didn't elevate soccer in the country. TFC fans are taking this hard.

Joel Byers

@JoelRyanByers

3 years

@JozyAltidore we know you love this city and this country. What you may never know is how much we appreciate you and what you have done for this sport in this country. All we can say is THANK YOU! ❤️⚽️🇨🇦 #soccer #tfc #Canada #thankyou

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Phil Neville is a shit coach, and Canada Soccer is broke, and the women's team can't afford warm-up games. So, uh, what the shit.

Canada Soccer

@CanadaSoccerEN

1 year

Phil Neville and Richard Shaw joining Canada Soccer' Men's National Team Coaching Staff 🍁 The two additions are effective immediately and will be part of Canada Soccer’s Men’s National Team technical staff for the upcoming Concacaf Nations League Finals in Las Vegas. #WeCAN

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