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Probably somewhere trying to destroy the government.🌺🏴

The Valley of Hell, AZ
Joined March 2017
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@CapaKalashxoxo
Capa Калáшникова
3 years
This is a whole vibe.❤️‍🔥
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@CapaKalashxoxo
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I don’t tip my servers, I gift them.😘
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@CapaKalashxoxo
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Yes, because I don’t want to be raped. This guy apparently doesn’t feel I should be able to defend myself against a rapist. Gun control enables rape culture.
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this is why they love guns btw. they give power to those who are physcially inferior
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@CapaKalashxoxo
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I present to you, my electric bill.🥴 What the fuck.
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@CapaKalashxoxo
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2 years
Okay, did not think this would blow up as much as it has and I do not have time for all these replies. Gotta mute this shit.😂 Have fun tho.✌🏻
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@CapaKalashxoxo
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2 years
I can’t believe this has to be said but… You are not entitled to the labor of another human being.
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@CapaKalashxoxo
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2 years
I did a thing tonight and went way outside my comfort zone.
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@CapaKalashxoxo
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1 year
First stripe down!🥋
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2 years
Get you a girl who plays hooky from work to go buy ammo and tour the distributor’s warehouse.
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@CapaKalashxoxo
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1 year
Reaching an age you never thought you’d see is an odd feeling. Cheers to being 30.🍾🥂
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@CapaKalashxoxo
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4 months
This chick is so fucking wholesome, kind, and genuine. Like she just seems like someone you’d WANT to be friends with. The women who hate her are just jealous and the men who hate her are just weak and intimidated.
@philthatremains
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This young lady just BODIED everyone that was giving her grief. And she did it by being bout the sweetest young thing you ever did see. Kudos young lady.
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@CapaKalashxoxo
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1 year
New rig, who dis?
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1 year
Spent another the day on the range with @joelgaines and @WL_TAC . Looking forward to racking up more chips.
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@CapaKalashxoxo
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8 months
Did I mention new AK sling?
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@CapaKalashxoxo
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8 months
New shirt, who dis?
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@CapaKalashxoxo
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2 years
DID fuck around and got “Fuck the State” tattooed on my ribs. Fight me statists.
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@CapaKalashxoxo
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2 years
Might fuck around and get “Fuck the State” tattooed on my ribcage today. Somebody talk me out of it… Or into it.
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@CapaKalashxoxo
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2 years
I’ve never been so jealous.
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@CapaKalashxoxo
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2 years
If I ever went to a rave, this would be my rave look.
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@CapaKalashxoxo
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9 months
I went as a Russian Mobster to trick or treat at the office today.
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@CapaKalashxoxo
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3 years
Hey Arizonans! In case you didn’t know, I’m a realtor here in the valley! While I typically keep my personal & professional social media accounts separate, I thought some of you might appreciate an agent who won’t question why you need an entire room dedicated to your firearms.😉
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@CapaKalashxoxo
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3 years
I don’t give a flying fuck if it’s the literal zombie apocalypse, I will always be against any form of government mandated vaccination.🧟‍♀️
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@CapaKalashxoxo
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2 years
Cheers to being 29 for the next ten years!!🥰
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@CapaKalashxoxo
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6 months
I need a gun daddy. It’s like a sugar daddy, but I instead of money I get guns and instead of sugar they get a range buddy.
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@CapaKalashxoxo
Capa Калáшникова
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Someone just knocked on my door, three light knocks. I grabbed my piece and waited a few moments before moving to look out the peephole. There’s no one there.
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@CapaKalashxoxo
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8 months
New shirt, who dis?
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@CapaKalashxoxo
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3 years
Thirst Trap Train: RT with your most recent thirst trap.
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@CapaKalashxoxo
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6 months
GUYS ITS HERE!🔥 @gunpolicy
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@CapaKalashxoxo
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11 months
5 years ago, today. This is your friendly reminder that the people who love you are not supposed to hurt you.
@CapaKalashxoxo
Capa Калáшникова
2 years
4 years ago, today. I had broken up with my ex two months before this but we were still living together and I was moving some things out of our house that day. He got angry and brought his new “gf” over to have her fight me so he could hurt me w/o putting hands on me himself.
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@CapaKalashxoxo
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1 year
Finally a good pic of me and little dog.🥰
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@CapaKalashxoxo
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11 months
I’m confused, why would this massage parlor be open in the middle of the night?🤔
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@CapaKalashxoxo
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7 months
An absolute fucking King. We stan Dave Danna in this house.
@DaveEDanna
Dave Danna
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Was it cutting down my carbs? Yes Was it cutting down my seed oils? Yes Was it cutting down my calories? Yes Was it working on my mental health? Yes Was it cutting down my alcohol? Yes Was it cutting down on sugar? Yes Was it not drinking my calories? Yes Was it not binge eating
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@CapaKalashxoxo
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2 years
@daallen44 Encouraging not funding a corrupt state that wastefully spends our money on endless wars and incarcerating nonviolent people.✌🏻
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@CapaKalashxoxo
Capa Калáшникова
4 years
Yesterday I had the pleasure of hosting @Jorgensen4POTUS with a fantastic team in Scottsdale, Arizona. She is so sweet and kind, and just like her running mate @RealSpikeCohen , you really see that she cares about the people and is genuine in her efforts. #Jorgensen2020
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@CapaKalashxoxo
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3 years
QT with a selfie and your age. 28 bitches.✌🏻
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@MissThorn_
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Twenty four and feelin'...... floor
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@CapaKalashxoxo
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10 months
BASED
@Rap
RapTV
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Shakira has been charged with Tax Evasion for the second time 😳
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@CapaKalashxoxo
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2 years
Oh this is fuckin easy. BEER.
@DevilPup74
Devil Pup 🇺🇸🥃🐾
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This just isn’t fair.
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@CapaKalashxoxo
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2 years
This is how we do it.
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@CapaKalashxoxo
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5 months
I am bartending a Super Bowl party and I am bored. Yesterday was more fun. Today. Yesterday.
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@CapaKalashxoxo
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2 years
Same shirt. Same hat. New me. Trauma. Healing.
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@CapaKalashxoxo
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3 years
It’s 8am, I’m awake and I’m ready to make it everyone at Liberty Oasis’s problem. @Arizona_LP let’s fucking go!
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@CapaKalashxoxo
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2 years
Not me alone at a bar listening to the karaoke on St Patrick’s Day.🍀
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Holy fuck that was fun. M2, anyone?
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2 years
This is my dream.
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3 years
@guy_freire @jonreyes204 This is the ratio I’m here for.😂
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@CapaKalashxoxo
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2 years
Post a picture of yourself as the final boss without downloading any new images.
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@HarmfulOpinion
𝐆𝐫𝐞𝐠
2 years
Post a picture of yourself as the final boss without downloading any new images
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@CapaKalashxoxo
Capa Калáшникова
2 years
Drunk and hiding in my bedroom cause my roomie is having date night in the living room. Happy Valentine’s Day!❤️‍🔥
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@CapaKalashxoxo
Capa Калáшникова
3 years
When you finally get to hang out with your favorite people from Liberty Twitter, you get drunk and take selfies. @TheDesertDaddy @Jtodd601
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@CapaKalashxoxo
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3 years
Idk this guy but he’s a king.
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@CapaKalashxoxo
Capa Калáшникова
2 years
You cannot convince me that the Vegas shooting wasn’t a false flag event.
@3DrakaiNa
3DrakaiNa 👻 (G.A.N.G)
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Anyone else to the point things are just so shady you almost don't care anymore?
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@CapaKalashxoxo
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2 years
Abolish the IRS. Abolish the ATF. Abolish non-violent crimes. Hell, abolish the whole fucking government.
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@CapaKalashxoxo
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4 months
I (rather fittingly) rocked my @Women4GunRights shirt to the range to teach my friend how to shoot for her first time. She was so excited & such a good student. After starting off a bit scared, she seriously gained so much confidence by the time we left.🩵🔥
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@CapaKalashxoxo
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Okay so I spent way too much money today but I’m obsessed with these pants and this bodysuit.🔥😍
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@CapaKalashxoxo
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1 year
This isn’t funny.
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@CapaKalashxoxo
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2 years
Then why does my dick get bigger every time I buy a new gun?
@AmyLynnStL
Amy Lynn🐇💀
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Having an AR-15 doesn't add inches to your dick.
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I love how Putin is like “okay naw stop holding the doggo like that” and then grabs and cradles him. Even gives him a little peck on the head. Or at least that’s how it went in my head.😂
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@CapaKalashxoxo
Capa Калáшникова
1 year
My followers are proof that this is facts. I RT that chick on the bottom the other day and half you fuckers wanted to marry her, I swear.💀😂
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@CapaKalashxoxo
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2 years
It’s about to STORM.⚡️⛈
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@CapaKalashxoxo
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8 months
Bartending and slav squatting to keep warm.
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@CapaKalashxoxo
Capa Калáшникова
3 years
I’m bartending a NYE party with a house full of cops. Fucking hell.😂
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@CapaKalashxoxo
Capa Калáшникова
1 year
If you’ve never taken a class with @WL_TAC , you need to. Huge thank you to @joelgaines and his crew. I needed this weekend in more ways than one.
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@CapaKalashxoxo
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🥺👉🏻👈🏻
@DoYaKnowWilma
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Expert dating advice
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@CapaKalashxoxo
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2 years
I love when this video makes the rounds. This chick was fuckin on it.
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@CapaKalashxoxo
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3 years
Was inspired to start another Thirst Trap Train, and to start doing them every Thursday. QT with your latest thirst trap for the Thirst Trap Train.❤️‍🔥
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@CapaKalashxoxo
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2 years
New job, who dis?
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@CapaKalashxoxo
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11 months
The five seconds I get a day where she’s being cuddly.🥰
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@CapaKalashxoxo
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Walking around old town lookin like this and still getting catcalled was not on my bingo card for the day.
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@CapaKalashxoxo
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2 years
Fucked around and quit a job last night.🥳
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@CapaKalashxoxo
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10 months
In-N-Out Burger. I said what I fucking said.
@wildtiktokss
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@CapaKalashxoxo
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2 months
We have arrived at the Mecca. @palmettoarmory
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@CapaKalashxoxo
Capa Калáшникова
2 years
Just bought a $1.45M home but she’s “house poor”; the fuck?
@hollykmichels
Holly Michels
2 years
Ahhhh AaaahhhHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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@CapaKalashxoxo
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1 year
The audacity of these motherfuckers to try to gaslight this woman into believing that she wasn’t just fucking shot by this officer.
@davenewworld_2
Fifty Shades of Whey
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WARNING: GRAPHIC ⚠️ A police officer in Arkansas shot a woman on her own porch while trying to shoot her Pomeranian
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@CapaKalashxoxo
Capa Калáшникова
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Men who say they don’t like flowers just be fuckin lying. I don’t care what they say, they would lose their shit if their girl got them flowers too.💐
@thechosenberg
rosey🌹
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Get your man flowers 🥺😭
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@CapaKalashxoxo
Capa Калáшникова
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MAKE AMERICA constitutional carry across all states regardless of state residency AGAIN
@ArmedJ0y
✳️Ⓐ Armed Joy 🔫💣
5 months
Awe yesss If just a single west coast state unfucked itself you can carry from ocean to ocean 🫡
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@CapaKalashxoxo
Capa Калáшникова
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I’m already pretty close to 10k followers, so let’s play a game… 🚨 GIVEAWAY ALERT🚨 Since I’m actually liking them so far, at 12k I will give away a Saguaro Sling. This way someone else can try them too! I will purchase it and have it shipped directly to you. See below.👇🏻
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@CapaKalashxoxo
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1 year
I’m obsessed with her.🖤
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@CapaKalashxoxo
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6 months
I have arrived.
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@CapaKalashxoxo
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3 years
Hi, I’m Sarah and I must be mentally unstable and lacking in confidence bc I post photos of myself.
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@CapaKalashxoxo
Capa Калáшникова
2 years
✨WHOLESOME✨ My roommate’s dad is a fucking gem. He sent us each a kit, knowing how much I love this shit. We even FaceTimed him while we opened and went thru them. Literally the father I never had, but wish I did.
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I’m on a boat. 🛥️
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2 years
@PancreasThief DID HE GET THE CAT!????
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Capa Калáшникова
2 years
4 years ago, today. I had broken up with my ex two months before this but we were still living together and I was moving some things out of our house that day. He got angry and brought his new “gf” over to have her fight me so he could hurt me w/o putting hands on me himself.
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@CapaKalashxoxo
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Their burgers aren’t even good.
@Dexerto
Dexerto
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Idaho opened its first In-N-Out and the drive-thru wait was 8 hours…
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@CapaKalashxoxo
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2 years
I respect the fuck out of @rosemcgowan .
@elizableu
Eliza
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I’ll never forget the survivors that spoke up about John Doe.
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@CapaKalashxoxo
Capa Калáшникова
2 years
You know what, good for her. She won.
@Aydin_Adam
Aydın Adam - أيدين آدم
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@CapaKalashxoxo
Capa Калáшникова
2 years
Look who I hung out with tonight! @courtneyknill got me out of the house for a little tennis.🎾
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@CapaKalashxoxo
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Happy birthday @TheDesertDaddy !! I wish I had another pic of us where you aren’t hiding.😂
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@CapaKalashxoxo
Capa Калáшникова
2 years
Firefighters are hot.🔥 Piggies are not.🐷
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@CapaKalashxoxo
Capa Калáшникова
1 year
Blink has been with me for 3 weeks today and she’s definitely made herself at home.🖤🐈‍⬛
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She is so cuddly today.🥰
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@CapaKalashxoxo
Capa Калáшникова
5 months
I adore R Lee Ermy. RIP😭
@DocStrangelove2
Doc Strangelove
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It's donned on me that R. Lee. Ermy's Mail Call was basically what we do here before that was even a thing. He was a gun loving, milsurp loving shitposter just like us. I miss him every day.
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I’m just gonna use jiu jitsu to fulfill any needs I have for physical contact with another human.🥋
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@CapaKalashxoxo
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She is so over my shit.
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Capa Калáшникова
2 years
I love @gunpolicy .
@gunpolicy
Firearms Policy Coalition
2 years
@davidhogg111 Fuck you, David. People have a right to express themselves, but then, you hate 1A too. You’re just a little wannabe authoritarian who couldn’t do anything except ask armed government agents to impose your policy preferences on the rest of us.
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Dear arguing libertarians, What if you’re both in the wrong? Sincerely, Another arguing libertarian.
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Capa Калáшникова
1 year
That’s not a criminal, that’s a based bitch.
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@CapaKalashxoxo
Capa Калáшникова
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Just got beat in a thumb war by a baby.
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@CapaKalashxoxo
Capa Калáшникова
1 year
I forget that like, dating and trying to find a meaningful relationship actually requires meeting people and going on dates. So annoying.
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@CapaKalashxoxo
Capa Калáшникова
2 years
Anyone else type out entire tweets just to delete them? No? Just me?
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@CapaKalashxoxo
Capa Калáшникова
1 year
This isn’t a fucking prank, and it’s not fucking funny. Dudes out here really thinking that intimidating a woman by herself, and grabbing your junk while you stare her down is a fucking JOKE?
@ask_aubry
AskAubry 🦝
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This whole YouTube "prank" trend of dudes intimating women for "funny " is not it. It really has nothing to do with that and everything to do with feeding male viewers their want to hurt women. She pulled a knife and he scurried.
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@CapaKalashxoxo
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How I started and ended my birthday.🔥
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I’m gonna be 30 in less than a month.🥴 Please send help.
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Capa Калáшникова
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And some people say you don’t need a shower gun, but just look at how happy it is to be there.
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